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Chapter 85 A woman will only affect the speed at which I draw my sword

"Is Taoism poisonous? Why is there no Taoist who has entered the Taoism? It's normal?" Dongjun looked at Heibai Xuanjian who was confronted with snow girls every day, and his heart was already cold. Fortunately, Heibai Xuanjian's target was not himself.

Do you think drinking tea next to you while practicing is already very exciting? Or do you think it is even more resentful to tell someone that there are good foods when they are full?

No, Heibai Xuanjian tells you that these are just the beginning. He will keep telling you that it is useless to practice like this, and it is better to go back and lie down. He will keep telling you how delicious it is. When you can't help it, he will eat it in one bite. And these are still just the beginning. He will guide you to practice sword skills, and then after you finish practicing, you will find that your limbs have their own strengths and weaknesses.

You have the vest line you want, and you also have the clavicle-raising goldfish you want, but there are also Popeye's arms after eating spinach, and his legs are thick and thin. You have no idea whether his advice is true or false. Then you ask him to argue, and he will ask you back.

"Do you have long legs?"

OK, there is, just one.

"Are there any goldfish in the collarbone?"

Well, there are also two extra Kirin arms.

"Is there a vest line?"

It’s really painful, it’s just a tiger’s back and a bear’s waist.

Especially, Dongjun thought that what Heibai Xuanjian said made sense at first, and then practiced with Xue Nu, and then... after a pair of unicorn arms, she knew she had been cheated again.

"Do you know why your master used to use swords. Xiaomeng changed to Taoism after he came?" asked Heibai Xuanjian.

"I don't want to listen!" Xue Nu felt that she could no longer listen to Heibai Xuanjian's bewitching, because she couldn't tell whether what he was saying was true or false.

"Then let me change the question. Do you know why all the first-class swordsmen in the world are single?" asked Heibai Xuanjian.

Dongjun, Li Haimo and others all looked over, and it seemed that the truth was that. Six-fingered Black Hero was single, Fu Nian was single, Yan Lu was single, Jing Ke was single, and Gai Nie Weizhuang were both single.

"Forget it, let me change the question. Do you know why all famous swordsmen disappeared from the world and became unknown after having a partner?" Heibai Xuanjian continued.

"What's the reason?" Snow Girl asked, finally aroused curiosity.

"Because, women will only affect my speed of drawing the sword!" Heibai Xuan Jian Xiexie smiled.

"So I think Long Yang Jun will become the number one swordsman in the world, because he will not be affected by men or women's speed of drawing the sword!" Heibai Xuan Jian praised.

Long Yangjun outside the door happened to send the fish by his way. He was stunned when he heard Heibai Xuanjian's words, and then looked at his hands. Is this really true? I feel that what he said makes sense.

Gongsun Yu, the number one swordsman of the State of Wei, was also the number one swordsman in the world before he got married. He was comparable to the six-fingered black hero. After getting married, he returned to the state of Wei and became a general. He no longer set his sword. He has not yet become the unity of man and nature. However, the six-fingered black hero of the same period entered the unity of man and nature, and became the giant of the Mo family and the number one swordsman in the world.

There is also Yan Ri Lao Ai, one of the eight swords of Yue in Luowang. Before becoming the male favorite of Queen Mother Zhao, he was also the number one swordsman in Qin. Although he is also a master of the unity of man and nature, he was seriously injured by Jing Ke, who was not even a half-step man and heaven.

"So, this is why your master switched to Taoism instead of swordsmanship, because he drew the sword slowly!" Heibai Xuanjian said to the snow girl.

"Is this really the case?" The snow girl looked at Li Haimo.

Li Haimo looked at Heibai Xuan Jian. The boss couldn't afford to offend him, especially now that he had no cultivation at all, and he still had to rely on him to protect him. He could only say unconscience: "There is a certain reason."

Xiaomeng helped Guangxiao's forehead, and Xuenn was helpless. The point is that no one who knows the truth dares to tell the truth. Where did Heibai Xuanjian come from so many routines? Could it be that a chef who can't be a good guard who can kill people?

"Real IQ experience crushing [Tianlai Novel      www.23txt.xyz]! " Li Haimo's silent mourning for the snow girl in his heart. When he met a glass heart like Heibai Xuanjian, he was helpless, cold, and buried.

"So the first-level killer of Luowang Tianzi is actually such a person." Long Yangjun felt that his three views had been subverted. Is the cool and cool style of the killer and swordsman?

"I think it may not be the problem of Heibai Xuanjian, but more of a problem of Taoism." Dongjun has also seen Long Yangjun, but he can't beat her. Now Long Yangjun can beat her with one hand.

"Let yourself fly and liberate your nature!" Long Yangjun said, pointing to the Avenidao Epiphyllum held in Heibai Xuanjian's arms.

The two looked at each other tacitly. It was indeed not that there was a problem with people, but that there was a problem with Taoism. Sure enough, those who practice Taoism sutras were either crazy or stupid. Heibai Xuanjian was just infected by the Epiphyllum of the Great Dao, and became like this. A top killer became the glass heart today.

Then the two had to think of Mo, a Taoist Xinzheng manager, who was a Taoist disciple. After contacting Wu Chenzi, he actually came to a restaurant in Xinzheng City. He killed animals and released various delicacies from time to time. If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, would you believe that this was something that the Taoist outer disciple, Xinzheng City Manager, could do?

Many princes and nobles from the seven kingdoms even traveled thousands of miles to Xinzheng for his diverse hot pot. This made it difficult to find a hot pot restaurant in Xinzheng now. It was just because of the silence that I was a Taoist disciple and could not kill animals. The sin of killing every day was severe, so I only had two hundred tables a day, and the rest of my time was to practice Taoism, practice the "Taishang Cave Xuanling Treasure Sutra to Save Suffering Suffering" to save the dead souls and relieve my sins, and also wash away the sins of all the diners.

The more this happens, the more people come, and they all have to offer silent offerings. This is a Taoist master who blocks sins on themselves and helps them wash away sins. Therefore, even if the farmer Shennongtang has created the same hot pot restaurant, it is still not as good as the silent hot pot restaurant. Moreover, diners only recognize Taoist hot pot restaurants and believe that the killing of hot pot restaurants is too heavy. Only Taoist hot pot restaurants can relieve their sins. Such hot pot can taste peace of mind.

From then on, the capitals of the seven kingdoms also had hot pot restaurants run by Taoist outer disciples. And they were all openly named Taoist disciples, otherwise the diners and goats would not admit it. After all, Taoism is one of the hundreds of schools of thought, and no one dared to act under the Taoist name.

"You Taoists don't care about this?" Dongjun once asked Li Haimo, "Don't Taoists squat in the deep mountains and forests for decades, okay?

Then the answer was that the big one was hidden in the court, the middle was hidden in the city, and the small one was hidden in the wild. They all reached the state of middle was hidden, and we couldn't control it, and the state was not as high as anyone.

So the Yin-Yang family, the Mo family and the State of Qi, became special suppliers of Taoist hot pot restaurants. Whoever allowed the Yin-Yang family to produce some inexplicable and excellent ingredients? The Mo family disciples were all over the world, and most of them were swordsmen and goers. When they had no money, they hunted in the mountains and sent them to the Taoist hot pot restaurants. The price was high and the current ones were all right. As for the State of Qi, they directly monopolized the seafood market, and who made them eat by the sea?

Therefore, Taoist Hotpot City began to discover from the capital of the seven kingdoms to the county town, but unfortunately, there were not so many Taoist disciples coming out to preside over it. After all, not all Taoist disciples have reached the Zhongyin realm, and most of the disciples still live in the deep mountains and forests to practice Taoism.

Therefore, the farmer Shennong Hall also had the opportunity to get a share of the pie. It opened a hot pot city in the county town and gave the capital market completely to Taoism.

As a result, Taoism also charged a franchise fee, meaning that your hot pot city is very sinful and occasionally I need my Taoist master to purify it, so do you have to pay this sin purification fee?

At first, the farmer thought that if I didn't give you, what would happen if I could do to me? As a result, the Taoist capital hot pot city directly posted a message saying that the sins of a certain hot pot city were too serious, and diners who went there were easily sins, which affected their health and brought disaster to themselves and their families.

The farmer sneered at this, saying yes, do you think diners really care about these things? As long as they are delicious, they are afraid that no one will come? But people are complicated. Diners who go to the farm hotpot city to eat, as long as they encounter things wrong or get sick after returning, they will think of the sins caused by going to the farm hotpot city to eat. So it spread in the circle, and no one dares to go to the farm hotpot city again.

In the end, the farmer had to grit his teeth and pay a high purification fee to the Taoist. Then, on the 15th day of the month, Taoist disciples would go to the farmer's hot pot city to open an altar and sing the "Taishang Cave Xuanling Treasure Sutra to Salvation" to purify sins. So the diners happily went to the farmer's hot pot city Taotie.

"Confucianism says that gentlemen have six arts, rituals, music, shooting, and writing, but Taoist disciples seem to know everything!" Dongjun said with emotion.

Well, except for rituals, Taoism basically does not talk about this thing, and thinks it is too formal and affects its physical and mental development. Then, astronomy, geography, fortune telling, and medical craftsmen, Taoism is almost omnipotent.

Astronomy, the Tianjian of all countries are almost all their Taoist disciples. Geography, hydrological surveys, and yin and feng shui are their old professions. Fortune-telling, seeking bad luck and asking for good fortune are also their old professions. Learn about medicine and Qihuang Pharmacy. You can tell all the craftsmen and look at the Gongshu family. Lu Ban all comes from Taoism, and the "Lu Ban Book" is also one of the classics of Taoism in later generations.

As a result, Taoism now tells the world that we can do business. And business is so smart that the Ku Ding family has already cried in the cottage. Special suppliers and graded agents, such cross-age things have also been created by Taoist disciples. Brand effects, hunger marketing, and high-end routes have also been explored. The key is that after you have enough, you still don’t forget to help others. Yin and Yang families, Mo families, farmers, and Qi are the best recipients to be helped, or even those who can’t be driven away.
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