Peacock: "Friends, the following program may not have been seen on public platforms for a long time, so I believe it will give you a refreshing feeling."

Li Fan: "Yes!"

Peacock: "And, the performance guests are very good-looking."

Li Fan: "The average appearance is very high, and there is a person who is dragging his back."

Peacock: "This show is a comedy work that is hard to see now. You guys have a good reputation today."

Li Fan: "That's true! For my sake, everyone will applaud more soon. Now give the two actors a few minutes to prepare, and the show will start soon."

After Li Fan and Peacock stepped down, a staff member brought a table on the stage.

This is a traditional wooden table with curtains around the legs of the table, and a picture of a city teahouse is embroidered on it.

The audience looked at the stage in confusion:

"Why do you move a table?"

"What kind of show is this?"

"It feels a bit like a storytelling, and it also has a bit of crosstalk."

...

Someone suddenly pointed to the stage, "Look, Li Fan!"

Everyone gathered their eyes and saw Li Fan wearing a gray coat walking onto the stage in a square step, followed by a young man in a lab coat.

The two of them came to the center of the stage and bowed to the audience. Li Fan said, "Hello everyone, the program we bring to you today is a crosstalk."

Everyone is already stupid now. Who would have thought that Li Fan would have an extra program tonight, and this program is actually crosstalk!

Although some people also know that Li Fan had said crosstalk at the school welcome party, it was just a small stage and it was all old. I never expected that Li Fan would have such a part at tonight's New Year's Eve party.

The audience raised their ears and focused, and the stars in the backstage also watched the real-time screen on the TV curiously.

Li Fan said: "I don't need to introduce it anymore. Everyone knows that the one around me needs to introduce it grandly. His name is Dong Cheng!

Speaking of crosstalk, there is a history. Some people say that crosstalk originated in the late Ming and early Qing dynasties and was formed during the Tongzhi period of Xianfeng in the Qing Dynasty. Some people can trace back to the Western Han Dynasty——”

Dong Cheng interrupted, "Wait a minute, you will introduce me!"

"Are you finished introducing it? Didn't you hear it? Then I'll introduce it again. My friends, his name is Dong Cheng. Speaking of crosstalk, some people say it originated from--"

"Stop, what's the grandeur? What's the grandeur that promised?"

Li Fan looked at him, "I struggled for a long time, and I was really ashamed to speak! You can introduce yourself."

"What's wrong with me, you're ashamed to speak? I'll introduce myself!" Dong Cheng raised his chest and looked up, "My name is Dong Cheng, the successor of Dongpai crosstalk. I took the stage at the age of 7, went abroad to perform condolences at the age of 10, and won the Green Medal in the Quyi Industry at the age of 13."

The audience exclaimed:

"So awesome?"

“There are so many talents in China.”

"I went abroad to show condolences at the age of 10, which is amazing."

...

Li Fan asked: "What about after the age of 13?"

"After? Then I stood on the stage at this moment!"

Li Fan smiled and said, "What am I saying? I'm ashamed to speak. How did you do it? What have you done in the next year?"

"Do you do it? Five years in the middle! Just five years!"

Li Fan's eyes opened suddenly and said in surprise: "Five years? Oh my god, look at me, you're aging before you grow old! A living example!"

"Go and go! I'm a stubborn person! Li Fan, let's not talk about the origin of crosstalk for now, I'm wondering, why did you get into our crosstalk world?"

"This is also a coincidence. At that time, the school welcome party needed a program, so Gu Yating and I talked about a crosstalk."

"Gu Yating can also talk crosstalk?"

"Well, versatile, everyone has seen it, likes singing, talking about piano, beautiful, and talented—"

"Stop, stop, don't abuse dogs. I've been abused just now. Speaking of Gu Yating, everyone is very interested. What does she like the most among so many hobbies?"

Li Fan said: "Little animals, every time I see them, my eyes are shining and ecstatic!"

Dong Cheng said: "Girls like cute pets!"

Li Fan nodded: "I especially like cooked, roast duck, roast chicken, stewed big goose..."

(There was laughter and applause.)

Dong Cheng sweated violently: "I like to eat!"

"Food is the most important thing for people, and they also love to eat fruits."

Dong Cheng shook his head, "I think you love eating fruits more, why did I see you giving Gu Yating an apple that I was almost finished?"

"You don't understand. She doesn't like eating skin. I just helped her eat the skin."

"Oh! Then let me say something for Gu Yating, can you please try it a little bit next time?"

Laughing in the studio recurs.

Li Fan said: "When Gu Yating and I were together, we were very gentle in our meals and we wanted to get one rice grain at a time."

"It's exquisite!"

"What a delicate thing? One day afterwards, we had dinner together. She ate a plate of fried rice and ordered another portion of rice noodles.

I asked her why she had such a big appetite today, guess what she said?"

Dong Cheng asked in confusion: "What did she say?"

"She ate the rice dumplings and responded to me: 'Since we have been doing well for half a month, I won't hide some things from you..."

The audience was applauding warmly, and Gu Yating, who was watching the live TV broadcast signal in the backstage, rolled her eyes: Slander, naked slander!

Dong Cheng asked again: "Do you have any other hobbies?"

“Yes, lose weight!”

"She is not fat either?"

"I tell you, no matter whether women are fat or not, they must talk about losing weight. Even if they are so thin, they have to shout that they have gained weight again recently. This is called a woman's fashion!"

There are many effective ways to lose weight, but I have a little understanding. One day, Gu Yating asked me for advice and asked how to lose weight quickly.

I told her that I knew a friend who lost 6 kilograms in a day and did not rebound.”

Dong Cheng asked in surprise: "So magical?"

"That's it, my friend gave birth to a child that day!"

puff!

Everyone laughed.

Li Fan grabbed his girlfriend's joke for a while, and Li Fan raised his hand and wiped his forehead, "I'm a little nervous, I'm sweating so much."

Dong Cheng curled his lips: "You are not nervous, you are the water coming into your head, and now it is drained!"

After everyone laughed, Dong Cheng pointed to the backstage, "Brother, Gu Yating is in the backstage today. Are you not afraid that she will scratch you in a while?"

"Oh, let's change someone and talk about your girlfriend."

Dong Cheng had no choice but to: "I don't have it!"

"Haha, I knew you didn't!"

"Why are you so happy without my girlfriend? I used to have it!"

"Is there before? Is that girl you described as extremely talented and has the taste of a book?"

Dong Chengxi said: "Yes, it's her!"

"My audience, when I was lucky enough to see this girl, she was indeed full of books."

Dong Chengxi said: "That's it!"

Li Fan sighed: "It's a pity that this girl's figure is completely a compilation!"

After the audience laughed, Li Fan said: "They were in an online relationship at the beginning, and they talked about it online in a close relationship. Her online name is 'Wangwang' and her avatar is a husky.

One day, Dong Cheng couldn't hold it in anymore and asked someone: 'We have been talking for so long, and it has always been a mysterious feeling. I have always had a question, and I don't know whether to talk or not!"

Dong Cheng nodded: "Yes, I did ask."

Li Fan said: "He asked: Is this avatar you himself?"

Dong Cheng hurriedly said, "Do you understand the mood? This is called mood!"

"I don't know whether the mood is the one, I've given you the word "get out".

This girl named Wangwang was in trouble when applying for the college entrance examination and didn’t know where to apply.”

Dong Cheng said: "Indeed, because the score is not too high, it is difficult to come to Beijing to meet me. I missed me when I stayed in the local area."
To be continued...