Chapter 227 Tucao Conference(2/2)
When everyone saw Li Fan’s manuscript, they all got dizzy and thought to themselves: Little brother, do you still want to endorse others in the future?
Three hours later, the audience in the recording room was in place, and the director's "Action" was called by the director, the recording of the program officially began.
After a brief hot show, the host said: "I would like to invite our first guest today, Li Fan!"
Wow!
The audience was filled with warm applause, and they all stood up and looked forward, wanting to see if the boy who could even stir up the Internet news and make Baidu headlines was three-headed and six-armed!
Li Fan straightened his body, walked to the center of the stage, bowed slightly to the applause and cheers. Although it was an online media and the audience was limited in the recording room, the audience's enthusiasm was no less than that of the large recording room of the TV station.
Li Fan cleared his throat and said, "Hello everyone, I am Li Fan. Maybe the most news about me in the past 20 days is the products I endorsed, right? Today, let's talk about advertising!
Speaking of advertising, there are radio stations, TV stations, newspapers, online platforms, small advertisements on the streets and alleys, etc. Among them, the one with the most mass base is the TV station. For example, I have a good friend named Niu Ben. He saw a TV shopping advertisement a while ago and successfully spent 998 yuan.
One day, an advertisement was played on the TV: 21 South African real diamond phones, the original price is 18,888. In order to give back to new and old users, 10 special discounts are limited to the issuance of 10 units nationwide, as long as 998, as long as 998, what are you waiting for? Pick up the phone and order it!
When Niu Benben thought, hey, it’s great! It’s so suitable. Just by deducting 21 diamonds, you’ll make a fortune! And there are only 10 special offers nationwide, and it’s back to the original price after selling it. They have invested a lot in order to enter the Chinese market.
The beautiful host kept reminding him on TV: There are only 8 movies left; there are only 5 movies left; there are only 3 movies left!
Niu Benben waved his hand and bought it! Then, he successfully bought this 21 South African real diamond phone!"
The audience smiled knowingly.
Li Fan said again: "When I received my phone, Niu Benben was very happy and regarded it as a treasure. One day, after visiting the mall, I just walked to the first floor lobby, but saw a beautiful girl shouting: This store is an activity, and you will get a free lottery with shopping receipts!
Niu Benben was very happy. He handed over the receipt and won the first prize, with a lucky bead. The beauty said: "This store has a special offer, an additional price of 20 yuan, and can be promoted to a special prize, and you can receive agate bracelet for free."
Haha, this is a great fortune. It seems that it is different for a successful man to use a diamond-set phone. He added money and bought it. The beauty became interested in blingbling's diamond-set phone and took it to her hands to play with it. As a result, she accidentally got rid of a diamond and couldn't find it.
Niu Benben said anxiously: 'You compensate! This is a real South African artifact!'
The beautiful clerk curled his lips disdainfully, took out a big box from under the counter and said, 'There are Brazilian crystals, Mexican agate, Persian Gulf pearls... Just pick them!'"
The audience nodded and applauded.
Indeed, these are all common scams in daily life. It is also good for TV commercials to sell such electronic products. Various free product prizes from some large shopping malls and supermarkets are things that people often encounter.
Li Fan's complaints continued: "Niu Benben's aunt is a rich woman, rich, and a famous dog lover. One day she adopted a puppy that was just born, and she had no children, so she treated the puppy as a son. Once Niu Benben came to the door, and the aunt said, "Come on, son, call me brother."
The puppy looked at his relatives, and the next second: ‘Wool!’
In order to let the dog live a human life, the aunt not only bought two pairs of shoes, jackets and hats for the dog, but also provided infant milk powder for the dog, which is the hot milk powder in the advertisement, so the dog completely processed the baby's life.
But slowly, the dog grows bigger and bigger. Of course, the puppy must grow bigger and bigger. What the aunt discovered was that the dog's head is bigger than that of the same age. What is going on?
One day, I saw the news about the big-headed baby with poisonous milk powder. The aunt was furious and found the after-sales center in tears. She asked the company to give her a healthy son and demanded that the company must compensate for medical expenses, loss of work, hospital care expenses, transportation expenses, accommodation expenses, hospital food allowances, and mental damage compensation!”
The audience burst into laughter and thought to themselves that this mouth was really poisonous.
The laughter fell, and Li Fan said again: "When the after-sales service was confused when he heard this, he said tremblingly: 'Sister, this is a dog, not a human!'
The aunt said annoyedly: "You are a dog, in my eyes this is my son. No, see a doctor right away!"
Well, the after-sales staff thought about it, then you have to find a doctor first. Just as a lecture by a famous cardiovascular doctor was broadcast on the TV station. The after-sales staff picked up their mobile phone and went over and said, "Doctor Zhang, I'm watching your lecture. I have a dog...'
The aunt always thinks that the doctor in the TV lecture is very familiar. Who are you? Who are you guessing it?"
The audience looked at each other and thought to themselves that this was all made up by you, who knows who it is?
Li Fan said again: "Auntie suddenly remembered that this is not a doctor who specializes in treating prostate at another TV station?"
The audience cheered. His mouth was so poisonous. No one let go of this complaint!
Backstage, several celebrities also laughed.
"Hey, he really dares to say it, it's too harsh to complain."
"If anyone seeks him to endorse the future, I really have to think about it."
"Young and fearless."
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The producer said: "When he showed me the manuscript, he told me that he was not afraid of no advertisements. It would be best if he could keep some false advertisements away from him."
Chapter completed!