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Chapter 189 Reason(1/2)

"Husband, are you okay?" Wei Qingqing helped Yang Ming up, looked at Yang Ming's body with a purple and purple beating, and she burst into tears in her heart. She glared at the two old people from time to time.

"Wife, let these two old guys go. Every time they look at you, I feel at a disadvantage..." Yang Ming said.

"Ah?" Wei Qingqing was confused, but the old pervert and the old liar jumped three feet high nervously and said in unison: "Boy, stop talking nonsense. Our brothers are serious people with identities, backgrounds and virtues. If you dare to talk nonsense, be careful that we will cut you..."

"It's understandable to have an identity and background? Why do you have a virtue? Do you feel unethical when you look at me?" Wei Qingqing muttered in her mouth, and suddenly her face changed drastically. She screamed and went into the room like a flying slam. The door of the outer room was closed tightly.

"I, I..." The old pervert blinked hard, unable to say anything. He turned his head to look at Yang Ming, and there was already a cold air in his eyes. This little bastard ruined my reputation for life.

"Brother..." The old liar was also very depressed and pulled the old pervert's sleeve, "Just expel this unworthy disciple from the master..."

"It makes sense..." The old pervert looked at Yang Ming with gritted teeth and nodded.

"Boy, did you hear it? Your master is going to expel you from the master. Do you feel very disappointed? Come on, the gate of Baguazhang has been opened to you..." The old liar smiled, squatted beside Yang Ming, and threw out a green olive branch.

"Get out..." The old pervert kicked the old liar's ass, "I just said what you said makes sense. This kid is still from our Xingyi Sect now."

"Hiss..." Yang Ming's whole body was hurt when he moved, gasped, and sat up from the ground, "Old pervert, you said I was from your Xingyi Sect. When did it happen? Why didn't I know when I joined the cult organization..."

"I'm spitting... I'm spitting on you..." The old pervert's eyes glared out, "Wulin Organization, okay?"

"King?" Yang Ming raised his eyebrows.

"That's right, it's just a knight..." The old pervert nodded seriously.

"The heroes use martial arts to ban them. For generations, the heroes have been the root of social chaos..." Yang Ming said.

"..." The old pervert choked again.

"Brother, do you think this kid deserves a beating?" The old liar also blew his beard and stared at him.

Yang Ming could feel that these two old guys were really angry.

"Boy, I tell you seriously now that although we are chivalrous, we have never harmed the people. With my ability, although we will not fly over the eaves, it is all a little bit to steal a bank or a jewelry store. But we have never done these things before. Do you know why?" said the old pervert seriously.

"The rules..." Yang Ming rolled his eyes, "It has been mentioned in martial arts novels..."

"..." The old pervert wanted to keep it in a silence, but Yang Ming screamed and couldn't help but feel depressed, "I hate Jin Yong..."

"What does it have to do with Jin Yong?" the old liar said: "It's not just the rules of the sect, but also the choice of disciples. Every disciple we accept is a choice of thousands of choices. First, qualifications, spiritual energy, and character. These three conditions are indispensable. It can be said that the threshold is much higher than the college entrance examination..."

"Don't believe it..." Yang Ming shook his head vigorously.

"Why don't you believe it?" The old liar was angry, staring at Yang Ming with his old eyes.

"I dare not argue with your qualifications and spiritual energy, but your character is really not up to standard... Is the voyeurism also within the scope of your character?" Yang Ming said.

"Look, let me tell you, don't let you say it, we can just know it in our hearts, why do we have to say it out? This time, right? Let this kid catch the handle..." The old pervert stared at the old liar, and his beard was so angry that he jumped around.

"What did I say? I just said that this kid had the disease of inaction, but he didn't say it directly. It was you who said it, and he just read it... and then he was all bald..." The old liar said with a retort.

"Isn't it that you said too obvious? I don't think there is any need to hide it anymore, so I said it..." The old pervert blushed and retorted without showing any weakness.

"No matter how obvious I said it, I didn't say it directly after all, right?" said the old liar.

"What's the difference between you and talking nonsense? Even a fool can tell... Although that kid is not such a smart person, he is not a fool..." said the old pervert.

"You can hear what you said. That kid is not a fool, maybe he can't hear it..." The old liar said something a little nonsense.

"I, I... I... I don't want to get you together, you don't know who the brother is..." The old pervert said, flew up and punched the old liar's eye socket.

"You still dare to do it? I will let you know who is the brother today..." The old liar was good at it and he immediately did it. By the way, Baguazhang usually has good light body skills, and it has a charm when it flashes and moves.

While the old liar was dodging, he pushed his left palm out and hit the old pervert in the nose.

The old pervert practiced Xingyiquan and had reached a very profound state. By the way, this Xingyiquan is not a kung fu skill, so you can tell the difference with one move. But now, it is not about life and death with this old liar, and you can't exert the strongest power at all. That's really caused by this old liar's loach-like body movement.

The two of them started fighting again, and the old pervert was depressed. In fact, the old liar was even more depressed. The old pervert did not give his all, and he could only tie him. If the old pervert had all his strength, he would have lost with one move.

"I said, you can do it, but don't smash our glass..." Yang Ming patted the dirt on his body and turned around and entered the house.

"Husband, what do they do? Are they really a martial arts master?" As soon as Yang Ming entered the house, he was pulled aside by Wei Qingqing. It turns out that Wei Qingqing hid behind the door of the outer room and listened for a long time.

"I don't know, that old pervert insisted on saying that I was from their Xingyi Sect, and I don't know what happened. I intuitively felt that these two people didn't seem to be thinking about us..." Yang Ming said.

"Look at them, they fight like martial arts movies on TV. I heard that when you shoot action movies in Hong Kong, sometimes they really hit..." Wei Qingqing's eyes were bright.

"Who did you hear? They were all fake fights, otherwise why would you need martial arts coaches?" Yang Ming pulled Wei Qingqing into the east room. In the east room, Mrs. Liu had already gotten up and was sitting comfortably on the kang, doing things with ease.

"What are the two old men outside doing?" Mrs. Liu looked up at Yang Ming and asked.

"It's nothing, it's just two unscrupulous old men..." Yang Ming slowly told the scene of how he met these two old men.

"Oh, that's the old pervert who cares about you?" Mrs. Liu had an impression. At the beginning, the old pervert called Yang Ming, and she was listening next to her.

"No, the other one is to tell us the old liar..." Yang Ming said.

"It's a bit like the plot in a martial arts novel..." Wei Qingqing sat on the kang and said.

"Yang Ming, maybe you will become a martial arts master in the future..." Mrs. Liu was a little excited.

"What do you do when you are a martial arts master? In today's society, a bullet can reimburse the martial arts master..." Yang Ming said.

"Nonsense..." The old pervert roared outside, "Bullets are hidden weapons. As long as I move, they are faster than the guy holding the gun. He wants to hit me, but there is no door..."

"Ignorance child, you are really angry at me..." The old liar's roar also came in.

"These two old guys have such good ears..." Yang Ming was stunned for a moment and couldn't help but shrink his neck.

"This is the master..." Wei Qingqing stuck out her tongue.

"Yeah! It's quite tall..." Mrs. Liu nodded and buried her head to continue working.

"Dad, I'm hungry..." At this time, Xiao Baoer and Fat Aunt pushed open the back door and walked in.

"I'm hungry, dad is going to cook now..." Yang Ming pinched Xiao Baoer's face and got up to go outside to cook.

"Yang Ming, I want to eat scrambled eggs, the kind with color..." Mrs. Liu said in a coquettish voice.

"I want to eat scrambled eggs, I want to eat grape-flavored..." Wei Qingqing also said.

"Okay, okay..." Yang Ming quickly responded.

"Oh..." Aunt Fat sat next to Wei Qingqing, arched her with her shoulders, and said, "What's wrong with it outside? Why are there two old men fighting?"

It turns out that when Fat Aunt entered the house just now, she went to the door of the outer room and took a sneak look.

"I have to say that I want to set up a circus in our village. Isn't it? Let us Village Chief Liu Da see if we pass the test, we can stay. If we fail the test, we will chase people..." Wei Qingqing said casually.

"Oh..." Aunt Fat suddenly realized, "Don't say it, these two old men are jumping up and down, much more efficient than monkeys. If you want me to tell me, just keep them. First of all, it's a fool. It's more effective than a dog in the house guarding house..."

"I'm so angry..." The old pervert roared, his hands and feet became much more quick, and it seemed that he was serious.

The old liar immediately felt the pressure, and was kicked hard on his butt, and his body flew out two feet.

"Who said I was guarding the house?" The old pervert rushed into the house with great might and glared at the three girls in the house.

"Oh, it's Grandpa pervert..." Xiao Baoer recognized the old pervert at a glance and immediately screamed happily.

The old pervert's face suddenly turned dark. He stared at the three girls in the room, and a few words popped out from his teeth: "Who taught her..."

"My mother said it..." Xiao Baoer said frankly: "My mother never let me read the books you gave to her. Baoer is a good child who loves to study. Grandpa tells her mother and let her show her..."

Cold sweat emerged from the old pervert's forehead. He didn't expect that when he gave Yang Ming the book, he actually chose a time when the time was the most immature, and ignored the children present.

Although Mrs. Liu had never read the content of that book, she knew what it was about. Now that she saw her daughter reading that book, she couldn't help but turn black and said angrily: "Baoer, what are you talking nonsense? That's not what good people should read. Only bad people can read that kind of book. Your godfather and godmother have thrown away that book long ago..."

"Then... Grandpa Pervert must have seen it. Then, Grandpa Pervert is a bad guy..." Xiao Baoer bit his finger and kept moving away from the old pervert.

"I, I..." Facing Xiao Baoer's innocent expression, the old pervert was ashamed and regretful...

The old pervert covered his face and retreated.

"Qingqing, let me tell you something. Last night, there was a thief in your backyard. Baoer and I were in the wooden house. When we saw a man sneaking into the wooden house, our dog bit us and then ran away with a bang. The speed was much faster than Liu Xiang..." Aunt Fat felt that what happened yesterday could not be hidden from the owner.

"Yes, yes, I saw it too, Baoer is so scared..." Xiao Baoer thought of the thrilling moment last night, and a trace of fear appeared on her face. She rushed onto the kang and got into Mrs. Liu's arms.

"What the hell is going on?" Wei Qingqing said with a straight expression.

"That's the matter..." Auntie Fat crossed her legs and said it in full detail what happened last night.

"You mean, the black shadow yesterday was quite fat and skillful?" After Fat Auntie finished speaking, before Wei Qingqing and Liu's sister said anything, the old liar flashed in like a ghost and said in a deep voice.

"Ah...yes...is almost the same as you..." Fat Auntie was stunned when she looked at the old man who suddenly appeared. Is this old man too quick?

"Nonsense, how could that dead pig compete with me?" The old liar's eyes widened.

"You know that person?" Wei Qingqing unconsciously used a respectful title.

"Of course we know each other. We are here for him this time..." the old liar said seriously.

"Oh?" This time, even Mrs. Liu raised her head, and the three girls looked at him together.

"This person is a master in the martial arts world. We don't know what his name is, but we know his faction..." said the old liar.

"You said..." Wei Qingqing sat upright and patted Xiao Baoer's little butt, "Baoer, go get milk for grandpa..."

"Oh..." Xiao Baoer responded, came out of her mother's arms, and ran to the west room to get milk.

The old liar found a chair and sat down, saying, "This person is a master of Japanese karate. He is very good at practicing kung fu. He is considered a master-level figure. His only disadvantage is speed..." Speaking of this, Xiao Baoer came over with a few boxes of milk. He first gave the old liar a box, and then gave his mother's godmother a box of fat grandma each, but he sat on the edge of the kang with a box of milk.

"...Thank you, Xiao Baoer..." The old liar continued: "This time we received the task, saying that this guy came to this small mountain village to get something very important to the country. And an ordinary master is not his opponent. When we saw that the key figure here was Yang Ming, we took the initiative to apply to complete this task. In fact, we also know that the country told us this task, that is, we hope we can come..."

"I don't know, which department you belong to?" Wei Qingqing asked.
To be continued...
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