Font
Large
Medium
Small
Night
Prev Index    Favorite Next

Chapter 65: The Head of the Kuwao God Cult

Tu Jun took a hot shower, collapsed in the pergola and his eyes were straightened, and he was so tired that he was stunned.

He Mingliang pinched his shoulders and laughed from time to time.

Qi Dongqiang was very simple and came to help Su Ye burn the fire. Those who escaped from prison and were arrested on the spot were not qualified to rest.

Large pots of vegetables were served on the table, and four of them sat down.

Xiao S gnawed her chicken butt under the table.

The program team used the lights to shoot dishes and prepared to praise Su Ye's cooking skills later.

Su Ye: "Backlight shooting, metering shooting, don't shoot food in the light. Are you professional? Where is the reflector?"

A photographer: "We learn to photograph people."

It is normal to have a specialty in arts. Food, scenery, and character shooting skills are not much related to it.

The staff brought the reflector and then beat the light. Sure enough, the food texture was different, especially the pork belly, which was shiny and very transparent.

Post-production subtitles: Principal Su’s online teaching method of food shooting.

He Mingliang: "Ono can still take pictures?"

Su Ye: "I can draw, and I must not be able to draw delicious food."

Tu Jun has already eaten and transformed into a dry rice machine without emotions.

Qi Dong forced himself to huddle at the table and didn't dare to put chopsticks.

Su Ye glared at him: "Eat, wash the dishes after eating, and then go do three sets of test papers."

Only then did Qi Dongqiang dare to eat.

Su Ye’s cooking skills are indeed very exquisite, and this is quite true to Brother Shu.

He Mingliang exclaimed, and Tu Jun, who had come back to his heart, also praised him in a variety of ways. He drank five bowls of rice in one breath, and then burped and drank chicken soup.

Zheng Xun handed Su Ye fifty dollars:

"Congratulations on your successful challenge."

Post-subtitles: Random Challenge - Tu Jun ate five bowls of rice and was rewarded with 50 yuan.

Tu Jun grinned and said, "Why did you have the money to get it?"

Su Ye said: "It's all your credit! When you were not here before, the program team betted with us that you couldn't do the job well, so of course we chose to believe you. Can this work stump my dog ​​brother? They look down on you, can I bear it? I bet with them fifty yuan with the backhand!"

He Mingliang felt uncomfortable when he laughed: "Puff... Tutu is so good, I'm proud of you. You are so outstanding!"

Tu Jun was a little embarrassed when he was praised and scratched his head: "Hehehe... I still have to thank Brother Qiang for help. I have half of my medal of merit."

Qi Dong's powerful ghost raised his head with a silly smile on his face, and reached out to pull the chicken legs.

Bang.

Su Ye used the head of chopsticks to knock his claws back, then picked up the chicken legs and put them in Tu Jun’s bowl:

"Thank you for your hard work, add a chicken leg. Dog brother is our real thigh! The top leader in the Mushroom House work! The most all-round man in the entire entertainment industry! The superstar who dominates paddy fields and dry land!"

Tu Jun was so excited that his whole body felt as if he had disappeared: "Hehe... it was exaggerated."

He Mingliang felt sore when he heard it, and glanced at the side.

After a while, he said to Su Ye: "Ono, I am willing to proclaim you as the leader of the God Cult! Who can stand this!"

Su Ye: "Teacher He is really considerate with both virtue and art..."

He Mingliang: "Don't! I won't use it."

Su Ye: "Then I'd better keep the words to praise Brother Tutu."

He Mingliang: "..."

In the living room, the phone rang.

Tu Jun went to answer the phone and then returned and said, "I'm an uncle, I have to eat stir-fried eel shredded with orders. The sound is very cooked!"

He Mingliang: "Where are you going to get him eels?"

Su Ye: "After saying that, it is also the first customer to order food in the Mushroom House. This small requirement must be met. There are eels and loaches in the paddy fields. Let him catch them by himself tomorrow. If you can't catch them, we won't blame us."

He Mingliang: "What if the person who comes is a big name?"

Su Ye: "Then...I'll go and catch it."

Everyone: "Hahahaha..."

Su Ye glared at Qi Dongqiang who was smirking, and the latter immediately shrank his neck and went to wash the dishes.

Ring ling ling ling ling …

The phone rings again.

"Qi Dongqiang, go and pick it up."

Su Ye kicked Brother Qiang who had washed the dishes.

Qi Dongqiang ran into the living room stupidly, squatting in front of the phone and being at a loss. He had never seen a landline phone.

Su Ye, He Mingliang and Tu Jun walked in, and Tu Jun pressed the hands-free button.

There is a female voice across the street: "Hey? Is it a mushroom house?"

With everyone's encouragement, Qi Dongqiang said tremblingly: "Who are you? What's wrong?"

"Hey? Are you Su Ye?"

"No, who are you?"

"Who are you?"

"I am Qi Dongqiang, Qi Delong Dongqiang, and my brother's name is Qi Delong."

Silence opposite.

Three people in the mushroom house laughed.

The opposite continued to speak: "What... Are Su Ye and Teacher He here?"

Qi Dongqiang: "Brother Ye is here, are you looking for his claws?"

Opposite: "I order food and order a dish of chicken and dried shredded pork."

Qi Dongqiang looked confused: "What kind of mummies are activated? Can mummies be eaten? We... don't sell mummies."

"Gansi is not a mummy!"

"Oh...what animal is that? The mummy? Zhumai?"

"Uh... Xiao Qi isn't you? Are you a comedian?"

"I'm a study kid."

“…”

The opposite side collapsed.

Qi Dongqiang was also confused. Someone was still eating mummy corpses? He was so scared that he showed his wise eyes.

The three of them in the Mushroom House couldn't laugh anymore.

Especially Tu Jun, who was so funny, was already covering his mouth and hiding outside the door and laughing so hard that his branches were trembling.

He Mingliang quickly took over the conversation: "Hey, hello, this is the mushroom house, I am He Mingliang. Sorry, it was just a call from a child at home. Is the dish you want to order chicken and dried shredded chicken in this dish?"

Opposite: "Ah yes yes, yes, hello, Teacher He."

After chatting for a few words, I hung up the phone.

Qi Dongqiang, a fool, was still squatting on the ground in confusion.

He Mingliang touched his head and explained: "Look, I scared my brother Qiang. That beautiful sister didn't want to eat mummies, but cut into shredded tofu, referred to as shredded shreds. Do you understand?"

Qi Dongqiang returned to his soul: "Oh! I'm so sad, hey, I'll jump... She doesn't pronounce it correctly."

Tu Jun: "Hahaha...Murder? Hahaha..."

The barrage was also laughed at by Qi Dongqiang's magical brain circuit. Someone actually said that Qi Dongqiang is very cute? It's time to go to the ophthalmology department.

No words all night.

The next morning, Su Ye made chicken noodle soup for everyone, and the toppings were leftovers from last night.

While eating noodles, Tu Jun saw a woman walking on the small road in the distance and said, "Teacher He, Brother Ye, the sister who eats mummy is here, puff~"

A noodles spurted out from his nostrils.

Su Ye once again became a child and praised the leader of the God Cult, and went up to him from afar, helping to get the suitcase:

"Sister Shiya! Oh, please take care of me when I meet for the first time. I am Su Ye, you can call me No Ye. My sister is much better than on TV. Those camera masters are not good at craftsmanship. I said why there are magpies calling at the door in the morning? It turns out that my sister is coming. It's really awesome. The first episode of the show has the queen of songs, and the filming can be completed after the first episode! This show is worth it!"

Tang Shiya, who was not recording variety shows at first, was a little nervous, laughed out loud by Su Ye's flattery.
Chapter completed!
Prev Index    Favorite Next