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Chapter 357 Stomach hurts from laughing(1/2)

"You keep it yourself! Maybe you will use it one day!" Tieguai Zhang looked unhappy.

"Wife, don't always look for those who peek at women who were beaten to the lame. Today, let's find someone with good legs and feet to sell them to him to see my ability to fool me." Wang Qian grabbed Tang Jing.

The audience burst into laughter again. After Wang Qian and Tang Jing emphasized this, it seemed that Tieguaizhang's sneak peek at the female neighbor's bathing was a foregone conclusion.

Tieguai Zhang was so angry that he rushed into his forehead when he heard Wang Qian's words. He wanted to have an attack, but suddenly found that the microphone in front of him was gone. It was obviously the program team intentionally, trying to create a topic.

In the past, Tieguai Zhang would have lost his temper and turned the table over and left. But now he is different. Because he is suspected of collecting money and posting on Weibo, his reputation is very bad now. According to the contract requirements, once a tainted artist breached the contract, the program team could revoke his judgeship qualification at any time and hold him accountable.

In this situation, if he and the program team turn against each other, you can imagine what the consequences would be.

"Then aren't you lying to this?" Tang Jing continued to perform.

"Willing to take the bait, do you understand? Don't stand still and yell me around." Wang Qian looked around.

"I won't fool you, you can do it yourself." Tang Jing shook her head.

"I can't cooperate with me? Look at my winks, okay? Oh, someone is coming, shout! Scream! Sell!!" Wang Qian patted Tang Jing on the shoulder. At this time, Shan Yao was just pushing a bicycle and riding from the side of the stage. His stupid look was just right for the role Wang Qian asked for.

"Ah, it's been crooked! It's crooked! It's crooked! It's crooked!" Tang Jing shouted to Shan Yao.

"I said why are you directing me? You know where I want to go, so let me kidnap you? Are you responsible for me when I go to the ditch?" Shan Yao was unhappy.

"What's the matter? Screaming a sell!" Wang Qian reminded Tang Jing.

"Sell it! Sell it!" Tang Jing changed his words.

"What are you selling?" Wang Qian rolled his eyes.

"Breaking."

"Call it up!" Wang Qian was anxious.

"It's abducted! It's abducted!" Tang Jing obediently connected the two words.

"Selling abducted has turned into abducted, hahahaha... my stomach hurts! This sketch is so fun!"

"Indeed, I have watched several episodes of "Smiling in the World", and today's sketch is good!"

"I always thought Tang Jing was not funny in the past few episodes. It was a bit nonsense to participate in this show. Today, Wang Qian felt different when he came here!"

"Yes! They are very good at matching. They cooperated perfectly in the finals of "Mysterious Singer", and this sketch was also very funny!"

The audience continued to discuss various things.

"Hmm? What's going on? Big girl, who wants to abduct you?" Shan Yao had already ridden away, but then rode back and stopped beside Tang Jing.

"No, he abducted..." Tang Jing pointed at Wang Qian.

"You want to abduct and trafficking? Do you know that trafficking women is an illegal act? I want to call the police, do you know?" Shan Yao was about to get his cell phone.

"What are your eyes? Trafficking? Can trafficking be abducted? Can trafficking be abducted? Do you buy it?" Wang Qian pointed at Tang Jing and looked angry.

"How much is this beautiful? I'll buy it." Shan Yao came over.

"Get out!" Wang Qian kicked over.

"Just kidding! What's going on with you guys? This is?" Shan Yao avoided.

"What's the matter? You're meddling in other people's business!" Wang Qian rolled his eyes.

"We are a couple, we are having fun here!" Tang Jing explained to Shan Yao with a smile.

"It's okay to play!" Wang Qian also echoed.

"The couple is so idle that they sell their wives to play with. Oh..." Shan Yao shook his head.

"Not selling!" Tang Jing waved his hand quickly, as if worried that Wang Qian would really sell her to Shan Yao.

Shan Yao said nothing, turned around and prepared to ride the bicycle and leave again.

"Stop! It's very serious." Wang Qian muttered.

"What?" Tang Jing was confused.

"Oh, it's too serious!" Wang Qian emphasized.

"What are you talking about?" Shan Yao found that Wang Qian was talking about him, so he turned around.

"Haha, it's not your business, you go!" Wang Qian waved his hand.

"What's so serious?" Tang Jing continued to ask Wang Qian.

"You should tell him that if you don't tell this disease, it's dangerous! It's okay, go! I've seen a little problem with you. My wife doesn't let me tell you, you can't believe it, right? You go! It's okay, haha, it's okay, go." Wang Qian waved his hand to Shan Yao.

"You are so nagging! You are such a person!" Shan Yao was about to leave again.

"This disease is the late stage of discovery!" Wang Qian said loudly.

"What's wrong with you? What kind of disease or late stages? Are you talking about it?" Shan Yao stopped resigning and walked back to pick up Wang Qian.

"Don't be excited, I just saw some problem. Oh, I don't believe it, forget it, don't say it." Wang Qian waved his hand again.

"You have to tell me or not! Is it so swollen?" Shan Yao stopped the bicycle and walked to Wang Qian.

"Not mentioning the condition, I will know what you are doing at a glance!" Wang Qian looked at Shan Yao.

"I also know what I do and what I do?" Shan Yao expressed his dissatisfaction.

"You are the leader in charge of people..." Wang Qian tried to guess.

"What?"

"That's impossible." Wang Qian immediately stopped watching Shan Yao's expression.

"Isn't this nonsense? Did the leader come out with this?" Shan Yao rolled his eyes.

"Working in a hotel." Wang Qian continued to look at Shan Yao.

"How do you know he is in a hotel?" Tang Jing expressed his curious expression.

"There is a smell of chopped green onion. Is it from a restaurant?" Wang Qian asked Shan Yao.

"Then...what do you think I'm doing in a hotel?" Shan Yao became a little interested.

"The chef who rolls the spoon!"

"Huh?" Shan Yao's expression was very surprised, obviously surprised how Wang Qian saw it.

"Is that right?" Wang Qian knew that he had guessed it.

"Oh, how do you know he is a chef?" Tang Jing became even more strange.

"I have a big head and a thick neck. If I am not a leader, I am a husband!... Is it? Is it a chef?" Wang Qian confirmed to Shan Yao again.

"Wow, okay! Calculate, calculate, calculate, you guessed it right."

"Don't count, right?" Wang Qian asked.

"Ah, ah, yes, yes. Then what did you say just now? What's the seriousness and late stage again? Is that so swollen?" After Shan Yao was guessed his identity, he had some trust in Wang Qian.

"Can you believe it?" Wang Qian turned on the fooling mode.

"I, I...I believe!" Shan Yao hesitated for a moment.

"In recent times, I feel that I haven't felt a part of your body, it's different from the past. You think, you try hard... really." Wang Qian continued to fool him.

"I didn't think... I wanted to say something different... I felt my face getting bigger and bigger!" Shan Yao thought seriously for a long time.

"By the way, this is not the main disease! Do you know why your face is big?" Wang Qian continued to look at Shan Yao's whole body carefully.

“Why?”

"It's your peripheral nerves that are dying have caused the upper part to be enlarged!" Wang Qian came to the conclusion.

The audience burst into laughter again.

"You have a big head and a thick neck. You are not a leader, but a man. Wang Qian is so sarcastic about the leader!"

"The peripheral nerve necrosis has caused the upper part to be enlarged. Why are you so funny, bald?"

Those who know Wang Qian but not Wang Qian were attracted by his sketch at this time.

"Ah? Where did you hold it in?" Shan Yao was surprised.

"Below the waist, feet up." Wang Qian held his chin.

"Legs? Why are you so complicated?" Shan Yao touched his legs.

"I've answered correctly!" Wang Qian nodded.

"No! I have nothing wrong with my legs!" Shan Yao shook his legs and felt it.

"No problem? Then take two steps! Take two steps! Take two steps! Take two steps without illness! Let's go!" Wang Qian walked on the stage.

"Okay... walk two steps, walk, walk two steps, walk two steps, walk two steps..." Shan Yao followed Wang Qian.

"Stop! Are you okay with your shoes?" Wang Qian suddenly stopped.

"What's wrong?" Shan Yao was startled and stopped quickly.

"One heel high and the other heel low?" Wang Qian looked at Shan Yao's feet.

"This... this is a tourist shoe, dead heel! How can there be high or low?" Shan Yao expressed dissatisfaction with this.
To be continued...
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