More than 3,000 viewers on the scene were eye-opening today. Have you ever heard of such a funny talk show speech?

In the auditorium, applause was like a tide of the case, and the turbulence was turbulent!

This ingenious speech was interrupted several times, and the audience laughed from beginning to end. It was supposed to be the end of 20 minutes, but it took a full 30 minutes to talk.

Moreover, the timing of the speech "Goodbye, Haze!" was so coincidental. It happened to be the time when the terror of smog in the capital and surrounding provinces hit the terror of haze in the past two days. The haze for many consecutive days made people miserable, especially the smog index suddenly exploded in the past two days, reaching the historical peak of the same period, which made the Chinese people seriously worried about the living environment.

If you don’t live in the capital, you will not be able to experience the heart-wrenching pain.

Throughout this speech, there were any obvious offensive remarks, but after laughing from beginning to end, you felt that there was a wonderful irony everywhere. This was the cleverness of the complaints. Moreover, these 30 minutes of complaints were so vivid and exciting!

"Huh! It's so funny, I haven't heard enough!"

"This is the best talk show I've heard, almost the same as the Spring Festival Gala skit!"

"Ha, Spring Festival Gala sketch? I think this talk show is much better than Spring Festival Gala sketch!"

"Ah, my cheeks still hurt now. This kid is so fucking talented!"

...

At this time, Li Fan just walked into the backstage and a group of people immediately surrounded him.

Sun Feifei's eyes were red. She grabbed Li Fan's arm and asked in surprise: "Li Fan, I heard you wrote this speech yourself? You are so wrong that you came to the world!"

Li Fan smiled and said, "That's all."

Yue Fei also smiled and showed kindness, "No wonder my child likes you, it's great! You do have the ability to make people admire you. I thought you were just a little handsome. I have watched a few scenes of your show, and I will watch more when I have time when I go home."

"You're so serious."

...

Li Fan kept dealing with the fancy praises of a group of people.

Sister Miao smiled and said, "When I first saw this manuscript, I was already confused. This talk show will definitely be popular!"

Li Fan: "Not it?"

"You are questioning the strength of "Starry Speech."

Li Fan shook his head and said, "That's not what I mean!"

"Haha, I'm teasing you. The key is that your speech was too timely. It's just a matter of smog in the Beijing-Tianjin River area. It's a coincidence! Believe me, this speech will be widely circulated."

Next, many people in the background were asking the same question, which was how you, Li Fan, wrote so many jokes about smog, and they were all wonderful, and they were the strongest jokester.

Haha, how could they know that Li Fan retrieved almost all the jokes about haze in the earth's time and space from the memory bank, then selected the essence from the essence, and then connected it into lines, making up a lot of nonsense, so this talk show speech was born.

Some of these jokes come from talk shows and crosstalk, but more are hilarious online jokes. All the essence is integrated into half an hour speech and thrown to more than 3,000 viewers on the scene. How can the audience bear it? Not even laughing?

If they keep laughing, wouldn’t they be “great disrespectful” to the major jokesters on Earth’s time and space?

A staff member said, "Li Fan, I have watched all your shows. You are quite normal in the show. Isn't it that you are not normal today? Or, usually you give people the impression of being elegant and indifferent on the show. Why did the handsome boy suddenly change so big?"

Li Fan: "This..."

"That's because you didn't contact him privately, he was just funny in private." Sun Feifei suddenly exclaimed when she said this, "It's bad, how can I give a speech after you, my god."

At this time, the applause in the auditorium had already reached the backstage. Sun Feifei suddenly became nervous, but she had no choice but to know that her manuscript was incomparable to Li Fan, but she could only take the stage uneasy.

"Hello everyone, Li Fan's talk show speech just now was very exciting. He was beaded on his side, and I felt dirty. I couldn't compare with other people's. If I didn't say it well, please forgive me..."

Okay, the queen gave the audience a vaccination before starting her own speech - "I'm really not a sexy actress."

...

After the nearly 4-hour speech, Li Fan did not participate in the event of contacting people at the dinner table. After saying goodbye to everyone, he directly found the three friends waiting for him at the school gate.

Put on a hat and hang up a mask, Li Fan walked out of the auditorium and met with several people who had been waiting for a long time.

Yang Shuo patted Li Fan's shoulder and said, "Brother, I've convinced you. Really, the audiences on the scene are all laughing crazy today. You are so awesome!"

Peng Hui looked brainless and admiring, "Idol, you are so awesome! It turns out that awesome people are the same in any field. In the funny world, you are also the leader!"

The two of them took turns to praise Li Fan and danced with two eyebrows. He suddenly turned his head and looked at Gu Yating who had been silent and said, "Xiao Niu, I'm immune to them, it's time for you to take the initiative."

Gu Yating looked up and glared at Li Fan, silent.

Yang Shuo said: "This sister laughed and cried when she listened to your speech, and she cried so hard that she said she had a stomachache now."

Peng Hui added: "It's not just the stomachache, but I guess my cheeks hurt. Well, my cheeks hurt now."

Gu Yating didn't answer, her eyes were dispersed, and she didn't know what was wrong with her.

Alas, this girl is actually distracting herself. She is afraid that she will recall the smog joke just now, and she will laugh every time. Now she will pull her cheeks, throat, and stomachache!

Li Fan said: "Let's go back to school."

As several people walked, Yang Shuo suddenly suggested: "Hey, let's buy some masks and sell them. Stop at the school gate and you will definitely make a lot of money!"

Peng Hui nodded repeatedly: "Good idea!"

Li Fan went down with a basin of cold water: "What are you making? Who can see us selling masks!"

I saw Li Shi complaining again!

"Hahaha...uh..." Gu Yating suddenly covered her stomach and squatted on the ground, her eyes closed, and two lines of laughter and tears flowed out, and her throat could no longer make any sound.

Seeing this, Li Fan squatted down and leaned over to her and said, "Oh, I forgot that you have a low laugh. I'm telling you a few jokes, saying that I used to be--"

Slap sex!

Gu Yating slapped Li Fan on the back, "Go to die!"

...

"Singing Speech" was launched on Souyu's official website at 9 a.m. the next morning.

That morning, the lecturer was difficult to get in place due to weather, so the course was cancelled directly.

In Li Fan's dormitory, Yang Shuo held his laptop and browsed the web pages over and over again, muttering, "Why are you so slow? You haven't been online yet! It's 9 o'clock."

All around were the students in the class, and they all wanted to see Li Fan's style.

Everyone was filled with emotion. They were both elites from various prestigious schools and were also fortunate to participate in the "Boya Cup", but there was indeed a gap between elites and elites! The class monitor was supposed to be a good example and also appeared on the stage of "Starry Sky Speech". Hey, what do you think is you? Why aren't you?

Yang Shuo was bragging for Li Fan over and over again, saying how wonderful and hilarious the speech was, but he just kept it a secret and didn't say the content, and everyone called Yang Shuo Li Fan's "lack dog"!

"Your uncle! Believe it or not, wait for the show to be broadcast a while, and someone will not laugh at me and I will be his grandfather!"

Someone kicked him, "Don't play word games, everyone is a liberal arts student!"

Yang Shuo refreshed the web page again, and finally, "Starry Sky Speech" was officially launched. Click on it, and Yang Shuo directly pulled the progress bar to the position of Li Fan's speech, and then the students squeezed in the dormitory immediately turned into a large number of "cute and stupid"!

laughing out loud!

Cover your stomach and smile!

Lying on the bed and rolling and laughing!

Someone who was brushing his teeth swallowed the toothpaste into his stomach, and laughed while feeling disgusted.

Li Fan just looked at them quietly, well, it felt very accomplished!

The 30-minute speech ended soon, and someone suddenly shouted:

"Li Fan, someone scolds you, saying that your talk show is not good or bad, and there is no content!"

Li Fan lay on the bed and said, "Let them do it, be generous!"

"Li Fan, someone compares your speech with Ji Jing, saying that you are just sensational, not deep at all, superficial, meaningless."

Li Fan flipped through the magazine casually: "Let them, be honest and listen to others' criticisms!"

Everyone nodded. Facing cyber violence, look at them, this kind of demeanor and mind! This is what it takes to do big things!

"Some people say you look that way, always wearing a white shirt, like a sissy!"

Li Fan stood up suddenly and slammed the magazine, "Fuck, which grandson said it? Ah?"
Chapter completed!