026: The whole village eats snakes
The old man curled his lips to describe the shape of two jade plugs, one is cone-shaped, with different thicknesses at both ends, and the other is short-pointed and guinea-shaped.
The cone-shaped one was punched around Condome Lixiang's neck, and the short pointed guinea was placed in her bag.
Mei Lixiang's face was so dark that ink could drip out.
I thought I might have picked up antiques and sold them to make a lot of money, but I didn’t expect it to be so dirty!
Zhou Huirong persuaded her, "You can't take those two things even if they are made of jade."
It’s not uncomfortable to wear something that is stuck on the body.
The old lady curled her lips, "It's not about taking it, it's about stealing it!"
The old man finished the fight, "It's extreme, I don't ask if I take it for myself is to steal!"
Mei Lixiang didn't hear the words of the two ghosts, but Zhou Huirong's words made her feel ashamed.
The more I heard, my face became worse. Finally, I covered my mouth, turned my head and ran to the water room to vomit. I could still hear the sound of vomiting from a distance.
"I'm very curious. Those two things should be buried in the tomb with you, so how did she steal them?"
No matter how you look at it, Mei Lixiang doesn’t seem to have the strength to rob tombs.
The old lady is afraid of Pei Ye, but the logic of ghosts is so confusing.
I can't see where Pei Ye is, and Pei Ye must not see where she is.
What are you afraid of when you only hear the sound?
"A tomb robber stole our tombs, and some of them were buried at the entrance of the robbery cave. As a result, when the kid was about to climb out, a snake in the village fell into it."
Pei Ye: "???"
She deeply felt the generation gap between her and these ghosts, and couldn't understand what they were saying.
I miss her Pei Ye, an outstanding top student who graduated from the highest institution of the Federation, but when she comes here, she is like an illiterate person.
"What does eating snakes in the whole village mean?"
The old man showed a little dissatisfaction, "The new word she learned means a highly venomous snake. In the past, when someone died, he had to invite the whole village to have a funeral, so it was a snake in the whole village. I heard that there was a snake in the bottom of a prison. Nowadays, all snakes are protected animals in the state. If you eat one, you will be arrested and go to jail for dinner."
Pei Ye nodded in a clear way.
"I've increased my knowledge."
In short, this is the story of an unlucky tomb robber stealing the tomb of two old people and being bitten to death by a poisonous snake crawling into the thief's hole.
It happened that heavy rainstorms occurred in those days, and the robbery hole collapsed and buried. The burial of the tomb robbers was washed down by rain.
Mei Lixiang went back to her hometown to get a replacement ID card, and went to the mountain to see the old man, and accidentally picked up two pieces of jade stuffed.
The jade of the two pieces of jade plugs is quite good, and Mei Lixiang doesn't know how to do it and thinks it is a good thing.
She thought this thing was an antique and planned to take it to a big city to see if it was possible to sell it at a high price.
The two old men couldn't bear it after hearing this.
What do you have to sell them?
This is the same as taking off their underwear and panties to exchange for money!
So the two old men followed Mei Lixiang angrily and followed her to the north from the south to T City.
This is also very tenacious and persistent.
After vomiting for most of the day, Mei Lixiang came back with a look of disdain.
She took off the anal plug from her neck, then took out the vaginal plug from her bag, and threw it on Pei Ye's bed like anger.
It looks like I am disgusted and I will disgus you to death.
"Take it! Are you very happy now when I laugh at you?"
Pei Ye was too lazy to argue with her, so he called Zhu Chun'an.
"I want to ask you for help in something, I don't know if you are free."
Zhu Chun'an: "???"
He wanted to help, but it happened that the department had something to do, so Zhu Chun'an could only teach her the way.
If Pei Ye can't handle it, he will help solve it when he comes back.
"Thank you!"
It is impossible for ordinary people to let Yinchao couriers appear, but Zhu Chunan doesn't think Pei Ye is an ordinary person either.
If she is not a Tianshi, she should be an old ghost who has come down from some mountain. It would be no difficulty for her to call a courier in the Yinshi.
Pei Ye didn't know this level, she thought anyone could learn it.
Looking at the hand gesture picture sent by Zhu Chun'an, he made the same gesture and stood in front of his chest, and recited a spell.
"...Driving for me, I must not stop! I am as anxious as the laws and orders of the Emperor Fengdu in the Northern Yin Xuantian!"
This is a spell to summon the Emperor of the Northern Yin Xuantian Fengdu to control all ghosts. Depending on the strength of the spell caster, the strength and status of the various departments summoned are also different.
Just after finishing my recitation, everyone held their breath and waited for the evildoer to appear.
As a result, one second, two seconds, three seconds... nothing.
Zhou Huirong thought Pei Yezhao had failed and wanted to win over her respect, trying to relieve the awkward silence. She asked, "Who is the Emperor of Fengdu in Beiyin Xuantian? I remember the Taoist zombie movies I have watched before, and they read the urgent orders of the Taishang Laojun or the Taishang Laojun urgent orders."
Pei Ye couldn't answer this question either.
She just recited it according to the spell given by Zhu Chun'an, and the ghost knew which ghost was the Emperor of Fengdu in the Northern Yin Xuantian.
Not to mention, ghosts do know.
"The master of Fengdu City in Luofeng Mountain, governs the Netherworld and governs the head of ghosts and gods who kill evil spirits. There are four heavenly emperors and Jade Emperors in the sky, and there are four ghost emperors and Fengdu Emperors in the Netherworld. I heard some older ghosts say that Fengdu Emperor or Zhongtian North Pole Ziwei Emperor in the Netherworld. I don't know if you really don't know, after all, the gods in the Chinese land like to play schizophrenia, and their transformations are full of original appearances." The old man stumbled his tongue, "The little girl is reciting the spell of summoning the Emperor of Fengdu to control all ghosts?"
The old lady said nervously, "Old man, if you really want a ghost messenger, will you take us to reincarnate?"
The old man curled his lips, "The population of Fengdu exploded, and the housing prices are so high that ghosts complain. You have to queue up to reincarnate and have to limit the lottery. How can you reincarnate so easily?"
The biggest possibility is that even if the fool is coming, they will not even be able to birds.
I heard that some niggers from Fengdu have been reincarnated for more than ten years and will apply to return to their cemetery.
However, there are so many living people in the world now, and commercial housing is built everywhere, and many unlucky people have been searched by living people.
The old lady has a bad memory during her lifetime and will forget something from time to time after her death, such as reincarnation.
Pei Ye frowned, not knowing which word he pronounced wrongly, so he planned to read it again and try it.
Before he could speak, Lei Yating, who was beside him, suddenly yelled.
It turned out that a circle of vortexes appeared on the ground, with the strong yin energy, and even a half-baked person like her could see clearly.
A thick cloud of yin energy floated out of the vortex and condensed into a man in black clothes.
The man's face was too white, but his eyes were not as white as other ghosts, but his eyes were also silent, and his arms were wrapped around the soul-locking chain.
"Who calls me? What's the matter?"
"It's me, I want to ask you to help me and give these two things to the two old men next to me."
The man's eyes slid in his eye sockets, his eyes fell in Pei Ye and the direction she pointed, and his expression was cracking for a moment.
The man in black clothes, who was originally holding a master posture, couldn't hold back his expression.
Chapter completed!