Chapter 7 The most pretentious student!
A white Malashati was driving on the road, and Lin Chen sat lazily in the passenger seat, and occasionally glared at Fang Qing who was driving.
Since getting on the bus, Lin Chen has never stopped and kept talking.
From Dream of Red Mansions to Jin Pingmei, from Pan Jinlian to Cang Jingkong, from ancient times to the present, Lin Chen has not been left behind, and Fang Qing, who was talking about it, was stunned.
"Oh! Savage Princess, do you particularly admire the culture of the island country? I wonder if you are interested in the action romance films of the island country?"
"Oh! How big is your little steamed bun? It looks very elastic! I don't know how it feels."
"Oh, your butt felt good just now! I wonder if yours is natural."
“…”
Along the way, Lin Chen kept talking in Fang Qing's ear, and Fang Qing had already been driven crazy, and she wanted to kick Lin Chen out of the car.
"I'll tell you, if you dare to be a hooligan here again, I'll ruin you in a while. You'd better be honest now!"
Hearing Fang Qing's threat, Lin Chen was not afraid, but instead showed a slight grin on his face, frowned, stared at Fang Qing and said, "I like your violent appearance the most. It's too hot and too exciting!"
Fang Qing, who was sitting in the driver's seat, was completely speechless when she heard Lin Chen's words. She had never seen a shameless gangster like Lin Chen. This gangster has been playing forever and has already broken through a new height!
Along the way, Lin Chen's words were dirty and he kept talking. Fang Qing, who was beside him, had already heard it so hard that she even heard it. She wanted to kick Lin Chen out of the car.
squeak……
A harsh brake sound rang out, and Malashati stopped at the gate of Lincoln University. Fang Qing extinguished the car, pulled the hand brake, turned around and said to Lin Chen coldly: "Get out of the car, we're at school."
Then Fang Qing got out of the car, and she hurriedly slipped into the school without waiting for Lin Chen.
When Lin Chen got out of the car, he could no longer see Fang Qing's figure, which made Lin Chen frown slightly.
"Damn it! Could this barbaric princess be a rabbit? Why did it disappear in a blink of an eye?"
Huhuhuhuhu...
Lin Chen whistled and walked towards the school step by step. He was still wearing his own tortured clothes, and he felt inappropriate.
Lin Chen looked up at the luxurious and luxurious school, breathed slowly, and walked into the school gate.
"Hey! Hey! Hey! That person, you can't get in!"
Just as Lin Chen walked into the university entrance happily, a voice came, and then two security guards on duty appeared in front of Lin Chen.
The two security guards looked up and down Lin Chen, and after seeing his worn-out clothes, they showed a look of contempt on their faces:
"Hey, boy, our school security department will not accept people anymore. You can go to other places to find a job!"
After hearing the words of the two security guards, Lin Chen frowned, looked at his clothes, a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, touched his nose with his hands, and sniffed his mouth:
"Do you two have your eyes and butts? You think of me as someone who is here to apply for a security guard? Haha, only people like you love security guards the most. I am a student here."
This is a minor?
student?
When the two security guards heard what Lin Chen said, they were also stunned and did not react for a moment.
"Don't be stunned, of course I'm not here." Lin Chen raised his head and said arrogantly: "Do you know what's the most popular thing recently?"
What is popular?
The two security guards were stunned at the time and shook their heads involuntarily, saying that they didn’t know. Besides, it’s popular these days that they don’t care about their security guards’ affairs!
"Haha, the most popular thing nowadays is to show off!" Lin Chen slapped his old clothes with satisfaction, and a burst of dust suddenly flew up.
Hearing this, the two security guards were completely stunned.
I have heard of pretending to be a master or a wealthy man these days, but I have never heard of pretending to be a show-off. What exactly does this show-off pretend to be?
"You two, I was invited by your principal. I will become the youngest, most handsome and most pretentious student at Vizone Forestry University."
Lin Chen put one hand in his waist and said to the two security guards while spitting.
Indeed, before coming to the school, Lin Chen got a call from the president of Lin Science and Technology from Fang Zhencheng, and used his own phone to send text messages. He had already contacted the principal.
When the two security guards heard what Lin Chen said, they were stunned.
What! The most pretentious student?
And it was invited by the principal of the school? This pretending was really big. I guess the old principal would curse him to death after hearing this.
"fart!"
After hearing Lin Chen's words, the security guard immediately cursed.
However, Lin Chen frowned, widened his eyes, and said with an exaggerated look: "How dare you say what the principal said is fart!"
After hearing Lin Chen's words, the two security guards were stunned and said to Lin Chen: "Who said the principal farts!"
"Then I'll ask you, will the principal fart?"
"Of course I'll let it go!"
"Oh! Are you talking about the principal farting?"
“…”
The two security guards knew they were being played and couldn't speak for a while.
And at this moment, a serious voice came:
"Who is saying I fart?"
These words made the two security guards tremble, and their faces suddenly felt like they were frozen. When they turned around, they saw an old man wearing thick glass lenses.
The old man looked about the same age as Fang Zhencheng. The only difference was that the old man had a strong scholarly look, and his face was majestic at this time. The old man was the president of Forestry University, Lu Shi.
Lin Chen stood aside and showed a faint smile when he saw Lu Shi, because he knew Lu Shi, and he had met him for five years and went to pick him up.
At the same time, when Lu Shi saw Lin Chen, he was immediately overjoyed and grinned:
"Oh! My little ancestor, you are finally here. After five years of seeing you, are you so handsome?"
After hearing Lu Shi's words, the two security guards standing aside were completely stunned. They thought that this old principal, who was like the tyrant of Qin Shihuang, would scold Lin Chen, but they did not want the plot to turn so quickly.
The two security guards were stunned for a moment.
Lu Shi walked to Lin Chen happily, and secretly meowed left and right, and said to Lin Chen kindly: "Little ancestor, can the things I said on the phone just now be cured?"
You know, both Lu Shi and Fang Zhencheng and Old Monster Lin are old acquaintances, so they naturally know Lin Chen, but they only met once five years ago. When Lu Shi saw Lin Chen covered in blood walking out of the bushes, he was almost frightened to the ground.
He didn't know Lin Chen's true identity, but he knew Lin Chen's ability. Five years ago, he saw Lin Chen cure a seriously ill person with his own eyes. You must know that Lin Chen was only fifteen years old at that time.
Lin Chen glanced at Lu Shi with a squinted look and asked with a smile: "Old thing, have you been bleeding early?"
Lu Shi's face froze and said awkwardly: "Yes... it's a bit quick!"
"Isn't that just premature ejaculation? Premature ejaculation is not a disease! It's a life to be killed when it is laxative!" Lin Chen gave Lu Shi a contemptuous look, and then said with a smile:
"It's okay, I'm specializing in treating premature ejaculation!"
Chapter completed!