Living worse than a turtle - this is the most sad self-deprecation at present.

House prices are like strapless ng covers – this is the best metaphor.

The laughter of the audience made Li Fan's slightly tense state relax instantly, and Li Fan officially entered the state.

"Some experts say that housing prices are not expensive! He made a comparison and said that ng housing is much more expensive than houses.

Good ng housing costs 600 yuan, with an area of ​​only 002 square meters. That is, a ng housing costs more than 30,000 yuan per square meter. Calculated based on the average price of commercial housing in second- and third-tier cities across the country, ng housing costs are equivalent to 3 times the housing price.

If the service life of the ng housing is only one year, and the average life span of a commercial housing is about 40 years, the actual price of the ng housing is more than 100 times the housing price.

It can be seen that the housing prices are not expensive…”

Indeed, some experts have posted this speechless comparison on Weibo. There are too many experts in China, with different quality and many people who are just making up for the numbers.

Li Fan said: "There is another expert who proposed a theory, kite theory. Do you know?"

Someone knew about it and someone shook his head.

"The so-called kite theory, this expert believes that housing prices are like flying kites. When it is high, it is tighter and when it is low, it is the current situation of housing prices." Li Fan rolled his eyes and said, "Bah, to say it, who doesn't know this? Change the most simple and reasonable or fact to a high-end name, and an economic theory will come out?"

Seeing the audience smile, Li Fan paused and thoughtful, and suddenly nodded, "Well, I should have blamed him wrongly. This is not an economic theory, he should be talking about sociological theory.

Because, housing prices are really like flying kites. Whether it is tight or loose, we can't reach it anyway."

The applause of the scene came again, which was quite sarcastic.

"Let's look at a picture. This is the housing price trend chart of Beijing from 2008 to 2019, 11 years."

On the big screen, a trend chart of housing prices in Beijing appeared.

In 2008, average price: 11,000;

In 2009, average price: 23,800;

10 years, average price: 28,000;

...

19 years, average price: 65,000;

As housing prices soar, people are angry every time they see it, and everyone is a little angry and helpless at this time, especially the brothers who have not bought a house.

This group of brothers must rule out the student party because the student party is still in the ivory tower and has not yet been tortured by reality and housing prices. The housing price problem is far away from them. They cannot fully experience the sorrow of the young people who are waiting to marry and their parents. They will be worried after graduation.

Hey, it’s not right, ivory tower... OK, students also have houses!

Li Fan pointed to the screen and said, "Did you see it? The housing prices in Beijing have increased by 6 times in 11 years. Is the real estate industry crazy? Who gave them the courage to raise prices so crazy? Liang Jingjing?"

Wow!

The scene was hilarious again, and the applause was thunderous.

This joke was very famous in his previous life, but although there was also the song "Courage" in this world, it was indeed sung by Liang Jingjing and used by Li Fan.

The audience clapped and said:

"It's a magical turn. I've scolded real estate before, but I finally got Liang Jingjing out."

"Look at it, this joke must be widely circulated!"

"I guess Liang Jingjing is sneezing at home at this time, haha!"

...

The burden sounded, and Li Fan said again: "Please look at the next picture, the distribution map of the housing prices in Beijing."

The distribution map of the housing prices in Beijing is shown on the big screen. Li Fan continued: "Every year during the Chinese New Year, it is a time to show off my wealth. I bought a house, a car, etc., and everyone competed with each other.

Of course, I am a vulgar person and love to show off. But we are cultural people and cannot be too direct, so I asked, did anyone hear the sound of firecrackers? Some people said they heard it, crackling, and they live in Tongzhou.

Some people say that they can be heard vaguely, so he lives near Jingshan.

And I said I didn’t hear it at all. This New Year has no New Year atmosphere at all.”

Li Fan pointed to Zhaoyang District, "I'm very sorry, who made me live here!"

Huh...

Cheers at the scene!

Booing is very common in crosstalk and talk shows, and it is not really derogatory. It can be translated here as: Look at it and show off your boy, haha!

“Yes, my home is here, I like to buy a house.

My classmate criticized me and said, "Why don't you have the style of a college student at all?" You should invest in the money for buying a house, financial management, etc., how much technical content you have to buy a house?

I told them the reason why I bought a house was very simple.

Because if I don’t buy a house and put the money in the bank, my money will be lent to someone else to buy a house. In the end, I live in a house that someone else bought with my money. They also collect my rent and use my rent to pay off the mortgage. Then they joke about me with a wife and having children. Am I stupid?

I have bought several properties, but my dad really can't stand it recently and said it's dangerous for you to do this!

What should I do if I charge high property taxes in the future? High property taxes are specifically designed to treat real estate speculators like you."

Many people are looking forward to the introduction of high property taxes, and everyone is looking forward to severe crackdown on real estate speculators. This is the voice of many citizens.

Li Fan paused and smiled, "I said, it's okay. How much is the high property tax? 2% or 3%? Then the rent will increase by another 2,000 yuan!"

The audience felt sad in the laughter, and after making trouble, the bottom people paid for it in the end. Who made them have no say?

Li Fan: "My dad said, don't always buy a house. In the future, the house will be ruined. You save the money, manage your finances, and then leave it to my eldest grandson!

I said that's different? I also gave the money to your grandson. Are there any grandsons who are even more grandson than real estate developers?"

The applause rang out in an instant!

"Okay, right!"

"Good scolding, great scolding!"

"Their grandson!"

"It's so satisfying to scold!"

...

However, there were also some people who were not very happy at the scene. For example, the real estate developer boss who spent 59,999 yuan to buy a ticket, his face looked very ugly at this time.

Others spend money to find fun, but they spend money to listen to scolding, and this money is spent...

Li Fan signaled everyone to be quiet and continued: "After buying a house, my mentality changed. In the past, I hoped that housing prices would fall every day, but it would collapse. Now, I look at the housing price trend chart every day, your sister, you should rise soon!!"

This is the general mentality of all citizens, and everyone smiles with a heart.

Li Fan: "When I saw that I bought a house in the capital, he also came to the capital and said that he must take root in the capital.

He said that he wanted to buy a 100-square-meter house in Beijing for a monthly salary of 10,000 yuan. Is there any feasible way?

I don’t think the problem is big, so I asked him to set a small goal first: for example, live it for 500 years first!

My cousin is frowning every day because of the housing prices. With his meager salary, he really can't afford a house. He thinks about things every day and dreams about night. One night he had a dream and dreamed that he picked up a magic lamp.

He wiped the magic lamp, and the lamp god floated out and said, "I am the lamp god, I can satisfy your wish!"

My cousin was overjoyed and said excitedly: 'I want a house in the capital!!'

The God of Light twitched and cried, saying, 'Your uncle, if I could give you a house, why would I live in the light?'"

"puff!"

"Ha ha!"

"This joke is funny!"

...

Another burden sounded!

After talking for more than 10 minutes, Li Fan took advantage of the audience's laughter and took a sip of water, moistened his throat, and continued:

"My cousin didn't talk about buying a house for a while, and I didn't understand it. He asked him what was wrong. He said he was waiting for Double Eleven. Double Eleven is "Single's Day". It is another major shopping festival for major e-commerce companies. Buying a house will definitely be cheap at that time! It would be great if I could get a 50% discount.

Audience friends, right?"

Everyone spoke in unison: "Yes!"

"What's right? It depends on what you said. It seems that we can afford it if the housing price is 50% off!"

Why!

Someone sighed.

"My cousin worked hard to buy a house and worked overtime all night. During the year he came to Beijing, he went from a salesperson to a team leader, and from leading the team to a department manager. His salary also increased step by step. Finally, the world will not let down those who work hard. With the support of his parents, he finally had the money to pay the down payment!"

Everyone laughed. This twist... turned out to be funded by their parents, and they thought they were working hard on their own.

Li Yong laughed loudly and nodded, "This irony is so spicy! It makes people laugh with tears!"

This joke is also a very popular joke in the past life, and few people don’t know it.

Li Fan: "If you have money, please choose a house. I found an agent and looked around for houses. The agent said, "Sir, please buy it quickly, the house price will rise again soon!"

My cousin didn't believe their nonsense, so he slowly picked it, then picked it from here, and then picked it from here..." (On the big screen map of the capital, the light spot of Li Fan's laser point expanded from the city center.)
To be continued...