On stage.

Li Fan complained about some magical medicines for middle-aged and elderly people, TV station prize betting scams, etc., and then changed the subject and began to complain about the four regular guests on the court.

"When I received the invitation call from our producer, I agreed immediately. After all, I heard that our festival's current level is obvious to all in the entire online media and television industry. It has a great reputation and we cannot surpass it," Li Fan said at this moment, and said with a heavy word, "I'm talking about 'all of us here'!"

Host Zhang Gang waved his hand, "Don't worry, Li Fan, our season is more well-produced and the star lineup is stronger. I have hired a new host, and I will definitely surpass the previous two seasons."

"Okay, the production is more sophisticated, the star lineup is stronger, these two items are just one, indeed-" Seeing Zhang Gang signaling himself with his hand, Li Fan stepped on the rhythm and shook his head and said, "Uh, if you are, you really can't say it!"

As the audience laughed, Li Fan continued: "The producer called me and asked me, "Li Fan, do you understand our show?" I said I had watched the clips, and the producer asked me if Teacher Zhang knew me. I said of course I knew Teacher Zhang Gang. Isn't it the one who came in and out of the hosting industry?"

Zhang Gang, who announced his withdrawal from the hosting industry twice, lowered his head and sighed constantly.

"The producer also asked, "Dandan" do you recognize it? I said I didn't know it, and the producer said the one with the smallest eyes. I asked in surprise: 'Hey, that guy actually has eyes?"

The camera was light, and he "squinted" his eyes and grinned his teeth.

Li Fan continued: "Today's recording session, I finally saw Dandan in the lounge. Dandan held my hand and said, "Li Fan, they all said that my eyes were small and my nose was still collapsed. I said I was ugly. You can comment on my appearance truthfully and objectively."

I thought for a long time, looked at the faint expectation on my face, and then nodded vigorously: ‘Well, you are very creative!’

He said lightly: ‘What about my nose?’

I said, 'Others' nose is an viaduct, your nose is a suspension bridge!'

‘Where are my eyes?’

‘What are the eyes? Other people’s eyes are the window of the soul, and your eyes are the cat’s eyes of the soul!’

Seeing that Dandan was hit hard, I quickly comforted: 'I think there are only two types of people in the world that can attract people, one is very beautiful, and the other is like you. Don't be discouraged, your return rate is no worse than mine!'"

Amid the audience's laughter and applause, the faint cover of the audience "cryed bitterly".

Li Fan said again: "The producer asked: 'Who do you know besides Dandan? Do you know Chizi?' I said I don't know him. He said: 'Chizi is the future of Chinese talk show by netizens. You don't know him?"

When I heard this, I put down the phone and quickly watched the first two seasons of the show, and looked at the wonderful performance of our talk show in the future. After reading it, I couldn't help but shout: 'It seems that our talk show in China has no future!!'"

Applause was heard on the spot, and Chizi acted as if he was stabbed in his chest with a knife.

Li Fan pointed to a talk show host on the stage and said in surprise: "Hey, Wang Jian, you actually laughed too. It's so strange! The ratings are so low, and it hasn't stopped broadcasting yet?"

Wang Jian lowered his head in shame.

...

"Okay, I am Li Fan, a newcomer in the Tucao world. Please take care of me!"

Li Fan bowed and stepped down, sat in the guest seat below, and watched other talk show performances of invited celebrities.

There are some differences between this time and space "Tucao Conference" and previous lives.

The "Tucao Conference" here invites 4 stars in each episode, and each will bring a talk show. Then, the other 4 regular guests of the show also come on stage to complain.

As for complaining, complaining about social phenomena and the guests present, the whole program is full of entertainment and sharpness in a relaxed and lively atmosphere.

After the other three special celebrity guests came on stage to complain, the other four regular guests of the show began to take the stage one after another.

This show has a characteristic, but when it comes to celebrities’ complaints, they are actually more of whitewashing. There are also a lot of self-deprecating jokes. This self-deprecating behavior is very easy to attract fans, such as the slightest self-deprecating self-deprecating!

Dandan walked onto the stage with his eyelids, "Hello everyone, I am Dandan. I am the kind of person that Li Fan calls him. Today I finally met Li Fan. My heart was as excited as the audience. This beautiful boy named "One 50,000 Years" by netizens is different.

But even if you are handsome, what's the point of comparing with monkeys? Ah Li Fan, a beautiful boy who appears every 50,000 years?"

There was warm applause at the scene, and someone whistled, while Li Fan shook his head helplessly.

He said lightly: "I feel inferior when I first met Li Fan. This guy is so handsome. Li Fan felt so kind to comfort me when he saw this and said: 'Brother, it's not your fault. Uncle and aunt should be fully responsible for your traffic accident. It is probably 'drinking', or 'fatigue driving'!"

This very connotative joke made the audience laugh, and Li Fan also cooperated and laughed back and forth. This joke was provided to Dandan when he was in the lounge, including many of the jokes behind.

Dandan: "I have a small eyes and have been inferior since I was a child. When I was a child, I was lying in the room to watch TV series. My mother came over and thought I turned off the TV when I fell asleep. In order to cover up the embarrassment, I had to snore symbolically!

When I was in school, I listened carefully in every class, but the teacher's chalk head would always fly over. I bought a car recently. A few nights ago, I took my girlfriend home. On the way, my girlfriend suddenly pulled my clothes and said, "Danitan, light, wake up!"

Some people say that my ugliness is all-round, but it's not just eyes, but then I recommended the beautiful Xiuxiu picture editing software to me.

"Tucao Conference" is so popular that I have become a public figure after all, and I can't just post pictures without editing them. So I turned on Meili Xiuxiu and used the one-click automatic picture reading function. As a result, when I looked at the finished product, I found that my eyes were gone. What software is this? The product is flawed! I have to complain, complain as a celebrity.

Then the product manager of Meilixiuxiu called in person and said that it might be that the APP had pimpled my eyes as acne!"

I pimple my eyes as acne. This joke can make people laugh all year round. The whole scene is full of joy and applause. Li Fan in the guest seat is very fulfilling and very good. He provides this baggage to the faint sound!

"From then on, I'm looking forward to the company going bankrupt every day! Unless they join the Li Dan model.

It’s not a solution to be so ugly. My girlfriend decided to take me to plastic surgery. We both came to the most famous plastic surgery hospital. As a result, my girlfriend first developed a strong interest and said, ‘I want to be like the female star Wu Feifei!’ The doctor nodded, and then took out a photo of the queen Sun Feifei!”

There is a story here. When Wu Feifei first debuted, netizens accused her of having plastic surgery according to the queen Sun Feifei. Not only did she look like her name, but she also looked like her.

Wu Feifei in the guest seat picked up the pillow behind her back and tried to throw it to Dandan. She smiled faintly and said, "The doctor asked me again who I wanted to do the trick. I said Li Fan, and then asked the doctor again, "How much does it cost to do the nose?"

‘20,000!’

‘Where is the chin?’

‘30,000!’

‘What about the cheekbones?’

‘40,000!’

‘Where are the eyes?’

The doctor thought for a while and asked me: ‘Do you have a house in the city center?’

'have!'

‘Is it the full amount?’

'yes!'

The doctor nodded and said, 'Optimistic estimate should be enough!'"

After the audience laughed so hard that they continued, they said lightly: "In the end, my girlfriend wants to be Wu Feifei... Uh, Sun Feifei looks like she, I want to do what Li Fan is. Just as the agreement was about to be signed, the doctor suddenly shouted: "No, you are brothers and sisters!"

Huh? Why do plastic surgeons also have the ability to check facial genes?

The doctor said: 'It was rumored online a while ago that Li Fan and Sun Feifei were brothers and sisters. If you do whatever you want, isn't it just a sibling relationship?'

...

OK, I am Dandan. I hope everyone can understand my faint sadness. Thank you everyone!"

Amid the warm applause, I walked off the stage lightly, clapped the guests and returned to my seat.

The next one is Chi Zi’s time to complain on the stage.

Chi Zi tied a braid, but in fact his eyes were not big, of course it was a little bigger than Dandan. Unexpectedly, he even made fun of Dandan's little eyes, "Hello everyone, I am Chi Zi."

Dandan is worried about his small eyes. I will advise Dandan here. Big eyes can cause trouble with big eyes. Small eyes have the benefits of small eyes. For example, the smaller the eyes, the smaller the contact surface with the outside world, right? You all say that watching Wu Feifei's TV series is eye-catching, and Dandan definitely has no trouble with this!

What I want to complain about today is Li Fan from the audience!

Now everyone knows that Li Fan is so popular that a learning machine is out of stock online in half an hour, and it is out of stock nationwide within one day offline. Why?”

Chizi said this and said to Li Fan: "Aren't you the double champion of the Idiom Conference and Poetry Conference? Are you just three world records? Are you just advocating new textual studies? Compared with the famous young and handsome Wang Mu, what else do you have? Wang Mu's representative works are... yes... forget it, it doesn't matter!"

Wang Mu, who was in the audience, wiped his "tears".

"I have been studying these days. Why can the products endorsed by Li Fan sell so popular? What is the reason behind this? I also want to be popular and see if I can learn from it. So I summarized 4 points:

1. Good product.

2. Li Fan is talented.

3. The launch date is Double Eleven.

4. Li Fan is handsome!

I think it’s not out of reach. We will find good products slowly, and we will be equal in talent. We have them for Double Eleven years, but we will ignore them. I have three-quarters of Li Fan’s advantage, even if I get half of Li Fan’s fame. But a woman told me that except for the fourth “smart”, nothing else matters.”

The female audience, female director and other women nodded and expressed their approval.

"Look at you, hey, superficial!

The products endorsed by Li Fan are so popular, and many celebrities are also jealous. Many traffic young actors and actresses are also looking for agents, companies, and companies to ask for advertisements and resources. This is understandable. However, some old-fashioned celebrities say what are you involved in? Don’t look around, it’s you, Teacher Zheng Kaili!”

Teacher Zheng Kaili pointed at him with an expression like "You guy is awesome, don't leave after school."

"Teacher Zheng Kaili also found an agent and wanted to fight for an endorsement contract, make money like other traffic students, and then have a new boyfriend, otherwise you will have no money!"

There was another knowing laughter at the scene. Everyone knows the story of Teacher Zheng Kaili. She is 50 years old this year and handed over a 28-year-old model. She was eventually cheated of money and sex by the model. It has been a hot topic these days.

Chizi continued: "The agent thought about it and said it was not impossible. Then he gave Teacher Zheng Kaili a list: old lady's anti-slip shoes, multi-function crutches, longevity oral liquid, duck down cotton pants...

Teacher Zheng Kaili stopped doing it at that time and shouted: "I want to endorse the young people's things like "by step by step."

However, Teacher Zheng Kaili does not have a middle-aged and elderly version of learning machine. Do you want to 'learn foreign language'?"

Middle-aged and elderly people learn foreign languages, which is very easy for people to associate with a popular TV series. Teacher Zheng Kaili laughed.

"To measure whether a person is a big star, we need to see if there are many contracts he has on him. Li Fan, you are obviously not good at this aspect, far from being comparable to other big names, such as Wu Feifei off the stage, and you don't have to spend money on food, clothing, housing and transportation. Let's take a look at Feifei now. From head to toe, there are all sponsor products. Let's count them now!"

Chizi pointed at Wu Feifei and counted from his head: "Ling Mei's jewelry, Yadafei's watch, Oliye's women's clothing, Oli's shoes. Let's count inside, Ting Mei's-"

Wu Feifei quickly interrupted, "No, no, Chizi, don't count it inside!"
To be continued...