On the stage, Li Fan is getting better.

"If you want to talk about the influence of our "Starry Sky Speech", it's really great. I heard that there are audiences from other places on the scene? Is it? I raise my hand and I will take a look. Oh, my friend from Xiangnan, and the Harbin City are here... I actually have Shang Hai's also here? I feel very honored!"

The audience started to cheer again!

Li Fan paused for a moment, "Today I came to the capital, you finally know what breathing pain is!"

"puff--"

"Haha, no, I'm sucking!"

"Not to play with my idol Zhang Tianwang's song!"

The song "Breathable Pain" also exists in this world, but it is just another song of the same name.

Li Fan continued: "Why should I do the speech "Goodbye, Haze!", and it will start with my aunt. She had cataract surgery in Beijing and went to the hospital to remove the stitches this morning. After that, she lay on the balcony and looked at it. She suddenly became anxious. After finding the doctor, she just slapped her mouth." Seeing the audience stunned, Li Fan continued: "My aunt scolded: 'Your mother, why did my surgery fail?'"

"Hahaha--"

"I'm so laughing!"

"It's still failed, that's not smog!"

...

Li Fan struck while the iron was hot and said, "Is it because I didn't give a red envelope?"

A young man was so happy that he patted his thighs. The big man next to him angrily said, "Fuck, buddy, you're patting my legs!"

At this time, the audience was already laughing. How could you hear these jokes in this time and space?

Li Fan was in a state of great success at this time, "Okay, because my aunt, our speech today is born. The speech officially begins, you can applaud. Everyone comes to the scene in a mess. Applause more to cheer up... spirit!"

"Wow—"

There was warm applause at the scene!

Li Fan pressed the remote control and four photos appeared on the large screen, namely the majestic Great Wall, the towering International Trade Center, the beautiful Summer Palace and a selfie of Li Fan.

"This is the capital and myself I remembered before I came to Beijing." After Li Fan said that, he clicked the remote control again, and replaced it with four almost identical photos on the large screen. The photos were gray and the content could not be clearly distinguished.

Li Fan pointed to the big screen and said, "This is a photo I took everywhere yesterday. Well, ideals are full, reality is skinny!"

Applause or applause!

After several consecutive laughs, seeing the audience's reactions enthusiastically, Li Fan's confidence greatly strengthened. Then, his speech relaxed, and he tried to mobilize facial expressions and body language to start the next speech.

"Faced with this hateful haze, complaining is useless. We have to think of a solution. How did the haze come about over the years? First of all, we need to find the root cause of haze. What exactly caused the haze? Some people say it was caused by steel and iron, some people say it was caused by heating in the Northeast, but now it is summer, the most bizarre, and some experts say it was mainly because of cooking and cooking!" After saying that, Li Fan widened his eyes and looked surprised.

The audience smiled knowingly.

There is indeed a brain-dead expert who put forward such a magical argument not long ago, and was scolded by everyone on Weibo.

"If this is true, I want to know how this expert gives governance advice, especially in megacities like Beijing! Will you cook according to odd and even numbers in the future?"

"puff--"

"Hahaha--"

The audience burst into laughter.

"Do you have to cook with lottery in the future?" Li Fan paused, the audience laughed, and Li Fan continued, "Is it even possible that you can't cook without a Beijing household registration?" Paused, the audience laughed, and Li Fan continued, "If this is the case, our legal program may appear in the following reports in the future. Today, our police officers successfully cracked a three-person illegal cooking gang in the West Sihutong of Beijing. When the police arrived at the scene, they successfully seized pots, pans, spoons and other tools for crimes!"

Li Fan paused every time he said something, leaving the audience with plenty of time to react.

At this time, all the audience members laughed and fell down! They leaned forward and closed backward! "Heart-wrenching"!

Backstage, Sun Feifei was already covered her stomach and laughing red;

Yue Fei's face was also full of pleats trembled, and he almost turned upside down in one breath.

Seeing that everyone had laughed enough, Li Fan continued to say in the previous paragraph: "And a plate of fish-flavored shredded pork that had just been cooked illegally!!"

"puff!"

"It's so funny!"

"No, no, I'm already sucking."

"Ha-ha-ha!" One audience member was so angry that he laughed.

Have you ever seen such a funny speech throughout the whole process? After these jokes, I have never heard of them and have a lot of imagination!

Li Fan patted his chest and said, "Everyone has the responsibility to control haze, especially for us contemporary students. In the face of haze, everyone must do their best to contribute their strength to the rectification of the environment. The school naturally needs to guide it well. At this point, a top university not only promulgated the school motto for this, but what's more amazing is that they actually expected today a hundred years ago.

Everyone was curious and confused.

"The famous school motto is that virtue carries "fog" and self-improvement does not 'suck'!" After Li Fan said that, he sucked hard with his nose.

Everyone reacted instantly! It turns out that you are involved in Chenhua University!

The Chenhua students present were stunned at this moment.

"Wow—"

Warm applause rang again.

"To be honest, we don't have a good way to cure smog. We can't just suck it like this, right? But some netizens have suggested that it would be great if the superheroes in American movies could be gathered together to help us. Are you right?"

Some of the audience nodded.

"Let's imagine such a picture. Aluminum, Red Giant, Mantis, Centipede, and others were stunned as soon as they got off the plane. They all planned to book tickets home in shame. At this time, Optimus Prime also wanted to book tickets. Red Giant asked curiously: 'Optimus Prime, you can definitely help the people here! You don't need to breathe!'" Li Fan paused for a moment and said in frustration, "Optimus Prime raised his head silently, 'I need a lottery!"

In this world, there are many superheroes in American movies, which are very similar to the time and space of the earth, and some are even exactly the same.

"We Chinese have an advantage - being able to endure. Think about it, our stomachs are soaked with Sudan Red, gutter oil, etc., and a smog will not be fatal, but foreigners cannot stand this. I'm afraid everyone has heard of the news that the ambassador of a certain country resigned and returned to China a while ago, right?"

The audience said "yes".

"According to rumors, a reporter asked: 'This is your second hometown. If you leave, don't you want to bring a handful of the soil of your hometown?" The ambassador said sincerely: 'I've brought it, my lungs are full!'"

...

There are jokes one after another, without a single nonsense, and the applause comes one after another, and you can’t stop at all. This is a hilarious speech and a down-to-earth speech!

The young man on the stage was humorous and funny in every move, and the audience below was responsible for laughing out loud. The media had already pressed the shutter countless times, and photos were frozen.

And the excitement continues.
Chapter completed!