Li Mu walked out of the company building with a cardboard box in his arms, and everyone he met looked at him with strange eyes.

"I've been in trouble for eight lifetimes. How could I encounter such a thing?" Li Mu himself couldn't believe that he would encounter such a thing, and he couldn't believe that he would do that kind of thing.

Li Mu is just an ordinary young man who can't be more ordinary. He has been ordinary from elementary school to university. He has never been a cadre and has never done anything out of the ordinary. After going to college in a simple manner, he found such a job that is quite stable and has a good salary. He originally planned to live a peaceful life like this, go to work every day and do something he likes after get off work, which is also a comfortable life.

However, this quiet little day was ruined by him yesterday. To be precise, it should be at the celebration banquet held by the company last night. Li Mu, who had always been quiet and restrained, actually jumped onto the table in front of all the company's leaders and colleagues, stepped onto the table, and then took a stunning elephant dance, and then another stumbling dance.

“What is elephant dance and butt dance?”

Anyone who has seen Crayon Shin-chan should not know what kind of dances are like for elephant dance and butt dance. Li Mu can swear with his future wife's ** that even if someone puts a gun on his head, he will never be able to take off his pants and dance in front of many people, and sing while dancing.

"Elephant...Elephant..." Thinking of that scene, Li Mu wished he could find a hole to drill down immediately. He would be shameless in his life.

Originally, even if he did such a shameful thing, he should not be fired directly. After all, it was not in the company. Some people were willing to make a fool of themselves, so everyone would just make a joke. But Li Mu not only danced the elephant dance yesterday, but also danced to the company's technical director Tang Xien to dance. The elephant was almost about to throw it to Tang Xien's delicate and white little face.

Tang Xien is a model of a strong woman with ability, wisdom and beauty. Although she is already about twenty years old, her skin is delicate and fair, and her figure is even better. Her pair of straight long legs makes many men in the company drool secretly, and her eyes shine when she sees it every day.

The company's manager Zheng Zhicheng has been staring at this piece of fat and has been pursuing Tang Xien, but unfortunately he has never succeeded.

This company is the property of Zheng Zhicheng's father, so Zheng Zhicheng naturally said whatever he said. Li Mu actually molested Tang Xien in front of him. He did not break Li Mu's leg, which was already a rare good temper.

Of course, this good temper was based on his wholehearted desire to take the opportunity to comfort Tang Xien, and did not have much time to pay attention to Li Mu.

In this case, Li Mu naturally couldn't stay in the company anymore, and was directly fired by Zheng Zhicheng in the name of a female colleague.

Li Mu didn't know why he suddenly lost his mind and did that kind of thing at the celebration banquet. He was not that kind of person at all, and he didn't even think about doing that kind of thing. Don't say such crazy things, even if he went to the public bath, Li Mu would feel a little embarrassed.

Li Mu walked slowly on the street with a cardboard box in his hand. He was not a high-end technician, but an ordinary clerk in the company. He had no professional expertise. It would probably take a lot of effort to find a stable job with a good income.

"Elephant." An Audi A8 stopped beside Li Mu, the car window fell, revealing the face of an old woman with a half-old woman, and shouted to Li Mu.

"Mr. Xu?" Li Mu shivered when he heard the word "elephant". He turned around and saw that he was Mr. Xu, one of the bosses of the company. She also paid part of the funds for this company and was considered a partner of Mr. Zheng. However, she also has other companies, and she has less time here and rarely interferes in the company's affairs.

At the company celebration that night, Mr. Zheng also invited Xu Hongmei to come, so Xu Hongmei had no impression of a small employee like Li Mu before, and could not call Li Mu's name.

"What's your name?" Xu Hongmei sat in the car and looked at Li Mu and asked.

"Li Mu." Li Mu didn't know why Xu Hongmei suddenly called him.

"I lack individuals around me. I think you are not bad. If you are willing to follow me, just call this phone for 50,000 yuan a month. If you do well and make me happy, there are many other benefits." Xu Hongmei wrote a mobile phone number and stuffed it into Li Mu's hand, then rolled down the window and drove away.

"What's this...**?" Li Mu dazedly held the note with Xu Hongmei's mobile phone number, looking incredibly at the direction where the Audi A8 left.

Li Mu looks just average, not ugly, but not handsome, and has a fair relationship with a woman. He has only had two girlfriends so far, and has never encountered such a thing.

After thinking for a while, Li Mu couldn't figure out why Xu Hongmei wanted to beat him. He was not handsome and had an average figure. He basically didn't go to the gym and didn't have much exercise hobbies. Li Mu's figure can only be said to be quite well-proportioned, but he definitely did not have the capital to make women drool.

"Could it be..." Li Mu thought about it for a while, and finally remembered the elephant dance he danced yesterday, and then he didn't dare to think about it anymore.

50,000 yuan a month is very big for Li Mu. He is busy in the company for a month, and everything is counted as about 10,000 yuan, which is five times the price.

But when thinking of Xu Hongmei's face with thick foundation, Li Mu felt like he was poured into a basin of ice water and couldn't get excited.

He kneaded the paper with the mobile phone number written in his hand and threw it into the trash can on the side of the road. Li Mu returned to the small one-bedroom and one-living house he rented in depressedly.

"You have to find a new job as soon as possible." Although Li Mu still has some savings, he doesn't have his own house and he will spend all his time. He may not even have a place to live in the future.

Li Mu was about to turn on the computer and go online to see if there was any job that suits him, but suddenly felt his mind buzzing, and his consciousness seemed to be sucked into a black hole and appeared in a void space. What his consciousness could see was except the endless void, which seemed to be a card in front of him, which seemed to be composed of light. There was a three-dimensional pattern on it, which turned out to be the character "Crayon Shin-chief" in the anime.

"Unlucky human, congratulations on getting the second dimension curse card." A strange sound came from the card, without any emotion, as if it was a synthesized sound of electrons.

"The second-dimensional curse card? What is that?" Li Mu hadn't reacted to what was going on for a moment. He thought he was still dreaming and wanted to pinch himself with his hand to see if there was any pain, but found that he had no body at all, as if only consciousness existed.

"The life created by virtual in the second dimension is permanently frozen because the completion of the work is permanently frozen. Many second dimension lives have a wish that will never be fulfilled. This strong wish is transformed into endless resentment because it will never be realized again. The second dimension curse card is the aggregate of resentment of countless second dimension lives. Once possessed by this card, the second dimension life with resentment will come to you. If you cannot help them with full wish and eliminate their resentment, then your body will be occupied by them, and that second dimension life will live in this world instead of you." The strange voice echoed in the entire void.

"I must be dreaming, two-dimensional life, those are just fictional things." Li Mu tried hard to wake himself up and get rid of this strange "dream".

"Do you think this is a dream? Have you forgotten the elephant dance and butt dance you danced at the company celebration yesterday? The first two-dimensional life that came to pass is Crayon Shin-chan. At that time, you will be occupied by Crayon Shin-chan, and then you will be occupied by Crayon Shin-chan, and then you will do such a move. If you cannot fulfill Crayon Shin-chan's wish within three months, your consciousness will disappear forever and your body will be occupied by Crayon Shin-chan forever, and he will continue to live in this world instead of you." The cold voice made Li Mu feel a chill in his heart.

"This must be dreaming, it's all dreaming. I must wake up soon." Li Mu tried hard to wake himself up, but found that there was no way to do it.

"The card contains the wishes and conditions for completing the crayon Shin-chan. If I were you, I would look carefully. Remember, you only have three months." The sound gradually disappeared from high to low, and then there was no movement again.

Li Mu had no way to wake him up. There was nothing else in the void except that card, so he had to focus on that card.

Under the three-dimensional pattern of Crayon Shin-chan, there are indeed several lines of writing: "Get the love kiss of a nine-star beauty. The time limit is 90 days. Complete the task, you can choose one of the two abilities of Crayon Shin-chan's dynamic light waves and the power of the elephant as a reward. Failure will be forever lost consciousness and your body is occupied by Crayon Shin-chan."

"It's true that I'm dreaming." Li Mu woke up early in the morning and quickly checked his body, not finding any abnormalities. He let out a long sigh. The feeling of the dream was too real, which made him a little uneasy.

After washing up, Li Mu prepared to go out to eat something and go out for a walk, so that he would feel depressed.

Just as he walked out of the door, Li Mu looked up and saw a woman walking out of the room opposite, but he was there all of a sudden.
Chapter completed!