On the stage, Li Fan lowered his sleeves and continued his crosstalk performance.

"When talking about my girlfriend's family, we must first start with her grandfather. In Hong Kong films, in the late 1960s and early 1970s, there was a very famous supporting role called Song Yuanming. Those who have watched the classic old film "Hong Kong City Storm" should have an impression of Li Ge who was pulling a rickshaw. That was Gu Yating's grandfather."

Gu Yating: "Yes, that's right."

"At first, the old man also started as a supporting role. Like the famous international kung fu superstar "International Dragon", if a newcomer wants to become famous, you must start working hard from the bottom. He also played many passers-by in the early days. As soon as the protagonist fired a shot, dada dada, the old man followed the others to the ground with a "bang". The protagonist drew his sword, and swished, the old man had a beautiful side flip, lay on the ground and struggled for a while, and died again. In the early days, he had such a role, and he didn't even have a line."

"Who said there was no one? There was another 'Ah!'!"

Li Fan smiled and said, "Okay. It's not easy for celebrities to start working hard, they all come step by step. In the blink of an eye, three years have passed. The old man has played the role of a passerby for three years but he is not promising. But he is already 22 years old and has reached the age of getting married, so he married his first love girlfriend, Tang Qing, the famous lady at the time. "

"Wait a minute," Gu Yating quickly grabbed Li Fan and said, "My grandma is not called Tang Qing."

"Well? Grandpa's name is Song Yuanming, but isn't grandma's name Tang Qing? Tang Song Yuan Ming Qing!"

"Stop talking nonsense, grandma's name is Tang Fu."

Li Fan suddenly realized, "Oh, it's called Tang Fu? Then call him Tang Fu for a while."

"What does it mean to be a slap in trouble? It's already!"

"Okay, listen to you. Grandma, her family is rich and powerful, and she ranks one of the top 10 richest people in Hong Kong. Think about it, how stressful is a man from a poor family who married a rich daughter? Especially his acting career has not improved anyway. It has only played corpses for three years. This is embarrassing.

For example, someone asked his father-in-law, "Where is the noble son-in-law?", the father-in-law said, "The entertainment industry!", "The entertainment industry? Big stars, what movies have you made? What roles have we admired!" Students, why did you tell the rich man that his son-in-law was a supporting actor to play the corpse?

Grandpa felt uncomfortable, especially when the eldest daughter was born, the old man became even more anxious about his career.

Let me briefly introduce that the old man has three daughters, and the third daughter Song Ying was sitting in the guest seat below the audience. Hello, aunt."

After waved to Song Ying and greeting him, Li Fan said again: "The second daughter is Gu Yating's mother, a well-known beauty in the calendar. The eldest daughter is currently doing business in Singapore and is a successful businessman. However, the eldest daughter was also a part-time entertainment industry at first, and she was on the TV screen as soon as she was born. The doll on the famous Hongyuan milk powder trademark at that time was the eldest daughter.

The eldest daughter was born because she was very beautiful and came from a wealthy family. So she quickly became famous in the entertainment industry. She was only one year old and starred in "Baby Project". Moreover, the whole movie was supported by this cute doll."

Gu Yating nodded: "Auntie is really beautiful!"

Li Fan: "In the whole family, the father-in-law is a rich man, his wife is an artist, and his daughter is a famous child star. Even his daughter's pay is countless times. On the set, people say that his grandfather is Song Jia's father. In life, everyone says that his grandfather is Song Zhongji's son-in-law, Tang Fu's husband, and his grandfather is put on a hat of eating soft food. It's so uncomfortable.

Someone teased grandpa and said that you will never have to worry about food and drink in your life. Grandpa sighed and said, "I am also 'I have old people above and young people below'!"

The burden sounds again!

What a "old man above and young man below", which made the students on the scene laugh.

Song Ying was so happy that she covered her face and laughed. Her father's long-term lamenting expression instantly appeared in front of her.

Li Fan lit the table, "Students, the old man is also a man. When he can't think about it, he must take off his hat as a "soft man" as soon as possible, so he worked hard to cultivate his acting skills and secretly swore that even if he played a dead person, he would become the one with the best acting skills among the dead people!

There is a saying that only by enduring hardships can one become the best. By chance, the old man finally had the opportunity to turn himself around.

One day, the famous director Li Angang shouted "Crack" and suddenly found that there was a young man with a wide face and handsome face in the extra. He played this "corpse" very beautifully in the extra."

Gu Yating glanced at him, "Can the dead still act beautiful?"

"Then look, art. Director Li An said, as if he had discovered a treasure, called the old man beside him and said, "Young man, your acting skills are very outstanding, and your character portrayal is very well-placed. Use a word to describe it. What word should I use? Let me think about it!"

Gu Yating smiled and said, "This director probably has no education."

Li Fan said: "It's quite educated. The director has been holding it back for a long time and putting it on an idiom, 'Young man, your acting skills are so good that you can act like a dead person. In this idiom, it's 'three points in the ground'!"

This baggage completely ignited the enthusiasm of the audience, and applause and laughter came together, completely interrupting the performance on the stage.

"puff!"

"Hahaha, I'm so laughing. 'Three-point in the ground', so I'm so three-point in the ground!"

"The image is appropriate, a good joke!"

"Okay, well said!"

...

Gu Yating spread her hands and said, "This is nonsense. If you have been playing the corpse for three years, you can still act until you are buried in three parts! Besides, is this an idiom?"

Li Fan said: "It doesn't matter whether the idiom is important. It mainly fully illustrates the perfection of the old man portraying an inconspicuous character. It is said that after the old man was discovered by director Li An, he finally ushered in a turning point in his career and successfully played the golden supporting role in many film and television dramas. In the late 1960s and early 1970s, although the old man was not a big star, the audience did not know him. He was the first actor in Hong Kong films to be called the 'golden supporting role'."

Gu Yating said: "Well, indeed, as a golden supporting actor, he has appeared in 135 films and TV series in 5 years."

Li Fan: "But the old man's ambition is more than that. The old man plans to transform and make money! But what should I do? The old man slapped his thigh and planned to open a private radio station in the UK!"

"Why?"

"First of all, grandma Tang Qing is an artist-"

"Tang Fu!!"

"Grandma Tang Fu is an artist, with an artist circle, and there is no problem with resources. Secondly, European and American countries were very unfamiliar with our Chinese culture at that time, and some people were also interested in it. This is a selling point. Using this, you can make money and promote Chinese culture. Wouldn't it be the best of both worlds?"

Gu Yating nodded, "Well, it makes sense."

Li Fan said: "At the beginning of the radio station, in order to promote Chinese culture in Europe and the United States, my grandfather planned to broadcast several programs, the first one was: lion dance!"

Gu Yating was stunned, "Lion dance?"

"The second gear is dragon dance!"

"Dance dragon?"

"The third gear is acrobatics!"

Gu Yating quickly grabbed Li Fan's arm, "Hey, you wait a moment."

"The fourth level is shadow puppetry! Dear students, traditional art, shadow puppetry!"

"Li Fan, wait a moment!"

"The fifth gear is-"

"Wait for Li Fan!"

Li Fan looked at her in confusion, "What's wrong?"

Gu Yatingsheng said undespair: "Brother, lion dance, dragon dance, acrobatics and shadow puppetry are broadcast on the radio?"

"ah!"

"What? What can I hear? That's it on TV. What can I hear on radio? These programs need to be watched with my eyes!"

Li Fan said blankly: "You can make up for it!"

"Braining? Then how big are you?"

More than 4,000 people at the scene were experiencing a dizzy laugh, even the master of folk art You Yong was already laughing out loud.

The stage performance of crosstalk is very high, and not everyone can say crosstalk. The same joke can make you laugh so hard that your stomach hurts, but it is meaningless to say it to most people. An online joke that you can hear is so bad that you will often not be bad when you say it from Lao Guo. This is stage art.

Of course, Li Fan is not a master of crosstalk, but he prefers various types of folk art. His uncle at home has been writing crosstalk since he was a novel, and Li Fan was also influenced by his experiences. Although he was not easy to perform on stage at this time, at least outsiders think this is an expert, and those who are an expert think this is the best seedling of crosstalk.

Continue on stage.

Li Fan said: "After grandpa makes money with this--"

Gu Yating interrupted: "Ha, get rich? I think it's easy to go bankrupt!"

The audience laughed again.

Li Fan blinked, "After getting rich from the radio station, my grandfather went to the United States to buy a piece of land, built his own mansion, a typical Chinese villa. When he walked into the yard, he was filled with flowers and gurgling water, as if he was like a fairyland."

"Well, it's really beautiful!"

"He raised his head and saw a couplet hanging on the pillars of the villa door. The first couplet said: It is a blessing to suffer losses!"

Gu Yating said: "Indeed, grandpa often educates us that it is good to suffer some losses in life!"

Li Fan compared it with his hands and said again: "The second couplet: Blessing is as blessed as the East China Sea!!"

"What, if I do, my family will suffer! How much will it suffer?"

"The horizontal sign is," Li Fan stretched out a finger and hooked it back, "Come on, come here!"

Wow!

Applause, shouts and screams completely flooded the entire auditorium.

Everyone laughed so hard that they leaned back and forth from wherever the camera swept through.

Song Ying's cheeks were red when she smiled, You Yong slammed the table with a smile, while the principal's beard shook violently.

Especially the students present, they laughed so hard that they stamped their feet.

Have you ever seen such a funny crosstalk? For the first time, they found that crosstalk was so interesting. It turned out that crosstalk was not just about complimenting GDP on TV to promote people’s wealth and strength!

Especially Li Fan's typhoon with steady and "funny" expressions made everyone laugh.

After being interrupted by the craze at the scene again, Gu Yating said, "You are here? It's not enough. Besides, there is no that movie, it hasn't been aired at that time."

Li Fan cleared his throat and continued: "After the old man became successful, he was very attentive to educate his children. Just talking about his second daughter's house, that is, Gu Yating's house, I can feel the artistic atmosphere of a traditional cultural family every time I go there."

Gu Yating said: "What kind of artistic atmosphere is there?"

Li Fan said: "I remember the first time I went to your house. My aunt was so enthusiastic. I asked her to go into the living room and first look at the tea. Dear classmates, it is so particular about drinking tea. We use cups to drink tea, and we must use authentic Yixing purple clay teapots when we drink tea!"

“There is indeed such a particular thing!”

"First of all, the nanny uses a mud pot to boil water. Please note that it must be a mud pot. Moreover, the water cannot be used to use tap water, there is bleaching powder, and pure water cannot be used. Pure water has no minerals, and mountain spring water must be used!
To be continued...