Netizens were confused: What does she mean? Did she tell you?

Stop asking, this is a ghost doll! It comes from the human skin doll shop, and it is raised by Master Gu!

Damn it! It's so thrilling!

The clothes in this store are very expensive! Those who can afford them are rich.

The innocent little cutie is shocked, and she is still struggling with money at this time!

...

Gu Ye deliberately threw down such a terrifying topic early in the morning and exploded his fan circle. Not only did the fans discuss enthusiastically for a day, but he actually became fascinated by a wave of fans. It was not until the evening that the topic turned around because someone who bought the lucky charm was really lucky!

One is a good company that has not been interviewed several times and has been interviewed this time!

Another one bought a lottery ticket and was lucky enough to win 2,000 yuan!

One was playing games with European energy. Fei Ke finally stood up with his chest straight and drew six S cards a day! The young lady was excited to kneel down on Gu Ye’s Weibo to get married, so excited that no one could hold it back.

These three were the first to receive. When they mentioned the effect, many people were moved. For a moment, they left countless messages and wanted them.

Gu Ye was lying on the sofa to browse Weibo at night. After seeing the message, he replied: There are only ten pictures every day, and not many are sold. Today I am in a good mood, so let’s do a fortune~

As soon as he talked about fortune-telling, Gu Ye's private message was popped up. An id named "I don't want to be a loli" kept glittering. Gu Ye saw that her name was interesting, so he poked it open.

Gu Ye: Hello, what do you want to be? The future or the money?

Don’t want to be a loli: Little brother, I want to calculate, how long will I be famous?

Gu Ye: Give me a photo of her face.

Soon, the other party sent a photo, which was clearly and without code, and it seemed that it was taken during the live broadcast.

Gu Ye frowned: Your makeup is too thick and you have used a filter. Did you still p-p? I can't tell if you do this.

Soon, the other party sent a photo of the fat aunt with a big round face on the plateau: Little brother, I don’t count myself anymore. Do you think for my aunt, can she become an internet celebrity?

Gu Ye's mouth twitched: The outside light was as bright as white paper, and it would not last a year.

Don't want to be a loli: little brother, what does it mean?

When Gu Ye saw the three words "little brother", he felt chill all over his body: it means that even if he is developed, it will not last more than a year.

Don't want to be a loli: she just makes some money, but it won't harm others.

Gu Ye had already seen that this aunt just didn't want to be the loli himself, and he was speechless: this was already a love that deceived fans and would be punished.

Don’t think that he doesn’t want to be a loli: There is no man in the internet celebrity circle who wears women’s clothing. Do you know the one who is called “I’m so beautiful”? He has not been punished.

Gu Ye really searched and replied when he came back that he didn't want to be a loli: He looks good, his eyebrows are so delicate, isn't it good to have a little beauty in cross-dressing? He didn't say he was a woman, so he wasn't lying.

I didn't want to be a loli because I was hurt by these words. I replied to Gu Ye: You can't calculate correctly! Then I went offline and didn't say I would give you money. Gu Ye was speechless, this person was too unauthorized.

Lingling jumped onto the sofa and sat beside Gu Ye, holding a small bowl in one hand and a toothpick in the other, stuffing a bite of cantaloupe into Gu Ye's mouth. Gu Ye was eating and teaching his children, "Daughter, you have to give money to buy things. It is natural to ask someone to tell fortunes and not pay for money."

Lingling fed Gu Ye again, tilted her head and asked in confusion: "Why?"

Gu Ye smiled and said meaningfully: "You can't owe anything to the hexagram. If you know the secret of heaven but don't give you the corresponding reward, how can God let you go? It's cold, it's cold."

As expected by Gu Ye, on the third day, the aunt came back crying and found Gu Ye: Master Gu, save me!

Gu Ye:???

Don’t want to be a loli: The beauty camera I bought online suddenly broke during live broadcast. My aunt helped me live broadcast. They thought it was me and my fans were gone! What should I do? I want to buy a hundred lucky charms. Can they all come back?

Gu Ye: Auntie, there is nothing to count on, please be blessed by yourself.

At this time, the news on the Internet had already exploded. The name "Don't Want to Be a Loli" became popular. Everyone knows that most Internet celebrity circles are fake beauties, beauty, filters, and magical makeup techniques like changing heads can create countless male gods and goddesses. But if you don't lose your horse, you just think it's a fool. After all, life is so stressful now, you just want to have fun watching live broadcasts. The "real appearance" of "Don't Want to Be a Loli" completely exceeds everyone's bottom line. Even if you have rough skin, dark face, and you have flesh, your face is full of pockmarks? At least you are a sister! You are in your forties or fifties, and you pretend to be a loli and call a little brother every day. Who can withstand it?

The fans of "I Don't Want to Be a Loli" fell like snow. She looked for Gu Ye several times, but Gu Ye didn't reply. "I Don't Want to Be a Loli" could only retire from the circle with a bad reputation. Even the live broadcast platform felt sorry for the fans and ordered her to return the fans' rewards, and her reputation and money were gone.

The Internet was bustling, and even the students in the class were discussing this matter. The students in this class had a family background, and some people really liked "not wanting to be a loli". They gave her rewards. After the accident, they were depressed for a day and a half. Then they stood up bravely, deleted the live broadcast platform app angrily, and went to study and make money.

What this guy means is to open a live broadcast platform yourself so that all the internet celebrities who sign the contract can sign the contract without makeup, and flirt with whoever they like, and never worry about being cheated!

Gu Ye can only say: He is worthy of being a businessman!

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At 10 o'clock in the evening, Yu Ze: Check in on the 86th day.

Gu Ye: Pull the quilt and cover it.jpg

Yu Ze: I heard that there is a rumor. I like you, I want to clarify.

Gu Yexin was so tired that she wrapped her quilt tightly, and she came again!

Yu Ze: This is not a rumor, it is true.

Gu Ye was almost flirted with tears, and replied with a lot of laughter: OK OK OK OK OK! I understand, it's true!

Yu Ze: You haven't collected that 14 cents in the afternoon.

Gu Ye helped out: Sorry, it's too little, clicking on it will not be enough for the traffic fee.

Yu Ze: Transfer 1314

Gu Ye twitched the corners of his mouth and simply sat up: I'll take it away, can you calm down tonight?

Yu Ze: Yes.

After Gu Ye lit the reception, he rang the bell in a crash.

Soon, a dark ghost stood outside the window. Gu Ye crossed his legs and asked in despair: "Brother Ghost General, can you tell me where he has seen so many messy things?"

The ghost general sat silently on the windowsill, not saying anything.

"Okay, I know from your attitude. It seems that I really saw it from somewhere." Gu Yexin was so tired that he replied to Yu Ze: Don't come to me on Sunday, I'll go find you.

Yu Ze:?

Gu Ye: Check what magical things are placed in your home!

Yu Ze: Check the post?

Gu Ye made a voice angrily: "Whatever you say."

Yu Ze asked seriously: "Does the company want to check? I'll say it in advance."

"No, don't say anything! Please shut your mouth, thank you!"

I don’t know why Gu Ye was so excited, Yu Ze was silent for a while, but he replied with a good temper: “Okay.”

The next morning, Gu Ye received another transfer.

Yu Ze: Transfer 520

Gu Ye couldn't help but feel happy when he held his forehead. Rich people really can't afford to offend him! He dared to 520 in the morning at 1314 in the evening!

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School cafeteria.

"Have you heard that the aunt who cooks very deliciously is leaving. It is said that her daughter-in-law is about to give birth. She is going to go back to serve her confinement period, and the second canteen is going to change the chef."

"We must have something delicious to cook! This aunt has a good temper and the meat is delicious. If she leaves, we have to eat grass?"

"The school should have to wait until the new chef comes before letting her leave. I hope the new one is someone who can cook meat dishes."

"Cherish the last few days! Have two braised pork ribs for lunch today!"

Zhao Pengyu heard the gossip of his classmates around him, poked Gu Ye's shoulders, and asked in a low voice: "Do you think about it, what kind of cook will come to after this aunt leaves?"

Gu Ye: "...How can this be counted? The other party hasn't come yet."

Zhao Pengyu continued to poke with a humble hand, "Master Gu, use your superpowers to calculate."

Gu Ye rolled his eyes, "You deserve a little beat."

The aunt who was mentioned by the classmates was chubby and had a festive look. She looked good-tempered. Seeing Gu Ye in a very good mood, she gave him several extra pieces of ribs, "The little top scholar is so thin, is it enough to eat more?"

Gu Ye smiled and said, "Enough, thank you aunt, congratulations, I'm happy to be a little daughter."

The aunt happily added two more pieces to Gu Ye, "Hahaha, the little top scholar is talking, I just hope to have a well-behaved granddaughter."

Zhao Pengyu was beside Gu Ye and said with a smile: "Auntie, he speaks very accurately. He knows how to calculate. He is famous online. There is at least one thousand divination, and celebrities ask him to tell fortunes."

"Really? Oh! Thank you for your good words!" The aunt happily gave Gu Ye a spoonful of pork ribs, which was more than double portions. Gu Ye said embarrassedly: "Auntie, enough, I really can't eat it."

Zhao Pengyu was excited, "I'll eat it, I've eaten it!"

The aunt gave Zhao Pengyu several more pieces with a good temper, "I'll give you a big spoon too!"

Zhao Pengyu followed Gu Ye happily, and his beauty was so beautiful that he was bubbling.

Gu Ye was speechless. Everyone said that his nephew followed his uncle, and Zhao Pengyu did not follow Yu Ze at all. Could it be that other nephews followed him? Gu Ye shook his head when he thought about it. Yu Ze had several nephews. If he followed him, it would definitely be a disaster film during the Yu family's New Year!

"We are going to hold a tug-of-war competition on Sunday, go." Zhao Pengyu began to fool Gu Ye again while having dinner.

Gu Ye asked slowly: "What are you going to do?"

"Come on."

“It’s useless whether I go or not.”
To be continued...