I collapsed on the grass, not knowing how long I had shed tears. Passers-by laughed at me coldly until they almost disappeared. I received a call from Xiaoli. Xiaoli said anxiously: "Brother! It's almost ten o'clock? Are you living at your classmate's house tonight? My parents are very worried!"

I sucked the snot that I was running down from crying and said relaxedly: "Well, spend the night at my classmate's house tonight, and go back tomorrow, don't worry."

"Well, brother, be careful of hygiene and be sure to wear condoms!"

"good."

...

I think if I don’t go home tonight, I will find a place to vent my anger. After all, I feel very uncomfortable when I do something that I’m sorry for Xiao Zi, as if there are a thousand grass horses kissing my heart. How to vent? The male protagonists in the TV series go to the bar to drink when they are heartbroken or upset? The ancients also said that I still have a few dollars in my pocket, so it’s okay to drink a few bottles of wine in the bar.

The last bus in Nancheng is at 10 o'clock in the evening. The nearest bar to the park is next to the intersection of Binjiang East Road. It is Binjiang West Road. You need to take three stops to get there. When you arrive at the bus stop at the entrance of the park, there is no bus passing by. I can't bear to take a taxi. The starting price is 10 yuan! Do you think you can walk? Damn, it's easy to get back pain when walking recently?

**, harmful to health.

So, my plan to go to the bar for the first time was vacancies.

At that time, I shed tears of sadness again. I heard that the bar is a place where fallen girls often appear. Generally speaking, boys who are a little handsome can catch girls in bed and talk about life and the great achievements of socialist modernization. Moreover, the most important thing is that they don’t have to be responsible afterwards! You said that I don’t wear condoms and make people conceive? You don’t have to worry about this. Those fallen girls will bring various condoms. There is always a taste that suits your wishes. If you don’t believe it, you can try it.

Finally, I took a taxi to the bar. Because the cow squatted, he gave me a call and said, "Don't go out to drink the bar, I'll invite you, the one on Industrial East Road."

"Okay, wait for me twenty minutes!"

Tsk, I am really lucky! I was thinking of drinking, but someone invited me. I spent a total of twenty yuan to take a taxi to Industrial East Road. I had this twenty yuan, not only could I get to the bar on Binjiang East Road, but I could also drink two bottles of beer in it. But I think it would be worth spending this twenty yuan to go to the cow squat. I won’t tell you because he said he treats.

"Squat, why did you come to me for a drink? I'm not a casual person and never go to the bar." I walked into the bar on Industrial Road, and immediately found the lonely figure of Niu Squat and sat down in the seat beside him.

"Stop talking about these things, I'm broken up, um... buddy, do you think I'm easy!" Before Niu Squat finished speaking, his eyes turned red and tears flowed down. He picked up Yanjing beer that had already been opened and took a few sips of it.

"You're heartbroken?" I couldn't believe my ears. He was heartbroken. Cao, when did he fall in love? Why didn't I know?

"Gulugulu", I also picked up and drank a few sips. After drinking, I felt even more uncomfortable. I was not afraid to tell you that this was my first time drinking beer. In the past, I used to use Coke instead of alcohol. Although it was hard to drink, the cow had already eaten a bottle. He said to me with a slightly red face: "Nonsense! Just now, the fat girl asked me out again and said that she wanted it. When I checked the room, I remembered that the aphrodisiac fans were lent to you. As a result, she broke up with me!"

As he finished his last sentence, Niu Squat raised his volume.

"Slowly, squat, wait, why didn't I understand?" I raised the information a little, and I couldn't react.

"Haha," Niu Sak glanced at me with a wry smile, picked up another bottle and took a few sips. He said hesitantly: "Dog-legged, you don't understand this? Before, when I did with her, I didn't dare to tell her that I could use drugs to stimulate it. I got erect. This time I didn't bring aphrodisiac fans. Why did she blew me? My buddy... still went on strike. That stinky bitch thought I had done something with other women during the day! I thought I had betrayed her! I, I couldn't explain, she repeatedly suspected it, and we started arguing. In the end, she couldn't believe me and broke up with me."

"Uh, I'm sorry."

I hated myself a little. It turned out that the culprit of everything was me! If I hadn't borrowed aphrodisiac fans from him, I would not have dared to touch Xiao Zi, and he would not have broken up because of this. Moreover, for Niu Sar, breaking up with Fat Girl not only means breaking up, but also means unemployment! For a moment, the guilt in my heart became deeper, but Niu Sar was still my good friend. He did not blame me, but asked me to drink with him.

My alcohol content is very poor. After drinking two bottles, I started to feel dizzy. After I woke up the next day, I remembered that I said before I was drunk: "Squat, I don't want to hide it from you. Just now, I was fascinated by a girl who likes me. You don't know how happy it is when fucking her, haha, um..."

I still remember that after saying this, I cried, crying to death, and then my head was very dizzy, and I didn't know what happened next. When I woke up, I was already at Niu Tan's house. At that time, I was on the bed in Niu Tan's guest room. My head was still very painful, very dizzy, and I wanted to vomit. Niu Tan had already woken up, and as soon as he saw me, he said, "Don't-legged, go to the bathroom to take a shower."

"Um."

After taking a shower, I was completely awake. Niu Squat told me that when he saw me drunk last night, he stopped drinking and sent me back. I suddenly remembered the nonsense I said before getting drunk and asked, "What else did I do after I was drunk last night? Have you done anything extreme?"

The cow squatted and poured me a cup of tea, looked at the tea cup and said with a smile: "Yes."

"Tell me what I did!"

“Call people.”

“…”

I immediately picked up my phone, opened the chat record, and took a quick look, but it didn't matter if I didn't look at it. After reading it, I even wanted to die! I called seven girls, Lin Xiaoyu, Zhou Mengdie, Chen Yulu, Ou Yuanyuan, Lin Mengmeng, cousin Keer and Xiaoli. What's more serious is that except for Zhou Mengdie and Xiaoli who did not answer the phone, the other calls were more than one minute!

The corners of my mouth kept twitching, and I looked up at the cow squatted and asked, "Do you remember what I said to them?"

"I don't know, I don't know, hey, my head is a little dizzy, go take a shower!" Niu Stan entered the bathroom with a lewd smile. His happy look was as if his brother, who had already withered, was ushering in spring again. I patted the bathroom door and scolded: "Damn! You must have heard it, tell me quickly!"

But no matter how I pestered him, he still didn't want to tell me. I looked at the call record again and found that the call time for Chen Yulu was the longest, a total of three minutes and forty-one seconds. I sighed and had to knock on the phone to explain one by one to the five people who were on the phone. Whether it was Chen Yulu or Lin Mengmeng, I told them that I got drunk last night and didn't care about anything nonsense. They told me not to take it seriously at all. Only Keer said something to me: "Cousin, I don't care, but don't always think about making a fuss about me."

What I didn't expect was that when I returned to school the next day, everything changed.

As soon as I arrived at the classroom, I sat in my own position. Lin Xiaoyu glanced at me and turned red!

I thought he had a fever, so I asked, "Doctor-in-law, are you okay? Why are you blushing?"

He leaned into my ear and said, "I'm fine, I'm just afraid that you will do bad things to me!"

At that time, I immediately thought of the phone call he called last night when I was drunk! Well, I must have said something shameful to him, and I must understand it! I was drunk at the time, but I could say anything in a mess! So I forced Lin Xiaoyu to the bathroom to ask him. At first, he refused to say it, and if he didn't say it, I would rub her breasts. In the end, he couldn't stand surrendering and told me what he said to him last night.

"Tell me, you like me..." Lin Xiaoyu lowered her head with red face.

"Uh, what else?" I hit the wall.

"Well, you said, you, you have liked me for a long time."

"What else?" I pinched my neck.

"I'm still thinking about me often,"

"thinking of you?"

"Thinking about my appearance...masturbate!"

"Depend on!"

When I returned to my seat with Lin Xiaoyu, I had lost my confidence in being a human being. To be precise, I lost my confidence in being a man. Alas, being a man is really touching the skirt under me. I had a slight urge to go to the hospital. I wanted to go to the hospital to tell my attending doctor: "Doctor, can I help me change my gender?"

After lying on the table for a while, I never had the face to look at Lin Xiaoyu again. Lin Xiaoyu comforted me and said, "Don't care so much, that's all you talk nonsense after drinking, well, I hope you really talk nonsense."
Chapter completed!