When Ouyang Lin came to the studio, "Li Fan Talk Show" came to an end.

The waves of applause and cheers from the audience have fully proved that this is another wonderful performance.

But seeing that Li Fan on the stage pointed to the trademark of the naming vendor and said, "Not every type of milk is called Lehaha, not every team is called 'China Team'. The Chinese Football Team has lost 30 years professionally and has been imitated and has never been surpassed. We don't score goals, we are just football porters!"

Wow!

The applause is coming again!

The perfect combination of complaints and advertising slogans, instantly hitting the laughter of everyone present, and the warm atmosphere on the scene reached its peak.

Ouyang Lin clapped his hands and laughed, "Look at the manuscripts of our program, their level is very high, and they are much smarter than the manuscripts of other talk show programs. How did Li Fan come up with this joke?"

The producer also scratched his head: "Oh, I don't know. Teacher Li kept writing these jokes, but other screenwriters couldn't even think of a few even if they light the lamp and boil oil."

Assistant: "This may be the language talent of Chinese scholars!"

Several people focused their eyes again and looked at the stage.

Li Fan: "Friends and fans, can't our national football team fight for a second? There must be a way. We can't just criticize. We have to find a way for the national football team, right?

In fact, there is also theoretical possibility for national football team to win!

Let’s think about it, if we meet certain ideal conditions, will we win?

The turf is neither soft nor hard, the weather is neither cold nor hot, the light is neither strong nor dark, the fans are in a warm atmosphere, I draw a good draw, the referee helps, and the goal post saves the danger-"

Li Fan said this and paused for a moment, took a breath, lowered his head and held his forehead: "Of course the most important condition is that the opponent has no goalkeeper."

The applause rang again, and the excited audience was whistling.

"The opponent has no goalkeeper, haha!"

"Teacher Li, your mouth is too damaged!"

"I'm convinced, Teacher Li, you're so sarcastic!"

...

Amid the applause and cheers, Li Fan took the opportunity to drink a sip of water, moistened his throat, and said, "I thought of another way to make our national football team win. Do you want to know?"

The audience shouted collectively: "I want to!"

Li Fan: "My solution is:

1. Through operation, let FIFA allocate a place to Antarctica;

2. Bribery of FIFA and assigned the Chinese men's football team to the Antarctic Division;

3. The Chinese men's football team and the Penguin compete for the right to qualify;

4. The Penguins were tied away;

5. The home court is arranged in Liuya City, my country, and the Penguins will qualify directly after they die of heat."

After the audience laughed, Li Fan added: "According to the current reality, the only difficulty in the five-step plan is point 4."

"Haha, I'm so laughing!"

"You can't beat the penguin... Teacher Li, your sarcasm is too bitter!"

...

Zhao Jun covered his face silently. This complaint was indeed too harsh. No wonder he gave himself a vaccination in advance.

This joke is very famous and has been widely circulated in previous lives and is unknown. However, this bitter ridicule and creative idea that flashes the light of inspiration are indeed a stroke of magic.

Li Fan sighed: "If neither of these methods works, then I can't do anything about it.

However, I personally think that losing is positive. Have you ever thought about this question?"

Seeing the audience's doubts, Li Fan began to explain:

"When Ilake won the Asian Cup, the country was in turmoil; when Italy won the World Cup, the economy collapsed; after Greece dominated Europe, it went bankrupt; after Germany was arrogant and refugees came; as soon as Gao Qiu debuted, the emperor was gone.

Facts have proved that the national football team has endured humiliation over the years just to enable our country to develop stably.

Thank you for your efforts, thank you!”

Li Fan bowed deeply and cheered the audience!

"good!"

"Teacher Li, please continue!!"

"Give you a thumbs up!"

...

Li Fan signaled everyone to be quiet. The atmosphere at the scene had reached its peak. It was too noisy. I pressed my hands and the sound gradually faded. Li Fan said again:

"I just talked about Gao Qiu. Some netizens thought that the national football team always won't win. The fundamental reason is that it is unreasonable to list Gao Qiu as the founder of the national football team!

Why is it unreasonable? Then who should be established? Do you know the answer? Give you three seconds to think."

The audience couldn't think of it, and Li Fan quickly gave them the answer, "Cao Cao should be established!"

"Why?"

"Cao Cao doesn't play football either?"

"Why is Cao Cao the founder of the national football team?"

...

Li Fan: "Because the national football team and Cao Cao have something in common, that is: I would rather let the world down than let the world down!"

"puff!"

"Teacher Li, haha, you are cruel enough!"

"It makes sense!"

...

Li Fan took a look at the time and it was time to end. Because it was the last episode, this episode had more content than each episode, which was considered to be a reward for the audience's support.

He said: "The first two words in China insult the guo family, the middle two words insult the gender, and the second two words insult the sport. Whenever I see them appearing on the international arena, I don't feel any pride, but inferiority, sadness and anger.

However, during the World Cup, I would like to express my special thanks to the Chinese national football team!

On behalf of major comedy teams, news media and other creators across the country, I would like to bow deeply to the national football team and thank the national football team for their outstanding contributions to my country's acting career and literary creation. Thank you everyone!!"

Li Fan bowed again, and the time stayed for a long time, as if the more serious the bow was, the stronger the irony, and the more profound the sarcasm!

In a full five seconds, Li Fan straightened his body again and said:

"This episode ends here. Some people may say, are you criticizing Chinese football so much because you have a grudge against them?

No, it’s not that I have a grudge with them, it’s that they have a grudge with all of us.

But now, we are going to say goodbye to our enemies, and the show is time to end. Every time at the end of the show, I will sublimate the theme of this issue and give hope to the future, but today, I'm sorry, no.

"Li Fan Talk Show", with the end of this episode, our entire season has officially ended. Thank you for your support over the past three months, thank you!"

The audience was stunned in an instant.

it's over?

The whole season is over?

I haven't heard of this before this is the last issue!

Such a good show is over, but everyone hasn't watched enough!

This is the first time since the launch of "Li Fan Talk Show", the audience has experienced zero applause after the program was recorded.

In the past, every episode of the show ended, the audience must have stood up and applause was like a tide. But tonight, all the audience sat in their seats in a daze and did not react for a moment.

"Li Fan Talk Show" was announced to be completed without warning, which was too sudden for fans, especially for the audience.

Time seemed to have condensed, and DJ did not push the music as soon as possible. The curtain of the stage was still not moving. The audience was still staring at the stage, staring alone. Time seemed to have really condensed.

Only Li Fan on the stage still reads the advertisement quickly like the end of each issue, and is ready to bow to the audience and leave.

Maybe in two or three seconds, or in one second, the audience recovered and instantly fell into the vortex of discussion.

"What did he just say? It's over?"

"The ratings are so high, why do you end it?"

"It's so sudden!"

"What are you doing for such a good show? It should be broadcast weekly!"

"That's right, I strongly call on "Li Fan Talk Show" to be changed from seasonal broadcast to weekly broadcast!"

"I can't see enough, dear Mr. Li!!"

...

"Li Fan, keep recording, don't end it!"

"Yes, there are so many things you need to scold, such as trafficking and telecommunications fraud!"

...

Li Fan was stunned. He turned out to be a living by scolding others in the eyes of the masses.

The director of the crew member Li Fan waved his hand. When Li Fan saw that Master Ouyang Lin was holding flowers and preparing to take the stage, he hurriedly met him.

Ouyang Lin was a little too fat, and the producer quietly helped him, but the producer is now having a headache. Should this episode of the show be removed in a certain amount?
Chapter completed!