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025: Nine orifices jade (ten thousand

The old man took out his pipe and took a few sips, and said with a smile, "The girl is so expensive nowadays. I really want to make ghosts. The old woman introduces her to a handsome guy."

The old woman also said, "I look pretty, so many young men are thinking about it."

Pei Ye found it interesting to hear it and asked them.

"Is it difficult to find a person in the underworld?"

"Hey, a bunch of people can't find a partner. Last time I became a matchmaker, a girl in her sixties wanted to find a man, but as soon as she went out for a marriage, there were more than 600 bachelors waiting in line."

The old lady subconsciously answered the question, and when she found out who she was talking to, her eyes fell to the ground and rolled twice.

The old man squatted to help her pick it up and muttered.

"Look at you, an old woman who is one or two hundred years old, she is still so shocked when encountering things, and her eyes are falling off again."

Pei Ye: “…”

Mei Lixiang was having an argument with Zhou Huirong, the former pushed the latter, and the latter staggered and retreated.

Pei Ye raised his hand and held it.

Zhou Huirong's face was slightly relaxed, "Thank you."

Pei Ye looked down at the old man who was still groping, and the two eyes on Zhou Huirong's heels.

She said lightly, "No thanks, I'm afraid you will step on the old lady's eyes."

When Zhou Huirong heard this, her face turned pale.

The old man finally touched the pair of eyes and skillfully pushed them back to the old lady's eyes.

The old lady touched her eyes and complained, "I put it in a wrong way."

The old man put his finger into her eyes and helped her to help her.

Pei Ye who watched all this: "..."

Even though she has seen countless scenes that are ten thousand times more bloody than this in her life, she can't stand such warm but bloody and cunning scenes.

She said to Zhou Huirong, "I envy you for not seeing it."

Zhou Huirong said, "It's scary?"

"Not that, it's quite warm, it's... different from the warm style that ordinary people understand."

Zhou Huirong couldn't imagine it, but just thinking about the identity of "ghost", she couldn't help but have weak legs.

Mei Lixiang was really annoyed.

The serious conversation between Pei Ye and Zhou Huirong made her feel creepy.

It was clearly daytime, but she felt particularly cold in her body, and she could smell something stinking on her nose, and her right wrist was still a little painful.

"Are you crazy?"

Mei Lixiang looked a little hysterical, and looked at the two of them as if they were looking at some virus.

But what made her even more desperate and fearful was that not only Zhou Huirong, but other roommates, including Lei Yating, also looked like she wanted to speak but stopped.

After a while, the cold became even more obvious.

"Don't scare me-"

Lei Yating looked at the two faint black shadows not far away and said with an ugly face, "It's true, please return the things to others."

If it is a demon who harms people, she will protect herself with Hong Ling without saying a word.

This time it was different. Mei Lixiang made a mistake and stole other people's things in front of her. No matter how she protects her short-term, she cannot indulge her roommate in making mistakes.

"Lixiang, it's wrong to steal things."

"I didn't steal anything!"

Mei Lixiang was afraid and angry, and raised her hand to push Lei Yating away. The wind blew under her feet, and she couldn't help but have an urgent impulse to escape from this strange dormitory.

The old lady said, "The little girl nowadays is full of lies and dishonest."

The old man said, "The son is not the fault of his father. Let's settle the score with her father. Ask him how he taught his daughter. He taught him a thief."

Pei Ye reposted the two ghosts and successfully stopped Mei Lixiang.

"If you leave the dormitory gate, the two old men will go to settle the score with your parents."

Mei Lixiang was so scared that her heart beat like a drum, and she breathed rapidly, "Xiaohong, you are sick, do you think you can scare me?"

Pei Ye turned around and asked the two old men.

"Where did she steal your stuff? What does that thing look like?"

Everyone in the dormitory had ears. Even though they couldn't hear the sound of ghosts, they still subconsciously did so.

The old lady suddenly showed a cramped look and hesitated and embarrassed to say.

The old man said, "How old is the ghost, and I'm still ashamed of this?"

The old lady said with a treacherous face, "You are not ashamed of you!"

The old man said, "Just say it!"

The old couple quarreled with each other, and the old man said to Pei Ye, "The little girl stole two of her jade plugs... Do you know the Jiujiao Jade?"

Pei Ye: "???"

Zhou Huirong asked, “What did they say?”

Pei Ye said inexplicably, "The old man said that Mei Lixiang stole two of the nine-mouth jades... But then again, what is the nine-mouth jade?"

Several poor students looked at each other.

They all went to junior college subjects only because of poor grades in the college entrance examination. Zhou Huirong took the third-tier exam, but because the tuition fee for the third-tier exam was too expensive, she also chose a junior college.

Mei Lixiang sneered, "What Nine-Octopus Jade, I'm a fool!"

Pei Ye raised his hand and made a pause gesture, "I'll find a foreign aid, he should know what Jiujiao Jade is."

The old man next to him opened his gloomy eyes and looked at the old lady silently, and an awkward atmosphere filled everyone.

After a while, Pei Ye looked at the message sent by Zhu Chun'an for a long time and his expression was indescribable solemn.

She asked the old man, "Where are the two pieces of jade I stole?"

The old man held it in for a long time, and the meaning is authentic, "Shuimen and Drought Road."

As soon as he finished speaking, the old lady threw the foot binding cloth into him in shame.

"Nine-Original Jade, that is, jade artifacts stuffed in nine parts, two eye plugs, two nose plugs, two ear plugs, and one mouth plug..." Pei Ye paused for a moment, and continued to say under the strange expressions of everyone, "One yin plug, one anal plug. The nine-Original Jade parts lost by the two old men... are exactly the last two, so..."

The ancients believed that using jade to collect corpses can prevent the corpse from rotting, so they used jade to fill the nine orifices.

"The Puzi" also says that "Gold and jade are in the nine orifices, and the dead will be immortal."

Of course, this regulation is not something that everyone can use. Judging from the two old men’s outfits, they are probably rich, powerful and decent people in their lifetime.

When the times are in chaos, I secretly used jade, but I never thought I would be stolen.

The old lady looked desperate.

The old man said, "That girl kissed them privately. Isn't this making us both uneasy when we die?"

I was decent all my life before I was alive, but I was treated like this after I died, ε=(′ο`*))) Alas

Ghosts are difficult.

Pei Ye: "???"

Bai Xiaoxiao opened her eyes wide in shock, "The penis plug is plugged in anal plug... Are they plugged in those two places?"

Pei Ye's expression was heavy and his head was focused.

At this time, Zhu Chun'an sent her another message to popularize science.

Although there are rumors that Jiujiu Yu protects the immortal body, it is actually to prevent dirt from flowing out of the body...such as anal plug.

When the person is cold, the sphincter is loose, and filth will flow out of the channel.

Using jade plugs to block it is actually to keep the body clean and decent.

For many conservative ghosts, the meaning of this thing is as private items as underwear and underwear, and cannot be easily touched.
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