Chapter 73 Call me Her Majesty the Queen!
Everyone knows that Caesar, who inherited almost all the advantages and disadvantages of the barbarians, still has some places that are very unlike barbarians. For example, in the barbarians, they are very abstract and very slim in appearance and calves like small arms and legs. For example, they don’t like strong women with thick but easy to raise but like petite and tender little girls, and for example... they have very poor alcohol tolerance.
Caesar, a good man who gets drunk when he is drunk, well, if he ignores the trait of being drunk, he is indeed a good man
Of course, the wine is also very bad, but it is quite barbarian. The one thing that the Saint Seizures in the North is very criticized by other professions is bad wine. They get mad when they drink high, and they never end when they go crazy. As the master and representative figure of the Saint Seizure lineage, the King of Heaven has brought this bad shortcomings to the extreme. Most of the people in the North who don’t know the truth from the barbarians, Zhucheng, Zhuzhen, Zhushan, and villages of the Beast tribes and villages have suffered from Caesar’s losses. Over time, it has even become a daily routine in everyone’s life.
For example, if two barbarians quarrel, then the sentence "Bulkeso is here, brother will go to your house to drink tonight" is the most vicious curse, because it basically means that the poor barbarian's roof is not protected...
However, the most tragic thing is not this, but the fact that a certain barbarian has not yet discovered the fact that he is drunk when he is drunk, because every time he has finished drinking, the king will always forget all his previous memories without leaving any hair...
So, every year, there are still poor people who don’t know the truth and suffer such inexplicable losses...
Hannibal suffered such a pain. At that time, when the Seven Crownsmen met in the north, Aozaki Aoko, a female hooligan from the Natural Academy, accidentally poured Caesar a whole bag of wine. As a result, Hannibal had evil thoughts and was hit by Caesar's Tianma meteor punch and almost fell into the rainbow river. Caesar's fighting power was as high as 65 million in a state of drunkenness and knocked down Altaïr and others with a set of turtle punches. The lust and tragic period were really not worthy of being told by outsiders...
The second more representative incident of drunkenness should be in the Frank Kingdom. With the continuous awakening and evolution of the power of Caesar's demon dragon, it seems that the degree of drunkenness has also increased accordingly. The direct manifestation is that the state of drunkenness becomes more and more evil. Caesar, who was drunk, actually became a gentle little man. Of course, this is just a polite surface that hides the increasingly evil spirit under the surface. The degree of evil is even greater than that when it is normal. The poor Gun Gu Qiulin became a victim for the second time. Because she is a girl, she is treated more than Hannibal... Cough cough...
Now, at this small party this year, Caesar's third drunken state seems to be ready to move.
Of course, among the four girls around Caesar, Yu, who had known everything about Caesar countless times, knew what the wine was like in the barbarian. C.c, who had been with Caesar for several years, also knew what kind of virtue he was. Sakiya guessed a little, but Qi didn't know the truth. To be serious, it was great that Qi didn't know this...
So theoretically, the above three girls can resolve this crisis invisibly, because when setting up the banquet, c.c implicitly expressed the fact that "Caiser is not good at drinking". Coupled with the strong approval of the victim Hannibal, and the Cavaliers' precepts to control drinking, it is easy to exclude all alcoholic beverages from food and beverages - but c.c, who was relieved, ignored three deadly dead corners.
First, I am curious to kill the cat... Because Caesar has always been magical in everyone's eyes. Apart from his fanatical breasts and unconventional ghost level, everything about the king is perfect, so everyone wants to see what the drunk Caesar looks like - well, I really don't know what kind of virtue Sivia's maid is, that guy is not so much a perverted maid, but rather a vulgar color who has been reborn as a wrong person? Wolf, whose unlimited degree is second only to Caesar, how could he miss such a good opportunity...
Third, she ignored Artoria who was with Caesar at that time, so the two of them were actually the opposite extreme. If Caesar got drunk when he was drunk, Artoria would be a thousand cups, a full foodie and alcoholic...
So, a big net of conspiracy slowly unfolded and enveloped the poor Caesar...
Everyone sat around according to the customs of the north, and on the flower carpet in the living room, there were exquisite food and drinks on the carpet. Sakiya, who had the power of time, was the most efficient chef in the world. On the dining table, there were also amazing food at both ends... Ahem, the showdown between the reincarnated man of Bei Niang, Yu and Artoria, who met the opponent.
Caesar was shocked - it seemed that the previous sweeping predation was just half full for Artoria. As expected, every foodie is a master of space power, because their stomachs must be connected to another plane.
"You've been awarded too much," Sakiya nodded and returned, "Although the master serving is both a ghost and unreliable, since he has made a decision, he will not change his previous decision. This is the maid's creed."
"Why do you guy say so arrogant? If you can't stand it, how can we change it?" Xun shouted, looking angry. "In this era of pure love, do you know how difficult it is to find a master who is both ghostly and romantic? You know? A guy who doesn't know how lucky he is in a blessing, damn, I want such a master too."
Before Xun's real owner, Svia, had an attack, and the perverted maid attacked again and looked back suddenly, staring at Svia with a burning look: "So, Master, please marry Mr. Caesar soon. In this way, I can follow me. What shameless things do the three of them do every day? Anyway, the master is so big? The breasted man and Mr. Caesar, the breasted man is quite compatible..."
"..." Sivia blushed, "Nonsense, if you want to marry, why don't you marry yourself?"
"Didn't Miss Sakiya just say it? The creed belonging to the maid... I will never give up my master no matter what. Although Kaoru is not qualified, he will not betray this sacred belief." Kaoru said solemnly, but before everyone could reveal her touch, she showed another face, "...ahhaha, mainly because I can't bear to leave the master's big breasts, really, this kind of random length is simply the public enemy of all women."
"It's not that I want her to grow up like this..." Everyone turned their complicated eyes to Sivia. The girl knight coughed and penetrated Hannibal's eyes and said shyly, "This kind of thing...this thing is not something I can control."
Hannibal, who tried to spy on his sister's breasts with an academic perspective, fell down. Hideyoshi screamed for rescue, and he was almost artificial respiration, but the other girls seemed to have no intention of letting Svia go. Noel coughed: "Uh, actually, I've wanted to ask Svia a long time ago, in addition to talent, that kind of thing is also closely related to dietary rules and living habits. So does Svia have any secret methods? For example, breast enlargement, fucking, etc., what to eat..."
"Uh...that kind of thing..." Sivia knocked her head with a headache. "If you usually eat, you really want to eat more fruits and drink more milk, and be healthier - I like papaya milk the most."
Papaya milk... Everyone stared at Siviya's foul-like breasts. For the first time, they developed deep admiration and surprise at the concept of "replenishing shape with shape". Siviya was not stingy, or entered the state, and shared various experiences without any hiding in her own right: "First of all, the choice of underwear is very important, don't..."
"Yeah," the girls said yes, and some even picked up the notebook and recorded it...
"Caesar" Svia snatched the notebook from Caesar's hand and shouted with blushing face, "Do you also want to listen to the private topics of such girls? Please respect yourself."
"I should listen to the most," Caesar opposed fiercely, "As a rare breast demon in the world with pure bloodline, I not only have the right to observe all breasts in the world, but also have the obligation to grow up with small breasts. When I return to the north this time, I will convene the editors of the War God Temple arsenal to compile a set of world's number one breast enhancement exercises and develop the most reasonable dietary combination with breast enhancement value. I want every girl in this world to have the right to choose the big breasts and small breasts."
"For the first time I've seen a great guy who can tell such a passionate and great thing about things," Noel exclaimed.
"Because my father is a pervert, he has the strongest lust? The potential of a demon." Qi hugged Caesar's arm and whispered in his ear, "My father wants knowledge in this area, no problem... Don't forget, Qi is the incarnation of evil in this world. He knows a lot about those medicines for breast enhancement and breast enhancement, and even related alchemy and spells..."
"That's an evil way. The breasts are for love, not for this way to destroy them." Caesar shook his head righteously, "Natural is the best. There is a saying that goes, sincerity comes, huge breasts are open..."
While everyone was laughing at this incident, Xun, who should have been playing with it, tiptoed to Artoria, and gently clicked King Arthur, whispered in the ear of the dazed girl for a while.
The dull hair above Artoria's head trembled twice, and looked at Xun in confusion, while Xun nodded with encouragement.
So the Knight King put down the rice bowl in his hand and poked Caesar's back slightly. Caesar turned around and said, "Isn't there enough food?"
"No...well, there is no other meaning. Don't people in the North enjoy their wine? If Caesar doesn't dislike me, I have a good wine here." Artoria took out a white jade wine pot from her own space. The green wine was crystal clear like jade. "I believe such a fine wine is worthy of the taste of the King of the North."
... Everyone was attracted by Sivia's breast enhancement experience. The only thing that noticed here was the ill-thought-out Huo and the unscrupulous Qi. Caesar instinctively felt something was wrong, but he couldn't tell what was wrong. He took the wine pot. Just from the appearance, he knew that this fine wine was not a common person and opened the plug and smelled it, but it didn't smell any.
——Tie all the strong and mellow fragrance tightly in the wine, without any leak
Caesar picked up two empty cups, poured the wine and handed it to Artoria. The two raised their glasses to show off. Then, in the expectant eyes, Caesar drank the wine in the cup.
...In an instant, a terrible blurred look appeared in the barbarian's eyes. Then, the barbarian returned to normal and exclaimed: "It's strong and mellow, with endless momentum. It's really a good thing. Come again..." <>
The barbarians have something different from usual eyes, and they are as bright as stars in the sky
... Could it be that Mr. Caesar is already drunk and then everything will turn back when he is extremely drunk, but he looks very clear?
"Do you want to know if I'm drunk?" Caesar looked at her with a smile in his eyes, "Is this very important? Drunk and awake are actually just two sides, seemingly opposite, but actually one. In any case, they are living in the world, just like flowers blooming and fading, and it is the cycle of reincarnation, the stars are shining, and they will eventually lose their glory..."
...What's the situation? Come quickly. The barbarians from the north have begun to study philosophy
"How can summer insects talk about ice?" Caesar shook his head and laughed. He took the wine pot in Xun's hand and drank it cup by cup. "Wine is a good thing, which can make people forget unhappy things for the time being. But after sobering up, what should be remembered will still be remembered. When it should be painful, it will still be painful. But humans are always fragile creatures, so fragile that they need this short forget to anesthetize themselves..."<>
It would be fine if Caesar made a big fuss, because he was so crazy about his drunkenness. But Caesar who kept drinking in a strange manner was the most terrible thing, because you don’t know how terrible his seemingly calm appearance was in his accumulation of madness... and Artoria didn’t seem to have noticed the abnormality yet.
"Caiser really has a good alcohol content, it's a man from the North." Artoria drank the wine in her glass, "It's right, sometimes I have to forget something for a short time through the way of getting drunk... It's not qualified..."
"You...of course you are not qualified, as a king, as a woman, as a woman, as a terrible thing," Caesar smiled and said terrifying words, "Your expression and will of desperate resistance and struggle desperately are great... Just like those little girls who are obviously comfortable in bed but are holding back but not asking and not giving in..."
There was a drunken man who made fun of something, and he did this with a smile on his face.
"What did you say?" Artoria seemed to be a little drunk, "I can't pretend that I didn't hear such words."
"I'll say it again if I didn't hear it." Caesar smiled charmingly, "Your expression is like a female knight who goes to a nightclub to try special services. She is obviously very comfortable, but she pretends to be nothing and even disgusted. She doesn't dare to express her true thoughts at all. This behavior is not even arrogant... What's wrong? Guests, what special services do you want? Is it tied up or whipped or eyebrow confinement? Teaching? Do you need medicine? What kind of force is more appropriate? Do you need to be a little more tyrannical? What level of props are acceptable? Will insults be accepted? Can I [beep--]?"
...Caesar's body showed a rolling black air. He found his duty. Xun was stunned. The dispute between the two continued. Artoria was already angry: "Enough of this kind of thing."
"It's not enough for your stupid hair to sway, it's so dazzling." Caesar waved his hand impatiently...
The louder sound finally aroused the idea of others. Everyone turned around in confusion, and then...the eyes fell on King Arthur's head.
"Hao...Hao..." Noel bit his finger and said tremblingly
Hannibal rubbed his eyes and then he was sure that the noble dull hair on King Arthur's head had been pulled down by Caesar at lightning speed. Caesar, the initiator, was looking at the golden dull hair in his hand: "It looks just ordinary hair, why can it bend and change freely on Artoria's head?"
"I said Artoria..." Caesar raised his head and faced the Knight King's eyes, "Uh..."
In front of him, the image of the dazed girl has changed drastically
The emerald-like gorgeous eyes have turned yellow. This has not diminished the heroic posture of the Knight King at all, but has given her a different charm. A majestic aura has spread. The girl's bright eyes swept and stared at Caesar, and she shouted sternly and domineeringly, which shocked everyone: "Don't call me Artoria, call me Her Majesty the Queen" to be continued)
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Chapter completed!