Chapter 476: The Last Issue (Part 1)(1/2)
The next day, tonight.
The recording of the last episode of "Li Fan Talk Show" is about to begin.
Today's recording location is in the No. 3 Studio Hall of Xiangnan TV, the largest studio in the station. But even so, there are still many more chairs temporarily, and the inside and outside of the hall is already crowded by the audience.
"That's great, I finally got the votes for "Li Fan Talk Show."
"It must be a great experience to be able to come to the scene to see Li Fan curse people!"
"Girl, "Li Fan Talk Show" is not just a swearing person, it's narrow-minded. This show is like their advertising slogans, "respond to social issues and talk about the voices of the people" is to show various problems in society through multiple entertainment techniques such as ridicule, irony, self-deprecation, and criticism."
"Why aren't that just a swear?"
"Well……"
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"Let's tell the truth. The influence of "Li Fan Talk Show" is too great. The second issue set off a domestic "me-too" campaign. The third issue prompted the mobile package to issue new regulations on the end of the month. The fourth issue... Except for the first issue that did not have any impact on housing prices, each other issue has more or less played a positive role in society."
"Brother, the problem of housing prices in China is that even if one hundred "Li Fan Talk Show" is broadcast together, it will not be affected, and there is no solution!"
"I heard that the ratings have exceeded 5 recently?"
"5.1%, two points more viewership than the recently popular "Pursuit of All" and has a significant lead!"
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While the audience was crowded together and talking to each other, they suddenly found a group of people coming from the entrance of the hall, surrounded by security guards, directors and others. Everyone looked carefully and was in an instant.
Lin Jiong and Wang Han, two major pillars of Xiangnan TV, are here. There are more than 10 famous Chinese stars beside them, and cultural, sports and entertainment are all:
Table tennis king Zhang Ke;
Tennis Queen Sun Mei;
Footballer Zhao Jun;
Newly promoted singer Cheng Wenwen;
The famous writer and screenwriter Lao Kong;
...
Among the more than ten people in this industry, there are stars who have just participated in the recording of the KuaiBook, and some of them come here specially.
It is unimaginable that it can gather so many characters on a TV talk show, and it is also something that cannot be imitated by other talk show shows.
Although after "Li Fan Talk Show" became popular, various "xx Talk Show" appeared in China, and some talk show numbers even claimed to be the original cast of "Li Fan Talk Show" - that is, the screenwriters from Li Fan's studio were invited - their ratings were described in one word, which means that they were defeated step by step.
It’s better to have a copycat that is not original and authentic!
The appearance of this group of stars immediately aroused great enthusiasm among the audience, and they all came forward to sign autographs and asked for a photo, and there was some chaos in the studio.
Seeing this, the director on the scene shouted: "Please go back to their respective positions, please cooperate, the talk show will begin soon..."
It turned out to be useless!
After all, there is one of the more than 10 stars who like them. Even if all the stars are not their own, then taking a few glances and taking photos is human nature.
Isn’t one of human natures just to join in the fun?
The director shouted: "All departments should pay attention to it, count down 10 numbers..."
Realizing that the show was really about to begin, the audience quickly retreated to their seats and stared at the stage without blinking. After all, Li Fan was the protagonist tonight.
The music started, and DJ shouted: "Please welcome the host of the show with warm applause, Li Fan!!"
In an instant, under the swaying lights, strong applause and cheers rang in the venue, and the 10 stars in the front row also stood up with all the audience and slapped high.
"Li Fan!"
"Li Fan!"
"Li Fan!"
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Amid the neat cheers, Li Fan appeared, still in a suit and bow tie, still in a spring breeze and slightly clever posture.
"Thank you everyone, please sit down!"
After the audience sat down, Li Fan nodded to Zhao Jun below the stage and expressed his apology in advance.
Although I made it in advance, I still have to express my attitude again. What I complain about is the national football team, not your brother, although you are also a member of the national football team.
"Hello everyone, this is "Li Fan Talk Show" sponsored by Lehaha Lotion. Welcome to the scene."
After saying that, Li Fan bowed to the audience and said, "The theme of our issue is "The Pain of the National Football Team". I believe everyone knows why this topic is about it. What's wrong these days?"
"World Cup!"
"The World Cup has begun!"
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"Yes, the four-year World Cup has finally opened. This should be the dream of all men, right? Well... Of course, there may be more than a dozen men in our country who do not have this dream."
The audience smiled knowingly:
"Teacher Li is starting to harm others again!"
"I just love to listen to Teacher Li's imprisonment!"
...
Li Fan paused for a moment, gave the audience time to digest, and then said: "Actually, I'm not very happy about the World Cup. Do you all know the reason?"
"What's wrong with our country!"
"The national football team is not doing well!"
"Trump national football team!"
Li Fan: "No, no, no, the reason why I am unhappy is that due to the jet lag, the time of the World Cup game conflicts with the time of my show broadcast. My buddy's identity as the top player in the prime time may not be able to be protected."
The audience collectively: "Huh!"
Another audience member shouted "Shameless", which caused everyone to laugh.
Li Fan smiled and said, "It happened to be in the World Cup. It is obviously not appropriate for us to not talk about the national football team. After all, the slogan of our program is: Reflect social issues and talk about the voice of the people. In the next month, football will be everyone's voice!
This time I wrote the manuscript is the longest time I have used. I haven't finished it for five days. It's too brain-consuming because there are too many jokes about the Chinese national football team and I can't finish it at all. Is it Brother Zhao Jun?"
When the camera was given to Zhao Jun, Zhao Jun waved his hand in shame, and the atmosphere of the audience was also mobilized.
Li Fan: "Zhao Jun, captain of the national football team, after knowing the theme of this issue, I will come to today's scene. Wow, I am really convinced. If I were me, I wouldn't be able to do it! This is the strong psychological quality cultivated by being scolded for losing for a long time.
Everyone gave applause to Zhao Jun, who was broad-minded and always defeated general."
Li Fan and Zhao Jun said this sentence today, and got Zhao Jun's consent, or to be precise, agreed.
This kind of tucao style is very similar to the style of "Tucao Conference". It seems to criticize the other party, but it is not.
The audience also understood that after all, the "Tucao Conference" in this time and space is also very popular, and the program clips are everywhere on the Internet. Everyone is familiar with this kind of teasing similar to whitewashing.
Besides, Zhao Jun’s strength is known to everyone, but he has a bunch of pig teammates!
"Brother Zhao Jun, why are you here alone today? Didn't you bring the national football team together?" Li Fan said this and said with some insight: "Oh, I understand, the national football team, you really can't lead the national football team!"
"Puff!" Zhao Jun laughed and slapped his face, it was interesting.
"Look at your smile - oh, I realized that this is not Zhang Ke by your side? Zhang Ke, don't introduce it to you, a table tennis Grand Slam player, a palace-level sports star, but I'm curious, why are you two sitting together?" Li Fan knocked his head, "Oh, I figured it out, the two sports you represent have something in common!"
The audience thought: What are the commonalities? Can you not belittle table tennis? It is too embarrassing to have something in common with the national football team!
Their curiosity also swelled up at this time and they looked at Li Fan with eager eyes.
Li Fan: "No one can beat our table tennis, and no one can beat our football! There is nothing wrong with you two sitting together!"
The audience laughed and applause rang.
This text meme was a "bad" meme in my previous life. I guess no one has heard of it. However, when I got this time and space, it was freshly released, which attracted everyone's applause, and the more I savored it, the more interesting it became.
Li Fan continued to joke, "The treatment of the Chinese people to the national football team and table tennis is still different. Recently, the table tennis team showed some problems and almost lost the game. The Chinese people just scolded and said that the table tennis team was floating.
Everyone treats the national football team. The national football team lost 2:0, but they praise them for their fighting spirit. Zhang Ke, it’s really not easy for your table tennis team!”
After laughing, Li Fan said: "Okay, let's talk about the Chinese national football team officially.
This World Cup is in full swing. We can view exciting content through the Internet, TV and other channels. Because the venue is our strategic partner country, we can see rich Chinese elements in this World Cup, our sponsors, crayfish, mascots, commemorative coins, etc., almost covering the food, drink and entertainment of this World Cup.
Let me tell you this, except for the national football team, we have gone all we should go!”
After saying that, Li Fan shrugged, and a helpless look appeared on his face.
This complaint comes from the report of Bai Yansong in his previous life. It was quite circulated during the World Cup and is a typical official yang TV comment.
This cold complaint, combined with Li Fan's helpless and speechless expression, successfully caused laughter from the audience.
"When it comes to the national football team, let's start with the definition of football. What is football?
Football is divided into ancient football and modern football. The modern football we played was invented by the British. After 22 people fighting fiercely on the field, they fought hard for 90 minutes, and finally the Chinese football team lost the game!”
The audience instantly exclaimed. Seeing Li Fan's serious appearance, they thought it was really an introduction to the definition of football. It turned out that a big turn turned out to be a joke.
To be continued...