Pour mountain spring water into the mud pot, burn it with charcoal, put some lychee carbon, the water burned out has the fragrance of lychees, and then gently incite it with a fan, keep it low and burn it slowly, for fear of burning away the minerals."

Gu Yating nodded, "There are all things to do here."

"When the water is ready, pour the purple clay pot with water first. This is to keep the temperature of the pot gentle and water, and then it has reached the most critical step, make tea!"

"I can finally drink it."

Li Fan nodded, "That's right! Auntie opened the drawer, showed it to me, and asked: 'Child, do you like to drink Lipton, or 3:1 AM?'"

Gu Yating spread her shoulders, "What a bag of tea? I've been wasting for a long time, how about drinking a bag of tea?"

"Auntie also said, child, here are Dahongpao, Tieguanyin, West Lake Longjing, Sultan San——"

"Your 'Sudan' is tea? Stop drinking it. Is there a scholarly family in my family?"

Li Fan nodded, "Well, you have culture and quality of life."

Gu Yating curled her lips: "I didn't see it!"

After the audience laughed, Li Fan said: "The old man not only educates his children, but also educates his son-in-law. Gu Yating's father, also my future father-in-law--"

Students on the scene: "Well!"

Gu Yating said: "Looking at the situation today, maybe it's right!"

Li Fan laughed: "Boss Gu is very smart in business. He was an entrepreneur in the province two years ago. Two years later, he has begun to reclaim markets in the three northeastern provinces. At the entrance of Jingda Zheng, the Yating chain supermarket across the street, and the Jingcheng flagship store will be open in the near future. Everyone is welcome to support it."

Gu Yating smiled and said, "Your advertisement is made, your father-in-law will be very happy!"

In unison, he said: "Well!"

Li Fan: "Boss Gu originally planned to enter real estate a while ago. After all, real estate makes a lot of money. He also visited the construction site of an entrepreneur friend and gained some knowledge.

At that time, the real estate owner pointed to a community in front of him and said, "Xiao Gu, this is my newly built community called "Sea"!"

Boss Gu asked in confusion: ‘The community name is only one word?’

‘Well, just one word. After this community is built, it will be sold for 6,000 yuan per square meter. I will build four more communities in all directions to surround the sea! The housing prices of the four communities outside are 13,000 yuan per square meter!’

Boss Gu asked why the price is so big and the “sea” inside?”

Gu Yating asked, "Yes, why is it so big?"

"The boss said that the circle outside is called the 'Sea View Room', so the price is naturally high!"

After hearing this joke, You Yong was so happy that he slapped his thigh. It was amazing, he was so damn complaining!

The burden was successfully heard again, and this joke of complaining about the developer's false propaganda immediately resonated with everyone on the scene.

"Boss Gu has finished his journey and reported to his father-in-law. He wants to hear his father-in-law's advice. The father-in-law said, 'Little Gu, we can't do this real estate!"

Xiao Gu said——”

Gu Yating browsed: "Xiao Gu?"

"Uh, father-in-law!"

"father in law?"

"Okay, Boss Gu said, 'Dad, I don't want to do it either. I think it's a bit sorry for my conscience when doing real estate."

The old man said: 'Xiao Gu, conscience is second-hand, mainly because the real estate bubble is serious now, and it will burst as soon as it blows!'"

"Don't talk nonsense!"

"Just kidding! The old man is very decent, and Boss Gu is also a businessman. This is well-known. Recently, the large supermarket chain opposite Beijing University, Jingcheng flagship store, and Yating Supermarket opened. The business rewards are 30% off for the whole venue, 9 yuan off for the whole venue, and 99 yuan off for the whole area, and welcome everyone!"

The audience: "Wow!"

"When it comes to the family education of the old man, we just talked about the education of the son-in-law. Let's talk about the education of the next generation, which is Gu Yating's generation. There is an interesting rule at home that as long as the girl is over 16 years old, she must spray perfume."

Gu Yating said: "It's true, but it's all in small quantities."

Li Fan said: "During the Idiom Conference competition, I passed by Gu Yating, and I smelled a faint fragrance. I am very familiar with this smell. I have never heard of the famous international brands in China and abroad!"

“What brand?”

"Gu Yating has been well educated since childhood and is proficient in both piano, chess, calligraphy and painting!"

"Wait a minute, what brand you haven't heard of?"

"Uh... Wang Shouyi said she was playing chess, calligraphy and painting—"

Gu Yating beat him and said, "Okay, Thirteen Scent? Are you sprinkling ingredients on your body? Is that Wang Shouyi? That's David Li!"

"almost!"

"What's the same in your house?"

"It's all delicious. Let's talk about Gu Yating's proficiency in piano, chess, books, painting, singing, dancing, embroidery, performance, playing, playing and singing."

"You are just playing the sing and singing. I don't play the sing and singing. Is my grass team performing? Is it still playing the sing and singing?"

"Okay, let's talk about Gu Yating's dance first. He has practiced dance since he was a child, has a solid foundation and is very good at dancing. Hey, what are you good at?"

Gu Yating said: "I am good at ethnic dance."

"No, right!"

“I will do tap dance, too!”

"No, right, that's the one who is very sexy!" Li Fan slapped his thighs and his eyes lit up, "Oh, I remembered it, the ninth set of radio gymnastics, the times are calling!"

puff!

The audience was overjoyed and started cheering loudly!

"Come one!"

"Come one!"

Li Fan was stunned, "You guys see this too?"

The audience said again:

"Come one!"

"Come one!"

...

The whole crosstalk lasted for half an hour, and many people were already laughing so hard that their stomachs were sore and their throats were tired. This original crosstalk with unique laughter came to an end.

Li Fan and Gu Yating both bowed:

"Thank you everyone, we are here to wish our classmates a success in Peking University!"

Gu Yating: "Successful!"

Amid the warm applause and cheers, the two left the stage, but just as they walked to a corner of the stage, Li Fan turned back again and said to Mike: "Yating Supermarket, Beijing Flagship Store, has been opened recently, and has a great service for guests. The whole venue starts at 30% off, and 9 yuan off for every 100 yuan..."

The audience: "Well!!"

You Yong's eyes narrowed, "Okay, this is good, the revitalization of crosstalk depends on this kid, he must be his. I must accept him as my disciple!!"

Song Ying smiled faintly and said, "Don't worry, we are still thinking about this young man in the entertainment industry."
Chapter completed!