Chapter 1093 Deadpool:... In order to satisfy this cunt, I can't even close my mouth!(1/2)
"Seriously, buddy, I don't understand why you are curious about my thoughts."
After hearing Fang Mo's words, Deadpool lying on the sofa responded directly to him in a decadent and depressed tone: "After all, my thoughts are as meaningless as the pussy in the Nantong movie..."
"Wade, your mouth is as smelly as a cesspool!"
Before Fang Mo could even speak, the short-haired girl Ellie next to her couldn't help it: "Can't you just say something clean?"
"Do you think my mouth is not clean? Please drink a whole bottle of toilet cleaner before jumping off the building yesterday?"
Deadpool retorted unwillingly: "Even if it is a real toilet... I will be a hundred times cleaner than the Ganges water after filling it. The Japanese people are even willing to rush to drink!!!"
"I've had enough. My dear, let's go. I don't want to be disgusted by this guy so much that I can't eat." However, Ellie no longer wanted to pay attention to him. She grabbed the pink-haired girl's arm and turned around and left. Of course, she didn't forget to throw a sentence to him before leaving: "Wade, I'm so happy to see your virtue..."
"It's white, Wade~~"
The pink-haired girl Yukio waved her hand very friendly.
"Ha ha……"
Wade lies on the sofa and laughs weakly, obviously feeling a little depressed: "Look, retribution always comes so quickly."
"Okay, Wade, don't be sad."
Steelers is a kind-hearted person, and seeing this, he tried to divert the other party's attention: "Since you have come to us, you might as well change to a new lifestyle."
Speaking of this, Steelers took out a strange booklet from behind and began to read it accordingly: "First let me introduce the rules here to you. First of all, the first thing is that we, the X-Men, cannot kill people, absolutely not. Even the evil bastard cannot kill... Wait, Wait, Wade?"
But I just said a few words.
When Steelers looked up, he suddenly found that the Deadpool on the sofa had run away.
"Wade?"
It was obvious that Steelers felt a little confused, and scratched his head, then subconsciously wanted to turn his head to ask Fang Mo: "Fang Mo, do you know where Wade is going... Fang Mo?!"
However, he turned his head so suddenly realized.
It turns out that Fang Mo is gone...
"this?"
The Steeler's face was astonished as a steel carving, and he looked around, and at the same time he stood up from the small leather stool: "Wade? Fang Mo???"
And just as he was searching everywhere.
In the corridor not far away, Fang Mo and Deadpool were driving an automatic wheelchair.
"Since you can ask questions about the fourth wall, it means your abilities are similar to mine." Deadpool drove the electric wheelchair of Professor X, and said while accelerating: "I said to my friend, you should know that not everything can be discussed, for example, two normal men should never discuss how to play with the front line together..."
"What if you are Xiao Nan's wife?"
Fang Mo was sitting in the same wheelchair and deliberately tilted his head to forty-five degrees to pretend to be knowledgeable.
"Hawking is just paralyzed... not blind!"
Even Deadpool couldn't help but slapped his face when he heard this: "Damn it! What did you mean by joining the crew? The 20th Century Fox in my impression may go bankrupt, but it will never deteriorate. A guy like you who is full of train running... "
"Sorry, 20th Century Fox has been bought by Bilibili."
Unfortunately, before Deadpool finished speaking, Fang Mo deliberately spread his hands and interrupted: "Now the classic 20th Century Fox model at the beginning of the movie has been deleted and changed to a b..."
"No!!!"
Deadpool shouted in despair.
"Okay, don't feel too uncomfortable. If you have the chance, let's go to realize the ideal of Mongolia's top laner together." Fang Mo patted Deadpool's shoulder and said in a kind tone: "Now let's talk about Qiangao...cao, no, let's talk about the topic of the fourth wall?"
"If you have the ability, just go into my mind by yourself...well?"
Deadpool was also stubborn enough. He slapped Fang Mo off the hand that was placed on his shoulder with anger, but the next second the other party came over a gold bar in a silence, which made him stunned.
“Smoking is boring.”
Fang Mo raised his eyebrows and signaled: "...How about you just need one?"
“…”
Deadpool looked down at the gold, and the expression on his face seemed to have a complicated feeling: "If it were the case before, I would have been willing to get the top of your hand for this money, but now I no longer need these shitty things. After all, no matter how much money I have, I can't resurrect Vanessa..."
"What if I say your wife might really be able to survive?"
Fang Mo suddenly asked.
"?"
Deadpool seemed stunned, then raised her head and stared at Fang Mo: "I'm not in the mood to joke now. If you lie, I swear I will definitely insert the pistol into your butt..."
"Thank you, but first I don't have a squid."
Fang Mo was so happy when he heard this, and then added before Deadpool turned against him: "Secondly, I didn't lie. If you are willing to satisfy my little curiosity, I can help you..."
"You're such a horrible freak!"
Deadpool seemed to feel a little irritated, and he drove a wheelchair while pushing the plaster statue on the side of the road to the ground: "You are simply forcing a Jew who lost his arms to give you a crunchy tribute! How should I explain this? I just had some hallucinations like I was sucking and sucking... Do you understand the hallucinations?"
"I don't understand, but I understand it."
Fang Mo shook his head, then raised his right arm forty-five degrees and began to explain: "...Suck it!"
“It’s so itchy in people.”
Seeing this, Deadpool immediately rubbed her temples with headache: "I feel like I'm going to start growing a beard."
"I can't salute you when I say it in my hand. Isn't I crying very clearly?" Fang Mo was also amused by the other party's actions: "If you can, don't be poor, hurry up and explain the serious things clearly before talking."
"I don't know how to explain this kind of thing."
Deadpool spread his hands and said, "Anyway, it's just a bunch of strange pictures and information. I don't know where it comes out, filling my head with a stupid pink ball like a prostitute's belly."
"I don't know where it came out?"
Fang Mo also asked with great interest when he heard this: "Is it the so-called real universe?"
"Go to his grandma's real universe!"
However, unexpectedly, Deadpool suddenly waved his hand and started swearing: "This is also a real universe, but in another universe we are just a group actor, not to mention that the slutty Mauryan Reynolds may just be using the guise of filming to reasonably curse people... After all, there are too many stupid facts in Hollywood!"
"How is that..."
Fang Mo touched his chin thoughtfully.
"No one is the Creator God... Do you think that if the people there die, we will die together? Don't be stupid, this has nothing to do with them."
Deadpool continued to speak: "Maybe it was because of my existence that the screenwriters of another world had the inspiration for "Deadpool" in their minds. It was also possible that I, the "Deadpool", was born because of just one of their thoughts, but is this really important?"
“Don’t it matter?”
Fang Mo subconsciously asked back.
"So that's it." Deadpool thought for a while and suddenly spoke, "What is the craziest thing you have ever done in your life?"
"I've never done it first! But in order to satisfy his girlfriend's strange little habit, I specially developed an infinite nested swallowing prison, which narrows an entity and teleports it to her own stomach. The person who was hit will disappear from the three-dimensional world and enters an infinite nested loop, and then experience the digested and digested duo at the same time until the magic is lifted..."
"Thank you for your gift!"
Even Deadpool was a little shocked when he heard this: "Are you the fucking male protagonist popping out of the dark web? Is the friend you are talking about yourself??"
"Do you think I'm like a dimensional demon?"
Fang Mo hurriedly defended: "Everyone said it was a friend of mine! Old... Is my apricot habit purely interested?!"
"Okay, in short, just treat it as your friend." Deadpool took a deep breath: "Suppose what you said is true, any art form carrier is good... Do you think this kind of plot can really pass the review?"
"What's the meaning?"
Fang Mo also felt a little strange when he heard this.
"The impact is limited, and everyone is an independent individual with self-awareness." Deadpool spread his hands and explained: "Why do you think that the screenwriter of another world can be above us? I have also massacred the Marvel Universe... But isn't that just happening in parallel worlds?"
“emmm…”
Fang Mo frowned slightly, and for a moment he couldn't quite understand what the lunatic was saying.
"I just said I can't explain such a stupid thing!"
Deadpool also saw that Fang Mo was confused. After taking a deep breath, he simply changed his subject and asked, "Forget it... Naruto, have you heard of it?"
"Have been...oh no, I've heard of it, I've heard of it!"
Fang Mo nodded subconsciously.
"The plot of Boruto is like a piece of shit. It's official creation, right?"
Deadpool spread his hands and explained: "But what is the official creation? Readers can also cut the fire tree if they are not satisfied! Because the plot of Boruto is just one of the infinite possibilities of the Naruto follow-up... It's just that the official is so stupid that he chose the most fucking story to write! As for Naruto and the others' real future? Sorry, everyone, including us, can't see it."
"Your behavior of cutting fire records reminds me of a guy who loves to dive..." Fang Mo couldn't help but mutter in a low voice.
"Friend, the fourth wall has never really existed."
Deadpool continued to speak, "There are always some things that they can't see anyway, such as the orthodox follow-up of Naruto, the bandit king without Nika fruit and the idiot Momonosuke, the scene where Gazi split the bitch Griffith in half, or the small games you played with your wife..."
"Everyone said that was my friend!!!"
"The protagonist can break through the dimension wall and kill the author when he grows up? I once traveled to the editorial department to kill all the senior Marvel executives? Don't dream about it, buddy... If I can do this, I will definitely kill the director of Captain America 4 first!"
To be continued...