Chapter 74 How to have a small chest!
"...Is this the west wind strong?" c.c identified the goods, looked at the wine pot for a moment, and then judged the variety of famous wines, and then looked at Caesar in shock, "So, don't tell me that Caesar has drunk this thing."
Xun quietly shrank back, pretending to be unaware of it, and came to a silent face everything.
No one noticed her - because everyone's eyes were attracted by a man and a woman. Just as Artoria drank the domineering and mighty orders such as "Call me Your Majesty the Queen", Caesar's counterattack was tit--as mentioned earlier, Caesar's combat power in drunken state was as high as 65 million, from force to trough force.
Caesar dug his nose and bounced it casually. A ball of booger rubbed a strong spark in the air, shaking the space to fluctuate. Then the barbarian looked very fierce, with his eyes curled and his mouth curled up, staring at Artoria with a condescending look: "Her Majesty Queen? Girl, S&M's set is outdated. Besides, with your steel-like figure, even playing a pure student girl will be considered to be maldeveloped. Will you not slip after wearing the Queen's set of equipment?"
——As a result, he turned into a rogue
"You bastard, do you want to fight?" Artoria, who was pulled out of hair, seemed extremely irritable. Her female priest's aura was dozens of times stronger, but Caesar was not a vegetarian in the state of drunkenness, and she was full of ghostly and animal qi and cultivated both inside and outside. It is really not to be underestimated.
The Thunder King smiled, took a step forward, and straightened his chest: "Do you want to compare your chest muscles? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."
The onlookers were sweating profusely, but no one had the courage to come forward to stop them. Of course, there was another reason. Caesar and Artoria were really rare and had a rare opportunity. Just have a good look at the show anyway. There are many experts here. Although Caesar and Artoria have amazing combat power, everyone is willing to suppress them. They can definitely control them.
"As long as you don't disturb the people, let them make trouble," Hannibal whispered expressionlessly, "Just release the pressure."
"The dark history of King Thunder and King Arthur..." Noel's eyes shone, "If it is published... uh, please don't look at me with that look. I'm just talking. I don't dare to do this with a thousand courage..."
c.c also whispered: "Let them argue with each other and you can't say anything you usually can't say. Maybe you can take this opportunity to say it loudly, and maybe some things will be fine if you explain them..."
Everyone slowly retreated to prevent blood from splashing on their bodies, but they saw that the Queen and His Majesty the Heavenly King had already pulled their positions away.
"Hmph, as the king of barbarians, it's fine to have poor alcohol content, but wine is so abominable, it's really embarrassing to the barbarians." Her Majesty the Queen snorted, "I feel sad for the barbarians of Yareth. The banquet with you will definitely be uneasy."
This mockery was drizzling for Caesar. He sneered and retorted: "I didn't expect that the dignified Knight King would become such a virtue after plucking his hair. Are you the one who is introverted to be a person like you?"
"King of Thunder, please note that your words are true kings. You should not leave some dignity for yourself."
"You are wrong. The real king doesn't need to live in other people's evaluations. Even if my wine is the worst in the world, I am the co-lord of the barbarians and beasts, and the only king of Arrit." Caesar patted his chest, "I have always said things straight, and do what I say. Whether it is drunk or normal, I can say loudly that I like breasts. I like beautiful girls. I want to be the queen? The king of the palace, I want to plant cloth in the world, I am a breast star, I love giant breasts the most."
The king waved the wine bottle, then took a sip, pointed at Artoria and laughed, "And...what about you? The little girl in Brittania dreamed when she was awake, and now she was dreaming. Even if she appeared in this unscrupulous form, she would not have the courage to tell what you really want. It was nothing to live for other people's dreams, but you could not have no self."
"What do you know?" Artoria yelled, "People who don't understand anything are not qualified..."
"Who said I don't understand?" Caesar also shouted, "The real stupid person is you. Those who are willing to fall do not deserve your salvation. Those who are self-improvement do not need your salvation. From beginning to end, you are meddling in other people's business and self-indulgent."
...Damn it, I started a mediocre show so soon. The director's plot is too intense, and the audience can't stand it.
"I am meddling in other people's business and being self-indulgent?" Artoria shouted angrily, "I think you are unreasonable and inexplicable."
"I'm unreasonable and inexplicable? Then you're not unreasonable and inexplicable?" Caesar shouted
Artoria pointed at the halberd and said, "Where I am unreasonable, I am inexplicable."
Caesar sneered: "You are not unreasonable and not inexplicable."
Her Majesty the Queen said angrily: "No matter how unreasonable I make trouble, I will not be more unreasonable than you make trouble."
Caesar covered his head helplessly: "You are the most unreasonable and inexplicable person I have ever seen."
Artoria nodded and laughed angrily: "Okay, since you said I was unreasonable and made trouble, then I would show you that it was your forcing me, and you will be responsible for all the consequences."
Caesarm said coldly: "Look, you said you are not unreasonable and not unreasonable. Now you are fully showing your unreasonable and inexplicable side."
The audience onlookers were puzzled, only Noel's eyes shone: "Talent, these lines are classics, what you remember may be useful, Humph, I really have the potential to become a novelist."
"Intuition tells me you'd better not do this..." Hannibal sweated, "What are they doing?"
"I don't know... I suddenly changed from a dispute over belief between the two kings to a flirting couple, and they were so stingy that they were so stingy that they died of stinginess." Sixteen Ye Saki Ye said indifferently, "The drunk owner is indeed bad."
"Artolia is not much better... but why does this effect occur after pulling out the daihai?" Sivia turned her head and looked at c.c, "Do you know what's going on?"
"...I am no longer the right prime minister of the kingdom." c.c smiled bitterly, "This...it sounds complicated, but this kind of change will occur after all. You can understand it as the negative emotions that Artoria has accumulated in the days of releasing the king...it is equivalent to a self-protection mechanism."
"I can't understand..." Noel waved his hand, "Nothing is important, watch the play..."
"Look at your sister" Artoria and Caesar turned their heads at the same time and scolded each other.
"Hey... why do you have to look at Maria..." Noel's sister was shot decisively, and the little loli bit her finger and said.
"..." The two turned their heads and Her Majesty gritted her teeth and said, "Follow me."
"Where are you going for the New Year?" Caesar shook his head and felt a little drowsy after he felt a little drowsy after shaking his head.
"What you said is right. This is different from the original body. Since it appears, you have to do something else." The Knight King shouted, "Since you say that I don't look like a girl, go buy clothes and buy all kinds of beautiful clothes and do all kinds of things that women should do. Just do it like this, leave now."
"No," Caesar shook his head. He said right. Caesar was actually not changing in drunkenness. It was just that his daily attributes and personality were even worse. "Your breasts are too small, I have no motivation."
"It is wrong to judge a person by his appearance. The value of a person should not be judged only by his chest." Artoria patted her breasts.
"...Stop shooting, there will be nothing left after shooting." Caesar waved. "By the way... I'm very curious. Who made you get me drunk? Hum, he's very timid..."
...A drunk guy asked who was the murderer who got him drunk with absolutely clear words. This situation was really weird. Everyone was angry and funny. But Xun's face changed and she secretly turned her eyes at Artoria.
But how could the Knight King pay attention to her when his hair was falling off? Artoria pointed cutely: "It's her."
"I think so," Caesar smiled slightly, and in Xun's eyes he was not stingy with the devil's smile. "It seems that you are very curious about my drunken state. Now you have to pay the viewing fee... Do you have to pay it too? Hum, anyway, I will forget everything I do when I wake up, so it doesn't matter what I do..."
"Your Majesty... Your Majesty asks your master to save me." Xun stretched out his hand to Sivia, but the next moment, Caesar came behind her and controlled Xun, "Okay, next is the time for the Eighteen Forbidden, and the minors will be withdrawn."
"Do you want to mate with her?" Artoria said curiously, "Can I watch it?"
"...No, there will be psychological pressure, small breasts." Caesar looked at her, "Go to play drag and play by yourself, and ask Hannibal for expenses, so Miss Xun, please give me more advice..."
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"Mr. Caesar, His Majesty the King..." Huon, who was thrown onto the bed by Caesar, struggled to sit up. Looking at Caesar who was seriously untiing his clothes, the maid was startled and stuttered, "You old man is really going to play."
"What do you think?" Caesar threw his coat aside, "There is a saying that "Wine makes cowards brave. Do you think I am like a coward?"
"Not like" Xun shook her head honestly, you are a ghost beast and demon, without any limits
"Will it be over?" Caesar sneered, "Today, I will teach you a lesson like a guy who dares to do whatever you want... Humph, everyone thinks I have a sense of responsibility, haha, I will tell you today what it means to be honest and have no lower limit. Where can we start? The top or the bottom, do you like to be in front or the back?"
"Please don't attack me, a weak woman." Huon wrapped her body with a quilt, "Miss, help me."
"Call, yell, even if you scream, no one will come to save you." Caesar took out the image stone from his portable space and found a stand to set it up. "It's better to take a picture. The real shame play can become a handle to threaten you."
"The master is still below. If you do such a thing, maybe your master's route will be broken." Xun finally found a reliable excuse. "Compared to a small-body owner like me, he is a big treasure. His plump breasts, foul buttocks, tall figure, and snow-white long legs... If you lose watermelon and pick up sesame, how could a wise man like you do? Why would you let me go? Anyway, my figure is not good. From now on, I will be willing to assist the husband in conquering the eldest lady and do shameless things together."
"It sounds better than the singing," Caesar sneered, "I just want to drink all three thousand soft water... I am very interested in Sviya's breasts, but I want to taste yours. Besides, you think I took these sex events as a threat to threaten you and the good things that will lead to me and your master. Isn't it more convenient?"
"Are you really drunk?" Jung was stunned. "Why do I feel you are sober like never before?"
"Mortal Wisdom" Caesar pushed his glasses that did not exist, and a gleam flashed in his eyes. "In a non-sensory state such as drunk or sleep, people will be active as the master of everything, and will play a stronger and more effective than usual. In other words, I am now in a drunk state, using my instinct to control this body."
"Although I don't understand what you're talking about, it sounds so powerful." Xun exclaimed
"Don't think about delaying time," Caesar sneered, "The power of ghosts and animals sees everything. You want to be foolish in front of me, but I am a little bit more tender now, but I am a thousand times more popular than usual ghosts and animals. Now you should consider how to get into the ground tomorrow. By the way, what kind of tools do you like? Let's stuff something first..."
Caesar had taken off his shorts and hooked his finger at Kaoru: "Are you going to do it yourself or will I help you?"
At this moment, the door was roughly knocked open, and Artoria plunged in: "Caesar Caesar"
The Knight King, whose hair was falling off, saw Caesar's crotch at first sight, and the outline of something was faintly revealed under his white underwear. The girl squinted her eyes and stared for a while: "Hmph, it turns out that men are different from women, it's really a strange existence."
"Everyone said, don't make trouble." Caesar drove Artoria out like a chicken, "It's true, your breasts are so small, you still have to see these things. Are you not afraid of needle holes? Go and do breast expansion exercises with Sivia."
"Stop" Artoria pushed Caesar away, "The matter of giving birth is a sacred thing for human reproduction, and I am afraid that I will be seen? What if I let this king observe one or two?"
"Don't do this. If you do this, you will be so ruined that you will not even lose your scum. Really, you can't just get rid of your integrity because of evil." Caesar held the Knight King's shoulder, "By the way, you should have a way to recover from this."
"Of course, huh, do you just hope that I will disappear?" The Knight King raised his eyebrows.
"...Uh, I can't say that, after all, you should be a little cuter than that guy," Caesar touched his chin and smiled bitterly, "So, since it will disappear sooner or later, wouldn't it be good to do something meaningful to do now? Why bother to watch me here... Hey hey, don't stop me, I want to teach that pervert a lesson."
"I came to you because I made up my mind." Artoria shouted suddenly, holding Caesar's head with both hands, "Now, I want to see if I do that kind of mating with me, is it so comfortable to say in the book?"
"No," Caesar said decisively
"Reject too quickly, are you dissatisfied with me?" Artoria glared at the barbarian.
"Of course, your breasts are too small, and there is no room for rubbing, and there is no fun at all," Caesar said seriously. "The so-called sex fun, besides the thing going in and out to do piston movements, the most important thing is to enjoy other fun during the period. The chest bounces up and down with your movements. The two cherry red spots sway in the air with beautiful curves. Just looking at them is a high enjoyment. And they can change into various interesting shapes as you knead, or you can taste them carefully, enjoy the pleasure of sucking and licking... This is the ultimate pleasure. How can a girl make a small breast? Is it fun to eat without taste, and it is like chewing wax and mechanically entering and leaving?"
Caesar was wearing a rough dress in his mouth, like an old ox, giving out a very terrible breath. At this moment, the blood of the demon on his chest burned to the extreme, and exuded a strong spiritual pressure, advocating the highest theory: "The best breasts are the most beautiful part of the female body. The beautiful breasts are synonymous with outstanding women, that's right."
"Suddenly there is an illusion that 'you are gone'" Artoria sighed, then turned her head and spread her hands, "Oh, no, that perverted little maid ran away."
"Ha?" Caesar looked back and saw that Sure enough, Xun was gone. It seemed that he had run away secretly while Caesar was immersed in the fanaticism of his chest. The ghost beast demon sneered, "It's okay, if you can run away, the priest can't run away from the church. If you can catch her for the first time, you can catch her for the second time and finally have the chance to open the ring. How could you give up?"
"The reason why I don't want to do that with me is indeed an important reason." Before Caesar wanted to go out, Artoria's voice came from behind, "Because the master of this body is not me, I am just a piece of longing that appears due to the strange mental state of my body... Humph, this is the main reason" to be continued)
Chapter completed!