Chapter 1092 Do you... dare to say what your code name is again?(1/2)
"Oh, that guy is awake..."
After hearing the slutty voice outside, Fang Mo reacted in an instant.
After temporarily stopping the work in his hand, Fang Mo simply moved his body, then pushed open the door and walked towards the direction where the sound came.
"You hateful silver man!"
In a living room full of classic European style, Deadpool Wade was wearing casual clothes, lying decadently on the sofa, covering his chest and shouting: "She said my heart is not in the right place. Did you take me away when you played with my body last night? I've said it long ago... My loyalty has always belonged to Vanessa alone!"
"I don't even know what you're talking about."
Steelers was walking back and forth in the open space next to the sofa, and his tone sounded particularly helpless: "I just helped you to regain your human form, and it's indoor... Wade, can you take off your headband before speaking?"
"Is it just a headband?"
Yes, although I was wearing casual clothes at the moment, Deadpool still had the black and red leather hood on his face. He was lying on the sofa and was too lazy to move. Only his mouth never stopped: "Last night, I was afraid I even took off my pants, but now you only care about this headgear?"
"You don't have to pretend to be so humorous here."
Steelers had a split headache. At this moment, he put his hands on his chest and looked at Deadpool not far away: "I'm serious, Wade, maybe we've talked about it..."
"What are you talking about? Are you in love?"
Deadpool slowly took off his leather case, and the sunlight outside the window just shone on his scarred face, which made him subconsciously narrow his eyes: "Thank you for a great gift! These lights are so damn dazzling! The last time such a bright light shone on my eyes was hemorrhoid surgery..."
"It's not Wade, you..."
Steelers couldn't help hearing this, but before he finished speaking, another voice that was also very slutty came out: "Hey, then the question is..."
"So is steel wool considered eyelashes in a sense?"
"Ward?"
Deadpool was obviously stunned when she heard this, then she looked up and saw Fang Mo slowly walking out from the corner: "Are you awake? Yes, you are the best quality among these newcomers..."
"I'm the one with the worst quality, thank you."
Deadpool replied without thinking, then turned to look at Steelers: "So what's going on with this Asian? Is the crew's new extra?"
"What the hell is the crew? Please Wade, please say something that everyone can understand."
Steelers sighed helplessly, and then introduced: "He is a mutant friend I met last night. Because he can't control his abilities, he hopes to learn how to control his abilities here. His name is...uh?"
"Fang Mo."
This time Fang Mo didn't mess with anything stupid, so he directly reported his real name.
"Can't control your abilities?"
After all, Deadpool is famous for being a slut. He immediately asked when leaning on the sofa: "My friend, what is your mutant ability? Can you control other people's urination and defecation at will? You know that I have always dreamed of having such ability, because in this way I can ask the patient's family at any time whether to protect the big or small..."
"Wade!"
The Steelers here are obviously a little overwhelmed: "Don't joke about other people's ability to lose control!!!"
"Okay, then I'll apologize to you first."
Deadpool said casually: "To be honest, I can't control my damn ability, and one of my abilities is to make others think that I'm having a brain disease... Since we both have the same illness, you shouldn't mind revealing your abilities, right?"
“My ability is to make black people explode.”
Fang Mo didn't mind these things, and now he spread his hands and introduced them as usual.
"What?!"
Then this time Deadpool was really a little confused: "Wait... Wait? What the hell?! Could this fucking crew be Fei Yezi flying himself into a fool?! Don't you want the box office in North America? Or did Asians buy my copyright from 20th Century Fox???"
"Wade, do you understand from now on?"
Hearing this, Steelman took a deep breath: "I know you just encountered some accidents, but people can't immerse themselves in the pain of the past, you have to start over..."
"This is not a question of starting over at all, okay?"
Deadpool sat up directly from the sofa, raised his hand and pointed at Fang Mo and shouted: "His ability is to make the black man explode! What the hell is this Omega ceiling-level mutant ability? If Apocalypse had taken over a black man, he would have to die at his hands. I really couldn't imagine the scene where he used a brainwave amplifier... Maybe he could detonate the entire Atlantic Ocean!"
"Enough! Wade!"
The Steelers on this side couldn't help but scolded: "Fang Mo doesn't want to awaken such mutant abilities!"
"puff……"
Fang Mo swore that he couldn't help but laughed. Fortunately, he was standing not far behind the Steelers, and the other party did not see this scene.
"Look at him still laughing!!!"
Seeing this scene, Deadpool couldn't help but raise his hand and point at Fang Mo: "They Asians don't care about racial discrimination at all, okay?"
"Okay, Wade, stop being fooled!" Steelers said a little bit disappointed, his cheeks shining with silvery metal were filled with serious expressions: "There is no grief in life that you can't get out of it. You have to learn to start over. After training, you can also become an excellent X-Men..."
"This is just a waste of time, Mr. Silver Big Boy."
However, when Deadpool heard this, he suddenly fell on the sofa decadently again: "I'm not an X-Men material. If you really want to convince me, you'd better send your golden brother to come..."
This chapter is not over, please click on the next page to continue reading! "...Who is clamoring here early in the morning?"
However, as we were talking here, a complaining sound suddenly came from the corridor.
"Um?"
Fang Mo turned his head and looked behind him, and found that the person coming was two girls, one of whom was wearing a masculine black leather jacket with short hair, and looked like he was not allowed to enter a stranger. As for the girl next to her, she was a girl with long pink hair, who looked quite friendly.
"Um?"
Fang Mo turned his head like this, and the two girls also saw him standing at the door of the living room. The short-haired girl felt a little strange: "...are you a new student?"
"Hello, I'm Fang Mo."
Fang Mo directly smiled at this: "You can also call me the stage name, the Explosive Ghost."
"Okay, genius."
The other party seemed to not care much about these things, so he nodded slightly, and then introduced himself: "I am Ellie, she is Yukio."
“Hi~~”
The pink-haired girl greeted Fang Mo very enthusiastically.
"Wait, is anyone here?"
Perhaps because he heard the conversation on Fang Mo, Deadpool suddenly sat up from the sofa again: "I guess it must be the crew who left me a big surprise! Professor X made a guest appearance in a friendly manner, right? Let me guess it was Patrick Stewart or James McAvoy..."
It's a pity that this has not been finished.
Ellie led Xuexu slowly to the living room: "You will know that it's you guy... Wade, let me introduce her, she is Xuexu."
“Hi~~”
The girl with long pink hair waved at Deadpool playfully.
"No!!!" Deadpool shouted in despair: "...I don't want to look at Little Pony!!!"
"You can't speak a word from your mouth, right?" Ellie obviously couldn't help but act like this. She took a deep breath and said, "Snow is not a little pony. She is my girlfriend, you idiot..."
"I have no hope for this movie."
Deadpool lie on the sofa and continues to show off his face in a bad manner and says: "Even the slutty operation of black explosions, and then to cater to the local market of the Magnesium Country, the elements of homosexuality are added, but the old man who puts his shit in his pocket has already stepped down long ago? The times have changed..."
“Wow.”
The pink-haired girl Yukio couldn't help but cover her mouth and smiled twice: "I like this guy..."
"I like you too, baby."
Deadpool threw an extremely abstract charming look at the other party: "But remember to hide your friendship particles under the pillow. The magic of friendship will occasionally stain the bed sheets. Remember to put a diapers before performing the magic..."
"etc."
However, before the slut was finished, Ellie suddenly realized the real illness: "...What's the matter with the black explosion you just mentioned?"
"I'm going to ask the magical Guangzhou native beside you."
Deadpool directly introduced: "At most I just kill innocent mercenaries indiscriminately, and the mutant in front of you is different. He is the will of countless farmer heroes in North America in the old century, the sounder of Wakanda's doomsday howl, and the black natural disaster passed down by the word of mouth by Odebs..."
“???”
When Ellie heard this, her expression froze: she subconsciously turned her head to look at Fang Mo: "I remember... you just called yourself a Explosive Ghost?"
"Just say you can think of this name, are you a genius?"
Fang Mo spread his hands directly.
"...You brought this person in?" Ellie didn't know what to say for a moment, so she could only turn her head and look at the Steelers next to her: "Have you discussed this with Miss Oloro (Storm Girl)? Are you not afraid that she will explode?"
"She is working outside the city and may not be able to come back here within a few months."
Steelers scratched his head with a straightforwardness: "Sorry, if I don't bring him back, I'm afraid it will cause even greater casualties..."
"So I said, this film company is terrible to us." Deadpool covered his face and said in a muffled voice: "The first movie made more money than the guy who invented the pants, and they didn't even want to find a real X-MAN to come and play a guest appearance? What is that wolf doing now?"
"…Sewolves are protecting Oko in Ashina Kingdom, my friend."
Fang Mo interrupted.
"I'm talking about the real man with Edman alloy claws!" Deadpool couldn't help but yelled: "It's not the one who doesn't want to be a child like his mother's bronze scent..."
To be continued...