A: "The 139th anniversary of Pavlov's birth."

B: It's still an anniversary.

A: "Whose birth date?"

B: Pavlov.

A: "Who?"

B: Pavlov!

A: "Okay! Just eat him! Haha..."

B: Eat him?!

A: "What is Pavlov's theory? It's conditioned reflex!"

B: Yes?

A: "It's just to use that dog as an experiment and let the dog flow out of that--droop!"

B: It’s conditioned reflex!

A: "Always roast duck! Roast duck! I'm almost drooling!"

B: He also hooked up his greed.

A: "Okay! Write the report like this."

B: How to write it?

A: "Leader——

A: (in unison) "Collection!"

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B: So will I.

A: "In order to respect knowledge and intellectuals, to further promote the in-depth development of popular science activities, and to commemorate the 139th anniversary of the birth of the famous Russian physiologist Pavlov,"

B: How many reasons!

A: "My department decided to hold a grand commemorative event at Quanjude Roast Duck Restaurant to formulate a budget - hey, how much does ten roast duck cost?"

B: How many?

A: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, ten!

B: You four people eat ten roast ducks, can you eat them?

A: "I can't eat it, I'll take my money!"

B: Oh, this is easy to count. Each one costs 35 yuan, ten, and 350 yuan.

A: "Add 40 yuan of wine."

B: Do you drink 40 yuan wine?

A: "Drink some good wine!"

B: 390 yuan.

A: "To formulate a budget, 390 yuan will be the whole."

B: Oh, section chief, why should I pay 390 yuan? Just write 400 yuan to make a bill.

A: "Well, don't waste the country's money, save a little bit."

B: Hey! He can still say it! I said that if the leader reports, can the leader approve this?

A: "Ah! The roast duck that day was very delicious!"

B: That's a criticism. It turns out that you are making a report to me, your superior leader!

A: When you should be fooled by your superiors, you still have to - but you can't fool me!

B: Ah! This little bit of care is here. I said, "You are so stupid to eat and drink with public funds, but no one cares about you?"

A: No one cares about this? I don’t know how to let the superior discipline inspection commission know about this matter. After investigation, we ordered our section chief to conduct an open inspection.

B: That’s a big deal! I see how your section chief explains to everyone!

A: "Comrades! Masters! Dear Masters! Dear comrades! Dear leaders - leader! Colon!"

B: Hi! I’m sick.

A: "Everyone welcomes me to do a check,"

B: It’s not welcome, it’s an order.

A: "It is OK to check, what are leading cadres? If there are any mistakes, they need to check them. Mistakes are always difficult. Some problems are misunderstandings and need to be explained."

B: You explain to everyone, what's wrong with eating roast duck?

A: "That day was the 139th anniversary of Pavlov's birth,"

B: What does this have to do with you?

A: "We didn't drink the first glass of wine,"

B: Didn't drink it?

A: "It's all sprinkled on the ground."

B: What is this for?

A: "To express our grief, we feel sad that the world has lost such a great scientist,"

B: Oh, I still know how to cry!

A: "Many comrades shed during the meal..."

B: What?

A: "Ha Zi."

B: He is so greedy!

A: "This has greatly deepened our understanding of conditioned reflexes! After drinking, the comrades said happily: Eat vegetables, drink wine, and drool and learn from foreign scientists. The names are friendly and the deeds are remembered firmly. This learning form is vivid, lively, novel, affordable, visible, smelly, chewy, and aftertaste. I want to participate in the next event." B: Okay, I'm addicted to eating it!

A: "Just eating one Pavlov is enough? Shouldn't Michulin be eaten? Tens of thousands of scientists need to wait for us to eat slowly. How can so many scientists remember if they don't eat it?"

B: OK, tell me, how many scientists have you remembered so far?

A: "This matter is hard to talk about."

B: What’s wrong with this? Remember one if you eat one, how many meals have you eaten?

A: "Anyway, let's say that, we have eaten all foreign scientists, and now we start eating domestic ones."

B: Eat domestic ones!

A; "Yesterday, we held a grand commemoration of the birth of scientist Chen Jingrun in Donglaishun——"

B: Wait for a while, wait for a while. Who?

A: "Chen Jingrun."

B: Chen Jingrun?!

A: "Yes."

B: As far as I know, Chen Jingrun is still alive!

A: "Ah, you have to eat the living, the dead have already eaten twice."

B: Yes? I think what if you eat them all?

A: "Ah, then I'll eat you."

B: Eat me?

A: "It's just a report."

B: I said, if you take public funds to eat and drink, such cadres will have to be removed!

A: "Why should you remove me?"

B: It shouldn't be withdrawn yet!

A: "If I ask everyone to eat like this, do you still remove me?"

B: Oh, you asked everyone to eat like this to protect your section chief?

A: "Now that the cadre system has been reformed, everyone is voting secretly. If everyone does not vote for me, I will not be a leader. I cannot be a leader - a colon!"
Chapter completed!