The Boya Cup examination officially ended at 5 pm, and Li Fan, who handed in the test paper in the morning, went out for a leisurely trip.

As soon as the exam was over, the invigilator Dr. Yang had just sent the students' test papers to the office, and several professors in the room all focused their attention on the thick test papers.

"Their students have a very high overall level. I'll take a few glances first."

Professor Zhang stood up first and flipped the answers quickly one by one, only looking at the name, not the content.

"I'll take a look, I'm idle, and see how good these kids are."

"Then I won't be idle."

...

Several professors flipped around a stack of test papers, making the answers to the entire literature class mess up.

Professor Zhang, who was the first to finish the answer list, frowned. Was he dazzled, why didn’t he find that guy’s answer list?

Professor Zhang said: "Did you see the answer sheet of Li Fan?"

"I'm looking for it, but I haven't found it!"

"I don't have that either."

Well, these three professors came for Li Fan's answer list. After all, this kid has contributed two wonderful papers. Each of them is very admirable, and even ashamed of himself. This kid is completely a genius, not only knowledgeable, but also his own literary and artistic creation philosophy. If everyone is not convinced, it won't be able to do so!

The doctoral student invigilating the literature class smiled and said, "Dear professors, don't look for it anymore. Dean Cui took this answer list away. The dean said he would like to personally approve it."

...

In the dean's office, Cui Yongnian was walking indoors with his hands behind his back. He narrowed his eyes slightly, and his facial expression was very entangled. One step, two steps... After wandering countless steps, his eyes fell on "The Essence of Fake Book Textbooks" again.

After sitting back on the office chair and sucking a cigarette, Cui Yongnian turned on the "Essence of Fake Books" again. After turning a few pages, he felt something was wrong. Then he immediately got up, took out a large stack of books from the bookcase, and hung up reading glasses again. While he was looking through the "Essence of Fake Books" while checking the information...

At this time, Li Fan was shopping in the vegetable market. He could not stay in the capital for a few days. Zhang Lei saved up a case and called a group of friends to his home.

Zhang Lei has made new changes. He combed his big back, waxed his hair, and walked in a suit and ties. The only thing he has not changed is that he still likes nonsense like before.

"Hey, boss, do you have Green Island shrimp? The one that costs 38 yuan per person is so exciting to me, what's the matter? Then I have to let my wife go back to her hometown in Green Island. My wife's house is a fishery product."

Yes, he finally gotten out of singleness and became a wife. Along the way, he said the word "daughter-in-law" more than 20 times intentionally or unintentionally. It is estimated that he has really been so tired after so many years.

The two bought all kinds of vegetables, fish, meat, crabs, prawns, etc., and then they went home.

The moment he walked into Zhang Lei's home, Li Fan couldn't help but nodded with satisfaction. It was really good. Although the area of ​​one bedroom and one living room was very small, it was clean and neat and orderly, and the house was decorated quite trendy.

"It's a little bit small, just sit there."

"It's not small anymore, how good is this geographical location! How much does it cost?"

"The two families have collected the total house payment of 4.2 million yuan, and the down payment is 1.26 million yuan."

Li Fan's head buzzed, and the down payment was 1.26 million yuan, which was so scary.

Li Fan couldn't help but be amazed. It was so difficult to take root in this big city.

Dingdong!

After Li Fan opened the door, Song Zhongshu came in.

This Song Zhongshu and Li Fan met a few days ago. They were Xiaoxiao's distant relatives and had a close relationship with Zhang Lei. He was a graduate student at the Beijing University Academy of Fine Arts. Li Fan had previously got him tickets for Teacher Chen's photography exhibition, so the two nodded.

Seeing Song Zhongshu carrying painting tools, Li Fan smiled and said, "Brother Song, have you gone out to sketch?"

"Well, I went to the suburbs," Song Zhongshu said this, staring at Li Fan very salivaly and said, "That Li Fan--"

"Meow, Meow!"

The sudden cat moan interrupted the conversation between the two. They looked at the source of the sound at the same time and saw a lazy cat lying timidly at the door of the bedroom looking at them.

"I just adopted this, isn't it adorable?" Zhang Lei walked over and picked up the tabby cat, looking doting.

Li Fan chuckled, "Brother, have you never heard of men not raising cats or women not raising dogs?"

Zhang Lei said in confusion: "What's wrong?"

Li Fan raised his eyebrows, "That cat likes to peek at men taking a bath. Do you know this?"

"I don't know. Oh, it's true. When I was taking a shower yesterday, it stared at me."

Li Fan teased: "Where is it looking?"

"Of course it's one of my organs! What do you mean? Are you saying it's lustful?"

Li Fan laughed and said, "Tell you a story. At the end of the Han Dynasty, the naked sleep of Shu Han became a wind. Li Lang likes cats, and he must sleep with his pillow at night. At night, Li Lang dreams in spring, and the dust roots rise and fall--"

"Wait a minute, brother," Song Zhongshu interrupted quickly, "I am an art student, and I can't compare with you top students. Let's not talk about whether classical Chinese is successful? I have a hard time listening to your alien language. The vernacular movement has been 100 years. What else do you want to restore the dynasty?"

"Okay. That is to say, at the end of the Han Dynasty, people in Shuhan area liked to sleep naked. There was a buddy named Li who liked to raise cats and shared a bed with her beloved cats every night.

He said that one day, when he was sleeping at night, he had a normal physiological reaction. Seeing this, the cat couldn't help but shout, "I'll wipe it, rat!" Then, he went up and took a bite, and then licked his lips. The cat frowned and thought, "This smell was wrong."

Zhang Lei shivered, threw the cat on the ground and said, "Don't talk nonsense, it will scare people."

"This is true. You can check the information. Cats are male-infected and cannot be raised. Think about it, what are mice? They are furry and look like they are. When you just slip out, think about the coquettish form. Is it very similar? Moreover, cats like to tease mice, or admit their mistakes or have preferences for this type of person."

Zhang Lei's scalp became numb and his spine became cold. He was scared when he thought about it.

Li Fan continued: "There is another saying that good girls don't keep dogs."

Song Zhongshu was intrigued and asked, "seeking knowledge": "How do you say this?"

"This is also an allusion from the late Han Dynasty. At the end of the Han Dynasty, there was a man from Dongyue and got married. After more than a month, his husband wanted to be a member of Lu, and he was worried about his beautiful wife, so he bought a male dog—"

"Speak human words!"

Li Fan scratched his head and said, "I'm sorry, but brother, this is very simple!"

"My Chinese literature is very bad."

"Okay, at the end of the Han Dynasty, there was a buddy in Dongyue. He had just gotten married. The couple was in a sturdy manner and his life was sweet. More than a month later, the guy was sent to the central Lu area to be an official. He was very worried about his wife. He was afraid that his wife would be lonely and bored, and he was afraid that a thief would care about his wife. So he bought a majestic male dog.

Three years later, this guy returned home. As soon as he walked into the courtyard, he saw that the big dog was hostile to him and barking constantly. His beloved wife did not look too happy with him. What's wrong? I feel like an outsider!

At night, I hug my beloved wife and do some serious business. I just took off my wife's clothes and saw that she was injured behind her. What's going on? After repeated questioning, my beloved wife replied: "The dog understands people, sleeps with each other every night..."

Ah, I can't stand this cuckold. Am I not as good as a dog?

The next day, he was so angry that he slaughtered a male dog. His wife was heartbroken and jumped off the cliff and committed suicide. So, a slander came into being - Dog God!"

The two brothers laughed and fell down.

"Are you nonsense or is it true?"

"Really or not?"

Li Fan shrugged and said, "You can go and check the information."

"Stop pulling it, let's cook the rice first."

Zhang Lei started washing rice. He washed the rice cleanly and laughed while putting rice into the rice cooker. The two people in the living room had already started driving, and they were driving a big truck that was rushing all the way. And that boy Li Fan also explained to others the structure of the local location of the dog, which made him unable to help but listen carefully, and his knowledge increased greatly.

This bastard is not like a cultural person? He just talks about it for a while!

Put the rice into the pot, and then Zhang Lei was immediately worried. What is the ratio of rice to water when cooking? Let's take a look at it.

Add water, it seems to be less, and add it again, it seems to be less! After adding 5 times, it should be fine, close the lid and press the button.

"Don't both of you are idle, come and wash vegetables!"

"Okay!"

"When will these remaining people arrive? Oh my god!"

Li Fan just muttered, and someone knocked on the door. When he opened it, he saw that Gu Yating had arrived.

Gu Yating was walking with fruit and pastries in her hands. After she put it aside, she started visiting Zhang Lei’s small house. She nodded and said, “It’s not bad, it’s quite warm.”

Zhang Lei poked his head out of the kitchen and said, "It's just too small, it's only more than 50 square meters."

Li Fan raised four fingers and said, "It's about 4 million yuan. You should be able to buy a townhouse in your community, right?"

Gu Yating nodded, "Yes, can!"

Zhang Lei asked curiously: "Is Yating able to cook?"

“I can eat it.”

The three men looked at each other, but they couldn't count on them anymore.

After a moment, Peng Ren and Peng Hui brothers arrived.

Li Fan opened the door and said, "Xiaohui, can you cook?"

Peng Hui stuck out her tongue, "I can help you, maybe the next few will!"

The next few?

Within 10 minutes, Dong Peng, Le Gaogao, Prehistoric and others arrived one after another, and they were all the types of people who were eating and waiting for death.

Everyone gathered around several bags of dishes in the kitchen, all with big eyes, and none of them had cooked.

What kind of family party is there? There is not even a party. How about the party?

"Don't worry, my wife is back soon, and overtime will probably end. My wife's cooking is awesome!"
To be continued...