On the stage, Li Fan is full of charm.

"In the past two days, I have participated in the "Boya Cup" at Peking University. Everyone knows that "Boya Cup"? It's the very awesome event!"

"Huh--" the audience cheered.

"A former 'comrade-in-arms' came to see me by train, which was Ximen Yufeng of the Idiom Conference. He was bored at the time when he arrived at a stop and called me, 'I'm in Maoshan'. I said yes, after a while, 'I'm in Sijia Town'. I said yes, our good food and good food are ready, and we are waiting for you to come. After a while, the call comes again," Li Fan squinted his eyes at this time as if he was looking for something, "'I can't see anything here now?' I said you get off the bus and arrive in the capital!"

"puff--"

"I'm just laughing!"

"High-level black!"

"Damn, can you give me a chance to breathe a sigh of relief?"

...

"We talked about the past and talked about the 10-day tour of Europe last year. Our first stop was Niwei. We had been looking forward to it before we went there. I don't know if it was the legendary blue sea and blue sky, nor did I know if the air that some international student said was sweet. When I arrived at Niwei, our director Yang Wei and Yang were filled with emotion, 'Ah, it's really blue sky and white clouds!' He stood there, took a deep breath, hiss, and then fell down!"

The audience was curious again, why did they fall there?

"Everyone was frightened and didn't know what to do. I said it was okay, there were drunk people, drunk people, and drunk people, he was drunk! The sky was so good, he could not breathe this! Everyone panicked, 'Don't go, I finally came here, don't have another one, what should I do?' I said it was okay, bury it!"

The audience looked at Li Fan with a smile and said nothing.

Li Fan sighed and said, "Hey, I'll take care of the wife in this family, what should I do? They are all friends!" After waiting for the audience to laugh, Li Fan immediately continued, "Friends said, 'That's not true, life is at stake, and I said it's easy to save him, so I drove the car over. Then the tail of the car faced his face, and it was on fire, beating... It took ten minutes to get up!" Li Fan imitated Yang Wei with an intoxicated look on his face, "Oh, I smelled the smell of my hometown again!"

When an audience member heard this, they were about to slap them. He shouted: "Excellent!"

Then came another round of cheers and applause, and Li Fan's talk show was interrupted again.

...

Soon, 20 minutes had passed since the entire talk show speech. Li Fan became more and more skillful, and the talk show also reached the ending stage.

"Hamo has indeed brought great inconvenience to our lives. The following is a live report on smog in Northeast China by a certain TV station during the autumn and winter of last year. Please see VCR!"

Everyone looked in the direction of the screen, but found that there was nothing on the screen.

The technical department was confused and suddenly panicked. The information Li Fan gave them did not have this video of the interview with Northeast smog.

At this time, Li Fan ran to the led screen, became a reporter and a citizen, and directed and acted as a live-action VCR!

Reporter: Auntie, what impact do you think the haze has brought to your life?

Citizen: You are blind, I am your uncle!

Reporter: Ah! Hello, uncle, what do you think about the haze in Northeast China?

Citizen: Can I speak Northeastern dialect?

Reporter: Yes!

Citizen: Mom is so stupid. Since the heating starts, the soil that should be buried is too big. The expert of Shabi has raised the second master Wu Wu Xuanxuan, who is ignorant of doing things every day, and the person who should be on the soul can't even see Yin'er!

Reporter: Can you explain it in Mandarin?

Citizens: Harmony-democracy, charming Northeast.

At this time, all the audience were left with laughter, various forms of laughter, various expressions, and various actions to wipe their tears.

Yang Shuo's face turned red with a smile. Gu Yating covered her stomach and lowered her head, and she was so laughing that she couldn't make a sound. In the front row of the audience, all the guests present today looked like they were leaning forward and unfamous.

Sun Feifei, who was waiting in the backstage, clapping while watching, smiling like a peony swaying in the wind.

...

"In fact, haze also has the benefits of haze. It can effectively resolve disputes. Have you ever thought about this? For example, northerners are prone to impulsiveness and are all furious."

Li Fan began to give the following example:

People in Northeast China usually fight:

"What are you looking at?"

"What's wrong with you?"

"Try another one!"

"Just try it!"

People in Northeast China fight on smog days:

"You sei?"

"What do you care about me?"

"If you don't accept it, come here!"

"Where are you putting it?!"

...

The talk show speech finally came to an end. Li Fan said: "At the end of the show, I want to write a lyric at this time!"

"Qinyuanchun·Haze"

The scenery of the capital!

Thousands of miles of hazy, thousands of miles of dust,

Looking inside and outside the Third Ring Road, the thick fog is vast,

The world trade is full of haze!

The car dances with a long snake, the smoke locks the runway, and wants to go to the Sixth Ring Road to drive the car,

On sunny days, wash the inside and outside of the car body with all your heart.

The air is so bad that it attracts countless beauties to wear masks.

I am so sad that I cover my face and put on white makeup! I only show my eyes, it is hard to be coquettish.

A generation of geniuses, the sky tower on the water, only the foundation is not the waist.

Dust enters the lungs, and those who are desperate for life will also do morning exercises!

…”

Finally, it was impossible to avoid the common people, and it was still the routine of "laughing first and then thinking". Li Fan clicked the remote control and began to play the documentary of "London Haze Incident" on the big screen.

Li Fan took the opportunity to take a sip of water to moisten his throat.

On the big screen, a series of numbers are shocking:

"London Haze Incident":

From December 5 to December 8, 1952: In four days, the death toll in London reached 5,000.

In the next two months, nearly 8,000 people died of respiratory diseases due to smoke incidents.

...

Dating back to the Victorian era, one-quarter of the deaths of people in Britain were related to air pollution.

...

The documentary on the big screen makes people feel shocked and shocking. In the black and white videos, the towering chimneys, the rolling smoke, the people walking quickly, and the London citizens lying in the hospital, the scenes made the audience no longer laugh.

After a brief VCR stopped, Li Fan began to summarize: "This is the whole content of my talk show speech. Okay, there is no content, it is just nonsense. This is a joke, it is also a complaint. There is nothing deep. You can even say that my talk show speech was vulgar, okay, it doesn't matter!

I have no way to solve the haze, because I am too humble, like a feather, and I, a commoner, cannot have the strength and connections to investigate and visit like those famous reporters, and I am not like those important figures.

I can only make fun of you like everyone here, otherwise, what can we do?

However, I have a dream, and I believe you all have this dream, and that is the same dream we have:

We hope that one day, the elderly can take a leisurely suck out fresh air outside;

We hope that our children in the future will not ask us, ‘Mom and Dad, what is the sun like!’;

We hope that the improvement of human living standards will be carried out under the blue sky and white clouds;

...

Personally, I hope that the tears that everyone laughs today are not the sadness of facing worse weather tomorrow! Thank you everyone, I am Li Fan, my talk show speech is over!"

After saying that, Li Fan corrected his face, bowed deeply to the audience, and stepped forward to the backstage!

Wow—

Warm applause rang in the auditorium!
Chapter completed!