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Chapter 356 What program did you bring?

"What's the problem with Mr. Wang's sketch? In the past, each episode of "The Truth" was like a sketch, all kinds of funny and unexpected. With Mr. Wang's creativity, the sketches made are definitely extraordinary, instantly killing all the sketches. Every time Mr. Wang enters an industry, he makes the industry benchmark, making it difficult for his peers to match. For example, the variety show "If You Are the One" and the game industry's "Glory of Kings"." Xu Jichao posted on Weibo.

"Teacher Wang is so cute! Teacher Wang is so great!" Zhang Mengdi posted on Weibo.

"Mengdi, are you sure you didn't write any typos?" Mint immediately replied to Zhang Mengdi's Weibo.

"Support Teacher Wang to cross the border again!"

"We must surprise our sketches! Just like "The Truth"."

"Will you have a chorus with Tang Jing in the sketch?"

"Sing a yarn? It's the most annoying thing to sing in sketches!"

Wang Qian’s fans also commented on the Internet.

"What sketch can anyone named Wang perform? Don't be embarrassed to death when performing it!"

"It's the most boring to force others to laugh."

"If you don't perform skits well without professionalism, don't just watch skit actors perform for a short period of time. Three minutes on stage, ten years of hard work off stage!"

"The bald man wants to get into anything, but he doesn't have any karma. I don't understand this principle?"

"Hei Xinwang should come back and be your host and make your game! Don't think you can do anything!"

"Originally, Tang Jing found a partner, and it was possible that he would not be eliminated in this round. I saw that he would definitely be eliminated if he found a bald man!"

"Yes, they seem to have a holiday with the judge Tieguaizhang. What are the consequences of offending the judge if you go to participate in the sketch competition?"

"I don't think so!"

Netizens who are unhappy with Wang Qian also commented on various online.

...

At 9:30 in the evening, "Laughter in the World" officially began.

"This program is presented by the old mayor who is a model of the public fine wine. Come and have a glass of old mayor and make a breakthrough in the world! This is the joyful "Laughter in the Jianghu"!"

"I'll invite the next group of players to appear!"

Because Tang Jing was at the bottom of the last round, the first group of this round appeared.

"Hello, three teachers!" After Tang Jing took Wang Qian and Shan Yao to the stage, Tang Jing greeted the three judges politely.

"Look at this person who looks familiar, it seems that he has seen him somewhere... Oh! I remember, the one who owed employees bonuses last time in the Labor Bureau! What's his surname? The audience shouted it out together!" Tieguai opened his mouth.

"Wang! Wang!" The audience shouted a few times in cooperation, and then laughed together.

"Oh! I asked you to call his name, why are you barking? Really! Be careful that he bites people randomly!" Tieguai Zhang looked proud.

"I want to bite you, but unfortunately I am a Huimin." Wang Qian replied to Tieguai Zhang.

The audience in the audience couldn't help but be stunned. After a while, they realized it, and then burst into laughter. Teacher Wang really scolded people and didn't spit dirty words!

Tieguai Zhang looked depressed and wanted to say something again, but the other judges had already taken over the conversation.

"Teacher Tang! Is it that stands next to you that Mr. Wang, who hosts "If You Are the One"? I have seen you two in the final of "Mysterious Singing King". Why did you think about bringing Mr. Wang here this time? You can't be a couple, right?" Another guest, the famous crosstalk actor Yang Xiaoran, spoke. He had a good relationship with Tang Jing, and his words were obviously not malicious, and he was just joking.

This is also what the program team requires. If you have nothing to do, you have to create some scandals and topics to make it popular on Weibo and increase the ratings in disguise.

"You have to ask him about this." Tang Jing kicked the ball to Wang Qian.

"This time we play a couple." Wang Qian answered Yang Xiaoran.

"Whether they sing or perform sketches, there are men and women in the industry. If they rehearse too much, they will easily fall in love over time. My partner and I are just two stupid men. After rehearsing for more than a hundred years, there is no result." Yang Xiaoran continued to tease.

"It would be really troublesome if there was a result." The third judge Bai Jingquan spoke.

The audience burst into laughter again.

"What kind of program did Teacher Tang and Teacher Wang bring to us this time?" Yang Xiaoran made a gesture of invitation.

"Selling a kidnap." Tang Jing answered Yang Xiaoran.

"What are you selling?" Yang Xiaoran glanced at Tieguai Zhang beside him.

"Selling kidnaps, crutches of crutches." Tang Jing explained loudly.

Tieguaizhang's face was obviously a bit ugly.

He is a cripple. Do you think this sketch is not good? He is not a good performer, and he is not obviously ridiculed at him?

"Okay! It's good to sell a kidnapping, as long as it's not a kidnapping! Get ready! Looking forward to your wonderful performance!" Yang Xiaoran reached out to signal the three of them.

The three of them left the stage and the lights turned off on the stage. After a while, the lights lit up again, and Tang Jing went on stage alone.

"Hey! Big fool! Big fool! Come here!" Tang Jing waved to Wang Qian who was still standing by the stage.

"What a big fool? I'm going to sell this thing today, can I not call me the stage name?" Wang Qian walked out of the stage with a standard Northeast accent, imitating Wang Qian's tone in the original world, with its original flavor.

Seeing Wang Qian's look and speaking, the audience couldn't help but burst into laughter.

"The bald Wang actually knows Northeastern dialect!"

"I am an authentic Northeastern person and I haven't heard the problem. He has lived in Northeastern, right?"

"It's interesting!"

The audience started to talk.

"Boy's father!" Tang Jing changed his mouth with a smile.

"Well, this is almost the same." Wang Qian walked to the stage, holding a pair of crutches in his hand.

"What does the bald Wang want to do? He really wants to fight Tieguaizhang with his side cane?"

"There is a Tie Guaizhang sitting in the audience. They insist on selling Guaizhang. I wonder who is going to sell this Guaizhang to?"

"Haha... Look at Tieguaizhang's face in the judges' seat, it's so ugly!"

"Don't forget what the bald Wang was named before. His name was Battle Wang! Tieguai Zhang criticized him and Tang Jing on Weibo. Can he not fight back?"

As soon as Wang Qian appeared with a crutch, the audience immediately started to speculate.

"If you want me to say this, don't sell it!" Tang Jing pulled Wang Qian back.

"What's the reason?" Wang Qian looked puzzled.

"The streets are full of good legs and legs. Who bought your stuff?" Tang Jing looked around.

"You are talking nonsense! You don't sell it anymore. You have to work and make this pair of kids. You haven't slept all day. Will you compensate if you don't do it?" Wang Qian was displeased.

"Oh! Then the streets are full of legs and feet. Can you sell this kid?"

"Don't you understand me yet: I just called me Dafuyao! I can fool the right one! I can fool the weak one! I can fool the sharp man! I can fool the black-hearted boss, I can fool him jump off the building! Today I sell my crooked legs, I can fool him with a pair of good legs!" Wang Qian said casually.

"I'm so laughing! The boss who jumped off the building, is he talking about Chen Jiadong?"

"Everyone is dead, fight Wang, please leave some good deeds!"

"Why should this kind of evil person who buys and kills elementary school students keep a good word? I support fighting Wang! Defeat this scum!"

The audience and netizens continued to discuss various things.

"Haha, you can beat him up!" Tang Jing continued to cooperate with Wang Qian.

"Don't you believe it?" Wang Qian had a very arrogant expression on his face.

"I don't believe that if you have good legs, you can fool others!" Tang Jing curled her lips.

"Wasn't the old Zhang next door limp?" Wang Qian glanced at Tieguaizhang.

"Old Zhang's leg was not your fool, you were peeking at the neighbor who was being beaten to the lame!" Tang Jing answered Wang Qian loudly.

The audience couldn't help it anymore and burst into laughter. All their eyes looked in the direction of the judges. It was rumored that Tieguai Zhang was peeking at the female neighbor who was slapped in a bath. Tieguai Zhang never admitted it. Wang Qian's intentional performance in the sketch was just to slap the face!

Tieguai Zhang was indeed a little unable to sit still and wanted to have an attack.

But, if you have an attack at this time, wouldn’t you feel guilty?

Tieguaizhang wanted to swear, but he couldn't leave without silence. His old face was so angry that it was blue and white. He was a judge, and these contestants should beg for the judges. How could they slap the judges in the face like this on the spot? After the program ended, Tieguaizhang was about to protest to the program team, strongly demanding that this section be deleted, and asked Wang Qian and Tang Jing to apologize in person to him.

But since it was released on the TV program, it means that the program team ignored Tieguaizhang's protests at all.

"Don't worry! Anyway, fooling is my strength!" Wang Qian waved his hand to Tang Jing.

"I don't know your strengths yet! Listen to me! My child's father is very interesting. I heard that someone buys a car and sells car covers immediately; I heard that someone buys a motorcycle and sells safety helmets immediately; I heard that someone has insomnia, so I will sell sleeping pills immediately; I heard that someone wants to do test tube baby, so I will sell... "

"Stop talking! This is called the market, seize the market and measure it in advance!" Wang Qian interrupted Tang Jing.

"What did Tang Jing want to say at the end just now and was interrupted by the bald man?"

"Haha...is it a seller?"

"The old driver upstairs!"

"Is this too vulgar?"

"Why do I think so? It's so easy to say!"

"You sell IVF? Why are you so naive?"

The audience was very excited about the audience.

"I mean you have times when you make mistakes in advance!" Tang Jing reminded Wang Qian.

"Indeed, this kidnapping made a mistake." Wang Qian looked at the crutch in his hand with some frustration.

"I heard that the pillar in the next village drove a four-wheeler and smashed his leg. The child's father got up early and went to bed late and made this crutch. As a result, the car was hit hard by the car and his spine was broken. After being discharged from the hospital, he was in a wheelchair. The crutch he made was not sold, hahaha...haha...haha..." Tang Jing laughed mockingly.

"Don't worry, I can sell this abductee today!" Wang Qian was full of confidence.
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