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Chapter 17 Inheritance (1)

In the original time and space, Gao Xiaopan's "Pear Garden" was called a crosstalk drama by him.

Why not say it is a sketch?

Maybe I told everyone that I have not forgotten my roots, and I always remember that I am a crosstalk actor!

But in fact it is still the category of sketches.

The so-called difference between crosstalk dramas and sketches is that... the one who speaks crosstalk acts is a crosstalk drama, otherwise the sketches will be allocated!

Some people say that crosstalk dramas are humorous dramas that are performed using crosstalk skills.

Damn, what is crosstalk skills?

Isn’t this how all comedy in the world do?

The reason for crosstalk dramas is mainly to show the difference from sketches!

The ones that Teacher Feng performed in the Spring Festival Gala are perfect sketches. The reason why he played crosstalk dramas is because there is a review every year on the Spring Festival Gala stage. It is classified as a small category. You can’t beat Lao Zhao even if you die. Crosstalk dramas are divided into crosstalk columns. Teacher Feng always has to compare. For several years, the first in the small category is Zhao, and the first in the crosstalk category is Feng…

The difference between sketches and crosstalk: When two people stand and say crosstalk, they call crosstalk.

Everything else should be considered a sketch!

There is never a difference between high and low in comedy!

As two classic forms that we must think of when we mention "comedy", crosstalk and sketch, what is the difference between them?

View of time and space.

Crosstalk, in terms of program form, is extremely free. You can say whatever you want, just say a few words, as long as you can finally form a complete program.

But the sketch is not the case.

As a derivative of drama training, sketches naturally have the attributes of drama. The view of time and space of sketches is strictly limited by the traditional drama "three laws", that is, the time, place and environment must be consistent. The sketch must be an infinite amplification of a certain fragment in life, and there cannot be discontinuous changes in time and space. Although dramas also have novel expressions such as modern, pioneer, and deconstruction, the sketches still have only one path of realisticism.

Speaking of "Pear Garden", a word that Gao Xiaopan chose this program is unavoidable - sentiment.

In addition to "Pear Garden", his "History of Crosstalk" is also a masterpiece of sentiment.

In fact, whether it is sentiment, satire, or theme, it should not become the natural commanding heights of a work. If a work wants to become a good work, it must first be of basic quality, and the rest are just additional items.

I was selling my feelings from the beginning and gave up on my strength.

This is a later story, so I won't say it for now...

...

Kuaishou is very particular about his skills. Bai Xiaofei doesn’t know much. Fortunately, this book doesn’t require him to show his style. He just needs to be simpler and better understand!

The stage performances were all intangible. Bai Xiaofei walked forward with a quick move two steps, which meant he had entered the door.

After entering the door, the master and apprentice were competing like a competition. You hit me, I hit me. The two of them had four hands to fight up and down, and it was so lively!

Li Tianlin has been following Bai Xiaofei's rhythm, and he has to support him. Fortunately, there is no problem with this rhythm...

After appearing, Li Tianlin loudly read out the excerpts of "Linglong Tower" in a quick-pitched rhythm: "...In an instant, only the stars were scattered, the pit was flat, the ice was melted, the eagle flew, the monk walked, the scriptures were turned off, the lamp was turned off, the nails fell, the bow collapsed - a tongue twister!"

Except for the first "moment", Bai Xiaofei didn't make any noise afterwards, and just stuck out his tongue, as if he couldn't keep up with the rhythm at all. When Li Tianlin said it was complete, Bai Xiaofei then gasped and said, "I'm so blue that my face turned blue!"

Li Tianlin glared at Bai Xiaofei: "You just sing the last sentence?"

Bai Xiaofei was about to speak when suddenly the alarm ring in his hand rang again.

Li Tianlin frowned and said, "Hey...what is this?"

Bai Xiaofei's eyes rolled, then he smiled and said with a quick gesture: "Master, please listen to me, your disciple is going to the bathroom!"

Li Tianlin also said with a quick look: "You will have a lot of peeing on a lazy donkey. Sooner or later, you will be angry to death!"

Bai Xiaofei followed behind with a quick-punishment and said, "I'm so angry-you!"

Li Tianlin immediately glared at his eyes: "You are so brave!" As he said that, he pulled the quick-witted man in Bai Xiaofei's hand, raised his leg and kicked him, kicking him in the butt.

Then, he turned around and returned to the bedside, Bai Xiaofei took two steps forward and smiled embarrassedly at the audience: "Hehe, my master, my legs are raised higher today than yesterday!"

After saying this, Bai Xiaofei lifted the package around his waist again: "Lower--" He only said one word, and the smile on his face froze: "The next one needs to be changed..."

transsexual?

Some viewers immediately became curious!

On the stage, Bai Xiaofei trotted to the last room, cleared his throat, and shouted sweetly, "Oh, Master, are you meddling?"

The lights were bright, Sheng Yiyun wore a dark blue velvet cheongsam, outlining her slim figure, but her face was a little wrinkled and her hair was gray. She sat upright, with a straight face and said lightly: "Sit!"

"Hey!" Bai Xiaofei responded, immediately put aside his thighs and sat down blankly!

Sheng Yiyun immediately frowned and questioned Wu Nong softly: "Why don't you sit down?"

Bai Xiaofei was stunned for a moment, looked down at his sitting posture, and glanced at Sheng Yiyun's sitting method. Then he suddenly realized and smiled bitterly. Bai Xiaofei's legs were put together, his hands were placed on his knees, sitting like a lady's daughter's sitting position!

The audience was stunned for a moment, this...

Not to mention, Bai Xiaofei's face deliberately showed a charming look on his face.

The burden sounded, and the audience immediately burst into laughter!

Although the audience laughed, Sheng Yiyun was still not anxious or slow. He smiled slightly and didn't even look at Bai Xiaofei: "Eat tea and drink snacks."

"Oh, Master Xie, I'm just thirsty!" Bai Xiaofei picked up the tea and wanted to sip, but Sheng Yiyun suddenly shouted sternly: "How did you drink it!"

"Uh..." Bai Xiaofei smiled embarrassedly, showing his charm again, gently twisting the lid of the cup, gently stroking the mouth of the cup, and moaned with a deep charm.

"Haha!" A neat hilarious hilarious came from the audience again.

It seems that the audience is so good!

Bai Xiaofei had some understanding and continued to maintain his gentle side. Then Sheng Yiyun raised his hand and beat the beat, humming a prelude to Suzhou Pingtan: "…Dililili..."

Bai Xiaofei, who was drinking tea, suddenly spit out a mouthful of tea, spraying a mist in front of Sheng Yiyun, but Sheng Yiyun did not dodge at all. She looked like she was falling in front of her and her expression remained unchanged. She still maintained her demeanor, continued to hum, and looked at Bai Xiaofei by the way...

The latter had to stand up and sang in a correct position, "Step on the stone steps..."

Sheng Yiyun said satisfied: "Okay!"

“…Walking in the rainy alley…”

When you sing the second sentence, you will be broken!

In itself, the tune of Suzhou singing is high...

This passage is called "Shiyou Gusu", a very famous excerpt.

One of the classic Suzhou singing songs, Bai Xiaofei is reborn in this time and space, but modern literary and artistic works in recent decades have disappeared, and others are still there, including the previous Chaplin, and of course there are also ancient literary poems!

The excerpts in "Pear Garden" are all classics that best represent the classics in the folk art industry. "Shiking in Gusu" is a famous song played and sung by Suzhou!

It expresses the beautiful scenery of the ancient city of Suzhou and the happy mood of people when visiting.

Bai Xiaofei seemed very intoxicated, completely silent in his own world, and continued to howl: "…the fog moistens the emotions, the rain drips and the idle sorrows, the smoke locks the soul-locking hometown..."

It was completely noise, and it was not as beautiful and calm as Suzhou singing...

"stop…"

Sheng Yiyun was so angry that he covered his chest and reached out to shout!

Not to mention her, even the audience below were embarrassed and cancer was aroused.

Suzhou singing is very popular in the south, and some well-known audiences cursed: "What a fucking thing? I sing better than him!"

Bai Xiaofei turned around, Sheng Yiyun breathed evenly and said slowly: "Give me the quick-acting heart-saving pill for my master..."

"Oh, Master, how many pills do you eat?"

Sheng Yiyun pointed at Bai Xiaofei: "You eat! Eat it all!"

Bai Xiaofei made an awkward expression.

Sheng Yiyun looked desperate, Bai Xiaofei quickly bent down and beat her legs, dragging her long voice and speaking in a coquettish voice: "Master..."

The latter ignored it at all: "I don't know how the ancient song came about, how it didn't exist, I have a premonition-"

At this moment, Bai Xiaofei's wrist sounded again: "That... Master, I...I'll get you medicine..."

After saying that, Bai Xiaofei ran out his legs.

Sheng Yiyun suddenly pointed at Bai Xiaofei and said anxiously: "Why run!"

Bai Xiaofei was stunned for a moment, and reluctantly agreed, "Oh..."

After saying that, he shook his hand away, changed his face to a charming expression, and ran away with jumping and jumping.

The audience burst into laughter!

Just as Bai Xiaofei ran to the middle of the stage, Chen Jili walked up and shouted, "Bai Xiaofei!"
Chapter completed!
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