"Hello, I, I saw the advertisement on the bus stop. I need... to find... a part-time man, a boyfriend?" It was the first time I made such a call. I was still very embarrassed to speak.

Hesitantly.

"Well, yes...yes," the other party was also quite shy. I could hear that her voice was trembling. It was obvious that she was also very nervous.

"Well, then... beauty, can I... ask a question?"

"Okay, please ask Sarah."

"Three hundred yuan a day, is this true?"

"Yes, three hundred a day is really not much."

"..."

Really not much? I am about to cry. China is still affected by the financial crisis. It would be great if ordinary workers can find jobs to make a living. Three hundred yuan a day is not much? These damn capitalists will only deprive workers of their surplus.

Value! If one day, one day, I, Bo Ri, will definitely, definitely... become a capitalist! The feeling of robbing other people's things is great, tsk tsk.

After chatting with her for a long time, I got to know some things about her. Her name is Xiaowei. She is just fifteen years old this year. I think she is very nice and gentle. I don’t know if she is pretty or not. I think her voice is

That sounds great. Even if people are different in appearance, they are not that different. Finally, we agreed to meet in Binjiang Park. After hanging up the phone, I asked Niu Quan how the conversation went. Niu Quan said: "Brother is so humorous and gentle.

, which girl wouldn’t fall in love with her?”

"Then have you told the other party that you are disabled?" I said speechlessly.

"Your disabled sister! Didn't you just have a slight injury on your leg?" Niu Quan rolled his eyes at me and said with disdain.

Then, I looked up and down the cow squat, and suddenly discovered a strange problem. I had noticed it just now, so I asked again: "Where is the bandage you are wearing? Why did you take it off so quickly? Are you not afraid of being raped?"

Infection?"

"Do you think I'm willing to take it off? The weather is so hot, and there are so many tapes wrapped around my body. It's so hot, and it's also very itchy..." Niu squatted and said this, his face turned slightly red, as if he was embarrassed to say it.

I wondered: "It's itchy? Where is it itchy? The wound becomes itchy so quickly?"

Tsk tsk, if it itches, it means that the wound is healing. The healing speed is so fast, it can almost catch up with Lin Jianb in "The Rogue Landlord and the Pretty Tenant".

"No...it's just an itchy vagina, cough, and I didn't dare to scratch it, so I wanted to wash it with hot water, but the bandage happened to be tied to my thigh! It was inconvenient to wash it, so..." Niu

He squatted and lowered his head.

After hearing this, my balls almost broke. I quickly asked him if he had masturbated too much and had some strange disease. He said how could it be possible? He only masturbated three times a day... I said, okay, just take it easy. My wife won't be able to get pregnant in the future. Remember.

Find me.

At this moment, I finally understood what "forcibly wiped out ashes" means.

When it was almost dusk, my cousin called me and told me that they were back. When I thought of Ke'er, I said goodbye to Niuquan and went home. You said, my cousin is here, and I haven't even had a good chat with her about life.

How can this be done? Besides, my parents want me to go on a blind date with her. When I think of how cute she is, I think that if the blind date is successful, I can have children with her from now on, and we can have ten or eight children, and then we can live happily together.

It is also a good choice to avoid family planning and travel between places.

"Cousin, what are you playing?" I asked.

"This is a secret between girls, I won't tell you!" my cousin said to me teasingly, and then started chatting happily with Ke'er. When my cousin saw how embarrassed I was, she just squinted at me and smiled.

She smiled to show her care, and then she and her cousin quietly talked about something.

I feel a little resentful in my heart, but, why don't you look at me when my brother is so handsome? It seems that I need to use something special, such as "discharge". I think about how many girls were electrocuted by me back then.

How many boys are still tossing and turning over me because of this. To this day, when they see me, they will hold my hand and say to me affectionately: "Boriri, you were so wretched at that time! May I ask how you did it?

?”

Taking a deep breath, I adjusted the power in my eyes, took a step forward, and discharged electricity towards Ke'er. The next second, I seemed to see a ray of light emitting from the electricity in my eyes, flying straight towards Ke'er's watery eyes.

Run away!

Eh? Why is there no effect at all? How can I play without it? Maybe the battery is not enough. I took another deep breath and increased the power of my eyes. The speed of blinking is staggering.

My cousin looked at me and said, "Xiao Riri, do you have cataracts?"

It seems that everything has to develop naturally. Anyway, I have to stay in the same room at night. Then I should be able to talk to her about life and how humans reproduced thousands of years ago.

Not long after, my sister Xiaoli also came back. Not to mention how happy she was after seeing Kerr. Without saying a word, she pulled her into her room and said she was going to discuss the love story between boys. I was immediately dumbfounded.

He quickly stopped her, pulled her to a corner, frowned and said softly to her: "Xiao Li, don't instill your kind of knowledge into her. My parents want me to date her and develop a relationship.

Once you say that, she is only interested in things between men, so what should we do? In the future, maybe she will be your sister-in-law..."

Xiaoli pouted and said, "Sister-in-law, I don't want her to be your sister-in-law!"

I wondered: "Why, is she bad?"

Xiaoli shook her head and said: "I don't want such a good girl to be ruined by you, huh, bad brother!"

After saying that, she ignored me and went back to drag Ke'er into her room. I thought, it's over this time, it's over, no, I must have a good communication with Ke'er when I go to bed at night.

, don’t be fooled by the gay culture of the island country!

Not long after, my parents also came back. When I saw Kerr, it was like meeting my own daughter. They greeted me and asked me for help, and I was considerate. I immediately hid in the toilet and wanted to cry. I wondered if I was picked up by my parents.

Why are there such big differences between people? Could it be that parents prefer girls?

It is very possible that they treat their cousin Xiaoli so well.

Hey, sometimes I really want to be a girl. Not only can I be treated well by my family, but I don't have to move when I do it. I just lie down and let the man play hard. It is said that when I do that, the excitement level of the girl is high.

It is more than ten times stronger than that of boys. It is said that women have many sensitive parts, such as thighs, chest, genitals, back, neck, ears, etc. To exaggerate, women’s whole body is very sensitive, while most men are.

The genitals are more sensitive, so women are more excited than men!

During dinner, my mother talked about me to Kerr intentionally or unintentionally. She said this: "Don't look at our Xiaori like this. Although he doesn't look like a boy and he doesn't know how to do housework.

I don’t do well in school, I like to go out and have fun, I don’t save money, and I’m not polite to strangers..."

Hey, I said, Mom, isn’t there too much content behind your “although”? Aren’t you trying to promote your son-in-law? Isn’t that good? Mom, stop saying that, hey, don’t! Stop it! I, I don’t have the face to see you.

People.

I was so embarrassed by my mother's scolding that I wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in immediately. Suddenly, my mother finally said in a roundabout way: "But Xiaori will still change! He is still young and is not very sensible. Don't mind...

"

Mom, son, I solemnly tell you, I want to jump off the building!

Everyone at the dinner table laughed except for me. I looked at Kerr, and she was also very happy. She felt bored, so I said I was full and went back to the room, thinking that this blind date must be over.

Now Ke'er doesn't even know what to think of me. Hey, since I have nothing to do, I'll turn on the computer and play some games first. It's said that a two-player version of Tetris has been released recently. I have to download it quickly to practice my skills.

, I can still have a good discussion with others in the future.

After playing for an unknown amount of time, I heard a knock on the door of my room. I opened the door, and sure enough, it was Li Ke'er. Isn't it just past eight o'clock now? I will go to bed at this time? Oh,

I understand, as a woman, there are always a few days a month where you need to take a good rest.

Li Ke'er asked with a smile: "Cousin, I'm a little sleepy, I have to go to bed first..."

"Well, then you can sleep on my bed and I'll sleep on the floor. I'll clean up first."

As I said that, I opened the cabinet and took out the mat from inside. However, Li Keer actually said: "Sleeping on the floor? That's not good. This is the first floor. The floor is wet and clammy. It's easy to catch cold and rheumatism."
Chapter completed!