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Chapter 69: Lucky Draw

When the program was played here, a close-up of a mule girl's temperament was immediately cut.

Then, he made trouble later. He once again entered the...violent scene of "Metamorphosis Diary".

Sister Mule kicked Zhang Cheng away and played it three times in a row.

Sound Effect:Folster Brad ~

Li Junzhe knelt down at the mule sister and played it three times in a row.

Sound effect: Big Poker ~

The big close-up, the mule sister shook her mane and looked sloppy, and the narration: "A good mule is me, I am (shaking eyebrows)...Wang Defu!"

Next to him, Zeng Xiaoxian was paired with a surprised and glaring expression. What is the infringement?

Barrage once again asked to add chicken legs to the later stage.

This time, Su Ye did not go out to greet him, but stewed chicken soup in the pot. The remaining ones yesterday were added with pork bones and prepared to boil them into fake broth.

Zeng Xiaoxian led the mule into the yard, but the mule refused to leave.

"Come in, the last step, Sister Mu, please give me some face, and I'll treat you to drink afterwards! Yes, hahahaha..."

The program team gave Zeng Xiaoxian a close-up shot, with subtitles: Zeng Xiaoxian, a master's degree in history and philosophy, and a well-known radio host and actor.

Su Ye: "Go out!"

Wang Defu immediately withdrew from the yard, extremely well-behaved.

Zeng Xiaoxian staggered: "Hey? Sister Mule, don't run!"

Su Ye followed him out and led his mule to the circle of animals: "She's boudoir is here, so she is usually not allowed to enter the yard."

Xiao S followed behind barking and was fucked by a mule sister.

Zeng Xiaoxian pointed to the dog that was kicked two meters away, and his expression lost control: "Hey? That, I... it... the dog flew out in an instant, don't you care?"

Su Ye: "It's okay, I can't die."

Zeng Xiaoxian picked up Sukhoi and followed Su Ye to tie the mule.

Wang Defu returned to the newly renovated boudoir and was a little uncomfortable, mainly because the smell of cow shit was too strong...

Qi Dongqiang was sensible and rushed back the first time. He took the dung bucket and shovel and entered the Mule Sister's boudoir and began to clean the cow dung. As Su Ye's youngster, he and Mule Sister were still acquainted, so he was also kicked when cleaning the cow dung behind Mule Sister's butt.

The other three guests also came back, and only heard a thrill in the boudoir of Sister Mu. They thought Brother Qiang and Sister Mu were playing, so they didn't care.

The three of them asked one after another, why did you take the mule from Su Ye family back? Why didn't you kick it?

Zeng Xiaoxian first answered the second question: "I want to make a statement that you really deserve the humans who take the initiative to stand behind or behind animals such as mules, horses, donkeys! I have a double master's degree, don't you understand?"

The program team played the scene of Qi Dongqiang being kicked on the wall, with the words "The tool man who no one cares about".

Everyone: "Wow~"

Zeng Xiaoxian said again: "Sister Wang returned, but she was actually making a good luck. At the entrance of the village, the program team asked me to draw the lottery, and I drew Defu."

Xu Shanzheng: "No! Why didn't I draw?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was angry: "Do you think the lottery is fun? It's very exciting, right? Do you know what the prizes are on the lottery plate?"

He Mingliang: "What are there?"

Zeng Xiaoxian: "It is divided into four pieces, half of which is Brother Shu, one quarter is ten bags of snail noodles, one eighth is five kilograms of beef, and the last eighth is Sister Mule. Whatever you pick up, bring you to the mushroom house, do you just say I'm lucky, right?"

Everyone is not good at speaking.

Su Ye: "Good luck! If you draw Brother Shu, the mushroom house may be gone..."

Zeng Xiaoxian: "I care if you don't have any mushroom house? I may have gone first! That's Brother Shu!"

Tu Jun couldn't bear it anymore: "Hahahaha..."

The barrage is all: "Call the filial piety!"

Later special effects, mushroom house exploded.

Zeng Xiaoxian: "When I saw that half of the probability was Brother Shu, do you know how shaking my hands were? Learn about Parkinson's disease!"

From this we can see that Brother Shu’s reputation has spread all over the world.

Afterwards, He Mingliang fooled Zeng Xiaoxian into working.

"Planting rice? My waist is not good."

"Then we'll turn the dry land, we'll plant corn."

“Osteoporosis, UV allergy.”

“Great cattle?”

"I have no emotional foundation with this cow."

"Put the mule?"

"My sister needs rest when she is tired."

"Then what are you doing?"

"I see you working."

Xu Lang: "Why does this sound a bit familiar?"

Brother Dog smiled and said, "Director Xu, you did the same yesterday, and you will refuse any work..."

Qi Dongqiang floated by with a bucket of cow dung: "Uncle Xu is so excited to work, are you worthy of talking about him?"

Dog Brother: "..."

Xu Lang said: "Xiaoqiang is a good boy, he mainly has a good vision. Hey? Xiaoqiang, you are in your teens? I need an actor of seventeen or eighteen in the next drama..."

Qi Dongqiang said: "I am thirteen."

Brother Dog looked at the sky speechlessly, feeling that he had missed 100 million.

Several people went to the fields to work.

Su Ye and Zeng Xiaoxian, who was holding a dog, sat on the stone at the gate of the yard, looking at each other speechlessly.

You don't go to work?

How could I work?

Finally, Su Ye patted his butt and stood up:

"Shitouliang, brother, don't sit here, come and prepare food for me, right?"

Zeng Xiaoxian bounced up and said, "Principal Xiao Su... you patted your own ass, why are you patting me? Don't you?"

Su Ye: "Aren't you afraid that you will catch a cold?"

Zeng Xiaoxian put down Xiao S, turned around and floated towards the paddy field, and a fat crane spread its wings and floated towards the paddy field: "I'd better go plant rice seedlings. Staying with you makes me feel insecure."

Su Ye wiped his hands, but he still couldn't cure you?

In the morning, three paddy fields were finally raked, and Qi Dongqiang led the cow back to Uncle Liu.

Two pieces of rice fields were planted with the blessing of everyone, and the last piece of rice fields will be planted this afternoon.

Lunch is as simple as ever.

Vegetarian fried broccoli, fried meat, vegetarian fried pine mushrooms, chicken soup, and... Buddha jumps over the wall.

The Buddha jumped over the wall with only a small cup, and placed it in front of Chen Chichi with a lid, and heated through the hole.

Xu Lang was a little jealous: "Is there really a Buddha jumping over the wall?"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the small bowl with a look: "There is a problem! Principal Su, I haven't seen you prepare the ingredients, why did you stew the Buddha Jump over the wall? Even the simplified version of the Buddha Jump over the wall, it's not so fast, right?"

Su Ye said with a serious look on his face: "Absolutely authentic Buddha jumps over the wall! One fake one will pay ten."

Zeng Xiaoxian reached out to lift the lid, hesitated, and smiled: "Ono, I have a bad premonition now that you want to be sent to the hot search!"

Su Ye: "You're welcome."

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes widened in an instant: "Hmm?"

Xu Lang: "Hahaha... reveal it quickly."

Zeng Xiaoxian lifted the lid and showed a strange and self-deprecating smile, wanting to speak but stopping.

I saw that there was a bowl of chicken soup in the small cup, with three mushrooms floating on it, and three words engraved on the mushrooms: Buddha, jump, wall.

Xu Lang: "Authentic Buddha jumps over the wall! Alas! It's so authentic!"

He Mingliang: "Puff... no one dares to say that it is not Buddha jumping over the wall."

Tu Jun: "Hahahahaha..."

Qi Dongqiang got no joke and ate silently.

Su Ye smiled: "This is called Buddha Jumping over the wall, and one fake one will compensate you ten times."

Zeng Xiaoxian picked up the mushroom with the word "Buddha" and said depressedly: "Is it a bit too hasty? This is an insult to the food...Bajibaji, it's so fragrant..."

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PS: To put it a little, I will never wash the big spinach. It is not the heroine, but it is just used for training. It is too obedient and not difficult.
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