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Chapter 9 Beimingzi kills the door

"Once upon a time, there was a man and a woman who went out together and it rained heavily. She could only find a small shop to stay, but the small shop had only one room. So the girl said to the boy, "If you dare to touch me tonight, you are a beast." As a result, men maintained a gentleman's demeanor all night. The next morning, the girl woke up and slapped the boy, saying, "Beasts are worse than beasts."

Li Haimo sat under the big tree and told some dirty jokes to a group of disciples of the Human Sect.

"Why do girls say that men are worse than beasts, and even slapped him? I think men are not wrong, they are humble and polite, and have a gentlemanly demeanor." A female disciple asked in confusion. Then she attracted a group of male disciples to laugh and special eyes. A companion said a few words in her ear, and the female disciple blushed. "Vague!" As she said that, she ran away, which attracted another burst of laughter.

"Uncle Master, you haven't even come down the mountain. How could you know so many things?" asked a disciple.

"I haven't gone down the mountain, but it doesn't mean that your master hasn't gone down. These are all said when they are drunk. As for who it is, I won't say." Li Haimo smiled.

"Wuchenzi, come with me!" Bai Yunzi's voice came from Li Haimo's ear. The entire Sect knew that Bai Yunzi had the worst alcohol content, the amount of a glass, so this joke naturally moved in.

"Hmm? Did I feel sick? Why do I seem to hear Senior Brother Bai Yunzi call me, I'll leave first?" Li Haimo pinched the magic trick, and the light and the dust turned into a ray of light and disappeared in place. No matter where he ran, he couldn't stay in place anyway.

"It's so dangerous, I almost got caught!" Li Haimo patted his chest and looked around. Fortunately, there was no one around, but where was this place. I took a closer look and didn't know him.

A peach tree, a hot spring, a set of green and white Taoist robes, and a unique style of snow. Uh, I guess where it is, Xiaomeng's yard.

"Senior Brother Wu Chenzi has gone to the wrong place again?" Xiao Meng turned around and looked at him. The entire Taoist sect knew about Wu Chenzi's elusive and light-shaking Chen everywhere. Because once, he floated to Tangchi of his female disciple at night and was caught and taken back to the Renzong. From then on, he became completely famous in the second sect.

Of course, the most outrageous thing is that they once appeared in Xiaomeng's quilt, but one of them dared not say it, and the other was that they were cold and did not communicate with others.

"Ahem, no, I'm here to see Xiaomeng's junior sister." Li Haimo said awkwardly, but it wasn't right. He was taking a shower and he ran over to him, so he was just a voyeur.

"I came to see me for a bath?" Xiaomeng was also stunned. Although she had never gotten an answer to why men and women were different, this senior brother had been coming out in various ways during this period, making her feel that it seemed that looking at the senior brother was different from other disciples and masters. But she couldn't tell the difference. She just felt that she would be a little confused about being with him.

"Okay, I made a mistake with Guangchen." Compared to the latter, it is better to admit the former.

"Actually, you should really go to Xiaoshengxian Village to see it, otherwise your talent will be wasted." Xiaomeng said. She, who never cared about others, would actually say this. Xiaomeng herself was surprised.

"Let's talk about it, I can't bear to part with you, Junior Sister Xiaomeng." Li Haimo was timid in his heart, but how could the girl tell me that I was afraid of being beaten down the mountain?

Xiaomeng was stunned and her face turned red. Li Haimo was stunned for a moment. It was said that girls were the most fairy-like when they came out of the water, and coupled with this intoxicating glow, they fell into trouble.

"I heard from Senior Brother Chi Songzi that you were carrying me to Taiyi Mountain back then, so are you my brother?" Xiaomeng asked.

"No, I met you on the road, too. At that time, a colorful elk was following you. It sent you to me and left in the air." Li Haimo said leaning against the other side of the big tree.

"Where did senior brother come from?" Xiaomeng asked again.

Li Hai was silent. I came from the earth, but I couldn't go back, but there was nothing worth nostalgic about. When I traveled to this world of Mingyue in Qin, I was also an orphan. I only remember that there were wars everywhere, nine out of ten houses were empty, and then followed an old beggar to ask for food everywhere. In the end, the old beggar's book title was about to go to war. It was better to be a beggar. I gave him the only broken bowl and the fifty dollars given to the army, and then I disappeared. The fifty dollars were quickly robbed by the rascals. So he begged all the way to Taiyi Mountain, thinking about living.

"I am an orphan. I have been begging for food with a beggar grandpa since I was a child. Later, when he went to war, I came to Taiyi Mountain alone and met you. If I hadn't met you, Taoism wouldn't have taken me away." Li Haimo smiled and looked at the girl who was wearing clothes and sitting next to him.

"Why do you need to fight?" the girl asked in confusion, and tied her hair up casually with a hair tie.

"This question is about asking those ruling people. There is no explanation." Li Heimer pulled her hair tie and said, "Do you usually get your hair like this?"

"Yes, otherwise?" Xiaomeng looked at her in confusion.

"Turn around!" Li Haimo changed her body, pulled out Xue Ji, cut off a tree trunk from the peach tree, and then quickly cut out a comb. As for why he was so flexible, he didn't know, and he felt that it should be like this.

"Girls need to learn to dress themselves before boys like them." Li Hairun gently combed her hair straight, then carefully braided her two small braids, then tied the remaining part on her head, and broke a peach branch to carve it into a step-shaking insert.

"It will look much better." Li Haimo looked at her handicraft in front of her, which was much better than a long ponytail. You should know that her long hair is waist-length, but she just tied it up and didn't combed it open, and it was all in a lump.

Xiaomeng looked at herself in the water, with her snow-white silver hair floating away, and was tied in the middle by the small braids on both sides, so she could not float too much. A white peach blossom step on her head was a little pink, making her look even more beautiful.

"Is it good-looking?" Xiaomeng asked. She didn't know what it means and what it means.

"It looks good." Li Haimo looked at her and nodded seriously. Next time, he should ask his disciples who are out to buy some hairpins and some beautiful clothes to come back.

"Then from now on, you will help me tie my hair every day." Xiaomeng said seriously.

"Uh... OK." Li Haimo wanted to refuse, but looking at this calm and serious look, okay, I can't refuse.

"Don't you?" Xiaomeng asked.

"No, in the world, only husbands can help women comb their hair." Li Haimo said.

"You have said that it is in the world. Why are we practitioners bound by these rules and regulations?" Xiaomeng said seriously.

"So I agreed, right?" Li Haimo knew very well that he would never argue with women. Even though Xiaomeng did not have the concept of men and women, in essence, a woman's nature is unchangeable.

"If you don't come, I'll go find you by myself." Xiaomeng replied with satisfaction.

The next morning, just as Li Haimo woke up, he saw a girl in blue and white clothes sitting in front of her bed, holding her hands, looking at him with her big eyes, and her long scattered hair was almost hanging to the ground.

"Why are you here?" Li Haimo was startled and realized that it was Xiaomeng, so he said angrily.

"It's messy, you said you'd help me tie it every day." Xiaomeng pointed to her hair.

"Then sit down." Li Haimo asked her to turn her back to him, and then gently helped her to combed her hair on her plate.

"Okay, I'll go find the master to practice." Xiaomeng left with a smile.

Sure enough, loving beauty is the nature of every woman. Li Haimo thought of it, then got up silently to wash, ate breakfast, and then went to the library step by step.
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