Chapter 362 Millennium Baby(1/2)
From women losing weight to women's second biggest hobby - shopping, from shopping to fake advertising, and from fake advertising to Dong Cheng's life ambitions.
Li Fan finally said: "Dong Cheng has 10 major goals in his life."
"Well, you should have lofty ambitions!"
"The first goal is to pursue it with girls! Complete it."
Dong Cheng nodded, "I'm going to tell you that recently there is indeed a girl who has a good impression of me."
"The second goal is to run the full horse once and rush into the top three, and complete."
Dong Cheng: "I love sports more!"
"The third goal is to get reception from important leaders."
"Indeed, I just attended the National Literary and Art Symposium and was held in the Great Hall of the People."
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"The first goal is to quit bragging, not completed."
Dong Cheng spread his hands, "Ah? It turns out that everything in front of me is blowing!"
The audience laughed and the two bowed deeply to the audience, and the program ended. The two left the stage with warm applause.
Sun Qian: "Thank you Li Fan and Dong Cheng for the wonderful crosstalk you brought!"
Wu Li said: "Today, when traditional folk art is declining, it is rare for young people to work hard for it. I hope that in the future we can see a variety of traditional folk art on the public platform."
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Li Fan and Dong Cheng walked quickly to the rest room, and the stars said one after another:
“The show is so interesting, so good!”
"Especially the joke that my girlfriend lost weight and the horse lost 10 pounds, I almost burst into laughter and cry."
"I only knew that I could use a 'combination book' to describe a fat man, haha."
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Li Fan smiled and said, "This time, the level is very average, and crosstalk is really not suitable for talking about it on a big platform like TV."
"I think it's very good, and it's very fresh."
Li Fan said: "This time is really average. I don't brag. This time I only tried 30% or 40% of my skills. In fact, I want to join many original jokes, but the requirements for TV platforms cannot be vulgar."
ange1a1ady asked, "What about vulgarity?"
Li Fan gave an example, "For example, Dong Cheng's ex-girlfriend wanted to buy jeans, took off her pants in the fitting room and smiled, asking, "Do you want to stimulate it?"
Dong Cheng was ecstatic and nodded suddenly. When his ex-girlfriend turned on the tag of his new pants, it was printed on it: Price 2999!
This is obviously not suitable for talking about a show like family fun.”
Qu Ying said: "Is this okay? Isn't it anything?"
Li Fan said: "But the TV platform will infinitely amplify our remarks, and then all kinds of experts and netizens will pop up.
For example, the following joke was originally planned to be put on today's show.
I said that a female classmate wanted to buy online shopping for Double 11. I advised her that she could not hurt her 'boyfriend'. This is more dirty and is not suitable to say on TV that if she is in a small theater, she would be a good joke! "
Dong Cheng nodded and said, "Well, it's so harmonious. We can have a full version in a while and perform in school when school starts."
ange1a1ady said: "Li Fan, if you perform in a small theater, you must notify me and I will definitely support you!"
"I'm the one!"
Li Fan smiled and said, "Everyone is giving me a lot of face, I take it seriously!"
A staff member ran in and said, "Teacher Li, please change your clothes quickly and you are going to host the court."
"Okay, I'll do it right away!"
Li Fan quickly left the lounge again and prepared for the hosting session.
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The whole party tonight took 4 and a half hours, but the recording time reached more than 5 hours. It was not until 23:55 pm that the host, guests, dancers and staff took the stage together.
Although it is not a live broadcast and it is still several days away from New Year's Day, the New Year's Eve party still needs to record the feeling of New Year's Eve.
On the stage with shining lights, six hosts stood at the forefront of everyone.
After the guests sent their New Year's greetings one after another, the countdown to the New Year officially began on the big screen.
3o!
29!
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"Everyone raises your hands and welcomes us together!"
"Next, let's go to the countdown with Lehaha Lotion!"
Everyone:
“1o!”
“9!”
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“1!”
"Happy New Year!"
"I wish you all a happy new year!"
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The lights flowed in the studio, laughter and shouting were everywhere, and the colorful glow sticks shone together, and this place instantly turned into a sea of joy.
Sun Qian: "2o18 years have passed, let's embrace 2o19!"
Wu Li: "In 2019, please pay attention to Gison TV, several good variety shows, TV series, etc. are coming soon!"
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Li Fan: "2o19, we are not afraid of difficulties, pursue our dreams, keep our original intentions, and keep moving forward!
Happy New Year everyone, see you next year!”
After Li Fan finished speaking, countless pieces of gold paper squirted out and fell on the entire stage. Everyone on the stage waved their arms to the audience, and the whole evening party officially came to an end.
Walking backstage, everyone clapped their high-highs and finished their work perfectly. After a few greetings with everyone, Li Fan went straight to the dressing room, changed clothes and washed his hair, took off his makeup, and then became comfortable.
Zhang Xiaofei said: "Brother Fan, will we attend the celebration banquet for a while?"
"I won't participate anymore, hurry up and find a place to sleep. A new round of tossing is about to begin again."
"What if you don't participate? Xiaofan, you are the most shining person in the whole evening party tonight. It's unreasonable if you don't participate!" The director pushed the door and said.
Li Fan said: "I have a plane at 5:30, now I have to find a place to rest."
Director: "Oh, too, then I'll let the car take you to the airport hotel first, so that you can sleep soundly."
"Then I'll bother you."
At 12:2 o'clock in the morning, some viewers were having midnight snacks at the entrance of the radio and television center. Li Fan and Zhang Xiaofei pulled their luggage downstairs and got into the official car.
Outside the car window, the director of Jisen TV waved goodbye to Li Fan: "Xiaofan, the journey is smooth, the signing is smooth, but you must pay attention to a good rest!"
"Thank you, goodbye." Li Fan waved his hand and said to Gu Yating, "Drinke less, eat more, and choose expensive ones, do you hear it!"
As everyone laughed, the car left the radio and television center and headed straight for the airport.
Dong Cheng looked at the car that was leaving, and he suddenly slapped his face, "By the way, is Li Fan's birthday not New Year's Day? Or his family can't tell whether it is December 31 or January 1. Then the New Year's Eve is the time for his birthday!"
Gu Yating said: "The birthdays of Chuncheng are all in the lunar calendar, and there are no solar calendars."
Dong Cheng said: "We are, too, but Li Fan's birthday is different. It's a millennium baby. There is a good song.
We are heading to the turn of the century,
We write down the style of the turn of the century,
We welcome the turn of the century,
Spread avenue of sunshine towards the sun!
Everyone, please appreciate the lyrics of this song, this song was completely written by Li Fan!”
The master smiled and said, "Haha, too, the Millennium Century baby, this birthday really has to be passed according to the solar calendar. Otherwise, wouldn't it be born at the junction of 2ooo AD?"
While everyone was talking and laughing, they went to the celebration banquet.
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The millennium baby started his busy work and slept until 5 o'clock in the airport hotel. After getting up, he quickly washed his face, and then he plunged towards the airport, as if he was racing against time.
It landed in Zhonglian City at 8 o'clock and appeared on time at Zhonglian City Book Building for sale. The signing meeting, which was originally scheduled to end at 5 o'clock in the afternoon, will continue to be delayed until 9 o'clock in the evening.
To be continued...