Chapter 8 Gu Shaobin!
"Isn't that just premature ejaculation? Alas! Premature ejaculation is not a disease, it will cost life if you diarrhea!"
Lin Chen deliberately acted like he was disgusting, and then looked at Lu Shi with contempt, "Old man Lu, does your wife particularly dislike you?"
Hearing Lin Chen's words, Lu Shi, who was standing beside him, suddenly became gloomy, his face turned pale, and he smiled awkwardly: "Hehe! Little ancestor, don't make fun of me, you should treat my illness quickly..."
When the two security guards standing aside heard the conversation between the two, they realized that the old principal Qin Shihuang, who was like a tyrant, had such a stinking thing that made people sweat and sweat.
Lin Chen touched his nose with his hand, and a bad smile appeared on his face. Then he took off his shoes, picked up the shoes, put his hand into the worn shoes, rubbed them hard and rubbed them with his left and right. After a while, a soybean-sized mud appeared in Lin Chen's hand.
The two security guards standing aside saw the black sludge ball in Lin Chen's hands, and the corners of their mouths twitched suddenly.
Immediately afterwards, Lin Chen handed it to Lu Shi next to him with a smile: "Old man Lu, eat it!"
What?
After seeing the black sludge ball in Lin Chen's hand, and hearing what he said, not only the two security guards were stunned, but even Lu Shi, who was standing aside, was stunned.
What! Eat... Eat it?
The two security guards could no longer help and ran to the corner of the wall next to them and began to retching.
Lu Shi smiled bitterly. He knew Lin Chen's medical skills, but also knew that Lin Chen's way of treating people was particularly strange!
Lu Shi stared at the black mud mass in Lin Chen's hand, and his mind was filled with pictures of being ridiculed and rolled by his wife.
So he made up his mind that in order to regain the dignity of a man and to make his old ship ticket board the giant ship again, even if he was asked to eat, he would have to eat it without hesitation.
In order to be able to stand up at home and be a man, to find the dignity of a man, eat it!
Lu Shi, who was beside him, grabbed the mud in Lin Chen's hand and put it into his mouth, and began to chew it in big mouthfuls.
Damn! Are you wrong? The principal really ate it.
The two security guards were stunned when they saw the principal eating the mud. They were stunned for three seconds. After just three seconds, they began to retching in the corner again.
However, Lu Shi's face was full of sorrow, but as he chewed, the sorrow on his face slowly dissipated and his eyes became brighter and brighter, as if he was eating delicious food.
"Hmm? It's delicious! It's so delicious. I've never eaten such a beautiful thing in my life. I have a hint of heat at the entrance and the aroma is full. Oh, my little ancestor, the baby is so happy!"
Lu Shi slowly closed his eyes, looking very enjoyable, as if he had already left this world.
What?
When the two security guards heard the principal's words, they immediately began to doubt their lives, and they might have met a fake principal.
It’s impossible, did the principal take the wrong medicine? He still forgot to take the medicine when he went out?
At this moment, the two security guards really began to suspect that they, the principal who had always been strict, should have forgotten to take medicine when they went out. Otherwise, how could they eat the filth that others rubbed off? And they were rubbed off their feet.
Lu Shi, who had been intoxicated, looked at Lin Chen with anticipation when he opened his eyes:
"My little ancestor, I ate your sludge, my...my premature ejaculation will be cured?"
Hearing Lu Shi's words, Lin Chen showed a bitter smile on his face, shrugged his shoulders, then took out a small red bottle and handed it to Lu Shi:
"Take a bath once a day in the morning and evening. After taking a shower, apply it on your little brother. Remember, make sure to make it harder and then apply it!"
Um?
When Lu Shi heard Lin Chen's words, he was stunned, then took the little red bottle and said with suspicion:
"What is the purpose of that little ancestor, what is the sludge ball I ate just now?"
"Effect?" Lin Chen just smiled faintly, and then showed an awkward smile:
"Haha, I just want to know if the sludge on my feet is delicious. As for the effect, it doesn't work."
Hearing Lin Chen's words, Lu Shi, who was standing beside him, began to surging like a sea.
Damn! Damn this Damn is not a scam!!
Lin Chen glanced at Lu Shi, smiled faintly, and said, "Old Man Lu, let's go, I am your freshman in your freshman year. You will assign me to that class and take me there!"
Lu Shi glanced at Lin Chen, squinted his eyes and said, "Of course it was done according to Mr. Fang's request! Let's go with Miss Fang Qing, let's go! I'll take you there."
...
The two of them walked into the campus one by one.
The two security guards were still vomiting while holding the wall, and it was estimated that they would not have enough time to eat for four or five days.
Class 03, class has just begun, and the teacher has not arrived yet. The students in the whole class are in self-study, and there are several naughty male students constantly whispering to each other.
At this moment, Lu Shi and Lin Chen were already at the door of the class. After he took Lin Chen into the classroom, he sorted out his suit, cleared his throat and said to the students under the podium:
"Students, introduce a new classmate to you." Lu Shi gave Lin Chen a look, and Lin Chen came to Lu Shi directly, "This is Lin Chen, Lin Chen, the new student in our class. You will be next to Fang Qing in the future, and Fang Qing will be your new deskmate."
"Okay! Everyone, do your class well, Lin Chen, you have to go to school well!"
Then Lu Shi said a few more words and left the classroom happily.
Lin Chen stood on the podium and looked at Fang Qing with a slutty smile on his face. Fang Qing learned that the person he hated the most was actually the same deskmate as him. Her cheeks turned red with anger, and flames burst out from her beautiful eyes, as if she could burn Lin Chen to death!
When Lin Chen saw Fang Qing's angry look, the slutty smile on his face became even stronger. What he liked the most was to see others' angry look, especially girls.
When he took a step and walked towards Fang Qing's position, a cold voice rang in the classroom: "That's not a place you can sit!!!"
Um?
Hearing this, Lin Chen was stunned. He looked at it in a blink of an eye and found a boy in the class who suddenly stood up.
The boy was burly and tall, with a handsome face, especially because he was wearing a famous brand, which was obviously a rich man.
The boy's face was cold, his eyes were filled with coldness. He stared at Lin Chen and said, "You can't sit where you!"
"Why?" Lin Chen was stunned and his brows frowned slightly.
"Because you are not worthy and not qualified!"
The man's face was full of contempt, and a hint of mockery appeared on the corner of his mouth. Then he glanced at Lin Chen's body. When he saw Lin Chen's ordinary clothes, the mockery in his expression became even more intense:
"Fang Qing is the top student in our Class 2003 and is also the school beauty of our Forestry University. Just by your kid's appearance, do you think you deserve to be her deskmate?"
Immediately afterwards, the male student sneered at the corner of his mouth: "And you, a countryside country bumpkin, dressed like a beggar, and the mud on his body is smelly. Do you think you deserve it?
In this world, only Gu Shaobin is qualified to sit at the same table with Fang Qing, and you can only go back and get out now!"
It's been slapped! It's slapped! It's slapped!
"Oh, I'll go! I didn't expect that there were people in this class who could show off more than me! This stupid and pretending is infinitely enlarged!"
boom!
Lin Chen's words made Fang Qing and other students in the class burst into laughter in an instant.
Immediately afterwards, many students looked at Lin Chen with disbelief. You should know that Gu Shaobin is not only the class monitor and sports committee member of the class, but also the son of the Gu Group. Gu Shaobin's family's industries involve many industries, and even Forestry University has its shares.
Chapter completed!