Song Zhongshu's idea of ​​beating Li Fan is not a matter of one day or two.

Since he saw the work "Youth" at Teacher Chen's photography exhibition, he has set his sights on Li Fan.

Moreover, he heard that Chen Yuan planned to take the work "Yu Youth" to participate in the international photography exhibition, which aroused the urge to create a painting for Li Fan. Where can I find this model? Maybe he might have become famous with Li Fan in one fell swoop and has since entered the ranks of great artists.

When he told Li Fan this request, Li Fan naturally shirked away. It is two different natures that like to appreciate works and willing to participate in them.

Song Zhongshu said anxiously: "Don't worry, it will definitely not take up too much of your time."

Zhang Lei immediately shook his head and said, "Xiaofan, don't listen to him lie to you. This kid once drew a skull for a month."

Li Fan suddenly felt creepy when he heard this. When he thought, who could stand sitting stiffly for a few hours? And it wasn't something that could be done in a day or two. Just kidding? How could he have that time to dedicate his delicate body to the painting world?

Peng Ren gave an idea and said, "Li Fan, give him a photo of himself and let him draw it in the photo!"

Song Zhongshu's face turned cold at that time, as if he was a genius painter, and said anxiously: "No, absolutely not. You don't know how to paint at all, and there is no artistic inspiration at all!"

When Li Fan heard the word "artistic inspiration", he suddenly got goosebumps. He thought he would sit there for three or two months, and a man opposite him observed your nose, mouth, Adam's apple... and he also had to find inspiration from himself. No, no, no, it was so awkward. If he changed to a beautiful painter, well, he could give it a try.

The opposite sex attracts each other, and the same sex rejects it. I don’t lack money or reputation, so I want to live a more comfortable life, so I’d better forget it.

Amidst the teasing, the "big painter" had a blushing face and thick neck, thinking that you don't understand painting at all, and you don't understand art. While he was secretly holding his breath, he suddenly looked at Gu Yating, "Oh, you can't draw handsome guys, you can also draw beautiful girls."

"Yating, I also think you have artistic wisdom. Do you want to develop into the painting world?"

Gu Yating hurriedly said, "I like painting, but I don't like being painted. Please let me go."

He was rejected again, and Song Zhongshu suddenly felt that his artistic career had suffered setbacks.

Zhang Lei smiled and said, "No need to make a decision on them. They are both busy people. How can I have time to mess with you? I have time and can lend it to you."

"Brother, I am an art person, not someone else, it seems that you have no inspiration!"

"Okay, I still don't have any inspiration. Come on, let's drink one in the wine!"

...

The dinner was not over until 12 o'clock in the evening. Everyone went downstairs and prepared to go home. They were basically driving here and were drunk, so they had to find a designated driver.

BMW 5 Series, Mercedes-Benz E-Class, etc., one after another disappeared before Li Fan. These cars are not expensive and are standard for a well-off life, but they also touched Li Fan's heartstrings.

He suddenly itched in his heart, and suddenly the idea of ​​getting a car to drive. To be honest, a car is of no use for Li Fan, it is completely unnecessary decoration. Li Fan himself knew this truth, but he was helpless, just itchy in his heart.

His mentality is actually not much different from that of a woman buying a bag. Helpless, just like the name "Li Fan", he is also a mortal, with various desires and various small thoughts.

Seeing this, Jia Yun walked to Li Fan and said, "What are you thinking? Why are you suddenly stunned?"

"A little envious." Li Fan didn't pretend to be fake either.

"Then buy one."

"No money."

"You don't have money yet? Just pretend to be poor!"

Now, no one believes that Li Fan has no money. After all, with Li Fan's current popularity on the Internet, he has participated in various programs. A while ago, he endorsed the BBQ learning machine. No one would think that Li Fan is a "poor ghost", but Li Fan really doesn't have much money.

Variety shows are to increase his influence and maintain his popularity. Even the "Speed ​​Star" he just participated in only gave him 20,000 yuan in labor. In fact, labor is not considered a labor fee, it should be called hard work.

His only source of income is the endorsement fee of Bubusheng Learning Machine, but this payment is still paid in quarterly. It is only 250,000 yuan per quarter, and this has been included in my mother's card. As for the reward regulations in the contract terms, it must be launched before the product can be used to generate profits. The manufacturer information we have obtained so far has not yet been released on the market. When will we get money?

Oh, why are you so cheesy? Bah! If you don’t bow for five dou of rice, you will have to fold eight dou of rice!

Li Fan cursed himself in his heart, then poured chicken soup for the soul, and then calmed down his urgent mood of inexplicably buying a car.

That night, Li Fan and Gu Yating did not return to Beijing University, and were both invited by Jia Yun to rest. When they arrived at Jia Yun's home, Li Fan was hit with a heavy hammer again.

Jia Yun’s mansion is located in the golden area of ​​the city center, with a 240-square-meter leap floor, with a house price of more than 30 million yuan.

When Li Fan heard this price, he vomited blood, "Sister Yun, where is the bathroom, so let me wake up."

Jia Yun looked at Li Fan's back and asked in confusion: "What's wrong with this child?"

"It should be a wealthy fan," Gu Yating said this and shouted in the direction of the bathroom, "Little wealthy fan!"

"what?"

Gu Yating wrapped around Jia Yun's arm and said with a smile: "Look, he admitted it himself, right?"

That night, Li Fan was lying on the bed and tossing and turning. He originally planned to buy a house near the school when he was in college in his third year of high school, but at this time he calculated with his fingers: a slightly better community near Beijing University has about 150,000 yuan per square meter, and a small apartment of 60 square meters is 9 million yuan. How can he afford it?

The more I think about it, the more annoying I feel, so I sleep in a quilt, have a good dream, and then my dream comes true!

It was dawn that Li Fan was sleeping in a daze, but he heard a knock on the door.

"Li Fan, the key is on the coffee table. I'll leave first. Go to Shanghai and have an event."

"Yeah!" After a long "Yeah", Li Fan turned around and fell asleep again.

Until noon, amid a thumping knock on the door and a irritable roar, Li Fan finally got up in a daze. He rubbed his eyes and said, "Don't knock, are you sick early in the morning?"

"Your house is called morning at 12 o'clock? Sister Yun has flew away. Don't stay with her. I've been waiting for you for 6 hours and I've been convinced."

"Flying away? Why don't I know?"

Look, this sleep quality.

After putting on his clothes, Li Fan walked into the living room. At this time, Gu Yating had already raised his backpack. After yawning, he said, "Let's go, go back to school."

Gu Yating pointed to the coffee table and said, "Here, bring the key."

"Key, what key?" Li Fan glanced at the coffee table in confusion, but saw a car key on it, he picked it up and looked at it, and asked, "What kind of car is this?"

“Porsche 911.”

"Oh!" Although Li Fan didn't understand the car, he probably seemed to be a sports car. He said, "Is it the kind of sports car that whimpered when he ran?"

Gu Yating stroked her cheek hard, "You're so low, yes, whimpering, Sister Yun said to lend you one. If you don't like this, there is also a key to an off-road vehicle in this drawer, you can choose whatever you want."

"This is good," Li Fan looked carefully, and then put it back obediently.

"What's wrong?" Gu Yating said in confusion.

"I can't drive, I don't have a driver's license."

"Ah? According to Chinese laws, you can take the tickets from the age of 16. Did you not take the exam last year?"

"I don't have a car and I'll get a bad test, let's go."

As soon as the two opened the door, Li Fan stopped and said, "How about you, please take me for a ride?"

The two of them came to the garage with the keys, and Gu Yating carried Li Fan through the streets and alleys of the capital.

"Hey, will you drive? Be careful and don't meet people!" Li Fan instructed.

"You road killer? How did you get the exam for this ticket? Did you spend money to guarantee the ticket?"

"Gu Yating! Overtaking, this sports car makes you feel like you drive a tractor."

...

After Gu Yating gave Li Fan countless eyes, he smashed the steering wheel hard and shouted: "Li Fan, shut up!"

"Stop smashing it, I can't afford it."

"I'll pay! Shut up. People like you hate the most when they ride in a car. They can't drive, they hate the most when they don't know how to drive, they hate the most when they hate the most!!" Accompanied by the roar, there was also the sound of constantly smashing the steering wheel.

Li Fan immediately became honest. The female driver couldn't afford to offend him. Is this considered anger?

Anyway, both of them were "ill" and were noisy. Three hours later, and the road was finally opened: the traffic in the Great Capital is good!

People always have to return to reality. They stayed in a luxury house for one night and experienced a sports car. Li Fan, who returned to Beijing University, immediately settled down and laughed loudly at the classmates who were preparing to defend their papers in the dormitory.

Seeing everyone raised their heads in confusion, Li Fan joked: "I was hit hard when I went out last night, but look at you, well, we are more than better than the best than the best, I am content."

When everyone heard this, they pressed Li Fan on the bed again and tortured him.

"Who do you look down on? Who do you look down on?"

"Have you heard a word? It's an hour, it's not necessarily good, you'll be done in the future."

"Take him off!"

...

Li Fan quickly raised his hand and said, "Wait a minute, I am the squad leader, be careful I will wear small shoes for you."

"Hmph, maybe we will be our squad leader in the future. If we don't make it through the winter vacation, we will never see each other again."

As soon as these words were said, everyone was filled with melancholy and returned to the desk to continue preparing for the defense.

The elimination rate of "Boya Cup" is too high. The half-elimination a month ago was eliminated, and 150 people were identified. After tomorrow, half of the students will stop there. The pressure on each student is very huge.

How many people can be as relaxed as Li Fan? They don’t have that strength.

He went downstairs to buy some cold drinks for his classmates and sent a batch to the girls' dormitory. Then, Li Fan sat on the bed holding the computer and started writing articles.

In just one hour, after Li Fan typing the last keycap, the whole article was completed - "Study on "The Memorial of Later Departure"".

The inspiration for writing this article was from the "Essence of Fake Books Textbooks" written by himself in the exam yesterday. In that article, he first analyzed the textbooks and the "Shangshu" and so on.

In "The Essence of Fake Book Textbooks", he didn't write much in "The Memorial of Later Trials", and he didn't even get 1,000 words and did not write it in detail. He just took advantage of the opportunity to write a series of fake book textbook textbooks for famous people in "The Times of Chinese Studies" to write a series of famous books, and then open a series of celebrity anecdotes, etc.

After checking it again, Li Fan sent the article to Lu Yaya's work email. After a moment, the phone number there came directly and said anxiously: "Li Fan, are you sure you are not talking nonsense?"
To be continued...