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Chapter 68: Buddha Jumps Over the Wall

As they chatted, Su Ye became a great person who helped Empress Tang Ge and Director Xu in time.

Su Ye smiled wildly.

I need you to help me be a good person? I never be a good person!

Fortunately, I have already prepared the instruction stick!

Big spinach is a bit owed!

Su Ye remembered that when he bought his mule sister home a few years ago, he also liked to let him down. After training for a long time, he beat him if he was disobedient and beat him even if he was unhappy. He still beat him when he was idle and got well-behaved as he beat him.

Tools need to be domesticated.

Liu Meiqian listened to music and made bubbles in the apartment rented by the company. She looked too calm and didn't tell Sister Juan anything.

Even though Lin Xiujuan is as experienced as her, she has never encountered this one. After scolding her for half an hour, her left ear goes into her right ear. When she is happy, she smiles at you and is so beautiful that she is so beautiful that you want to slap her with big ears.

Su Ye sent a whole calculus test paper overnight and asked her to print it out and do it herself. She sent it for inspection next week and asked her to get the wrong question.

Liu Meiqian was so crazy that he was so angry.

Who can do this?

He called Su Ye but did not answer, and he didn't reply to the boss.

She hugged her cell phone and waited for a long time, and directly cleared the 99+ text messages from a contact person in the text message, and suddenly felt a little regretful.

It's too much... the teacher is really angry.

Liu Meiqian remembered the morning of the seventh day of the first lunar month this year and said to him: "Let's go, I'll go with you."

...

The next day, in the morning.

Su Ye made small buns for breakfast at Mushroom House.

Su Ye finally got some information from Tang Shiya. Some time ago, a newcomer under her had a scandal. Liu Meiqian stepped forward to help replace her on the show and rushed to the announcement, saving her great trouble.

Liu Meiqian did all this under the banner of Su Ye and said that my boss asked me to come, and my boss was Su Ye (fungi) who helped me write songs.

To this endorsement, Tang Shiya specially introduced an endorsement to Liu Meiqian, which is considered a polite exchange.

It's very strange that Su Ye can't figure it out.

Before signing the contract, Liu Meiqian was more concerned about the confidentiality of her identity than anyone else. She even dared to resist the threats and temptations of bigwigs like Song Zehui. Why, just after signing the contract, this girl wanted to yell so much that everyone in the world knew about it?

Isn't it delicious with exclusive music resources?

Ring ling ling ling ling …

In the middle of the night, someone called the Mushroom House.

Su Ye went to pick him up in person: "Hey?"

A voice that used a voice changer: "I order food."

Su Ye: "You said."

"I want to order a dish tomorrow, and this dish has been sleeping in my heart for a long time."

"Then keep letting it fall asleep, don't bother it."

He Mingliang, Xu Shanzheng, Tang Shiya and Tu Jun couldn't help laughing out loud, and they were worthy of being Principal Su.

Qi Dongqiang, the tool guy who was mopping the floor after finishing the test paper, yelled, and was crushed by Su Ye's slippers. He picked up the slippers and continued to mop the floor.

On the other end of the phone: "It's not a problem of disturbing, the key is that it's sleeping until it wakes up naturally, and that's how it's natural."

Su Ye: "You said."

"So I want it to wake up more romantically and bloom more beautifully."

"What dish?"

"Buddha...jumps...walls."

"What's the matter? You'll say it again?"

"Buddha jumps over the wall."

"Hey? Hey... the signal is not good, so who can turn the phone antenna? Hey? Can you hear it?"

Beep ~

He Mingliang helped hung up the phone.

Su Ye muttered: "Is there any such dish? I haven't heard of it, 13425..."

He has done a simplified version of Buddha Jumping over the Wall in Shenchuan, but that was for female Bodhisattvas. Who are you?

Then, Su Ye picked up the phone and started to call the anti-fraud phone number: "Hello? Hello, I report a user. I suspect he called to scam us. The phone number was 13425..."

Everyone was shocked, could this be possible?

On the other side, in the program team's car.

Zeng Xiaoxian held his cell phone: "This... is rude, how can you hang up the customer's phone number? The customer is God! A good man is me, I am... God. I will call another one."

"Did~Safety Center reminds that your number has been reported to be fraudulent. Please bring relevant documents to the business hall to appeal... This call will be recorded. Do you want to continue dialing?"

Zeng Xiaoxian hung up the phone: "Hiss---Good! God is already angry, and he can't coax that kind."

Then, he threw the phone: "Fortunately this is the program team's phone, Hum, hahahahaha... I call with my own phone, heh, no, if I get reported again, wouldn't it be very troublesome? I'll just go to the scene and order it? He won't call the police and catch me, right? Everyone is right."

Later, he picked up a police car and took him away. Two heads were shaking in the window of the police car, one was Zeng Xiaoxian crying, and the other was Brother Shu laughing with his teeth.

Wai'er Wai'er...

There were a lot of barrage:

"Can you report it?"

“Hahahahaha…”

"Just accept Brother Stable."

"I said who is so cheap? It turns out it's Brother Xian."

"This episode is great, the two big bitch fencing competition is about to begin."

"It's good to be a bitch in the later stage!"

"Have you paid Brother Shu? I always give him some money."

Su Ye dared to report it casually because he knew it was the program team's mobile phone.

After reporting, everyone in the Mushroom House was very happy.

Let you click Buddha and jump over the wall.

After breakfast, Tang Shiya left first and made an appointment with Su Ye before leaving, but that would be next year.

Xu Lang sat in the yard, stubbornly reflecting the sun's light with his big bald head, and his domineering slight: "I want to see which shameless person dares to click Buddha to jump over the wall!"

Su Ye whispered to Tu Jun loudly: "Brother Dog! It's hard for you to plant rice. You are the primary productive force in our mushroom house. Don't count on Director Xu. He is so fat. I've said he can't do it..."

Brother Dog: "Hehehe..."

Xu Lang was dissatisfied: "Hey? What did you say? Who is fat?"

Tu Jun: "Brother Ye said you..."

Qi Dongqiang led the cow by: "I'm talking about how fat the cow is, the bald uncle has a pretty figure."

Xu Lang followed to Shuitian: "Young man has a good attitude, Xiao, Xiao Qi, right? Hey, your dialect is very distinctive, and your temperament and eyes are amazing! Hahaha~ If I go back, I will make a movie..."

Tu Jun shrank his head, Su Ye glared at him, Xu Lang ignored him, and He Mingliang could not help.

Is the clown who is me?

Four people went to plant rice seedlings, and only Su Ye was left to make an exquisite version of Buddha Jumping over the wall at home.

It was almost noon.

A figure appeared at the far end of the road.

Dingling...

There was also a sound of bells.

He Mingliang stood in the paddy field: "Ah? Is there a horse?"

Xu Lang wore a straw hat: "Isn't it a guest? How could a guest have a horse?"

Tu Jun: "Maybe the guests came here on horseback."

Qi Dongqiang calmly planted rice seedlings: "That's a mule."

Xu Lang admired the dead fish-eyed guy very much: "You can tell whether it is a mule or a horse at such a distance?"

Qi Dongqiang: "You will know if you take it out and slip it, right? Is it Wang De?"

Xu Lang: "Who is the guest's surname Wang?"

He Mingliang: "Puff... he is talking about the mule's name is Wang Defu, and the mule sister Wang Defu."

Xu Lang: "???"

Brother Dog laughed vaguely: "Wang Defu?! Hahaha! Wang Defu and Buddha jumped over the wall, hahahahaha..."
Chapter completed!
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