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Chapter 190 Weird(1/2)

Chapter 190: Strange

Yang Ming originally wanted to find the old pervert. Although their voyeurism made people uncomfortable, no matter how they said that they were elders and old people, they could not stop calling them after dinner. However, after searching for a long time, even his figure could not be found. The old liar said: If the old pervert hides, no one can find them...

"What kind of egg is this? Why is it so grape-smelling? Just a bite, my golden elixir will pound..." The old liar clamped a piece of fried dragon egg, his eyes glaring out.

"Haha, there are a lot of Chinese herbal medicines added here..." Yang Ming said with a smile.

"Farting, is there any Chinese medicine? I can't smell it? This is the purest egg, well, chopped green onion is not counted..." the old liar said with a pout.

"Then tell me, how did this egg be made?" Yang Ming said.

"Of course it's fried..." The old liar gave Yang Ming a blank look and stuffed the dragon egg into his mouth. "Well, it's not bad, it tastes good. This guy really doesn't know what kind of egg it is, it's very beneficial to our Qi training men..."

"Haha, is it a dragon egg?" Yang Ming said with a smile.

"Hmph, maybe..." The huge energy contained in the dragon egg circled around the old liar's stomach, and then was integrated into the golden elixir. The golden elixir, which was originally the size of a soybean, was a big circle at that time.

"I'll try this again..." The old liar ate the martyr and had great expectations for another plate of scrambled eggs. He picked up a piece and put it in front of his nose. He sniffed it gently, and felt that he immediately became clear and clear, "Okay, this is a supplement to the soul..."

"I said, can you not be so fantastic? Teach the kids badly..." A layer of black thread slid down Yang Ming's forehead.

This old man is really, both the golden elixir and the soul. He just said that the golden elixir didn't care about you, and he was still excited...

"Hehehehe, brain-enhancing..." The old liar smiled and stuffed the scrambled eggs into his mouth.

Next, the old liar killed these two eggs. The taste of these two eggs is good in itself and is of great benefit to his practice. Of course, the old liar is not polite.

After eating and drinking, the old liar pulled Yang Ming away without saying anything, which made the three girls who still wanted to listen to martial arts depressed. However, Xiao Baoer went to school with a small schoolbag satisfied. Today she learned a lot of secrets in the martial arts world and two new terms, but she should show off to the children.

"Boy, tell me, what are your two eggs?" The old liar pulled Yang Ming to the bridge, and the two stood on the railing.

"Those two of my eggs?" Yang Ming was sweating on his forehead. He lowered his head and saw that his pants were well worn and the zipper was pulled up. He couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

"You kid, don't be careless with me. The old man has lived almost 100 years old. Can you hide your little tricks from me?" the old liar said disdainfully.

"Haha, uncle, I'm a little puzzled. What was the reason why you disgusted me outside the train station?" Yang Ming said with a smile.

"The reason? It's very simple..." The old liar showed a smirk on his face, "It's just to plant some inner demons for you to officially enter the ranks of cultivation, but who knew that you didn't even get into the oil and salt, and it was not affected at all..." After saying that, he was quite depressed.

"It's enough to lose..." Yang Ming said.

"What are you doing? The old man is helping you..." The old liar jumped around with his eyebrows and beards, "Later, I fooled your two female classmates again, who knows..."

When it comes to Zhang Fenghuang and Liu Lili, the old liar is even more confused.

"Hehe..." Yang Ming smiled.

"I really don't know why you little kids have such good psychological qualities. None of those two girls believe me..." the old liar muttered.

"Old man, you are too out of date. Today's society is a society full of information. There is nothing on the Internet? Your little tricks are useless online..." Yang Ming said contemptuously.

"Okay, okay, okay, can I do it? Tell me, what kind of egg is your egg?" said the old liar.

"Yes, you know it's out..." Yang Ming sweated for a moment and smiled, "Don't you think your request is too rude? You are aware of the goods, so you naturally understand the value of those two plates of scrambled eggs..."

"Boy, I think you're ruining it, and I'm afraid you will go to hell after you die... Each of those two kinds of eggs is a divine product, but you know, your approach has ruined more than 80% of the good things inside..." said the old liar.

"Oh? You mean..." Yang Ming raised his eyebrows.

"I can use alchemy to retain more than 90% of the nutrients in those two types of eggs." said the old liar.

"Alchemy?" Yang Ming's face turned dark, "Isn't you still want lead and mercury? Are you making poisons?"

"Nonsense..." The old liar was pounding in anger, "Who told you that the way of lead and mercury is to refine poison? Is that the great golden elixir good? It is the human body as the alchemy furnace, and the spirit as the three treasures. It is a human golden elixir that is refined. Is it a hidden word? The alchemy technique I mentioned is a small golden elixir, made with various medicinal materials, and a pill made of honey, you... an ignorant little bastard..."

"Uh uh uh, so that's what happened..." Yang Ming nodded repeatedly and smiled awkwardly.

"Hmph... Now, do you know how awkward it is to talk to this kid? It's like playing the piano at a cow..." The old pervert's voice came from under the bridge. The two looked down at the bridge and saw that the old pervert was sitting cross-legged on the ice. A large hole was chiseled in front of him, and some small fish were breathing around the ice hole.

"It's really okay..." The old liar sighed, jumped, jumped off the bridge, and sat cross-legged next to the old pervert, "Why don't you say you are masters and apprentices? Or do you understand him..."

"Hmph..." The old pervert hummed twice from his nose, "What egg are you talking about?"

"Oh!" the old liar elongated his tone, "It's just two very ordinary eggs. One is so careless and it can improve vitality, and the other is just a matter of making up for it and replenish your brain..."

"Oh my God..." The old pervert staggered and almost fell into the ice hole. He looked at the old liar in surprise, "What you said is true? Have you made no old problems?"

Speaking of old problems, the old liar immediately jumped up like a cat with his tail stepped on, pointing at the nose of the old pervert and cursing: "You bastard, who are you talking about? You have just made old problems? Your whole family has made old problems..."

"Brother, don't blame me for doubting you. You really have a criminal record..." The old pervert burst into tears and excitedly grabbed the old liar's hand, but what he said was so annoying.

"I said, what are you two doing?" Yang Ming lay on the bridge railing and looked down. Seeing that these two old people were anxious, he couldn't help but shout, reminding these two old people that there was another one watching the show on it.

As soon as Yang Ming's voice sounded, the two old people immediately restrained themselves, and a very sincere smile appeared on their faces. Although their gray faces were so that anyone could see their falsehood.

Yang Ming did not have the ability of these two old people. He got off the bridge first, then walked over the ice, and sat down with the two old people around the ice hole. Yang Ming said: "Why are you here? You should say it now?"

"Don't you want to know? Are you afraid of a cold situation?" The old pervert rolled his eyes and was still resentful of Yang Ming's "scene words".

"Ah! That, right? I just think, I'm just an ordinary person. If you have any dangerous tasks, you don't have to hand them over to me..." Yang Ming smiled awkwardly.

"Of course I won't give you the mission, but it's really dangerous..." the old pervert said leisurely.

"Danger, what danger can I have?" Yang Ming's brows locked, "Is it targeting me?"

"Yes, it's indeed aimed at you. Do you know what Gu Pan is?" the old liar said seriously.

"Gu Pan?" The girl who suffered in the cold cave appeared in Yang Ming's mind.

"That's right, it's her. She is the contemporary successor of the family I mentioned. She has mastered her skills. However, when you come to you, there will be no sound soon. That Gu Pan is very important to that family, so if Gu Pan doesn't show up for a day, that family will never give up..." said the old liar.

"Who Gu Pan has such a great origin?" Yang Ming was surprised.

"Of course..." The old liar nodded heavily, "She is the only daughter of the contemporary head of the family. If she hires a husband in the future, she will rely on her to pass on the alchemy skills..." At this point, the old liar laughed maliciously: "Hehe, speaking of it, Gu Pan's son is dead, and the alchemy skills are passed down by word of mouth. Without Gu Pan, the family would lose the alchemy skills..."

"Isn't it evil? That Gu Pan is so important?" Yang Ming blinked his eyes and said.

"Of course..." the old liar nodded.

"Why do I just don't believe it? I remember you said that the thief who went to our backyard yesterday seemed to be practicing alchemy skills, right?" Yang Ming said.

The meaning is very obvious. Didn’t you say that someone is looking at a successor? Then what did that thief do yesterday?

"You kid wouldn't be so stupid, right? Although the alchemy skills are powerful, they are divided into several stages. First, they are building the foundation for a hundred days, then refining essence into qi, then refining qi into gods, refining spirit into emptiness, refining emptiness and refining emptiness into Taoism... Last night, the thief would at most refining qi into gods, and the one behind... Humph, he definitely won't, because the mantra behind is the real essence of the entire alchemy skills..." said the old liar.

"Not only that, the transport of river carts, baby girl, dragon and tiger intersect, five energy to the Yuan Dynasty, and three flowers to the top are even more complicated..." the old pervert added.

Yang Ming's eyes looked at the old pervert.

"Tell us, where did you get her?" The old pervert narrowed his eyes slightly, felt Yang Ming's gaze, and said, "Although you don't want to admit it, you are indeed a weird guy. That Gu Pan must be controlled by you..."

"Cough cough..." Yang Ming coughed twice, "You two tell me first, what profound mental method is the elixir skill that Gu Pan's ancestors have grabbed?"

Even if Yang Ming's attitude was acknowledged, Gu Pan was indeed in his hands. This made the two old guys feel shocked, but they did not show it on their face.

"Pill skills are elixir skills, and the mind skills are psychic skills, not the same thing," the old liar despised Yang Ming's ignorance for a while and said, "I don't know what the name of that book is. However, those who have read "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" should know that the martial arts that Ouyang Feng thought about day and night..."

"The Nine Yin Sutras?" Yang Ming's eyes widened.

"It is the "Nine Yin True Sutra". This alchemy is a Taoist classic. Later, I don't know what it was, but it was actually included in the treasure house by the Qing court..." the old pervert sighed.

"The way of heaven reduces the excess and makes up for the deficiency. Therefore, the emptiness defeats the real, and the lack of the excess is better than the excess?" Yang Ming could still say one or two sentences. The scene of Guo Jing's endorsement is so interesting. Basically, anyone who has read "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" can say it.

"It's not bad, that's it..." The old pervert nodded repeatedly.

"But...but..." Yang Ming felt that the world was a little confused.

"But what?" asked the old liar.

"But this alchemy masterpiece was recorded in the "Siku Quanshu"..." Yang Ming said weakly.

As soon as Yang Ming said that, the two old men stood up in shock.

"What did you say?" The old pervert grabbed Yang Ming's arm and pinched Yang Ming grinned. The old man's hands were very strong, like iron pliers.

"Boy, you didn't lie to us?" The old liar grabbed Yang Ming's other arm.

"I said I said, don't touch me. I also heard from netizens. I don't know whether it is true or not..." Yang Ming said quickly.

"Yes, yes, right, don't you know it?" The old pervert was also confused. He immediately let go of Yang Ming, took out his cell phone from his pocket, and called his apprentice: "Youngest, I am the master, hurry up, check if there is any "Nine Yin True Sutra" in the "Siku Quanshu"... No, no, it is not called "Nine Yin True Sutra". "Nine Yin True Sutra" is the name in the novel, what is it called in reality... Anyway, you can check it out for me, find out all the parts about alchemy in the "Siku Quanshu" and send me an email later... Okay, let's hang up..."

The old pervert here just finished the phone call, and the old liar there also called his apprentice and explained it the same way.

"Boy, if what you said is true, you will make great contributions. It is not impossible for me to make an exception to let you learn my skills..." said the old pervert.

"Didn't you say you are my master? How can you learn your kung fu and make an exception?" Yang Ming said.

"You kid doesn't understand, right? Do you know what your master did before joining Xingyi Sect?" The old liar curled his lips, looking contempt.

"You bastard, if you have nothing to do, do whatever you should do..." The old pervert stared at the old liar, his eyes filled with sparks, and he shouted.

"..." The old liar moved his mouth and finally closed his mouth.

"I understand a little when you say that. You were not a traitor before, right?" Yang Ming looked at the old pervert with contempt in his eyes.

"This is not what I said..." The old liar stood up at the right time to clear his relationship, and immediately confirmed how promising the old pervert's previous career was.

The old pervert's face suddenly turned blue and purple, and he said angrily: "Fuck, I just finished two things, so I got caught by my mentor and took it to my disciples. I finally turned back to the right and became a new person. I finally married both of them..."

"Oh? The crime of bigamy..." Yang Ming looked at the old pervert with contempt.

"Fuck, at that time, the New China was not established yet, and it was legal for us to get married." The old pervert said angrily.

"Don't say it again, just know it in your heart. Hurry up, let's talk about the serious business..." The old liar pulled Yang Ming with a scammer's eyes.
To be continued...
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