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56. Net red does not want to be a loli(1/3)

"Sadika, you little chubby!" Gu Ye slapped the piece of hello paper on the little ghost's belly with laughter and crying, "You can't write Chinese characters, can you understand what I say?"

The little fat man nodded and said that he could understand.

"Just say it, if you don't understand, you can't follow Tang Jingyi's instructions." Gu Ye sat down and looked straight with the fat man sitting on the table. "You can't leave, you can only stay in China. Do you want to find someone with destiny or follow me?"

The fat man grabbed Gu Ye's clothes in one second and proved with practical actions that he had made a choice.

Gu Ye smiled, "Okay, that's all, but I don't have to eat or work here. You have to find something for yourself and see what you can do?"

The little fat man looked at the Hongdou who was cleaning, then looked at Lingling who helped Gu Ye draw talismans, then looked at the evil spirit who crawled into a little lion's body and tried to rub the floor clean. After thinking about it, he picked up the talisman drawn by Lingling, took it over and held it up with his hands together, and raised it over his head, "Balabala..." I don't know what the ghost child was talking about, but the spirit talisman without any spirit was gradually blessed with good luck. Gu Ye raised his eyebrows in surprise, "This little fat boy is OK."

Gui Mantong showed Gu Ye the talisman to prove that he could really bring wealth and blessings to others and bring good luck to others. He looked at Gu Ye pitifully, probably because he wanted to ask, can he stay?

"Very good!" Gu Ye happily absorbed a little ghost energy on his fingers, and then he touched the big head of the fat baby. "Jin Xiaopang, can you pray for ten lucky talismans every day in the future?"

Jin Xiaopang nodded obediently and raised another talisman, "Balabala..."

Gu Ye poked Lingling, "Daughter, Dad gave you a task and teach him how to speak. Dad really doesn't understand this way."

Tang Jingyi may not need to listen to his expression when raising Jin Xiaopang. As long as he is obedient, Gu Ye cannot raise him like this and cannot communicate. It is too inhumane.

Lingling bulged her cheeks and agreed reluctantly. Gu Ye touched her head and praised her with a smile. Then he went online and posted a Weibo post that he had been missing for a long time: 500 lucky charms, ten a day, and all the money he received was donated to welfare institutions. They lined up in the early morning every day, and only took the top ten. If you want today, you can leave a message in the comment area.

Netizens were speechless: Master Gu, are you serious?

What can a five hundred and one fortune talisman do?

The lucky charm? The one that brings wealth and blessings?

I want to! Sign up!

Damn it! Someone really buys it, but you have money to burn it?

Brother, don’t be stupid. Gu Ye is quite accurate in fortune telling. He has never seen him draw talismans. As the saying goes, he has a specialty in his profession. How awesome can he be?

Gu Ye sent an emoticon pack with his legs crossed: waiting online.jpg

Many fans were cute and said: Forget it, he looks good, he will be accurate if he says it!

I'm about to change jobs, I'm going to take this talisman for an interview. What if I have good luck to you? I want it!

I also want one, produced by Master Gu. I believe it when I see his face!

...

Ten lucky talismans were quickly booked out. Gu Ye selected the top ten messages, and gave a list of them, asking them to send money and leave their addresses, and then told Sister Hongdou: "Please select ten lucky talismans to put them in their purse, and I'll send them tomorrow." After that, he went to bed.

The next morning, a large piece of talisman had already been placed on the table in the study room. The little fat man had returned to his golden body. Lingling was also lying on the bookshelf, maintaining a position and closing his eyes.

Gu Ye was speechless, "They didn't sleep all night last night?"

Hongdou smiled, "They didn't know what to compete last night. One painted all night and the other prayed for blessings all night."

Gu Ye looked at the workload of the table and laughed out loud, "I guess I can't wake up in three days. It's too exhausting. These two silly kids."

When Gu Ye sold the fortune-telling talisman online, it also spread to the school. As soon as Gu Ye arrived in the class, many classmates gathered around him, "Gu Ye, is that talisman real? Give me one!"

Gu Ye smiled slightly, "If you don't sell it in school, our task is to study hard!"

"Where are you selling it, aren't you selling it? Come and give me one, I'll draw a card and get a commission from the Non-Chief!"

"Oh! It's not important to play games! There will be a basketball game after class in the afternoon. Gu Ye, will you go this time?"

Gu Ye refused without hesitation, "I can't go."

Zhao Pengyu rushed over and grabbed Gu Ye's neck, "Go away!"

Gu Ye rolled his eyes in disgust, "Relax your claws!"

"Oh? This watch looks like the same model as my uncle," Zhao Pengyu's attention was hooked away by the things on Gu Ye's wrist, "Pick it off and I'll take a look!"

Gu Ye covered him, "I won't show it!"

"See me!" The two of them were having a fuss, and a classmate came over and asked with a smirk: "Gu Ye, have you seen this scandal? Is this you?"

The news he was holding was the news that Mrs. Gu took for Gu Ye to watch. Although she only took Gu Ye's side face, it can be seen that it was Gu Ye.

The classmate next to him slammed the table with joy, "Hahahaha, this secret photo is sick, how can two men be able to do it?"

Gu Ye smiled slightly, not saying anything.

Another classmate looked at Gu Ye and suddenly said seriously: "Well, although I am a man, I want to marry you too!"

Before Gu Ye could speak, all the classmates next to him beat him, "Get out! Crawl!"

"Get out! You will be strangled to death by girls!"

Gu Ye held his forehead, why was it so noisy?

Zhao Pengyu also shook his head, "It's impossible. His emotional intelligence and expressionless face may be single for the rest of his life. If he takes a step back, he will get rid of singleness and he will find a man, and he will not be able to find someone with such a personality."

Gu Ye raised his eyebrows, "Why?"

Zhao Pengyu looked confident, "When he was unhappy, he spoke to others to death, when you were unhappy, you were poisoned to death, you were both pointed at the wheat marsh, it was a miracle to be friends. Tell me, what did you two do secretly, and you could still be photographed?"

Gu Ye looked serious, "I want to marry your uncle home."

Zhao Pengyu was stunned for a moment, then sneered, "How is it possible? Are you dreaming!"

Xia Xiang sighed, alas, silly child!

After class, Zhao Pengyu realized that something was wrong and felt a little upset. He sent a message to Xia Xiang: Gu Ye wouldn't really fall in love with my uncle, you know that he doesn't care about anything, he is still a handsome dog. You said he was serious or joking just now. Sometimes I can't figure out what he was thinking when he talks.

Xia Xiang: I don’t know.

Zhao Pengyu sent a message to Yu Ze: There was a man who confessed to Gu Ye in public and said he wanted to marry Gu Ye.

Yu Ze: Yes.

Zhao Pengyu felt relieved in an instant and showed it to Xia Xiang: My uncle is very calm. They are fine, they are scared to death. I thought Gu Ye really fell in love with my uncle! Then he must be heartbroken!

Xia Xiang's mouth twitched, and he didn't know what to say. He also said that Gu Ye is a handsome dog. Who can compare with Yu Ze's face? Is it good that Yu has confidence? Besides, if Gu Ye is unfaithful, he will not be able to try your uncle! Zhao Pengyu's rough nerves like steel bars are really unbearable.

However, a few simple conversations also made the students hear that Zhao Pengyu was Yu Ze's nephew. This kind of news was originally regarded as a joke by the classmates. Now they all regard Zhao Pengyu as their target and rushed towards him after class: "You are really Yu Ze's nephew? Oh my God, you are not a few years apart, right?"

"Your uncle is so amazing. Our professionals treat him as an idol and a business genius. Can I ask for an autograph?"

"Please sign! Sign this book, you are going home on New Year's Day? Please!"

Zhao Pengyu looked scared and did not dare to take over. He was very sure that if he asked his uncle to sign the autograph, he would be despised and would be scolded.

Gu Ye and Xia Xiang gave him up and left without any mercy.

———

After school, Gu Ye rode his bicycle home and sent the express delivery first, donated the money to the welfare home, and posted screenshots of donation time online, so Gu Ye didn't make a penny of them.

Netizens are looking forward to it: waiting for the results of use!

After selling for three days, Gu Ye didn't want to go to bed so late in the middle of the night, so he handed over the task to Lingling, "Daughter, do you remember how I taught you how to use a computer? Every night at twelve o'clock, you can send a Weibo to select people."

Lingling nodded obediently, "Please ensure that the task is completed!"

Gu Ye smiled and pinched her little nose, pulled Jin Xiaopang off the back, and turned around to tell Sister Hongdou, "Stay at it, you can teach her if she doesn't know how to do it."

In the middle of the night, Lingling typed with her little fingers. Although the speed was very slow, she still performed the task perfectly. Seeing that her movements were interesting, Hongdou recorded it and sent it to Gu Ye.

Gu Ye only saw it when he was having dinner in the morning, and smiled while looking, "Sister Hongdou, where did you get your cell phone?"

Sister Hongdou smiled gently, "I can use the mobile phones that Lingling made for me, and I can use them in the ghost world."

Gu Ye praised: "If you want this girl to be awesome, let her make you a sedan chair or a few ghost servants. If you are bored, you will go out for a walk."

Hongdou said gently: "Okay."

Gu Ye smiled wickedly and posted this video online: Congratulations to the winners! I'll send it to you in the evening!

Netizen: Ahhhhhhhhh!! Dad was so scared! This doll will move! Will move!

Why does it move? Is it electric? It must be electric, right? It's not that kind, right!

This doll is the one that Gu Ye spent 180,000 yuan to buy! Damn it! It was bought at the human skin doll store!

I have a bad idea and don't know if I should say it?

Please don’t say it! Ahhhhh I was actually tickled by this doll. I was so excited that I couldn’t sleep last night, thinking that my little husband was talking to me!

The sunny doll hanging on her waist is so evil, it is a cloudy doll!

...

There are alternative aestheticians in this wailing sound, hahahaha, so cute~ What a beautiful doll!

It looks so good! I can move, I really want to raise it!

I want the same cloudy doll, where to buy it? Please recommend it!

There are even people who want to do some business with Gu Ye: Master Gu, are you changing your daughter's clothes? We support customization here~

Gu Ye: I want a set of red Hanfu. I want three modern ones. She likes cute ones. Let’s have a set of princess dresses.

The other party: Do you need to change your makeup? Send us your head, we can put on makeup~

When Gu Ye heard this, he took off his daughter's head and sent it to the other party, he felt chill in his heart: No, my daughter is born with beauty!
To be continued...
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