Chapter 84 Do You Think This Is the End? No, This Is Just the Beginning
"Don't you think Heibai Xuanjian has been a little too attentive to you recently?" Dongjun thought he would still remind the snow girl in the evening. In the future, he would still hope to get along with her when he returned to Taiyi Mountain in Taoism.
"It seems a bit." The snow girl also felt something was wrong, but she couldn't think of it.
"You haven't thought about why?" Dong Jun was speechless. You are not stupid either. You can tell me that you don't know how to ask clearly.
"He won't fall in love with me anymore, it's impossible. He is all about resurrecting himself now." The snow girl shook her head and denied her guess.
"Don't you think you've become fat lately? And your master basically doesn't want to see you anymore." Dongjun said.
"Is there any?" Xue Nv still didn't know it, but she just felt that she had become much lazy recently. She would never stand if she could lie down. She used to play chess, but now she is lying down. This is also what Hei Bai Xuanjian taught her. Lying down can make her feel better, have a more thorough understanding of all things, and is more in line with the Taoist state of inaction.
"Did he still tell you the sword technique side, and then he has to think about his shortcomings, when did he discover it, and when would he practice it?" Dongjun had seen Heibai Xuan Jian pointing at the Snow Girl's sword technique. He heard it very reasonably at the time. Now it seems that he was completely afraid that the fat that the snow girl had grown was digested, so he gave her a reason not to practice sword exercise.
"Yes, and I asked my master, and he also said that Heibai Xuanjian is a master of swordsmanship, and what he said makes sense." Xue Nu nodded and replied.
Dongjun held his forehead and sighed. If Wu Chenzi knew that this was just a fallacy that Hei Bai Xuanjian had come up with to prevent Xue Nu from practicing swordsmanship, he would not know what he would think. And Wu Chenzi thought in his consciousness that Xue Nu had encountered a bottleneck in practicing swordsmanship, he would do what Hei Bai Xuanjian said.
"You are no longer saved!" Dongjun sighed. The master of the unity of man and nature is really a set of tricks on people. He is probably the Qingliu among them, or he is a fake unity of man and nature.
"You said, why did Heibai Xuanjian treat me so well?" Xue Nu thought for a while and asked, always feeling that he was short-speaking and soft-handed. Heibai Xuanjian had something to do and wanted to help him but was embarrassed to speak.
"I know, but I don't want to tell you." Dongjun no longer had the idea of saving her.
If Snow Girl is also single, wouldn’t she watch them show their love every day? There is still a difference between eating a handful of dog food and eating two handfuls. She is not at the age of being immunized when she has experienced it.
"Good sister, just tell me. At worst, I can ask Heibai Xuanjian to make something you like tomorrow!" Xue Nu begged.
Dongjun originally wanted to tease her, but when she heard the words behind her, she directly expressed her gratitude. She didn't want to destroy Heibai Xuanjian's plan. Otherwise, the food was too lethal. If Heibai Xuanjian was hated, one pig would be raised and two pigs would be raised, then she would also be raised in captivity.
"Heibai Xuanjian, do you need anything to help me? Even if you say that I will definitely help you!"
The next morning, the snow girl secretly came to ask Heibai Xuanjian.
Heibai Xuanjian looked at her, yes, he gained a little more weight, which is not bad. But what does this mean? What can she do if she can't solve the problem she can't solve.
"I'm embarrassed to eat yours all the time, so if you need my help, just say it, I won't tell your master and the others." The snow girl said in a low voice, afraid that Hei Bai Xuan Jian would have any hidden secrets.
Heibai Xuanjian understood that Xuenu felt that she was too attentive. But so what? No one could offend me, Heibai Xuanjian, who was still alive. If so, I would make him worse than death and let him die in endless happiness!
"There is one thing. I heard that you are very familiar with Long Yangjun?" Heibai Xuanjian said after pondering for a moment.
"You said Sister Long, I'm very familiar with her." Xue Nu was happy. It turned out that she really wanted something, that's good. The most fear is that she had nothing to ask for.
Sister Long? Heibai Xuan Jian silently drew her a death red cross, the number one swordsman of the Wei Kingdom, the elder of the Ministry of Water and Earth of the Yin-Yang Family, and the part-time wife of the Xiangjun, was named Xiang by you. If you don’t die, you will feel that the world has too much favor for you.
"I heard that he has a delicious food called phignon fish in his hand, which is extremely rare. You know, I am a chef, so I must be a salivating for this kind of ingredients, so you know." Heibai Xuanjian said, thinking to himself, "Didn't you say I am a chef? Then I will be a real chef for you to see if you don't eat enough, I will not be a chef who is united by nature."
"Understand! I asked Sister Long to send a few. Xinzheng is not far from Daliang!" Xue Nu said happily. It turned out that this is the matter. It was easy to handle, and there was also delicious food to taste.
Dongjun also saw this scene. Looking at the snow girl who ran away happily, she looked at Heibai Xuanjian again. It turns out that the boss couldn't afford to offend him.
"Did you remind her?" Heibai Xuanjian asked suddenly.
Dongjun's body trembled and he immediately shook his head desperately. He must not be jealous of the boss, otherwise he would really have to walk on the snow girl's path. What is more difficult than the snow girl's path is that he knows that he is walking on her path but cannot refuse.
"I don't mind giving you a meal too!" Heibai Xuanjian said again.
"No, really, no, I didn't tell her, I would never tell her, I promise!" Dong Jun shook his head for three consecutive times. Why did he run out to join in the fun? Isn't it good to stay away?
"I heard that there is a special kind of bamboo called "Tear-spotted Bamboo" and also called Xiangfei Bamboo. Its bamboo shoots are very delicious." Heibai Xuanjian said again.
"I'll ask someone to send you it right away, as much as you want! All the fresh dried ones are ready!" Dongjun said immediately.
"I haven't finished talking yet, don't worry, I'll get ten kilograms each. I heard that there is a white and fat bamboo insect among this kind of bamboo shoots, and I can get a few kilograms of special deliciousness." Heibai Xuanjian continued.
"Yes, there will be no less!" Dongjun replied hurriedly.
Heibai Xuanjian thought about it and found that bamboo shoots cannot grow meat, so bamboo worms are easy, and by the way, there are bamboo rats!
"I wonder how the bamboo rats raised by Xiangfei bamboo are like?" Heibai Xuanjian murmured in a low voice.
"Yes, and it can be particularly fattened!" Dongjun sold the snow girl directly. Taoist said that the Taoist fellow Taoist would not die.
"Then let's get a few more!" Heibai Xuanjian nodded with satisfaction. If you can't raise your weight, I won't call Heibai Xuanjian anymore.
Longyangjun's phimosis was delivered soon, and it was indeed delicious, so Snow Girl ate a lot and asked Longyangjun to send a few more.
Li Haimo and others knew that this was the evil taste of Heibai Xuanjian, but they didn't dare to say much. Just look at the snow girl's fate, and her original melon-shaped face had turned into a disc, and her two chins had come out.
Dongjun's Xiangfei Bamboo Set Meal was also delivered, but the three people who knew Heibai Xuanjian's intentions all tried it out casually, for fear that they would become addicted too.
"Snow Girl, let's take you to have something delicious!" Heibai Xuan Jian secretly called out the snow girl in the evening.
When the snow girl heard it was delicious, she followed her out, and then looked at the roasted bamboo rat made by Heibai Xuanjian for her, and another gourmet meal. You should know that eating at night is the easiest thing to gain weight.
"Do you know that your Dream Butterfly Escape and Taoist Heguang Tongchen are not as good as your masters and the others?" Heibai Xuanjian began to attack the fattening routine other than food.
"Why?" Xue Nu was also confused. Could it be that it was not because Master and the others are united by nature?
"Because you started late and used less, I heard that your master used the same light and dust when he was in Taiyi Mountain. Even if it was a one or two steps, it was also used the same light and dust." Heibai Xuanjian said.
"What's the benefit of this?" Xue Nu asked in confusion.
"Of course, why should Taoism have the escape of Dream Butterfly, and why does it still have the escape of the Dream Butterfly, because the escape of Dream Butterfly can make people disappear quietly and escape, and the escape of the Light Tongchen is to move instantly when fighting with people, which makes people unable to guard against it. But if you want to use the Light Tongchen in actual combat, you have to start with walking, and you can try to slowly shorten the distance of ten steps to one and a half steps. This is why your masters and others use the Light Tongchen to travel even if they are one or two steps." Heibai Xuanjian said.
Li Haimo wanted to speak but stopped. Heibai Xuanjian was right, but that was because they were lazy and had the effect of Heibai Xuanjian's words, but they were originally as far as they could be used to start magic, so there was no need to practice like this.
"Master, is this the case?" The snow girl looked at Li Haimo and Xiaomeng.
Heibai Xuanjian also glanced at them, and Li Haimo and Xiaomeng nodded immediately. The chef cannot offend him!
"I heard that the bear paws are very delicious, so I went to chop one back today!" Heibai Xuanjian said during dinner and placed the prepared bear paws in front of the snow girl.
In this way, the snow girl finally became a dangkang under the special fattening of Heibai Xuanjian. She could not even use Pingxu Yufeng, and you can imagine her weight now.
"Do you know what is the most terrifying thing for women?" Heibai Xuanjian, who was finally satisfied with his masterpiece, said to the snow girl.
Li Haimo and others also pricked up their ears and listened.
"Fat?" The snow girl looked at herself, wanting to cry without tears.
"Wrong! Being fat is not scary, what's scary is that you don't have the courage to lose weight!" Heibai Xuanjian said.
Li Haimo and others nodded in agreement, losing weight is the most painful.
"So, from today on, I will urge you to lose weight!" Heibai Xuanjian said!
"Are you a devil?" Li Haimo and others always thought that he was the ultimate goal of raising snow girls, but they found out that fattening is just the beginning and losing weight is the end.
"I..." The snow girl finally realized that Heibai Xuanjian was not good to her at all, and was taking revenge on her.
"What kind of hatred do we have?" The snow girl was in tears.
"Who made me a chef can do whatever I want." Heibai Xuanjian smiled evilly. I said, "If someone offended me, I want him to live a life worse than death. Being fat is just the beginning. Do you think I only have this ability? You are wrong. Losing weight is my trump card.
"Are you still human?" The snow girl finally knew when she offended Heibai Xuanjian, but it has been several months since she brought Yan Lingji back. As for being so petty?
"I don't know if I am a human being. Ask your master to see if he knows it!" Heibai Xuanjian said with a smile. It's really hard to confirm whether I am a human being now. It's not as real as a human being.
"So, starting from today, every day when the chicken calls you, you have to get up to practice swords. You can only sleep in the middle of the moon. I can't prepare your meals, and you don't think about stealing food. I got a single side of the fasting pill from your master. One pill a day, and you won't feel hungry." Heibai Xuanjian said.
What is the most annoying person in the world? The first is spoiler, the total experience of feeling is damaged. The second is arrogant, completely ignore the feelings of others. The third is ridiculous, the infinite challenge to your bottom line.
The snow girl personally experienced the second and third type.
"Is the snow girl tired? Stop when you are tired. Anyway, your master doesn't like you anymore!" When the snow girl was practicing swordsmanship, Heibai Xuanjian sat under the tree and drank tea and said leisurely.
This is just the beginning! What is the most terrifying thing when a person is overeating?
"Is Snow Girl full?" Heibai Xuanjian asked.
The snow girl nodded. Although it was just a fasting pill, she was still very supportive.
"Then let's have a meal!" Heibai Xuanjian made a magic trick to put on the table of delicious dishes, steamed sea bass, braised bear's paws, and fried shrimps... It was almost time to get a full meal for the Man Han.
Chapter completed!