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Chapter 16 No one knows it doesn't matter

There is a unique trick in opera performance art, which is not available in drama, opera or other performing arts: this is the "appearance" of actors' performances.

Whether it is Sheng, Dan, Jing, or Chou, when you first appear, you have to stand at the "on-the-field entrance" and show off your appearance.

Bai Xiaofei’s appearance method is very particular, and it belongs to the young actor’s appearance method!

Don’t underestimate the appearance. Some actors appear, shining brightly and enchanting, which makes the audience excited and are firmly attracted by him. If the god yearns for it, the following drama will be easy to see.

Some actors came on stage and stopped for a while, inconspicuous and dull. The audience looked at his appearance indifferently, and even felt a little disappointed and a little depressed. The performance below would be a struggle to win the audience.

They are all skillful, so, really, don't underestimate the actors.

The so-called one minute on stage and ten years of hard work off stage is by no means just a talk!

...

Bai Xiaofei picked it up, bent his legs and bowed his eyes with awesome look, and made a murderous attitude: "Did you see my outfit?"

As he spoke, he raised the knife in his hand and touched the tip of the knife slightly, revealing an unfathomable sneer: "Have you seen my equipment?"

"Did you remember a sentence? The moon is dark and the wind is high..."

In the last four words, Bai Xiaofei is the tone of Peking Opera, full of rhythm.

An audience immediately responded to the audience: "Murder Night!"

Bai Xiaofei seemed to be startled, and the injured knife fell directly. He covered his mouth and looked at the audience in the audience in the stands with a little horror. After a while, he was embarrassed: "It's even heavier than my taste?"

The audience was stunned and then laughed loudly, understanding that the scene just now was what Bai Xiaofei did.

But what does he want to play in this outfit?

To be honest, when the audience saw Bai Xiaofei rushing up with a knife, they subconsciously thought that this was a sketch with the elements of martial arts!

But now this is what I do, probably it is not true. Sure enough, after arousing the appetite of the audience, Bai Xiaofei also got to the point and said with a depressed look: "Actually, I am an ordinary volunteer at the Lizhiyuan Nursing Home. Since three old artists came to our nursing home, I am a professional sweeper, and in order to coax them to sleep, I have become an apprentice!"

After a pause, Bai Xiaofei continued to complain: "And these three old artists - no one is incompatible with each other, and no one is convinced! I, a public apprentice, are like a thief!"

After roughly introducing the background of the story, Bai Xiaofei put his hands on his hips and said with a stance of persuasiveness: "Today, I can't bear it anymore, I'll fight with them..."

Gao Xiaopan's original version of "Pear Garden" has many interactions with the audience. Bai Xiaofei wanted to learn it, but no one knew him. How embarrassing would it be if he had said something and no one had a chance to deal with him?

So, he walked straight to the host Wu Bo, pointed at him with a knife: "Go back to your room to sleep, don't have fun!"

Wu Bo cooperated and retreated, looking scared.

The audience immediately became happy.

Walking to the place where the separate stage and the main stage were intersected, Bai Xiaofei held his knife and shouted in a unique Peking Opera recitation: "Master, I'll be here..."

As soon as the words were finished, the sound of gongs and drums sounded, and at the same time, the curtain opened and the stage lights lit up.

It is not the kind of very bright and dazzling close-up of the dance, a bit hazy. In addition, the garden-style courtyard in Jiangnan displayed by the background LED, a bright moon in the air is full of poetic and picturesque beauty, just like an ink painting!

The audience noticed the scene on the stage at this time: there were three small beds, and there was a person sitting on each bed. Except for the first person who turned around, the other two were facing each other, and the lights were dim and they could not see clearly. They could only vaguely tell that the second one was a male, and the third one was slim, and it should be a female.

The first person has turned around and is a man, but the eyebrows are full of charm!

It’s Mei Yanshu!

"…Why are you holding a knife again?"

"master…"

"Didn't you tell me? The singing style we Qingyi wants to practice, dancing swords and guns is a martial arts life!"

Qingyi belongs to the female protagonist. Although Mei Yanshu has not put on makeup, she looks charming in every move!

This thing looks at the face. If you pretend to be charming with a disgusting look, you will feel disgusted, but Mei Yanshu does this as if it is natural.

"Hey, I know how to do it!"

"Sing!"

Bai Xiaofei "…Please the king drink and listen to Yu songs, and relieve your sorrow and dance..."

"Baby, you haven't practiced your skills yet? Why is your voice so thick?"

"No, Master..."

At this moment, two 'drips' sounds on Bai Xiaofei's wrist, and Mei Yanshu looked at him in surprise: "What - the sound?"

Bai Xiaofei hurriedly said, "Master, my time is up!"

"Time is up?"

The camera was given to several groups of comedians who were enjoying the stage performance in the backstage. Guo Ailun explained: "It should be time to go to the second master..."

"This sketch is pretty good."

"right!"

On the stage, Mei Yanshu was stunned and asked, "Can you realize your true form?"

Several viewers in the audience smiled...

It is obvious that the burden has not sounded!

In fact, shaking jokes not only focuses on skills, but also have some external influences. There is no fixed pattern at all. Just like during rehearsals, there are many jokes that will not know whether they will be heard. Sometimes, whether a joke can make the audience happy has a lot to do with who the person they are talking about.

Bai Xiaofei and Mei Yanshu suffer a loss and are not famous!

It is normal for the stage performance, but the performance of the two continued.

When Mei Yanshu asked, Bai Xiaofei paused, then his eyes turned and he hurriedly said, "That... me, my clear air rises, the turbid air falls, my thoughts return to the large intestine, and water enters the bladder..."

Mei Yanshu also walked out of the Peking Opera role at this time and said angrily: "Did you just say you can't finish peeing?"

Bai Xiaofei nodded quickly, then knelt down and said, "That's what it means! Don't be overbearing when your disciple solves his personal hygiene problem!"

"Go quickly-back!"

Bai Xiaofei got up and said, "I'm sure you have orders!"

After shouting, Bai Xiaofei retreated, which was completely the way for Peking Opera to leave. He probably walked out of the room and immediately ran away, panting, and spreading his hands to the audience and said, "Did you see it? It's a life-threatening death, Peking Opera master, tsk tsk!"

After saying this, Bai Xiaofei touched his waist and showed off the quick-pin inserted on his belt.

Sighing: "Next, hurry up! Let's go!"

He walked towards the middle room, took out the quick-paced slap, started to beat him up, and cooperated with him and said loudly: "Master!"

At this time, the person who had been facing away from the audience turned around. In cooperation with Bai Xiaofei's quick-witted behavior, he also made a troll and said, "Come in..."
Chapter completed!
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