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Chapter 459 Applause(1/2)

Xiangnan Satellite TV came to inspect in advance, which was more unexpected to Li Fan. I had had preliminary contact with them Xiangnan Satellite TV before. Xiangnan Satellite TV was very interested in this program, but the program in the station is full, and they intend to arrange this program until after the Spring Festival next year.

Of course, this is just a preliminary discussion during the meeting. As for whether Xiangnan Satellite TV can obtain copyright, this studio has not yet been determined. After all, nearly ten TV stations such as Giesen Satellite TV, Jingcheng Satellite TV, and Shanghai Satellite TV have developed a strong interest in this program.

On the stage, on the big screen, there were interviews by citizens, and of course this video was performed.

Reporter: "Would you like to ask, do you have any plans to buy a house in the near future?"

Passerby: "Why do you want to buy a house? Only one place is mine after buying a house, and no house is mine in the whole world!"

(This man's eyes rolled up and he was quite heroic.)

...

Reporter: "May I ask, do you and your lover have plans to get married recently?"

"Yes!" The man looked at his girlfriend happily.

My girlfriend asked shyly: "When is that?"

"Wait a minute, and wait until housing prices drop again."

My girlfriend's desperate face: "..."

...

Reporter: "If you win 5 million, what do you plan to spend it?"

Passerby: "Repay Zhaoyang's mortgage first!"

Reporter: "What about the rest?"

Passerby: "Repay the rest slowly!"

reporter:"……"

...

After the video was played, Li Fan said: "Look, this is the voice of the general public. No matter how much anger and complaint we have, we basically have to buy a house. This is determined by our national conditions and folk customs.

Although the real estate industry has many unbearable sides, such as tofu shoddy projects, placing houses to be reluctant to sell, luring owners, raising housing prices, and false propaganda...

Although we have worked hard to buy a house for a sky-high price, we may still face various problems, such as leaky houses, cracked walls, fine decoration traps, etc.

But we also had to buy a house and buy a house with a tough bullet.

I once fell into a feeling of grief and anger. A religious relative advised me that we should forgive developers with compassion.

Forgive? No! Never!

It is God’s job to forgive them, our job is to send them to God!!”

Wow!

The applause at the scene reached a rush in an instant!

"Forgive them is God's work. Our job is to send them to God. I'm going. This sentence is so cruel!"

"I want to send them to God, too! Haha!"

"I'm convinced, this joke will become a classic!"

"There is domineering in the anger, beautiful!!"

...

Amid the warm applause, Li Fan continued: "At the end of the show, I sincerely want to say something.

We must work hard, strive, and move forward bravely on the road of hard work. We must have the belief of fighting a protracted war.

Everyone should know that life is like a super girl, and those who last until the end are pure men!”

The audience laughed out loud. This is great. The super girl was also teased, but it makes sense to "rush to get to the feet"!

Li Fan: "No matter how bad the future situation is, our dream must be, what if we see a ghost!

Thank you everyone, this episode ends here. Welcome to watch the next episode. Keep your ticket stubs, see you next time!"

When Li Fanfu bowed, the audience stood up and applauded, like a tide and a buzz!

"Li Fan, awesome!"

"I can't hear enough, I'll come next time!"

"It's so satisfying to scold him, I'll kill him!"

"These thousands of tickets are worth it!"

The real estate boss wiped his tears silently. What's the point? It's true that he didn't scold you anymore!

...

Huang Tao, the producer of Xiangnan TV’s program, whispered to the people around him while applauding: “We are going to make a reservation for this program, and we will do anything to do!”

Xiao Zhao: "It's so exciting, the jokes are everywhere, the key is that I haven't heard them before! It feels so fresh!"

Huang Tao nodded: "Especially the saying, 'Dreams must be there, what if you see a ghost?"

"Brother Tao, I like the saying, 'Forgive them is God's job, our job is to send them to God!'"

"My words are good!"

"My sentence is wonderful!"

"'It's still the same sentence, 'Who gave you the courage, Liang Jingjing?' It's interesting!" Some viewers who didn't know each other also interrupted.

The stage ended, and the audience began to end one after another, and everyone was discussing tonight's program enthusiastically.

"This episode is so satisfying. I hate the developer."

"It's so good to sting, harsh, and just vent in humor!"

"I want to send them to God, too!"

"You guys say, why is Li Fan so talented? How did he make up these jokes?"

"Don't forget that this person used to be a slight disaster and smog!"

"You can watch it, these jokes will definitely become one of the best golden sentences this year!"

One of the best golden sentences of the year? Please remove "one"! It should be a collection of the best golden sentences of the year!

In previous lives:

Life is like a super girl, and those who last end up are pure men - this sentence is all about the grandfather's jokes, who doesn't know?

Sorry, it is God's business to forgive them. My job is to send them to see God - who doesn't know about this sentence in the world?

Dreams must be there, what if you see a ghost?

Who gave you the courage, Liang Jingjing?

Beihe Mobile welcomes you!

"After my own efforts, I finally inherited my father's property."

...

Which of these classic jokes from previous lives was not applauded when they first met? Which one was not familiar to everyone? Which one was not popular and widely circulated?

Everyone can hear these jokes, and they have been fully spread by the Internet. As long as they are networms, basically no one has ever heard of them.

But, there are no such jokes in this world!

In this world, these jokes were just hot on the stage. Everyone has never heard of them before. It would be strange if the audience didn't applaud.

After all, this is the crystallization of the wisdom and humor of netizens in the past life! How can we underestimate the long-term crystallization of the humor wisdom of a population of more than 1 billion?

What are excellent jokes? Excellent jokes are rare!

For example, the Spring Festival Gala is available every year, and a few golden sentences are popular every year. The "Leader, Colon" in 1988, the "Sima Gate smashed all over" in 1989... The "Little Sam, if you put on a vest, I won't know you anymore?" and so on.

The widely circulated golden sentences are extremely rare and cannot be popular a year. A good sketch can contribute a golden sentence to success, such as "Haiyan, you should be more attentive!"

However, Li Fan's talk show was collected and organically combined in his past life's classic jokes that were highly loved and recognized by the public, which naturally brought endless freshness and fun to the people in this world.

To be honest, if this talk show was broadcast in the previous life, the audience would definitely cry: Old joke! No innovation! My grandfather was there when he was a child! I want to refund the ticket!

However, the people here have never seen these jokes. Everyone raised their thumbs up at this time and realized that the person on the stage was a fucking crooked talent!

Of course, talk shows or sketches are stage art, and the talent of stage performance determines the excitement of the work.

Different people say that the same line has different effects, depending on the performer's level.

Just like the sketch lines, it is dry and has no emotional color. The 10-point "laughter fruit" may only show 3 points. But if the comedian performs it, it can show 3 points of "laughter fruit" of 3 points.

This is the gap.

As for Li Fan, although he has few stage performance experience, he has read many books, delivered many speeches, and participated in many variety shows...

Does this have anything to do with talk show performances? It doesn’t seem to have much to do with it.

There is no essential relationship for ordinary people, but for Li Fan!

Because for those with extremely high talent, they have extremely high ability to learn from other things, and they are better at drawing experience from all kinds of similar things than ordinary people.
To be continued...
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