Chapter 358
"Oh, hey, hey...oh my god!" Shan Yao was shocked to find that he was really lame.
"You go!" Wang Qian stopped and watched Shan Yao limp.
"You're so stupid!" Tang Jing was happy.
"What do you say?" Shan Yao felt something was wrong when he heard what Tang Jing said.
"Do you look at it? My wife can see it. She said you're lame when you're fucking." Wang Qian hurriedly covered up.
"Sister, why didn't you notice this long ago?" Shan Yao cried with a sad face.
"You haven't met him, you've been lame as long as you have met him!" Tang Jing continued to laugh.
The audience continued to burst into laughter.
"She means you met me a long time ago, and I'll be transferred to you a long time ago." Wang Qian continued to hide it.
"Brother, what's going on? This?" Shan Yao was a little anxious.
"Big brother, don't worry, you sprained your leg when you were young, right?" Wang Qian pointed at Shan Yao's right leg and turned on the deception mode.
"No! It seems that only this leg has sprained me?" Shan Yao pointed to his left leg.
"It's transferred!" Wang Qian touched his chin and made a judgment.
"Ah?" Shan Yao was unaware of his sternness.
"It's so fun! You can still move your legs if you sprain your legs! This bald man can really fool you!"
"It's transferred, this bag is shaking so well!"
"This sketch is so fun! After watching so many episodes of Xiao in the Jianghu, I was the first one to watch that made my stomach feel ache in the whole process!"
"I didn't expect that the bald Wang sang well, hosted the show well, and performed the sketch well! He was simply an all-rounder!"
The audience and netizens were talking about it, and Wang Qian's sketches made them feel refreshed.
"Don't you know? Later, your profession was very unfavorable to you. It turned out that you were not a spoon, or a slicing pier. If you always tried hard on this leg, you would press the leg heavier and heavier... If you were on tiptoe, the femoral head would be necrotic, and the late stage would be vegetative!" Wang Qian intimidated Shan Yao.
"Haha...hahahaha..." Tang Jing couldn't help laughing.
"What are you doing?" Wang Qian glared at Tang Jing.
"I'll say... I'll see him again...hahaha..." Tang Jing laughed out loud.
"Be honest! I'm curing my illness!" Wang Qian glared at Tang Jing again.
"Brother, then what medicine should I use?" Shan Yao asked Wang Qian for advice.
"The medicine is not good! Don't use medicine casually!" Wang Qian waved his hand.
"Don't let someone take medicine, say stolen!" Tang Jing reminded Wang Qian.
"Look, my wife knows it, she has to use crutches!" Wang Qian took out the crutches.
"With crutches?" Shan Yao was half-believing and half-doubting.
"Please take crutches, your legs gradually became balanced, and it was cured little by little. At the beginning, an old man saw that my legs were sick, so she felt sorry for money and refused to let me see a doctor. In the end, she became disabled..." Wang Qian looked heartbroken.
"You?" Shan Yao looked at Wang Qian, probably not able to see where Wang Qian was disabled.
"There is a steel plate inside the legs, so I can't bend it back..." Wang Qian performed with his legs straight.
"Oh! Is this a useless leg?" Shan Yao expressed sympathy to Wang Qian.
"Honey, we have good legs, don't curse ourselves." Tang Jing pulled Wang Qian.
"What are you talking about? Good... Who can use crutches to your legs?" Wang Qian pushed Tang Jing away.
"Yes." Shan Yao agreed with Wang Qian's words.
"That kid is not because I feel sorry for money or something, that kid is because he..." Tang Jing kindly wanted to remind Shan Yao.
"Don't fool people!" Wang Qian continued to push Tang Jing into the distance.
"Oh, sister! Don't always mess around, okay? This is the patient and the patient are discussing the condition. What are you always mixing with? This is! I think what's going on with this leg?" Shan Yao waved his hand impatiently and drove Tang Jing away.
"Uh..." Tang Jing looked helpless.
When the audience heard Shan Yao's words, they all burst into laughter.
"You don't use your legs... Look! I'll leave for you, I haven't even left, it's all over." Wang Qian limped on the stage, learning Tieguai Zhang vividly.
The audience continued to laugh. Tieguaizhang's face looked ugly in the judges' seat, but he just couldn't have an attack.
Wang Qian continued to limp on the stage.
"Oh, oh, oh my god, oh my ah... so serious!" The expression on Shan Yao's face became even more scared.
"Do you know how many shoes I've thrown away?" Wang Qian asked Shan Yao.
"Don't be blind there. Didn't you be chased by a dog when you throw off your shoes?" Tang Jing interrupted.
"Can your legs be caught up with by dogs? How much does it cost to buy these shoes on your feet?" Wang Qian pointed at Shan Yao's feet.
"That...500 yuan."
"Five hundred? It's just a deception of money." Wang Qian nodded.
"Where do you have to buy kidnapping?" Shan Yao asked Wang Qian.
"Do you want to buy a kidnapping?" Wang Qian looked around.
"Isn't this? I happened to sell this to you." Tang Jing hurriedly came over with a crutch.
"What are you saying? Go and go! What are you selling? What are you using for this crutch? Why are you doing this? A woman stings! Isn't it all for him?" Wang Qian looked unhappy.
"No! How can I give it to you? I'm so embarrassed!" Shan Yao quickly said a few politely.
"Not selling?" Tang Jing glared at Wang Qian.
"Stop talking, okay? Take the crutch!" Wang Qian snatched the crutch from Tang Jing's hand and handed it to Shan Yao.
"Ah, brother! Oh, brother! I can't ask for it for nothing, I have to give it money!" Shan Yao quickly continued to be polite.
"I know your personality. If her woman wants money, you can't help but not give it to her. You want shame. If you say that I don't want it, it means looking down on you. Isn't it? I still have to give it half, 25." Wang Qian thought for a while and answered Shan Yao.
"Oh, okay." Shan Yao was embarrassed to bargain after Wang Qian said this.
"It's only 250, I'll tell you, if you give me more, I'll be anxious!" Wang Qian looked at Shan Yao's pocket.
"Okay, okay." Shan Yao reached into his pocket to find his wallet.
"I said..." Tang Jing came over.
"What are you saying? Stop talking!" Wang Qian stopped Tang Jing.
"Oh, brother! What's the matter with my two pockets, only one hundred yuan is added to my money..."
"Then take it! The cost is only a few dozen yuan." Tang Jing hurriedly came over to take the money.
"What bicycle do you want? What bicycle do you want?" Wang Qian stopped Tang Jing loudly.
"Oh, yes, yes!" Shan Yao hurriedly pushed his bicycle.
"Why are you like this?" Wang Qian accused Tang Jing.
"I didn't say I wanted a bicycle? You wanted a bicycle." Tang Jing defended.
"Brother, I laughed at you. I can't control this wife anymore, so I just asked someone for a bicycle!" Wang Qian laughed at Shan Yao.
"I didn't say I wanted a bicycle!" Tang Jing defended loudly.
"I want it again! I won't take you out in the future!" Wang Qian scolded Tang Jing.
"Brother, don't be angry all the time. I think my elder sister's words are reasonable. You say goodbye to the bicycle like me, right? I'll give you the bicycle... Is it okay?" Shan Yao and Wang Qian started discussing.
"Okay, okay." Wang Qian nodded.
"No, you can't ask for someone else's bicycle! Big brother, hurry up and push it back! You don't know he is cheating you!" Tang Jing came over and stopped Shan Yao from using his bicycle to exchange for crutches.
"You are cheating me! Why are you doing this? I think I am like my brother is lame? I wondered! Why is the difference between being a human being by the same couple living together?" Shan Yao was angry.
"Brother, let the crutch!" Wang Qian solemnly handed the crutch to Shan Yao.
"Brother, I'm fate!" Shan Yao put the crutch under his armpit with gratitude.
"Don't be excited, go back and recuperate, and you'll be cured in a few days." Wang Qian patted Shan Yao's shoulder.
"Okay! Big Brother." Shan Yao continued to be moved.
"Don't be excited." Wang Qian continued to comfort him.
"Then what, I won't say anything to me." Shan Yao wiped his tears and limped away with a crutch.
"Isn't it a bit too much for you to do this?" Tang Jing couldn't stand it anymore when she looked at Shan Yao's back.
"What time can I get, he still has to thank us!" Wang Qian smiled.
"Thank you!" Shan Yao turned around and shouted to Wang Qian.
"Look!" Wang Qian continued to laugh and waved to Shan Yao.
Shan Yao ended up with crutches.
"What are you looking at? Why are you feeling distressed? Let's change the place!" Wang Qian grabbed Tang Jing's arm.
"I have sold the kidnapping, why are you doing?" Tang Jing wondered.
"Find someone who has bad legs and feet to sell him the bicycle!" Wang Qian pushed the bicycle and Tang Jing also got out of the game.
Thunderous applause and laughter broke out at the scene.
"Hahahahaha... I kept laughing all the time after watching the sketch! Wang Qian was so funny! Teacher Tang performed very well, by the way, what did that fat man come from? Shan Yao? I haven't seen it on TV screens before, but I also performed well! Who wrote the book of this show? Wang Qian? I really didn't expect that Teacher Wang wrote good songs, good poems, and good games. This sketch is also unique and refreshing!" Jury Bai Jingquan praised Wang Qian. The two had some personal relationships between "Goodbye Youth" and "Beijing Jingjing". It was not surprising to praise Wang Qian at this time.
"There are talents in the generations of Jiangshan! I didn't know this little Wang before, but I feel that you are quite talented! It's a loss to not perform sketches! Actually, I think you can also speak crosstalk. If you have any intention, you can come to my Xiaoran Pavilion." Another judge, crosstalk actor Yang Xiaoran, invited Wang Qian.
"Now he is the gold medal host of Nanhu TV, and the game company he runs can earn hundreds of millions a month. You Xiaoran's Pavilion can't afford him." Bai Jingquan reminded Yang Xiaoran a few words.
"That's how it's? That's a pity." Yang Xiaoran smiled.
"I want to say a few words..." Tieguai next to him opened his mouth, but his microphone immediately became hoarse again.
Chapter completed!