Yang Lan is wearing a pink nurse outfit, which is very eye-catching...

Bai Xiaofei likes this outfit very much, and professional OL is still very attractive. Some people like flight attendants, and some like teachers. Of course, the charm of nurse uniforms is also difficult for people to resist!

As soon as she appeared, the audience in the audience recognized her and immediately applauded.

So, it is really important to have a familiar face on stage performance!

With Yang Lan appearing, Bai Xiaofei and Zhang Shan became honest like they had changed their own personalities, and there was a pair of chess on the table.

"Bao Zhu."

"I'll eat!"

Yang Lan bent down and looked at them: "How many old men are playing chess?"

"Yes! Playing chess, cultivating sentiment!"

"Good chess! Let me tell you something... That, Mr. Chen, turn off the music." Yang Lan straightened her waist, suddenly as if she had smelled something, frowned, and asked, "Why is this smell of alcohol? Who of you drinks?"

The stone in Bai Xiaofei's heart finally came to the ground. He is really a student who graduated from the performance major. Those who have stage experience are different!

Of course, of course, he pretended to be nervous and explained: "We...we were performing the show just now, wine... wine is props, spilled out!"

Yang Lan looked at Zhang Shan in confusion: "Props?"

"Yes, props!" Zhang Shan immediately responded: "Isn't there a competition in the provincial capital in two days? Lao Bai and I want to participate!"

"...You two are still going to compete?"

Yang Lan smiled mercilessly: "Even if you are at your age, the organizer doesn't want it. The age is over the standard!"

Zhang Shan stood up from the chair and was very dissatisfied: "Is my age exceeding the standard? Who said it? I am only seventy-nine years old, why did it exceed the standard?"

"Uncle Zhang, can we give young people some chance? Just leave this kind of physical work to those younger brothers and sisters in their sixties and seventies!"

Zhang Shan bent his waist and explained: "No, we just want to participate, but we didn't want to win the championship!"

"…Get the championship? You two are not speaking well now, what championship should you win? You are still involved, why are you suffering from that crime? Mr. Bai, what do you think?"

"I…"

Bai Xiaofei was about to stand up and answer the words, but Zhang Shan was dissatisfied: "No, Xiao Yang, I don't like to listen to you when you say this. Yes, we are old, but we practice this basic skill every day. We have to show you a tongue twister!"

Bai Xiaofei gave up completely.

Damn, because of a glass of wine, his rhythm is completely messy, and it’s better that the improvised sketches are more refreshing than the ones that follow the pictures!

And although the rhythm is messy, the core idea is still there!

Zhang Shan walked forward two steps and said loudly: "Listen!"

The actors on stage and the audience below stared at him attentively.

"Say, there was a mute in the south and a trumpet on his waist; there was a lama in the north and a otter in his hand. The lama in the hand was holding an otter. The lama in the hand wanted to exchange the otter for the mute in the trumpet on his trumpet..."

At the beginning, Zhang Shan was quite casual, but later he became a little confused. After saying, 'Don't use the mute trumpet...', he was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Mutual trumpet said ok!"

The audience burst into laughter immediately!

This meme is very new!

In the second season of "Happy Comedy", this meme was first used by Xiao Yueyue, and then Da Pan made people feel like she was too smart. Comedy is like this. If you use a funny point for the second time, the effect will be much worse!

Accompanied by the audience's laughter, Yang Lan also laughed: "Mucai...muscle can't speak either!"

"Mutual...Mutual raises his hands to agree!"

The audience burst into laughter again!

Since Yang Lan came out, there was no laughter on the entire scene.

In the background, Chen Hui and Guo Ailun watched it with relish and discussed it from time to time.

"This book is good!"

"Well, there's a lot of laughter!"

"Why do we make a purely funny book next issue?"

“…it’s OK!”

...

Sketches are very dependent on screenwriters. You must want to be in front of the audience. If the audience guesses it directly, it will be boring!

The most annoying thing about crosstalk is that there are unconscious audiences in the audience who said a joke and immediately followed the audience, which means they were dug up. The appeal and effect of the bag were greatly reduced!

The sketch "The Nursing Home" is good because many jokes are new, which makes the audience unable to guess the subsequent development. Even if they guess it, they will feel that it is logical.

In this way, the audience will find this sketch funny and not noisy.

The so-called funny and not making noise means the right pace.

For example, Bai Mei Studio's works are obviously more irritating than funny. Although the actors work hard, they are useless. The audience wants to smile easily...

Yang Lan appeared twice in the entire "The Nursing Home" sketch. The first time was to persuade Zhang Shan, Bai Xiaofei gave up participating in the competition, and the second time he brought his children and asked them to persuade him...

Of course, in addition to letting the children join the persuasion army, there is also an ethical meme.

Zhang Shan appeared with a male actor with a very similar appearance and figure. He did the same move and said, "My name is Xia Binghai!"

Immediately, the audience burst into laughter...

"Oh my god, what's going on?"

Bai Xiaofei covered his mouth and patted Zhang Shan who was sitting back in his seat: "Old Zhang, ask you something, in 1973, did you know a woman named Wang Xiaomei?"

"…That's my first love, what's wrong?"

"Ha ha…"

The audience reacted quickly, and tears were almost coming out of laughter...

"Puff...that's my first love...what do you think?"

"Bai Xiaofei's head is green..."

In fact, Bai Xiaofei has thought about this joke. Many people hate this kind of ethical jokes and always talk about Lao Wang next door...

But most viewers will gloat about what happens to others, especially unlucky things. As Teacher Chen Peisi said: Comedy sketches must have an unlucky guy before the audience will laugh!

So, it still remains. After all, although the probability of being green these days has increased, it is still a few...

"Come on, let's talk about the next topic!"

It has been 15 minutes, and it is time for the sketch to enter the sensational stage!

Yang Lan looked at Zhang Shan and Bai Xiaofei with disgust and complained to her children: "Tell me, these old men, led by Mr. Zhang and Mr. Bai, are going to drive a motorcycle to the provincial capital to participate in a comedy competition. I can't persuade them no matter how much I say it!"

Sighing, she continued, "...You said they are almost eighty, so what are the competitions? The purpose of our nursing home is to "spend your old age safely". I can't control it anymore, let's talk about it!"

The children's reaction was very fierce.

"I will express my opinion first. I don't agree with this matter! Not to mention whether your bodies can participate in the competition, who is responsible for what happened on the way here? He is also riding a motorcycle, why don't you fly a plane?"

"I don't agree, dad, people should convince their elders!"

"that is…"

After the children talked about this, they ended up. Yang Lan concluded very carefully: "Mr., the children are also thinking about you. We should not think about this game. It's not too early. Go to bed early and turn off the lights!"

After saying this, she also left the stage...

Zhang Shan and Bai Xiaofei leaned on the chair, their faces unchanging...

The curtain was pulled up, and before the audience could react, the BGM of "Victory" sounded, and there were also a bunch of radio news:

"This station news: By the end of 2014, the number of elderly people over 60 in China has reached more than 200 million..."

"This aging population is a serious problem we are about to face..."

“…His dream since he was a child was to be a pilot…”

“…Many elderly people choose to spend their old age in nursing homes…”

"Why do people live?"
Chapter completed!