I asked Niu Squat, and he looked at me with a proud look and said, "I don't know. The manager told me to train first and then go to work. The work has some technical content, which will be a bit hard. You have to ensure nutrition every day, but don't worry. If necessary, the hotel will provide me with some stimulants. If the performance is good, there will be commissions and bonuses. Isn't it good?"

"Uh, not bad."

My face was covered in dark lines, and I suddenly understood what kind of job this was.

"Since the boss values ​​me so much, I must do my best to give me such a high salary! By the way, I'm so stupid, if you have nothing to do, I'm going to work soon. In the middle of the night, I'll perform well on my first day today!" Niu Squatted and said, "I'm going to do my best to get dressed and said.

"Well... I wish you success in your career and peace in and out!" I said casually, and unconsciously increased my tone when I said the word "in and out" of "being safe in and out". Niu Squat waved goodbye to me and took the bus and left. When I returned home, I was still admiring this man who worked so hard and worked hard. I believe that his life must be very inspiring and exciting.

When I was sleeping at night, Keer climbed onto my shop again, playing little Tai Chi with one hand on my exposed chest, trying to provoke my beastly **. Since she has teased me like this in recent days, I was not surprised. He played Tai Chi on my chest, and I practiced Baguazhang on her mountain. She didn't resist and asked me: "Cousin, what zodiac sign are you from?"

The Master of Bagua is moving to the plain, and every time he moves, he is as steady as Mount Tai. I said, "My birthday is June 10th."

"June 10th? Gemini? No wonder they are so fickle!" Ke'er's hand reached into my underwear and was fumbled into the magical sapling.

"Brother is fickle? Brother is very pure."

"A liar?"

"How could it be!"

"You called me last night and said no less than five girls' names. Will I lie to you?"

"I don't believe it."

"I think about it. It seems that there are Chen Yulu, Ou Yuanyuan, and Yang? I don't remember who there is. Forget it, you still call my name..."

"That's nonsense after drinking!"

"There is a saying that you speak truth after drinking. Do you dare to say that you are not having an affair with these people!" Ke'er said more and more vigorously. His movements were getting faster and faster as he touched "Little Little Ri" and moved faster and faster. Not only did I get angry in my heart, but the saplings under me were even more angry. But I dared not speak out, Ke'er's heart became increasingly arrogant. At 20 a.m., "Little Little Ri" rose up and led a army of billions of tadpoles deep into the enemy camp. The war burned for half an hour. I whipped Ke'er under me and said lewdly: "Am I still fickle? Tell me quickly! Am I fickle?"

"You are just the flower heart, flowers, flowers... don't stop! Ah, ah, um, oh!"

The enemy surrendered to Guandong, and we returned triumphantly and withdrew at 1:00 a.m.

Ke'er was panting, her chest slumped. She turned her head and looked at me and said, "Cousin, it is not advisable to love someone. You have to be wholehearted and devoted. You only have so much love. If you spread it all out, every girl will not get enough love. In the end, all you can gain is loneliness."

"Who said it was so literary?" I looked up at the ceiling and thought about this question carefully.

"The third thousand-year-old." Ke'er said.

Damn! Then don’t think about it, what to do, Keer, go to the bathroom to wash it. I didn’t wear a condom just now, so it would be bad for me to give birth to a real "little day". By the way, Keer, give me a tissue. When I ejaculated for the second time, I leaked some and got stuck on the quilt.

After wiping the white liquid, I closed my eyes and rested, and I slept until dawn.

When I went to school the next day, at the school gate, I met Chen Yulu. She greeted me and I walked with her. She pretended to smile and said, "Xiao Ri, it seems that the monthly exam will be next week. How are you studying?"

"Monthly exam, monthly exam is a god. Can I eat it?" I asked in confusion.

...

During the morning reading class, the head teacher, Mr. Cang, appeared. His eyes were very serious and the atmosphere in the whole class was also very serious. It was as if he was about to deliver a eulogy. I lowered my head and secretly took out my mobile phone to play with the greedy snake.

"Cough cough", Teacher Cang coughed twice, sorted out the documents in his hand, and said solemnly: "I'll tell you a heavy news. I believe some students already know this, that is, the monthly exam!" When Teacher Cang said the word "month exam", he deliberately emphasized his tone.

"Test!?" The students in the audience were talking, like a group of fertilized ducks. They were wrong and were frightened.

"Damn!" The girl sitting in front of me stood up and slapped the table. The whole class suddenly calmed down and expressed my thoughts. Teacher Cang asked in surprise: "Do you have any opinions, this classmate?"

"Don't just take the exam. This is a test of the results of our hard work in a month!"

"Okay! Please sit down. Students, just one exam. Don't worry. Listen carefully during class. If you read the book carefully during this period, there will be no problem. The exam time is next Monday to Wednesday. Cheating is not allowed during the exam. Once you find out, I have to talk to you and your parents. Okay, let's do it now. Let's read early." After that, Teacher Cang left. What he didn't know was that it was because of his words, "I have to talk to you and your parents." Nearly half of the students in my class participated in the cheating game. The specific situation will be discussed next time.

Morning reading began, and the students' volume of reading was a little higher than before.

I patted Lin Xiaoyu on the shoulder and said to him with a charming look on his face: "Xiaoyu, how about I treat you to lunch today?"

Lin Xiaoyu trembled and asked in confusion: "Why?"

"I ask you, what are you mine?" I asked.

"I am your deskmate, what's wrong?" Lin Xiaoyu said innocently.

"You are my answer to the exam!"

"Uh, don't think so, I won't copy it for you. If I get caught by the school, I will be expelled directly!"

"Brother Xiaoyu, please, I'll kneel down for you~"

"Uh, no matter what you say, I won't give it to you, ah! Don't come over your face, don't kiss me!" So soft, I had to be hard! The next second, I hugged Lin Xiaoyu tightly and was about to cover his lips on his face. He struggled for a long time, but he was still unwilling to compromise. Suddenly, Zhou Mengdie's voice came from his ears: "What are you playing? It's so fun, can I join too?"

I was so scared that I immediately let go of Lin Xiaoyu. Although I was very willing to let Zhou Mengdie join the game, I thought that this was in the class and the impact was very bad. Let's find a corner without anyone else to play next.

Looking back, Zhou Mengdie was looking at me in a innocent way. She said to me gently: "Xiao Ri, do you want to copy the answer, right? If you don't change the position during the exam, I'll copy it for you!"

Give it to **? Oh, copy it? Tsk tsk, it’s better to dream butterfly man.

"Really or not?" My expression was a little surprised.

"Of course it's true, but I only know how to do multiple-choice questions. You have to copy for me if you don't have multiple-choice questions." Zhou Mengdie still looks harmless, with black lines all over my face. Just as I remembered that this girl was basically playing with her mobile phone in class and her academic performance was not good, she curled her lips and said to her: "Ahem, I only know how to do multiple-choice questions."

“…”

When I got home from school in the afternoon, I was shameless and climbed to Chen Yulu's seat. At this time, Xiaoyuan had already gone back first and said that her brother would bring a group of friends tonight and had to go back early to make dinner. As for Yulu, she was still writing the remaining math homework. I sat in Xiaoyuan's seat with a graceful look and said to her: "Yulu, can I treat you to a meal?"

"not good."

"Will you take you shopping?"

“Don’t go shopping.”

"Where are you giving you a gift?"

"Gift? That's good." Yulu finished her homework and tidied up her desk, she said, "You hurt my heart. I haven't said I want to forgive you yet. Give me a gift. As long as I like it, I will consider forgiveing ​​you. Oh, by the way, don't let me cheat for you. I don't like dishonest boys."

After saying that, Yu Lu gave me a blank look, my heart was getting colder. This little girl is too smart. Before I could finish speaking, I knew my purpose. Oh, my brother is actually very honest, so I smiled and said, "What, why, I just want you to let you..."

I racked my brains and couldn't think of any reason.

"What did you want me?" Yu Lu smiled evilly.

A girl with at least a D-cup on her chest swung past me. The jumping rhythm easily reminded me of "Super Mary". Suddenly, I had a flash of inspiration and asked Yulu: "Help me tutoring!"

...

When I got home in the evening, I was so happy because Yulu promised me that I would teach me how to learn step by step this weekend, and the location was hers! I started to become evil again.

Niu Sang knocked on me and said, "Brother, I've embarked on the road of no return. In the future, I saw that the hotel recruits new products for thousands or tens of thousands in a month, don't believe it. The consequences are very serious. After listening to it, the back door was chilly, as if I was wearing open-crotch pants. I comforted him and said that only after suffering will he be the best. After listening to it, Niu Sang was moved to tears and said that he would treat me to a meal. I said, I'm going to take the exam recently, I need to review and be busy, so I'll be next time."

Through the matter of squatting, I understand one thing: the special service is very deep, so you should be cautious when entering the industry.
Chapter completed!