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Chapter 8 The Beauty under the Moon Comes

"How is it possible? How could he hit me? Do you think everyone is the same as you, and you don't make excuses for hitting people." Li Haimo immediately retorted with anger.

"But Confucianism wants to hit people, and it is an excuse to catch a lot of people, especially Confucian scholars like Mr. Fu Nian. If you hit you directly, you will take action first, and no one will believe it." Xiaoyaozi added.

Li Haimo was autistic again. Well, he had to admit that everyone knows whom to believe in the words of the Confucian master and her, who is an unknown person. Which onion are you worthy of the Confucian master’s slandering you?

In this era, if Li Haimo dares to say this, he will definitely be drowned by all the people in the world.

"Actually, if you really want to run away, no one in the world can catch up with you. Believe me, even if Donghuang Taiyi and Guiguzi take action personally!" Xiaoyaozi said affirmatively.

I believe you, you are so bad. If you hadn't been beaten up by Bei Mingzi in the air and beaten up bloodily, I would have almost believed your nonsense.

"It is impossible to go down the mountain, and it is impossible to go down the mountain in this life!" Li Haimo said with his back to Xiaoyaozi. Who doesn't know your little abacus? Did I still think about going down the mountain and making the reputation of the Taoist sect. Then I carried the only Taoist descendant at that time in the Taoist sect, and spent a while in Xiaoshengxian Village. What was Xiaoshengxian Village, the holy place for scholars all over the world. To spread reputation, officials from all over the country are not as fast as it is.

After becoming famous, the Yin-Yang family is definitely the first to come to me. My Yin-Yang family came from Taoism, but I am not a vassal. I want to prove that it is better than you. How hot is it? Moon God, Dongjun, and Xingjun will definitely come out, either you will be beaten to death or you will be beaten to death. When the Yin-Yang family comes, the other families will not be idle, and they will definitely come to me.

And if you don’t stay on Taiyi Mountain and run out, are you going to test the sword world? Then you can help you and see who is the whetstone. You really think that Feng Huzi’s sword score ranking is the ranking of the sword, and it is also the master of the sword.

"You are not only afraid of Mr. Fu Nian, but also afraid of Dongjun, the Moon God, and the Star Lord. You are afraid of anyone!" Xiaoyaozi mocked.

"When will you get Xue Ji back, and when will you say this to me?" Li Haimo said sarcastically.

Xiaoyaozi was silent. Now he really couldn't beat Chi Songzi's old maggot. What should I do? Good Fang, and Xiaomeng's little girl grew up so fast that she would really surpass herself in another ten years.

"No, I have to think of a solution!" Xiaoyaozi thought secretly. This guy must go down the mountain to solve the problem of Taoist scriptures, otherwise the Renzong will be pressed to the ground and rubbed by a little girl.

There is still a big difference between the Renzong and Tianzong. Because the disciples of the Renzong often walk on the earth, they are also very good at enjoying and have more money, so they are also very luxurious in their clothes. They are all brocade Taoist robes, which are comfortable to wear without harming the body.

He also dug a hot spring and flowed through various places. He was necessary to practice and heal his wounds. So he was also learned by the Tianzong next door. Therefore, Taoism must have been intentional about dividing heavenly beings. Tianzong has always been the strongest, and he has grasped the Taoist heritage. The Renzong is crazy about friction and testing in the world. If something happens, just say it. It was done by the Renzong and has nothing to do with my Taoist Tianzong. Of course, it is also Taoist. My Tianzong cannot sit idly by it, so I asked me to take him back to the mountain for education. Then the Renzong was beaten up by the Tianzong and followed him back to the mountain in shame, and then went down the mountain after the situation was clear.

Lying in the hot spring, if there is another beauty rubbing her back and feeding red wine grapes, it will be even more enjoyable, Li Haimo thought. However, this middle of the night, there is probably a weird beauty who has a thousand miles of skin. Otherwise, there would be no semicolon in this deep mountainous and wild ridge place except ghosts.

"We are different!" Xiaomeng's cold voice sounded again.

Damn... Li Haimo opened his eyes and saw Xiaomeng standing next to Wen Tangchi and looking at him and saying.

"Junior Sister Xiaomeng, you... OK!" Li Haimo covered his chest with both hands and said with some stuttering.

"We are different!" Xiao Meng felt that he was not abnormal, so he immediately thought about it and pointed at his body.

Li Haimo is still confused. What does he mean?

"What's the difference?" Li Haimo asked.

Xiaomeng looked at him, not knowing how to explain it, then took off her Taoist robe, and the snow-white ketone body shone under the moonlight. It was still a full moon today, so she saw it very clearly.

Li Haimo was stunned. He had a keyboard warrior in his previous life. He didn't want money. He didn't even have money to go to the big health care and liberate himself. He changed his left hand to the right hand. He has never seen such a scene.

"This place, here, is different!" Xiaomeng pointed to herself and said seriously with a calm and serious look on her face. Then she thought about it and placed an order in the hot spring and walked to him.

"Isn't that nonsense? How can men and women be the same?" Li Haimo quietly stayed away from her, not to see clearly, but was just not used to having girls so close to her.

"Why is it different? Men and women are not all human beings, why are they different?" Xiaomeng leaned over again.

"Miss, you are causing crimes again, do you know?" Li Haimo hid aside again. And the question you asked was just like asking whether there was a chicken or an egg first. Who knows why men and women are different. No, they are all the same, aren't they hermaphrodite creatures.

"Why do you commit a crime? Someone dares to come to Taoism to arrest you?" Xiaomeng asked in confusion.

I don’t know if anyone comes, but if it really commits a crime, Bei Mingzi will be the first to strip himself of the sky lantern.

"Confucianism says that men and women are not close to each other," Li Haimo said, and then hid on the other side.

"We are Taoism, and the Confucianism can't help us." Xiaomeng said seriously.

Miss, what you said makes sense, but I can't speak out. However, if you lean on it again, you will really not be able to control the death penalty for three years.

"First of all, you have to know that there is chaos in the world, and then the Tao divides into yin and yang. Since Tao divides into yin and yang, life is divided into male and female, and people are divided into male and female." Li Haimo said.

"I know this, one birth, two birth, three birth, and three birth, but what does it have to do with us?" Xiaomeng said inexplicably.

"Of course there is, do you see that Yin and Yang are the same? Is the Sun and the Moon the same?" Li Haimo said, pointing to the Moon.

"The sun and the moon are not in opposition to Yin and Yang." Xiaomeng said seriously, leaning against him again.

"Then do you think the male monkeys on the mountain are the same as the female monkeys?" Li Haimo asked back.

"It's different, so I asked you why it's different." Xiaomeng replied.

"I..." Li Haimo was speechless. This is a question of biology. How can I answer? I am studying Taoism, not biology.

"It seems you don't understand either. I asked the teacher, but the teacher couldn't answer. Let me ask you." Xiaomeng said disappointedly leaning against the edge of the pond.

Love is because your Tianzong doesn’t know how to teach Xiaomeng the difference between men and women. I’m going to blame me and I’m not afraid of me smearing people. Don’t forget that this is the pre-Qin period. You can get married at the age of 13. Not marrying until 16 is considered a crime, and your parents will be taken to Chengdan.

"Wait for me to think about it, I'll tell you after I've thought about it." Li Haimo could only use one word, drag it until Xiaomeng forgot. Finally, he knew why in later animes, Xiaomeng still said that there is no man or woman when Zhang Han saw it, but it was just a matter of human vision. The root of the relationship is that Tianzong cannot teach it at all, so he used those words to fool Xiaomeng.

"Okay, I'll wait for you!" Xiaomeng left, put on the Taoist robe and left quietly as if he was when he came.
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