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Chapter 2: Do an Elephant Dance for Sister

159, 80a, 69, 86, and four complete five-pointed stars and one and a half-sided stars. This is all that appears in Li Mu's mind.

"Brother Li, why haven't you gone to work so late today?" Xiao Shuyuan has been renting here for two or three months. The two happened to be opposite each other, and they are also acquaintances.

"Well, I don't have to go to work today. Can you ask you a question?" Li Mu wanted to immediately determine whether the numbers that emerged in his mind were what he thought of.

"What's the problem?" Xiao Shuyuan was slightly stunned and looked at Li Mu with a strange look.

"How tall are you?" Li Mu asked anxiously.

"Height?" Xiao Shuyuan was stunned for a moment. Unexpectedly, this was the question Li Mu wanted to ask. He hesitated for a while before answering: "1.6 meters, Brother Li, why are you asking about this?"

"Are you sure it's 1.6 meters, not 1.59 meters?" Because Xiao Shuyuan usually wears high-root shoes, Li Mu always thought she was at least 1.6 meters, and Xiao Shuyuan's breasts were bulging, Li Mu always thought she had at least a b-size.

"I said it was 1.6 meters, which is 1.6 meters. What are you doing?" Xiao Shuyuan left with her tall shoes a little angry.

"Could..." Li Mu was shocked and walked out of the building quickly and walked to the street to the street.

It is the peak period for work and school in the morning, and the crowds are surging like a tide, including female white-collar workers and female students. Whenever Li Mu looks at her, four numbers and several stars will immediately appear in her mind whenever she sees a woman. Various numbers surge in Li Mu's mind like waves.

"Height, measurements, and star ratings, how could I see these? Could it be that dream..." Li Mu's face changed color, because when he thought of that dream, the card with the crayon Shin-chan pattern appeared in his mind again. The ninety-day deadline under the card was counting down, and now there are only 89 days and fifteen hours left.

"It's really... all this is really... how could I be so unlucky..." Li Mu felt that he was the most unlucky person in the world. He was suddenly possessed by such a ghost 2D curse card for no reason. If he couldn't complete anything, he would still be taken away by Crayon Shin-chan. This is really too irritating.

It is too difficult for Li Mu to win the love kiss of a nine-star beauty in ninety days. Although a female college student like Xiao Shuyuan who has just graduated cannot be considered a big beauty, she is full of youth and vitality and dresses up as a beautiful dress. In Li Mu's opinion, at least six or seven points should be scored. However, the card or crayon Shin-chiang's evaluation was only four and a half stars. In this way, the nine-star beauty Li Mu may not even know one, so how could she get a nine-star beauty who she doesn't know in three months and get their kiss.

If Li Mu had a lot of money, was handsome, was so powerful, or was smart, humorous and talented, a hundred times stronger than Mark Twain, then these were not problems. The problem was that Li Mu had no one of the advantages above.

What’s even more scamming is that the ability given by Crayon Shin-chan is to only see the height and measurements of women. What’s the use of this ability? You can’t even say to others when you see a beautiful woman: “Beautiful**, I can see through your height and measurements. If I’m right, just kiss me, right?”

Li Mu probably would have to do this, and he would probably be sent to the public security bureau and educated by the police uncle.

"Even if I don't have the ability to go to Macau or gamble stones to make a fortune, at least if I can help me make money, what's the use of this damn ability?" Li Mu was depressed. He didn't even have a job now. If he didn't find a job, he wouldn't even have enough food to eat, so how could he still have the ability to capture the kiss of the Nine Star Beauty.

Moreover, it is not so easy to find a nine-star beauties. There are so many young women dressed up on the street, and they look quite eye-catching. The star rating is usually between three and five stars. There is almost no one with six stars. Where can I find a nine-star beauties?

"When did I attract this disaster star?" Li Mu thought while walking, and suddenly heard a violent sound of brakes, and a red car almost stopped next to his clothes.

"It's you again?" The person in the car rolled down the window and it turned out to be Tang Xien. Tang Xien looked at Li Mu with a little contempt.

Li Mu hurriedly avoided. He was a little too obsessed with thinking. He didn't notice the red light for a while, nor did he expect that it would be Tang Xien who almost hit him.

What Li Mu didn't expect was that Crayon Shin-chan's evaluation of Tang Xien was actually nine stars, and nine golden five-pointed stars were flashing in Li Mu's mind, and the following were height and measurement data.

"No wonder the clothes collapsed so tightly, she actually had a d." After looking at Tang Xien's measurements and height data, Li Mu could only be amazed that this was almost a masterpiece of heaven. No wonder Crayon Shin-chief actually gave a nine-star evaluation, which was only one star away from the star.

Although I discovered a nine-star beauty, this woman was probably full of disgust for him and it was impossible for her to kiss him.

Seeing Li Mu take a step aside, Tang Xien rolled down the window and started the car to leave, but stopped after driving a few meters, and then turned back in front of Li Mu.

"What's your name?" Tang Xien rolled down the car window again, took off his glasses and looked at Li Mu.

"Li Mu." Li Mu felt that he was really a failure, first it was Xu Hongmei, then Tang Xien, who was from the same company, but no one remembered his name.

"Li Mu, you probably haven't found a job yet, right? I have a job to introduce to you. I wonder if you are interested?" said Tang Xien.

"You want to introduce me to the job?" Li Mu looked at Tang Xien with a daze, almost unable to believe his ears.

"If you are interested, get in the car." Tang Xien pointed to the back seat, obviously not wanting Li Mu to sit next to her.

Li Mu hesitated for a moment and still sat on it. Even if it was just because Tang Xien was a nine-star beauty, Li Mu was unwilling to give up the opportunity to get in the car. Apart from Tang Xien, Li Mu really couldn't think of any such beauty around him, but if he couldn't complete the task, Li Mu's consciousness would completely disappear in three months. This is something that Li Mu would never allow to happen.

"Director Tang, what job do you want to introduce to me?" Li Mu sat behind and looked at Tang Xien's eyes from the reversing mirror.

"This job is very suitable for you, and the salary is very good. I believe you will be satisfied." A hint of mockery flashed in Tang Xien's eyes.

Tang Xien drove to Li Mu to a women's club. Originally, this was a place where men stopped, but Tang Xien obviously had a very extraordinary relationship with the club. The reception ladies took the initiative to say hello to her, and no one stopped her from taking a man into the VIP private room.

The private room is decorated very luxuriously, with all kinds of equipment very complete, and the small fountain bath and KTV equipment are directly installed in the room. Li Mu saw several women in the room, some soaked in the bath, and some gathered together and said something. When Tang Xien brought Li Mu in, he was a little stunned.

"Xiao Tang, why did you bring a man here? When did you get a boyfriend?" A woman who looked about thirty years old looked at Li Mu with a smile and continued, "It doesn't look like Xiao Tang's food?"

"Sister Zhao, what are you talking about? This is the birthday gift I brought to you." Tang Xien walked to the woman and sat down on the sofa.

"Birthday gift?" Sister Zhao was stunned for a moment, not understanding what Tang Xien meant for a moment.

Tang Xien smiled and said, "Sister Zhao, didn't you say you wanted to see the performances of those strippers in foreign countries and didn't have time to go? I'm bringing you one, as your birthday gift."

"Stripper? That's the figure?" Sister Zhao looked at Li Mu and couldn't help but curl her lips.

"Although his figure is not very good, his striptease is a bit special, and I guarantee you to make you happy, Sister Zhao." Tang Xien took out two stacks of banknotes from his exquisite bag and placed them in front of Li Mu. One stack should have 10,000 yuan: "Li Mu, show Sister Zhao that you danced the elephant dance that you danced at the celebration party that day, and these are yours."

"What elephant dance?" The other women surrounded him with interest, looking at Li Mu like animals in the zoo.

The muscles on Li Mu's face were a little stiff. He never expected that Tang Xien would pull him as a stripper. Looking at the women who seemed to be appreciating toys, Li Mu felt angry.

"What? I think it's too little?" Sister Zhao became interested and took her bag casually, and also took two stacks of banknotes and placed them on the table.

Li Mu suddenly laughed, glanced at the four stacks of 10,000 yuan on the table, and said calmly: "Do a stripper for 40,000 yuan. You guys are so arrogant. If others want to see it, let alone 40,000 yuan, even 400 yuan, I, Li Mu, will also dance. It's just that you women who have breast augmentation, nose pads, eyes open, double eyelids, and various plastic surgery are ugly and disgusting. Even if I give me 4 million, I, Li Mu, are not interested in looking at you."

After saying that, Li Mu turned around and wanted to walk out of the VIP room.

"You're so cool to scold you. You've pretended enough, but you just want to leave like that?" Sister Zhao was so angry that her face turned pale. She pressed the remote control button in her hand. Suddenly, two strong security guards rushed in and blocked Li Mu after listening to Sister Zhao's orders.

Tang Xien looked at Li Mu with a look of surprise. Judging from what she saw Li Mu's vulgar behavior that day, she was not as strong as a person with such a backbone. But if this happens, I am afraid that Li Mu will find it difficult to get out of the club by himself today.

"I, Zhao Xin, are not an unreasonable person. As long as you can point out what you said, who is an ugly woman with breast augmentation, nose pads, eyes open, and double eyelids, not only can you leave, but you will also take away the 40,000 yuan. I promise no one dares to cause trouble for you in the future. However, if you can't explain clearly, I will not touch your hair. But if you can still survive in H City in the future, I, Zhao Xin, will take your surname."
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