Chapter 38 "Home for the Elderly" (Part 2)
When two people partner, they always have to have a laughing point.
Big Pan Jiajia's funny points are mainly focused on Big Pan, and he looks quite funny.
Bai Xiaofei is not very distinctive, so he forced him to arrange jokes. If it is inappropriate, it will give people a backfire.
Zhang Shan is different. This guy has a standard Beijing puppet face, and he looks like the kind of person who bullies the weak and is afraid of the strong!
If you arrange some unlucky scenes for him, the audience will not only not be disgusted, but will also feel happy!
Bai Xiaofei contacted him the first one, and he also liked his face!
The beginning of "The Nursing Home" will give people a satirizing the people who repeatedly show love to the nursing home as soon as the anniversary comes. As a result, they left the stage and then they were gone...
Just when the audience was a little confused, Bai Xiaofei turned his head and looked at Xiaojiu: "Old Chen, change the music!"
The BGM of "Super Stars in Troubled Times" sounded...
How do you evaluate this song?
Hot blood, ignited!
It feels like a gangster movie. This song itself is the background music for the protagonists of "Young and Dangerous" when they appear, so it is absolutely appropriate to put it here!
The audience in the audience applauded enthusiastically with the drum beats...
Backstage, always paying attention to the mohua group on the stage obviously heard BGM...
"…Is this what Bai Xiaofei did himself?"
"Yes, he also wrote the last issue of "Who Lovesickness Grants"..."
"What a versatile!"
...
After taking the cigarette handed over by Xiaojiu, Bai Xiaofei held it in his mouth, and Zhang Shan, who was sitting opposite him, also performed the same thing.
Give people a feeling like a big brother!
Bai Xiaofei looked around the audience and then reached out and said, "Stop!"
The music ended abruptly!
In order not to be eliminated, Bai Xiaofei has made a complete effort. He has taken care of the BGM in the soundtrack from the beginning "Sunset Red" to "Superstars in Troubled Times" to the final "Victory".
"Old Zhang, those volunteers are here just now. I don't have the nerve to ask you, what's the point of asking me this time?"
Zhang Shan acted and spit out a smoke ring: "I'm not expensive, I just want to come and take a look at you. After all, take a look at you, just look at you less!"
Bai Xiaofei smiled disdainfully: "...Haha, my body is very good!" Then he leaned forward: "But I heard that your body is almost gone, your heart is beating too fast?"
"Oh, thank you for your blessing. Now, not only do you jump slowly, but sometimes you can stop secretly!" When saying this line, Zhang Shan specially raised his eyebrows at the audience in the audience.
The audience burst into laughter...
In fact, the funny point of this sentence is not very advanced. The reason why the audience laughs is mainly because Zhang Shan’s expression when he speaks the poem is worthy of beating.
The same thing is true. A joke must be funny only if the right person says it!
"Where are you, I heard that you have developed stones on your kidneys recently? This thing is not good... are you going to wait?"
"…waiting?" Bai Xiaofei first looked at Zhang Shan in confusion, then seemed to understand, and hehe: "For your blessing, not only do you need to wait now, but sometimes, that thing comes uninvited!"
This is time to give the audience a reaction.
Some viewers can directly understand this "waiting" meme, while others do not think in any direction. If you emphasize it, the laughs will come out.
Sure enough, the audience was very happy.
Afterwards, Zhang Shan talked about his purpose: "The provincial capital will hold a comedy competition recently. Have you heard of this?"
“What comedy contest?”
"Called "The Old Man of Comedy"..."
This is obviously a joke about "Comedian", and the purpose is to make a fuss later. Fuss is a crosstalk term, which refers to actors using partners, peers or others to find jokes in jokes.
Bai Xiaofei nodded: "I have heard of this show, it's quite popular. By the way, do you know who participates?"
Zhang Shan counted on his fingers: "There are old Northeast, old Mahua, by the way, and Lao Qiao!"
Bai Xiaofei frowned: "…Where is Xiu Laorui?"
Zhang Shan sighed and said, "...Hey! You said this person, alas!"
“?(^?^●)”
Bai Xiaofei showed a faint expression on his face: "I just said that he pretended to be his age and insisted on saying that he was a post-90s generation, and we are a post-90s generation!"
“…No, I mean he immigrated…”
Bai Xiaofei was furious and said, "Old Zhang, can you stop breathing when you speak?"
"What's wrong?"
"I just wanted to laugh!"
The audience burst into laughter.
I like to hear such things!
Otherwise, Yu Qian’s father, Mr. Wang, wouldn’t be so famous!
The stage of "Comedian" is just that good, very much like a small theater. The audience responds well, and the actors will work harder.
Zhang Shan laughed a little and forced himself to say, "What are you laughing at?"
"Where did he immigrate? America?"
This sentence was added by Bai Xiaofei, and he felt that Shanzi had forgotten the words...
"How could I know where he immigrated? Do you care?" Zhang Shan rolled his eyes and said, "Where did I just say it?"
“…I’ve found Lao Bai to act in the show!”
Zhang Shan instantly caught the lyrics: "Yes! Lao Bai, let me tell you, our nursing home has a clear rule that the elderly over seventy will not be allowed to participate in this competition! Anyway, I'm going, I don't know if you dare?
Bai Xiaofei breathed a sigh of relief in his heart: "Old Zhang, as long as you dare, I will dare."
Zhang Shan continued, "Oh, Lao Bai, we are not a child in our sixties or seventies, keep our word."
"Old Zhang, you don't know that I, Bai Xiaofei, I, Bai Xiaofei, have been disobedient since I was a child. I don't let me smoke in the nursing home, and I don't let me drink. What am I afraid of? I'm not afraid of anyone!"
Zhang Shan immediately responded and picked up a glass of wine from the table in front of him: "Oh, don't worry, right? Okay, then we will go on stage together! I'll give you a glass first."
Bai Xiaofei emphasized again: "Lao Zhang, remember that in this nursing home, I, Bai Xiaofei, are not afraid of anyone."
Pick up the cup and drink it all in one go.
The cup was full, and the audience below followed suit.
"drink!"
"drink!"
The actors rely on abuse of their bodies to cater to the audience's funny points. This funny way is itself one of the characteristics of the sketch. The earliest "Eating Noodles" was when Chen Peisi "eats" four bowls of noodles...
However, he performed without real objects. In recent times, Song Xiaobao has carried it forward.
‘Eat horseradish’, ‘drink beer’…
It is said that after the performance of "Eat Horseradish", Song Xiaobao went to the hospital and couldn't bear it...
Sometimes, when the audience is enthusiastic, they will push the actors to a higher level, and they are typically hateful to you!
Bai Xiaofei was a little embarrassed. Drinking is not designed in the plot, but the audience's emotions are coming, and if you don't drink it along, they will disappoint them...
"Drink it, who am I, Bai Xiaofei, ever afraid of!"
The voice of this sentence is very loud, mainly to tell Yang Lan who came on stage later to adapt to the situation...
Bai Xiaofei picked up the cup and drank it all in one go...
Off the audience, the audience really applauded and applauded in an orderly manner...
Chapter completed!