Chapter 0101 bad things and good things
"Can you come out with me?"
"good."
I agreed, followed Yulu and walked to a corner of the corridor. She stopped and I stopped. She looked up at me. I looked at her pure and flawless eyes. A gust of autumn wind blew, and her hair also danced, messy, like my mood at this moment. Her eyes were wet, and the crystal dewdrops were about to fall down again. I hurriedly asked, "Yulu, what's wrong with you?"
Before I could finish, she hugged me and buried her head in my arms. The situation was too sudden and I was at a loss for a moment. She only heard her whisper: "Xiao Ri, I'm sorry, let's make up?"
"Can you make up?" I couldn't figure out the situation. Did I say anything to her on the phone last night? I called her and confirmed that she said she didn't care, right? In the days that followed, it turned out that she cared about that phone, but I never knew what she said to her on the phone last night.
"Um."
"Don't you mind Xiaoyuan and me?" I stopped talking.
“…”
Yulu gently pushed me away. I thought she would have minded it. The "situ" in the woods, my shameless and sensible movements, Xiaoyuan's expression and moans that were ecstatic and dying must have appeared in her mind from time to time. I had thought that she might have such nightmares every night. I sighed and said, "It's me that I'm sorry for you, I shouldn't lie to you."
"I will forgive you," Yulu returned to my arms. She was willing to embrace me so broken and broken. I could feel her tears soaking my chest, and her tears were so cold. Through my skin, they pierced into my heart. I suddenly realized that I was really shameless, but I still like her. She murmured: "Xiao Ri, I will forgive you, but I still need a little time, is it okay?"
"Okay, I'll wait for you." After saying that, my eyes also felt sore, but I still held back my tears and stopped me from letting my tears flow. Yulu asked me why my eyes were so red. Another gust of wind blew, as if it was warmer than before. I said, "The wind was too strong, and my eyes were getting into sand."
During class, I lay on the table, and my mind was full of Chen Yulu's gentle and cute appearance a few days ago. I thought that she had been alienated from me for so many days and I shouldn't remember her. Suddenly, my heart was shocked. The broken parts in my mind formed a familiar photo. Yang Xiaozi, where are you now?
The third thousand-year-old man thought, let’s change the subject matter from now on, and turn it into a heart-wrenching romance and the style of writing has also changed. The more sensational it is, the better. Writing like this is not only easy to write, but also can make up more words. Anyway, there are so many female characters in the text, and they play emotional dramas one by one. It’s too simple to write hundreds of thousands of words, haha!
However, everything was not as good as the third brother wished.
Because, when the first class was over, Ou Yuanyuan came to me and pulled me into the corridor. She seemed a little angry and took a deep breath before calming down.
"Who is Yang Xiaozi?" Xiaoyuan glared at me.
"Do you know her?" I was a little surprised. Xiaoyuan and I were not from the same junior high school, so we probably wouldn't know.
"Don't know."
"How do you know?"
"You told me last night!" Xiaoyuan said this like crazy, frightening me. The female students in the corridor also turned their eyes. She also felt that she had lost her composure and pulled me into the toilet and hid in the toilet. I hurriedly asked, "Did I tell you by phone last night?"
Xiaoyuan didn't speak.
"That's all my nonsense, I'm drunk!"
"You put her on last night, right?" Xiaoyuan stared at me tightly. Her eyes were red, and there was a little jealousy hidden inside.
"How is that possible? I just talked nonsense after drinking!" I was frightened and didn't dare to look at her. How could I tell this? This tragedy was just over, and the waves rose again and again. She argued with her for a while. She became more and more impatient, and tears fell down again and again. I was wondering, why do girls always like to shed tears? Is it because of boys drooling when they see a beautiful woman? Is it worthy of sympathy?
"You are lying!"
"I haven't!"
"Then why not look in my eyes."
"Because, I'm squinting!"
...
"Okay, Bo Riri, it turns out that you can get an erection when facing another woman, but you can't face me! You must be tired of me, right?! Am I not as beautiful as that Yang Xiaozi? Or is it that I didn't do well? Tell me, why, why!" Xiaoyuan shook my shoulders, her eyes were red from crying, and I was a little impatient. Why are girls so suspicious? My interest in fighting was stirred up by her again, and she hugged her waist suddenly, and I forced her kiss again!
She was struggling constantly at the beginning. Maybe my strength was relatively strong, or maybe my male breath was seducing her soul and making her body feel a psychological state called "wanting to mate". For a moment, she calmed down. I let her go. As soon as I let go, she called me a "beast". I immediately hugged her tightly and said softly in her ear: "It must be an accident that I couldn't get an erection last time! I'll prove it to you!"
"Hmph! Beast! How to prove it?"
“It’s very simple!”
Next, there was another restricted-level scene. We were entangled together and didn't even care about class. Half an hour later, when Xiaoyuan and I came out of the toilet, her face was flushed, her breathing was a little impatient, and her clothes were soaked in sweat. She lowered her head and apologized to me: "Xiao Ri, you were so awesome just now... I'm sorry, I blamed you wrongly, will you forgive me?"
"Of course."
"Thank you."
"But I have to tell you one more thing."
"What's the matter, you said?"
"Don't doubt my brother's ability, that will only make you lack the endurance!" After saying that, I went to the classroom. Xiaoyuan laughed and her smile harmed the country and the people. The big sapling under me instantly grew a little bit again.
Finally I could sleep well. It turned out that it was not all bad to make random calls when I was drunk. Because I was drunk, I was misunderstood by Lin Xiaoyu and Ou Yuanyuan, but I made up with Chen Yulu. While I was happy, I secretly squirted again during class. At the same time, I also found that Yulu and Xiaoyuan were very close, as if they were talking secretly. I guess their conversation must be like this:
Chen Yulu asked shyly: "Xiaoyuan, how did you feel when you and Xiaori were having sex?"
Xiaoyuan thought about it and replied: "There is a long time, a large force, and a wide range!" (This sentence often appears in high school biology or physics books)
Chen Yulu said in surprise: "That's amazing? Is it comfortable when I do it with him?"
Xiaoyuan sighed and said, "It's uncomfortable, it's just like I want to become an immortal!"
"Wow, then I'll let him do it with me next time, don't you mind?"
“…”
The more I thought about it, the more I felt more and more happy I felt. However, all this was just my dream: when school was over, they came to ask me to go out for dinner together. I was very happy. I followed them out without saying a word. This time I went to the island coffee. Xiaoyuan said that I would order it, so I ordered it without restraint. On the dining table, Yulu and Xiaoyuan had a very happy conversation, without any barriers, just like Yulu had lost her memory and had never seen Xiaoyuan and play the "Yin and Yang Dual Cultivation" game.
Could it be that Yulu really figured it out?
But strangely, she rarely talks to me.
When I finally checked out, my heart suddenly sank to the bottom. They said, I didn’t bring enough money this time, aa, damn, I thought you were treating me, so I ordered hundreds of dollars at once! It’s a scam, the money I earned from Xiao Wei last time I spent on part-time jobs, so I spent it like this. Alas, should I ask Xiao Wei recently: "Dear, do you still need my help to break the gap? Today is 20% off~"
When I got home in the afternoon, Xiaoli and Keer hadn't known why they hadn't returned home yet. The house was empty. They put down their schoolbags, put on men's clothes, and combed the plane's nose. I went to Niu Tan's house. After all, Niu Tan's love is no better than ordinary people. His love is unemployed and he will become an unemployed vagrant again. As soon as he broke into his house, he heard his "melodge" singing: "My enthusiasm! It's like a fire! It burned the entire desert... You are here, sit there~!"
"The sun will hide from me when she sees me..." His voice came from the room. As soon as I entered his room, I was surprised to find that he was no longer the cow I knew in front of the mirror: he had golden hair, Korean style, Korean style, and slim Korean style clothes, and a pair of brown canvas shoes on his feet. If I didn't look at his miserable face, I would definitely think he was a model!
"Squat, what are you doing? You can't be able to think about it anymore, right?" I saw him seemingly facing the mirror and smearing something on his face. "I have anything to think about it, I'm so happy that I can't have time to do it!" Niu Squa continued to touch his face, not looking at me.
"What good thing happened? Have you hooked up with a beautiful girl again?"
"Brother, am I that kind of person? Tell you, I'll go find a job today and pass the interview!"
"Well, what's the job?"
"Of course it's a hotel waiter, it starts at 10,000 yuan a month!" Niu Sar turned his head and looked at me. When I saw his face, my anus tightened. Squat, squat, what's going on with your face? Why did you turn white and cute? It's almost time to catch up with me, it's unscientific! After a closer look, I found that he had applied foundation, which should be what he just applied, and it's so grass! I really admire this makeup technique, it can actually make people completely different from the original one!
Chapter completed!