Chapter 361 Li Fan's Two Programs(3/3)
Li Fan questioned: "No, right? That's not what she and I said."
"What did she say to you?"
"She told me that she was very confused when applying for the application. I asked her where she was confused. She said she didn't know whether to apply to a university in the south or a university in the north!
There is not much difference. There are all good universities. Is it because of the climate?"
Dong Cheng asked in confusion: "What did she say?"
Li Fan: "She said that the north has a high latitude, a small centripetal force, and is closer to the center of the earth. In this way, the weight will be bigger!
I said, go to the south!
She said depressed that the south is hot, the heat expands and contracts, so that her size will be larger!"
Dong Cheng was stunned: "Is my ex-girlfriend a weirdo?"
"Yeah, yeah!" Li Fan said, "You just woke up? This girlfriend is so amazing. Once, the three of us went shopping in the mall to buy things for the club. We took a taxi back to school. As a result, we spent all our cash, and we were still 2 yuan short of it together.
At this moment, she said weakly: 'Master, we are still two left, so you can drive back a little!'
This is what his ex-girlfriend did!”
Everyone laughed again and gave them warm applause.
Dong Cheng said: "That's all about my ex-girlfriend. If you look for a girlfriend in the future, don't look for such a weird thing. In a few days, I will find a master to calculate and see what my next girlfriend looks like!"
"I'll do it for you! Isn't this ready-made by Master?"
Dong Cheng was shocked: "You can do this?"
"A star who knows how to tell fortunes is not a good writer, please bring it to your hands."
"Really or not?"
"Extend your hand!" Li Fan grabbed Dong Cheng's hand and studied it carefully, then sighed sadly: "Dong Cheng, I'm sorry, you may not live on the day of marriage."
"Ah? Didn't you calculate my marriage? Why did you count my life span? I won't be so miserable, right? I died at a young age?"
Li Fan shook his head: "No, you live a long life."
Dong Cheng's face was filled with a desperate look.
The audience applauded and shouted:
"good!"
"marvelous!"
Chapter completed!