Chapter 0043 first date
How can you be so embarrassed about sleeping together? Don’t worry, my brother is very pure~
"Well, what's the best? There are differences between men and women. No, no, I'd better sleep on the floor..." In this case, you can't agree directly. It will only make you look very casual. How can your brother be a casual person?
What? You should decline politely first and then accept it!
People can be impure, but they must learn to pretend to be pure in front of beautiful women. Not many beauties like casual people. Of course, this varies from person to person. For example, I, Bo Riri, exude a pure aura from the inside out.
"It's not good to be frozen like this. You don't look strong..." Ke'er frowned.
"Don't look at me like this, I still have muscles. As the saying goes, unity is strong, so my muscles are united... There is no problem sleeping on the floor," I showed off my "strong" muscles like a mouse
, said with dignity.
I thought, with Ke'er's character, she would refute me next, and then I would just "reluctantly" agree, haha!
But I didn't expect that she would actually say this: "Hey, there's nothing you can do about it. Remember to cover yourself with a quilt at night. Also, don't come to the bed when I'm asleep. If you dare to do bad things to me, I'll
Just tell uncle!"
Um, shouldn't Ke'er be able to refute this crazy situation? Why is it different from what I imagined? Damn it, is there anything wrong with being pure?
Sighing, I had to make my "new bed" on the floor. Li Keer slept directly on the bed where I had left a lot of white liquid. In fact, I really wanted to tell her to be careful at night in case a tadpole crawled on it.
Entering a cave has serious consequences.
It’s already less than nine o’clock after I’ve made the bed. Hey, everyone says I need to sleep, so I’ll go to bed. It will affect other people’s rest, lead to menstrual irregularities, hair loss and gray hair, abnormal leucorrhea, and memory loss... Then it’s a sin.
Before turning off the lights, Xiaoli and her cousin came to inspect the situation in my room.
This is what Xiaoli said at the time: "Brother, don't do anything bad to your little cousin, otherwise I will hate you forever!"
And the cousin said this: "Xiao Ri, if you are a man, you will go to bed tonight! I know Ke'er's character. If she is really interested in you, she will not reject you, isn't it xxoo?
Is it okay? She can think about it..."
I asked: "What if she rejects me and tells my father? Maybe my father will play with me!?"
My cousin comforted me evilly: "Don't worry, even if she rejects you, given her character, she won't sue you."
After saying that, my cousin was about to leave, but in just one breath, my cousin turned back to my ear and whispered in a charming tone: "If she really refuses, you can't help it."
Now, you can come to me secretly, I will take care of your little brother~"
I:"……"
After turning off the lights, Li Keer said "good night" to me and went to sleep. As for me, I couldn't fall asleep tossing and turning on the cold mat. All I could think about was the plot of the island country's passionate action movie.
The heroine in the film was connected with Kerr. For a while, the boy underneath him gradually started to react, and he felt uncomfortable against his underwear!
When a boy is sixteen, he is really an age where he is not satisfied with his desires. I finally understand why he has to masturbate three times a day.
I thought, anyway, it’s okay to let the little animal out of its underwear and breathe a little while with the lights on now, right?
Just when I was about to caress my little brother, I felt the urge to do it again. At this moment, suddenly, the magnificent poem written by Su Dongpo came to my mind: I think back to Gong Jin's time, when Xiao Qiao got married for the first time.
, the majestic figure, the feather fan and silk scarf, while talking and laughing, the force is wiped out into ashes!
Forced masturbation will be wiped out! Hey, then I can only masturbate a little, not so exciting.
So, I buried my head and started to fuck her, and I was surprised to find that the little brother didn't feel any pain anymore! Ha, wouldn't that help Xiaoyuan extinguish her three thousand desires?! Well, I'll wipe it off, and tomorrow will be
Six, you don’t have to go to school, forget it, let’s talk about it on Monday.
I speeded up the fucking, and I don’t know how many minutes passed. Anyway, I just kept repeating the piston movement, and I had an uncontrollable urge. I wanted to hold it back, but I couldn’t hold back the strange feeling.
Impulsively, some kind of strange liquid suddenly flew into the sky! The strange smell filled the whole room! I gasped and turned my head to look at Li Keer. Her breathing was very even, and the moonlight outside the window shone on her fair skin.
On her face... Huh? There seems to be something reflecting light on her face?
Out of curiosity, I put on my underwear and came to the bedside and took a look at her face. Although I knew she had taken off her makeup before going to bed, what a delicate face she had!
At this moment, Kerr's eyes were closed tightly, her nose was high, and the moonlight fell on her lips from the window, making her look particularly tempting. However, there seemed to be a little white liquid on the left side of her face, and I immediately felt
I was so scared that this couldn't be...
Oh, isn't it just white liquid? It's a bit dirty. I helped her wipe it clean and she slept peacefully.
It was night and everything was quiet.
The next morning, it was already half past eight when I woke up. When I looked at the bed next to me, Ke'er had already folded the quilt and disappeared. I quickly left the room and went to the living room, where I found a message on the table.
It said: Bad brother, when you saw my message, it was after eight o'clock, right? Big lazy idiot! Breakfast is in the kitchen, go get it yourself. I'll go out and distribute flyers with Xiaohua to earn pocket money.
Oh, by the way, the two cousins don’t know where to go to play. You go and play with Brother Niuquan. Ask Brother Niuquan to be careful when you explode the anus. It’s not good to get hurt. Your dear sister——
Um, why is it that the front of this message is well written and gives me a warm feeling, but what happened to the last sentence? Damn, it makes my anus feel cold...
I called Niu Quan and asked him if there was any problem with his movement. He said that there was no problem at all, just walk slower. For three hundred yuan, I would do anything. After hanging up the phone, I suddenly felt an ominous feeling.
I had a premonition, and then I contacted the "boss" Xiao Wei who I had made an appointment with yesterday afternoon. Xiao Wei said that she was ready, so we made an appointment to meet at the gate of the city park before 9:30.
It's half past nine. Well, it's almost 8:50 now. We need to get going quickly.
I quickly went to the kitchen and ate some noodles prepared by my sister. I went back to my room to dress up, re-fixed my handsome airplane head, and then went out to get on the bus. It was exactly nine o'clock now, and my home was not too far from the park.
, it takes about twenty minutes to get there. If you are lucky, you may arrive early.
When I think of this, I feel very excited, because in a sense, this is the first time I go on a date with a girl. I hope I have good luck, but... the bus is jammed! I
Damn, there is still a traffic jam on such a small road! This is unscientific!
I heard from the passengers next to me that there seemed to be a traffic accident in front of me. A man drove five people on a motorcycle and drifted at the intersection ahead. As a result, he was so happy that he crashed into a Rolls-Royce and the motorcycle was destroyed.
Flying, the five people don’t know whether they are dead or alive. Anyway, the situation at the scene can be described in one word, that is: flesh and blood flying everywhere - it is very bloody and violent, please do not imitate it.
What I didn’t know was that that very night, our city broadcast a text message like this: A motorcycle was driven illegally and crashed into a Rolls-Royce, leaving the owner in tears.
It seemed like bad luck! When traffic finally resumed and I got off the bus at the entrance of the park, it was almost ten o'clock.
I looked carefully at the entrance to the park. Well, there are so many little girls, some pretty, some ugly, some fat, some slim. Which one is it?
Since I couldn't be sure, I had to take out my mobile phone and dial Xiaowei's number. However, it didn't matter if I didn't call. Once I did, a very fat girl on the right side of the gate answered the call. I almost vomited blood.
When I came, I was so frightened that I dropped my phone to the ground with a bang.
Tell me, how fat is that girl? Let me describe it to you this way. She has a pretty good face, but her body is like a bucket. She is only about one and a half meters tall. Her weight is roughly one centimeter to one kilogram. It’s not much, and it only adds up to one meter.
More than one hundred and fifty kilograms... Moreover, she seemed to be giving me an ambiguous smile. I almost vomited out what I had eaten in the morning. Damn it, pick up your phone quickly and run away!
One step, two steps, three steps, four steps, five steps. Just when I reached the fifth step, a familiar voice came from behind me: Are you Xiaori? Hey, wait a minute!~
I looked back and was shocked. A girl was waving to me about ten meters behind me. She was wearing a black dress, which made her figure appear slimmer. Her skin was not too white, but under the dress,
She looks much whiter, with twin tails on her head, big eyes, a tall nose, and lipstick on her mouth. She looks really good-looking. It gives me the impression that she looks like many female characters in Japanese anime.
, but the only shortcoming is that the breasts are relatively small. The word "airport" is not an exaggeration to describe them, but overall they look good. They are my type. As for the breasts, they will grow in a few years.
Chapter completed!